This is what happens when you get your maritime legal advice from Bob fucking Loblaw.
Name another raincoat. The substack is the handle.
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This is what happens when you get your maritime legal advice from Bob fucking Loblaw.
If he stays, there's no Dr. Tom. That probably cuts both ways, too. But he (like Lute) was a West Coast guy who wanted to go back. He was never long for Iowa City. Iowa fans never really accepted that from either of them. An instrumental, if complex, figure in program history. RIP, Coach.
Raveling is such a complicated figure for Iowa hoops fans: He didn't win much at Iowa. 54-38, sub-.500 in the B1G. But he built the greatest team in the modern history of the program before he left. But him leaving for USC, 3 years after Lute left for Arizona, killed the program's self-image.
Chris Flenker used to draft Alcides Escobar just so he could name his fantasy baseball team "Alcides Soundsystem" Anyway, here's classic rock guys.
Lawrence Taylor said today at the Little Rock Touchdown Club that he left the TCU-North Carolina game about 3 minutes into the third quarter.
Had a good run, though. 🤡
The year that Nebraska ordered Mike Riley to hire Diaco as DC was the same year I decided to do a new parody song every week for the podcast. I covered the entirety of "Desperado" as "Bob Diaco" and it was my finest achievement as a podcaster, so good that I simply quit after that.
Bob Diaco shows up at more disasters than Jim Cantore.
Enchantment Under the Spread
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement today at 2?
Me and my friends in the Dr. Pepper Mafia upon hearing the news
3.5. @pablo.show
Yeah, poor Tedy Bruschi
I am enjoying this far more than I ever expected.
walking around telling Tar Heels that “it’s right in front of them” under Belichick as everyone groans at his shit
It's so quiet at UNC that you can hear Kendal Briles yelling "WHO IS THE FAILSON NOW"
HERBSTREIT: "This is a big drive for the Carolina defense" CAROLINA DEFENSE: [immediately gives up 75-yard touchdown run]
FREDDIE KITCHENS : [with the biggest lip in you or God has ever seen] I can’t get these kiyuds ta do SHEEEYUT
That photo of Ferentz, lolololol
ESPN has just Desmond Howard doing commentary at halftime while the rest of their pregame crew are back in the UNC locker room consoling Bill
Bill Belichick bringing an NFL level of bitching to the refs about holding calls to the college game. What an innovator.
"Joe Manjack" is an excellent name.
Is he bringing the Liberty Mutual guy with him?
JORDANS AT THE UNC GAME POWER RANKINGS: 1. Michael 2. Dwyer 3. Brand uniforms 4. Husdon
shhhh maybe he'll just stay there
Rendezvous then he's through with you
Jordon was allowed in the building after all!
1. How the hell did 3x All-B1G LT Alaric Jackson go undrafted? 2. How the hell did the 2019 Iowa offensive line, with Jackson, Tristan Wirfs and Tyler Linderbaum, lose 10-3 to Michigan and 17-12 to Penn State?
Me waiting for a competent No. 10
Sorry, I know you're all here for the lolz. Coco lost and my whole Labor Day weekend has been spent in bed with strep. It's all vitriol today.
These morons jacked up the cost of steel and aluminum so that nobody can build an affordable house, and now they want to claim it's an emergency so they can interject the federal government into local zoning.
Can't we all agree that he's a monumental douchebag whose reputation was built on a shot-in-the-dark draft pick QB (who wasn't even his first sixth-round choice that year) who willingly played below market rate for 20 years to give his franchise a monumental salary cap advantage?
when you ask UNC who they're starting at middle linebacker
There is some overlap between the “Fantasia is my favorite Disney movie” community and the “kids who really preferred to talk to adults” community
Cody Campbell is a piece of shit, there's my commercial
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
Just Spanish Harlem Mona Lisas, Oceans under the moon, and women giving birth running on an endless cycle, as the world turns so soft and slow, turning you around.
Looks like that fucking Mr. Pibb is at it again.
There ya go. It's a wonderful achievement. Congrats.
If I tried to make my wife listen to Hardcore History so that we could discuss the Macedonian destruction of Thebes, the next call I would get would be from her attorneys.
80 years of slowly-accumulated soft power given away for nothing in 8 months.
Jordan Love will too become one of the Worst Humans on Earth in about a decade.
At least while alienating all of our allies, Trump has been instrumental in bringing others closer together.
mario cristobal’s hilariously bad clock management being bailed out by an otherworldly athletic play, we are so back
Miami continues to huddle despite there being under a minute left because time is only a concept in Mario Cristobal's mind.
Urgent Care really ramping up the "sick day" ambience by playing The Price Is Right reruns.
Finally SZD gets that covered sponsorship from Beer.
He's the Total Package for a reason
So Trump (or his staff) is trying to sort of pass off a round from 8/23 as being from this weekend?
Me when they brought in the six-foot-nine left tackle
We are officially BACK
Yeah, I'm probably biased but I'd vote Sharar
In a historic first, Cajuns struggle with Rice
That was good from the parking lot
TOUCHDOWN IOWA, TOUCHDOWN IOWA
Dolph is still referring to every run out of the shotgun as a "draw handoff" because everything about this program has to be from 1996.
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This Iowa first quarter could have been an email
Dolph just described a deep out as "a turn-in and towards the chalk line"
That play broke Dolph's brain.
Wait, what?
This offensive catastrophe brought to you by Dave Lennox and Your Local Lennox Home Comfort Dealer
That's a horrible call.
Not sure what happened with that throw?
WELCOME TO THE CASE IH RED ZONE
Wait, Albany has a defensive end named Zach Morris?
But enough about Arch Manning
Iowa won the toss and wants the ball. Tim Lester and his new toys go first.
Gary Dolphin on the headphones. Guess it's time for another season of Iowa Hawkeye football.
Sark is supposed to be some offensive savant, and yet is running Brian Ferentz-ass routes short of the sticks on 4th down
The reasons are scrutable to me!
I mean, really, two hours and 43 minutes of Purdue Football is plenty
We've replaced your Arch Manning with Deacon Hill
Quinn Ewers:
Nick Bell time
Kirk Ferentz will be absorbing those costs and delivering the punts you crave later today.
Cigarettes are cool again
This Manning guy blows
[Puts on the Franz Liebkind headgear]
Good Morning. The Sickos Committee and @meninblazers.bsky.social partnered up to give you a calendar to watch “Football” all day long on all your screens.
Your weekly reminder that VAR sucks and exists only to benefit the teams at the top, and we should all go back to the Champo.
Kim wants president of ISU
Sooooo telling the electorate that they'll all die eventually, then snarking them from a graveyard, was a bad idea?
Or how about the fact that there’s no legal mechanism to do so? Was that not worthy of the headline? South Station is owned by the MBTA, not Amtrak like Union Station or New York Penn.
Heck yeah, let’s get this rate-cutting cycle underway. 🤡 @bloomberg.com www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
That match was absolutely phenomenal.
So does Kansas.
RUNNING QB SWEEP, BREAKING TACKLES LIKE THEY'RE SILLY FLYING THROUGH THE SKY IN A LINE LIKE CHILI
THAT'S MY BOY SORSBY