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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you know me 😊 they’re still burning witches ✨🏳️⚧️trans rights are human rights🏳️⚧️✨ 🆒😎nazi punks fuck off/kill all transphobes😎🆒 ( follow da alt: @hazelcakesvalerate.bsky.social )
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social)
love the club scene from “as above so below,” cause there are like 2 dudes just standing, staring into space, just like a real club
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
makes me think of mass effect when like 35% of the options made shepard pull their gun out. whoa i selected, “you’re lying,” wtf
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social)
MORE TRANS COMEDIES NOW!!! 😤😤😤
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
we called and wrote for weeks to make that happen
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
idk if his tweets even make trump mad
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
he’s one of those people who aren’t even interesting to argue with because they’re just dumb
bubbe yaga (@ellearmageddon.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
(ps, *good* people, when they are told they’re being unsuccessful at being an ally, ask questions like “what would be helpful to you?” or “are there any resources you can recommend to help me educate myself?” instead of simply throwing a group being actively targeted by fascism under the bus.)
Tiffy Clyro (@thehumanstrobe.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
If one thinks having to vote between two evils is how democracy should work and isn't willing to protest it, they just enjoy voting for evil.
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
fr tho, an account with over 4k follows and no interaction on any of their posts. blue wave trash
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
when you buy a regular whistle cause the dog ones don’t make enough noise
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
nah looking at their history it’s a spoof account or dumbass boomer. it’s an anti-protest account, even. like wtaf
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
damn i’m shocked trans people told him to shut up 🙄
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
“my morality and values are entirely a reflection of who is nice to me. also trump is a dictator who demands people be nice to him.”
cassie // callsign “charlie” (@doubltroublgum.bsky.social) reposted
I love hanging out with trans people because they had to confront a major cliff and make the affirmative decision to take a leap of faith in order to live cis people almost never have to make such a decision and therefore are barely fully formed humans
Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted
marisakabas.04 on signal
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
i’m a lesbian telling you to stfu, so yea
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
“why won’t the minorities i hate be nice to me!?!?”
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
oh the quicksilver guy
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
nah i’m sure many have
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
“strong supporter of lgb rights,” is such a weird way to write out “nazi”
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social)
jack black, best known for his role as the pilot in the plane that shoots at the mariner’s boat with a cable in waterworld (1995)
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social)
i’m addicted to aesthetics 😞
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social)
addicted to watching ny bike videos, i want to go to ny and ride my bike 😞
M3AGHAN (@goodestgirl.bsky.social) reposted
Omfg I'm performing some new new tomorrow night in Oakland! Never been done before never be the same ever again drop everything you know you gotta be there
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
“normal people” 👁️👁️
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
what was the op?
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
yea that’s true
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
nah i love the movies and love making fun of them lol
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
and wtf is that person doing on the stairs hahaha
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
he actually looks better without all that weird bronzer lmao
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social)
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social)
supporting harry potter is support for a truly vile woman who’s made a hobby of attacking incredibly marginalized people idk how you can enjoy any hp stuff without thinking of that
Alex Zalben (@azalben.bsky.social) reposted
Just a reminder that if you're working on the HBO Harry Potter show, or the audiobook, or making/buying licensed Harry Potter products, or covering *any* of the previously noted without mentioning JK Rowling's virulent and non-stop transphobia, this is what you're supporting:
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GC Rust (@gcrust.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Reddit can't be happy, otherwise they wouldn't be on Reddit.
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
*racist during a zombie outbreak* “now i can finally say it”
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
whoa wtf
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
i love johnny cash’s parody of nin’s “hurt.” gottem
sasha ↙︎↙︎↙︎ 🌹🏴 (@2damntrans.bsky.social) reposted
lol piss on the union jack
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
okay well this is a joke post, and i think we are using different definitions 😊🫶
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
he wrote a book and went to 2 colleges tho
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
another weirdo trying to act like a tough jock. i remember when he put a pair of new cowboy boots on a desk, they had the gadsen flag tooled and painted in, and was like “i proudly wear these every dang day.” bruh okay you look like a little league dad 🙄
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social)
i don’t believe that the administration who texts classified information to their uber driver would be capable of keeping trump’s death a secret
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
it’s a symptom of toxic masculinity that jd doesn’t let himself become a tall ben sharpiro
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social)
nobody likes jd vance cause he’s a nerd trying to act like a jock and it gives creep trump is a cruel diva who acts like a cruel diva and it gives normal
hatey fightpussy (@princesscore.meangirls.online) reposted
enbitchification
Queer Armorer (@queerarmorer.bsky.social) reposted
I love how Giuliani can go straight from screaming "Decency! Family Values!" at GOP fundraisers to picking up a hooker on the side of the road and crashing his car as a result. If the cops weren't corrupt pigs there'd be genuinely WILD tox screen results going around but this ain't that universe.
Erin Reed (@erininthemorning.com) reposted
A few people had questions of some of the states on my map such as NY/CA/IL moving up in risk for trans youth. If a state has moved up in risk, it's because of clinic closures at major clinics. I cannot in good faith keep a state low risk if state laws are not being enforced to keep clinics open.
