I mean, I'd *quite* like to be invited back next year 🤣
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I mean, I'd *quite* like to be invited back next year 🤣
this was a VERY fun chat
Unquestionably thick and big. Taste exactly like Hula Hoops.
was going to add a thick & big hashtag but suspect that's a whole other Bluesky
just picked these beasts up at Gloucester Services. Thick AND big. Will report back.
Gym packed with women of all ages and abilities this morning. All lifting, pushing, sweating, helping each other out and bigging each other up. Fills me with joy 💪🏋♀️🤸♀️
would a bit of Viennese fancy have killed you? (I love it btw)
I have a plum tree that has gone mad this year. Currently 16 plum crumbles in my freezer. Might start mail order.
I'm not sure I'll ever be that fancy 🤣
The maniacal grin, and the shoes
RUDE
Have reached the age where I clean my house from top to bottom before going on holiday. Clean sheets, bathroom spotless, even shampooed the carpets. Future just-back-from-holiday Heidi better fucking appreciate it, frankly.
What was the number one album on your 16th birthday? This absolute BANGER, as it happens.
Phwoar is a 80s Soaraway Sun Page 3 classic. I think that's what we want back, right?
Ozone-busting hairspray and proper 70s pubes. But not together.
Contactless payments may finish them off.
the tone/comments on this post suggest the US has just discovered the induction hob. I've had one since 2006 🤷♀️
Niall this is the best answer ever to the question "what are conkers"
no
I live with a man who knows how to clean a chimney. Which surely makes me Mary Poppins? 🌂
comes round quicker every year...
it owns your house now
The giant house spiders seem to be particularly giant and plentiful this year. I don't mind them, but my beloved is waging war with a Dyson cordless.
*stares in San Marino*
Can't look at RFK without seeing Hoggle from Labyrinth.
Until TMZ show me a video of a body bag being dragged across the White House lawn, I'm remaining sceptical.
being taken into the (oddly dark) school chapel to sit on the chaplain's knee while he listed your sins in a breathy voice. He's long dead and hopefully enjoying his own special corner of hell.
would be rude not to!
🤣🤣🤣
Big Hoggle energy
anyway the point is I am always up for a chat with Eurovision fans IRL, even if we actually end up talking about Paula Yates and Whitney Houston. You are the best people.
I bonded with @lesmarshall.bsky.social over Eurovision on Twitter - today we were on the same train for an hour and I don't think we drew breath. Lovely.
damn girl THAT DRESS 🔥#pyro
are you my neighbour? My husband hasn't worn a shirt since April 😂
It's taken me 15 years just to nail the flags. Je cannot.
they"ve done every mini roundabout in my west country town. I hope they choke on the paint fumes
Ha I read this earlier and did a big sigh. Being dumb as shit is one thing, but plastering that fact all over TikTok is next level dumb as shit.
eek!
I've never been to Madiera because Funchal looks terrifying. BUT I did do the old Kai Tak airport in Hong Kong in the 80s - that was something else
ADAM
Can't say I'm not relieved about the Vienna announcement. I've landed at Innsbruck twice and can confirm it was neither fun nor entertaining.
I've never been to Vienna either! Also my husband has family there so he might tag along for a bit. Fun!
It my dream version of the committee meeting the deciding factor was Conchita slamming her fist on a table and shouting 'it's Vienna or I'm not coming'
it's an unconventional but sublime combo 👌
I will die on this hill
yes but only with 🍍
sadly my infamous teacher died before he could serve time for extensively bouncing a whole generation of little girls on his knee. In his office. In the dark.
not even 6am. I'm throwing people who don't put the weights back into the same dungeon as the people who don't wear headphones. You deserve each other.
already anticipating that laptop sticker
trained to within an inch of her life. Currently learning to drive.
Mabel's first underwater retrieve.
last car on Le Shuttle = fun time party carriage
We still need 4, I had to eject Niall for logo snark. Unless we want to be the new Bardo?
you made your choice 🤷♀️ rules are rules
sorry Niall you've given in to snark so I'm booting you out of the club 🤣
The Automatic Haters are having a lovely time on Insta so that's nice
you can! Maybe if we can find six in total we can represent San Marino in 2026
We are an exclusive club of two, but I'm ok with that 🤣
I'm with you. It's fun and warm and joyful. It feels appropriate.
🥰🥰🥰
thank you! it was a lovely day ☺️
my husband is 5'3" and the best person I know. On our wedding day I wore heels and was 4" taller than him. The first time either of us has given that a thought is...well, now.
L'il windy ear flaps 🥹
Cleansing your timeline with Mabel being a magnificent French boat dog.
Agreed. Free the beans! Let gravity do its thing.
We are 42 forever, J. I dont make the rules.
congrats!
and this is why I married him 🥰
the kids love it so much!
In February I introduced my niece and nephew to the infectious joy of Dolly Style, and it still hasn't got old Apologies for my singing 😅
worst signing ever. What were they thinking???
Never imagined I'd say this, but not here for Strictly this year. Thom Skinner is a hard no.
Thanks Spotify for the Flo Rida interlude but its no Adrenalina, is it??
what happened to the other one?
And then later the parade
worst cartoon dog ever
is having breakfast with Nigel Farage now a holiday activity?
I grew up in a military family - my first school was a kindergarten in the Netherlands. Apparently I picked up Dutch in no time flat, then promptly parked it when we moved back to the UK a year later. It's easy when you're a kid!
Woman in the gym just asked me if I was OK. Turns out I was audibly rapping along to Summertime by DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince.
I have two ready to go! But agreeing a new book deal takes AN AGE.
I am currently writing a Book and REALLY enjoying it but I also have a million other things to do which prevent me writing the Book. So instead my head is full of Book passages that I don't have time to write down, and each morning a few more have disappeared. Need more brain or more time.
I believe the dialogue is along the lines of: "But if we give back all the shit we stole from former colonies, won't the British Museum be empty?" (coughs) "Well, yes." "Ah. Hmm. Well, let's keep talking."
Hey, political parties, I'm a decent human being who cares about other human beings. How about pandering to me for a bit?
agree. No idea.
Connections having a mad one again today, I see. No idea what purple is about 🤷♀️
Reform are still the biggest party for my agegroup, which is deeply depressing. Hoping some young people might adopt me.
if they drank cappuccino in the afternoons they'd be less uptight IMHO. Espresso rage.
it's had 20 good years and it's the flagship of the BBC. Time to tear it down.
so close! I think I got you mixed up with @brewaniskatarsisfan.and.lgbt, who is a whole different person. Soz.
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it is exactly this.
