i didn’t recognize cumberbatch until i read the text and thought a bit because he’s looking down and there’s just so much forehead showing
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i didn’t recognize cumberbatch until i read the text and thought a bit because he’s looking down and there’s just so much forehead showing
6yo: “100, 200, 300… dad can you count 90s?” Me: “1991, 1992, 1993—I lived through all of them! 1994, 1995…” 6yo: 🤦♂️
wapo.st/4g8bpcM
actually i read that issue but it was so long ago i entirely forgot about it
Real bumper crop of spiderwebs this year
“Well if you don’t want military in the streets, just be better citizens”
ah i missed it!
currently taking bets on where gregory will debut in the alxtra power rankings
Wow entirely new meaning to “head of state”
Taking bets on which jurisdiction will have the first ZFH property built out
Tired: internet backbone Wired: internet artery
I learned to type on one… (well, two technically) but we did have a computer at home at the same time
But what did they name them
At least your cat now has clean teeth?
Ours went dormant for a couple years until i dragged out some old typewriters we happened upon a few years back. One of the kids took it upon themselves to type out part of the book.
Tbf i didn’t get the impression that a single one of them gave an f about trying to look like they’re imposing any control over anything
Oh no this is very good everyone still using substack should be penalized for staying on substack
Strange reminder of how fkd up things are vs what it should have been
Wait so are you considering yourself an expert on who to trust?
Look all I’m saying is if the right could go months claiming biden was secretly replaced with a double…
additionally: don’t let your kids run your properties.
is/was this person currently/previously an elected official?
They really made a splash (featuring our now damp governor)
Check your storm drains 👀
If I ran a truly capitalist country i would encourage people to burn our flag because then we could sell more flags
tag yourself. i’m “physical inactivity.”
no slammer for salami slinger
was thinking about this the other day: i’m torn on whether finding spelling/grammar corrections in books is annoying or reasonable
20 times an hour lately ugh
Imagine being a dyslexic roman and constantly confusing vi and iv
It's really fucked up the news media at large is searching so hard for humanity in machines, while systematically denying humanity to Palestinians, trans people, immigrants, and other persecuted people
Breaking: laws
If you believe that keeping your head down and being quiet will spare you from this fate, you are mistaken. This will be all of us.
I never thought I would see this in my life, and that they’re making it immediately generic so it’s affordable is making me want to cry
Wonder if we could do the opposite and flood the metro station with people
I really, really don’t think what blue voters want to hear right now is “military takeover is redundant because we can crack down on crime more effectively.” They want to hear “this is fascism and we won’t stand for it” and vanishingly few national dems are doing that
That’s why he need so much water pressure
“Should we let trump win by leaving the district boundaries the way they are?” That wasn’t too hard
Big mistake making the voters choose the “yes” answer in sure with a bit of creativity they could have made “no” be the vote for change
wait what exactly are the dogs getting up to in the dog park
Just showing that I hadn’t used it in so long i didn’t even realize they changed the app oops!
now that you mention it, fox news has seemed a bit rabid lately
weird if i didn’t know better it almost sounds like the arborist quit so he could work for alxtimes
Cat6?
i’d have to time myself doing this out of curiosity. i feel like after 1 min i’d just be grinding down my teeth?
Of _course_ i put all my eggs in one basket. It is a really nice basket! It better be, it was expensive! Look at the LV label! Plus it’s super convenient! Heck i don’t just put eggs in here i keep a lot of my stuff in here, its just so darned handy!
Maybe we can get the staffer that’s giving newsom the good ideas and ditch newsom
I’m still trying to figure out what anyone would use it for if it isn’t for doing math. Maybe ask it what the vibe is of the numbers in column B?
I heard they’re really good Lays
All that and a bag of chips!?
People with wide cars: how do you deal with parking next to other wide cars? I can barely get in and out and i drive a compact.
You can choose any of three colors! Black, white, or white!
Sellers on amazon are out of control these daya
Infuriating story—there actually WAS research on chemical exposures that seem to increase autism rates, but Trump/RFK Jr are halting the research, firing the scientists, and lifting restrictions on the chemicals, while blocking access to vaccines that prevent other diseases and DON’T increase autism
I can’t even manage to post anything anyone likes let alone post regularly
Same situation here. Just went past 80k this year! If i don’t replace it I’m going to need a few minor repairs and a paint job tho…
i’ll be driving mine forever (2012 priuses ftw!) because the EV i want, the dealer can’t seem to get one and now we’re losing the tax incentive so…
teach them to code, they’ll get in less trouble
We need a betteridge headline law but specific to nyt
When there was positive economic data under Biden, the New York Times told us to worry, with headlines like: “Why a Strong U.S. Economy Is Making Stock Investors Jittery” and “Inflation Has Been Easing Fast, but Wild Cards Lie Ahead” But when there is worrisome data under Trump, NYT reassures us:
Dude just start a museum already www.bbc.com/news/article...
Careful if you dox her she may have to go live with a military leader
Big box office narrator voice: “He had one last deal to make…”
Happy first week of meteorological September
occams razor: “you’re not going to believe this”
I mean i wouldn’t blame them if they didn’t want to go back to Russia
Except I’m already mad
the neighbor was trying to name our puppy cookie 😂
we just priced out a mini split for upstairs to replace the window units and it was easily $2k more than i had estimated 10 months ago.
On the median curb on seminary just for the reaction
Huge if true!
You’d almost say they really carved out a niche market
Bonus episode
Literally just started reading my copy today
can you see the hurricane from there
Sum 41e
ballston quarter’s final form is just a giant onelife fitness gym, a church, and a food court
I just really liked the theme song
Name a TV series you’re positive no one remembers.
I keep thinking about going back and watching this
INXIS
Soundfarm
For that you’re getting matchbox twenty and three quarters
Six shillings none the richer
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/cri... Trump is right, there is a crime problem here in DC and I am here to address it
Increase a band Apples in dolby surround 7.1
We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed theonion.com/we-need-to-t...
“beasuse she is anti-bedtime”
#Space United Launch Alliance is targeting 8:56 PM EDT for the launch of its new Vulcan 🖖 rocket with a national security payload for the US Space Force. The launch is from Cape Canaveral's Launch Complex 41. Watch live at the link once ULA starts the livestream. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rft...
Arianespace is about to yeet the EUMETSAT Metop SGA-1 polar orbiting weather satellite. It's part of the Copernicus program. Check out their livestream. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc0k...
Digging the new album name!
See there wasn’t much activity until you said anything
Oh no there are now 4
Maralago is easily obtainable by most hurricanes
Moments before descending into hell/L’Enfant plaza