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social)
read my 2 upcoming articles! - “bluesky is dead, and everyone there is really mean” - “landlords are of a higher moral character and more honorable than the parasitic renters they support”
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
i think he’d 100% put “other words,” in quotes, but not “client.” putting “client,” in quotes is appropriate and he uses quotes in the weirdest ways
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah that’s the plot of thunderball and never say never again, both older than me
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
he’s a bad spy and only successful because of better spy’s intel
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
What few PEOPLE “understand” is that we do very “LITTLE BUSINESS” with India, but they do a TREMENDOUS amount of business with us!!! In “other words,” they SELL us massive amounts of goods, their BIGGEST client, but we SELL them very “little!!!”
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
he does put more random words in quotes, and uses more all-caps for random words
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
not much of a sanctuary if a kid can’t be social or get medical care
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
i’m going to put a fishbowl on my head and be robby starbuck for halloween
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
you sound like buck rodgers’ sidekick, where tf do you get off complaining about “woke?”
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social)
if my name was something absolutely fucking goofy like “robby starbuck,” i would be googling “how to change name,” and “how to sue parents.”
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social)
“how am i going to explain this to my kids?” i do not care 💅🏳️⚧️😎
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
i was NINETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
whoa they went from being empty to being empty, all cause woke 😞
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
i hope you’re alright! 🫶🫂 i was like that for a bit and it was my levels 🫂🫂🫂 sorry you’re going through it (and sorry if i’m misreading)
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
omg
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah that’s disgusting too, and he’s not gaining any votes with it, either
Hunter Schafer Gallery (@hunterschaferpics.bsky.social) reposted
Hunter Schafer posing in front of her #Prada advertisement.
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
something an idiot would do
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social)
would you still vote for newsom if he wasn’t a transphobe? yes? then why are you so convinced that it’s “good politics?” seems like he’s just bringing along his own prejudices at the expense of a coalition
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
aww love this, you look amazing
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
like i could never really feel anything besides dysphoria and getting fucked up cause i was always so dysphoric lol idk here is a longer version 😊🫶 (i’m writing a sequel)
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
wow that’s awesome 🥰🥰🥰
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
the emotions were always there for me but they were always contextualized by dysphoria so they were never really positive
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
i think jesus said “if thy wishes not to see gay shit then pluck out thine eyes,” or sumthing
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
like 3 months in and discovering there are other emotions besides anger and depression 🤯🤯🤯
TACC (@tacc.org.uk) reposted
Trans Legal Clinic need your support in funding this case. We all have a duty to do something, even sharing this will help, share it other platforms and to allies. If you can please donate to help fund this case, this is the most important part of the restoration of the our rights:
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social)
KKK ass state
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
“the 90’s were better.” yeah i was 12, of course it was better lol.
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
you can buy that casio watch rn, you can buy most of that stuff, they just want to be young again and that’s not unique at all
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
weird statement fr
Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net) reposted
It's not just the Pulse memorial, DeSantis is ensuring any and all murals across the state that go against his bigotry must be painted over and ripped out. www.axios.com/local/tampa-...
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
🫂🫂🫂
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
trans kids are losing their care in california gavin has fought harder against them than trump
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
trans people are losing their medical care in california, you fake hairgel ghoul
Erin Reed (@erininthemorning.com) reposted
lol. Love Florida citizen’s response to the continual erasure of the Pulse memorial sidewalk.
ジェイド @ CANCEL NYT (@cosmotropic.bsky.social) reposted
US TRANS FRIENDS: Drop your gofundmes, venmos, whatever ways of supporting you you have, in the replies. Then go make sure you have plans with loved ones to deal with the worst. I love you all. We will get thru it CIS PEOPLE: Go through the replies and donate money to someone. Then reskeet.
Transgender Menace, wishing ill on JK Rowling (@transmenacetcf.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
As a California resident I feel broken. Our governor has thrown us under the bus. Our hospital and universities are using us a bargaining chip for grant money/funding even when there is no state level law. I hate that transgender lives are no longer considered equal to cis lives, legally.
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social)
i will never vote for gavin newsom
Tamra Bonvillain (@tamrabonvillain.bsky.social) reposted
This shit sucks man. Medically proven and effective treatment that would save trans youth a lifetime of pain and discomfort in their own bodies thrown in the trash because our country enables the most evil people imaginable.
☀️ Starshine (@starshine.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Post like you live in sf without saying you live in sf
🧙♀️ Killy Witches 🎃👻 (@tillybridges.bsky.social) reposted
sadly amazon remains vital to a book’s success so imagine my surprise to look at my book listing and see it not only under a HP ad (holy shit) but the digital and paperback versions are GONE AS ARE 78 CORRESPONDING 5-STAR REVIEWS
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
tf am i going to do with all this male stuff from nordstrom
HazelCakes (@hazelcakes.bsky.social) reply parent
expensive fr 😞