Reminder arrrh today is international talk like a pirate day.
Local amateur weatherman/storm chaser with an understanding of climate. Professional problem solver. Former carpenter. Dad. Inventor of the best Caesar salad dressing. I cook a lot. Newcastle
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Reminder arrrh today is international talk like a pirate day.
Hey! Have you ever? Ever felt like this? When strange things happen, you’re going round the twist.
Omg I’m next aren’t I.
Kash Petal: “I have no idea what the fuck I’m doing.”
The United States of Hate
Are electric ants really what I think they are?
Judging by the shamefully opportunistic & politicizing rhetoric of some rightwingers on Twitter, & their cynical use of Charlie Kirk’s horrific murder for political point scoring, it’s almost as if Minnesota Rep. Melissa Hortman wasn’t murdered by a Trump-voting MAGA maniac just 12 weeks ago.
Was supposed to have a job interview today over zoom. Was all ready to go. Get nothing. Rang several times, texted, emailed, rang head office, said will get back to you. Nothing. How rude!
Department of laces out.
Are sea surface heights and the SOI still unchanged is helping determine enso?
ANZ cutting 3500 jobs because it’s $10.99b profit in 6 months was not enough.
10 News reports strikes on Gaza have escalated. Ummm. Hmmm
I was thinking that and then I just tested positive for Covid.😢
Mother f’n Covid again. Ffs
RFK jr reminds me of the zombies in those shoot em up video games.
This hurts after meeting a young homeless transgender today. Fuck these people!
truly are. It’s easy to rally against minorities but at the end of the day they are human.
about 30 seconds thinking with my daughter sitting on my shoulders. I should do something nice today. I took out money and gave it to her. She cried when I returned with it. Being trans isn’t a choice. It’s who they are. People shouldn’t judge others just by how they look or who they..
Today on my way to an atm i met a young homeless transgender. Holding a small sign with a cup. No family who abandoned her, no support network. She said begging for money was better than selling their body to some disgusting man. I didn’t have any change. I proceeded and stood there at the atm for..
This is #MAGA
Pfft
How is Patty Mills not on that list?
It’s official.
She hasn’t got it as at a different daycare mon-tues. she did go yesterday tho but we kept her out today. Not sure about tomorrow yet.
My daughters daycare in Newcastle is on the verge of shutting down due to Covid. Several kids and staff are sick.
Slightly diminish a band: Bronzechair
So over the rain. Everything here is just water logged and has been for so long.
War for territory!
Trump is a cunt. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Doctor says. I’d like to call to the witness box. Your pancreas.
Minns is a lobbyist’s dream yes man. McKay wasn’t. So she was knifed. Exactly what’s wrong with politics.
Piece Of Cheese?
Did this guy get down on his knees and lick Donald’s A hole?
It’s so sad to watch.
Wait. What if the escalation of the Trump Epstein bromance is just a distraction to an even bigger clusterfuck?
Cheater in Chief
Hi Keith what do you think will happen with Giddey?
Feds: we will pardon you if you say Trump wasn’t raping 12 year old girls. Maxwell: Deal.
A bin chick?
What is DYNE?
Well done. 4 months here.💪🏽
…..Where he accidentally brutally cut his own head off shaving.
He canceled his tour to Australia mid 2019 before Covid due to a fall where he was diagnosed with Parkinson’s in February.
She’s done. There will be a spill end of next month or September.
When she accidentally brutally cut her head off buttering toast.
Labor have another round of staff cuts to pay for fee free tafe. Going to be down to skeleton crews soon. I’ve heard the Newcastle campus is struggling hard. Staff morale is very low and exhausted. #NSWPol #AusPol #NSWTafe
For the cookers. The pharmaceutical companies wouldn’t be giving you anything that’s going to knowingly kill you. How do they profit from you being dead?
The Newcastle Knights are why participation awards exist.
And the 543rd time it was made up by Newscorp.
Nail clippers should come with instructions. Pierce cardboard with your long arse nails to open.
No one believes you Mark.
Never thought gold could look so shit.
All my mates who dabble in conspiracy theories all work fifo.
Nice QR code.
Great week to choose this in your catalog Aldi.
Has anyone tried dying on a cross to see if they come back bright as a daisy in 3 days?
I wonder how much Murdoch is connected to this pro-Israel lobby. It’s amazing how much power they have. Right to top leaders. The man who has bent over the most? Chris Minns. The guy who spilled Jodi McKay is completely bought from every corporate lobby.
Murder she didn’t write.
House next to me is DoH. In good condition. Been empty for 8 months now.
Yep. Better today. To add insult it was my partner’s birthday too.
Getting gastro while in a caravan with one bed between 3 of us. My lord what a night. That was one of the worst.
Soon to be the No Musk club
Winter tomatoes are a go this year.
Have you seen all the homeless people on the street in California? Yes, we are going to help them by building a prison.
Made from the tears of baby penguins.
Try doing it for 2 years!
There will be a spill in August.
I haven’t heard about Elon Musk in 3 days. That’s been nice.
Where does he work now?
This is so trump can say Iran has broke the peace deal.
Strange that Bernard bangs on about nanny state policing but then writes this🤷🏽♂️.
Xplosion.
AskCam sounds too much like ass cam.
#Breaking New infectious disease is spreading. It’s said to have originated from a defunct lab. It’s also said to be highly suspicious and make you kill dogs. Experts have called it KnoaM25R.
Religious leaders needed to brand something hateful to take the focus off priests and pastors raping kids.
I used to use bond crete to seal chip board.
Have you ever watched it? I have. Several times. He seems like a nice person.
Cake
lol Metallicum
Australia won’t be getting any submarines. It will be getting a “Trump” guarantee that we will lend you a submarine if needed for war. We will still pay the same money. #Auspol #AUKUS
“I’M A PATRIOT” *Proceeds to sit at home all day trying to make money from crypto.
#Breaking Donald Trump puts Heard Island on list of banned countries from entering the United States.
My old dog would only shit on freshly cut grass.
Waiter: how do you like your steak? Me: Albanese (soft cooked on gas)
Any update? Time? Will be able to see from Newcastle?
No Engagement
NAME THIS BAND
Kill him now!
Uhh hi. Just looking for my… umm.. watch…yes that’s it. My watch….got the time?
Curse the person who gave Russel Brand a thesaurus.
I thought Ant was supposed to be better than MJ?
Trump banged his own son’s girlfriend!😂 look it’s easy to believe.
A councillor wage doesn’t cut it and no one listens to him. He’ll be back running for fed parliament next election.
lol Tim Wilson thinks he won by over 400.
Facebook marketplace. Why why why does this happen all the time?
I heard from Carrick Ryan there are 3 libs retiring in July? Is this correct? And if so trigger by-elections? Or are they senators?
Omg there are so many potholes in Newcastle. A few could do some serious damage. Driving at night is scary!
lol yeah I hear that.
