Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
She/Her. Butch lesbian. I like music from the 60s and movies from the 70s. ALT pfp: Joan Crawford with her hair in a braided bun and a cigarette in her hand. Banner: “Judith slaying Holofernes”
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This is the tiniest cat tree that they slept on when they were babies. It’s in the basement now but sometimes they still use it. So silly.
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
I love this so much.
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Whoa, I just checked out your Etsy page. Amazing stuff! 👏🙌
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
This is wonderful
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
wait they don’t shrink the actors?
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@repgwenmoore.bsky.social @baldwin.senate.gov
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
I LOVED my monchichi more than life itself back in the day.
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re so happy! 🥰
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
just my belly 😬
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Right?! So scary!
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
🫂💙 that’s actually pretty magical
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣🤣
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
I got teary thinking of how kind it was for you to pay for the window. ♥️
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
I already have a bottle of champagne chilling. I will be hollering “hallelujah!” off my back porch. I will run wild in the streets with sparklers! 🤸♀️🤸♀️🤸♀️
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, that’s enough to bring tears to my eyes today.🥹
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha/sob
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
FOLKS
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Making a sign for my front window today because why not. What are your best anti-scotus slogans out there?
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I beg your pardon, Charlie. Absolutely not. 🌞🏖️🍻😉
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😔
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A+
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. I never really know how to react when I encounter CB fans. Like, don’t you know?
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
ew.
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s magnificent 🙌😍
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Welker is one of the worst. She loves trump.
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
That is cute af
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💜
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
😲😲😲 did it get through the window to you?! I have a friend whose dog did this through a window, ten feet off the ground. Everyone was ok though.
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
I watch sometimes for the Dems who she has on, but hard agree that she’s a garbage host.
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, gotcha.
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh god
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe I’m misreading.
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Reclaiming a white manhood that perceives everyone else is irrational? I don’t know that that should be a trait for anyone, I guess.
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Ty! She’ll be 13 in a few weeks 🥲
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
I hurt myself doing this once.
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
They are a silly, stubborn, lazy breed haha. But I adore my sweet Bernadette Peters.
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💜
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😲🤣🤮
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg you’re right. 🤦♂️
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Good morning mark! I’m still waiting for my lazy basset hound to wake up to take her for a walk. 🤣 Have a great day!
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s a beautiful pack 😍
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👏
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sparking one for you, brit. Solidarity forever.
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
So. Good.
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
yah that’s weird & gross. it’s just bluesky. take the time you need, but don’t let them stop you from being funny.
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💜💜💜
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
you know what? fuck beef into the sun forever. 💙🫂
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
BANGER 👏👏👏
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Super cute hair! 👏
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
oh damn good point
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
creepy jesus is a little redundant.
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
😲😲😲
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy cats, he is so handsome! He looks so soft!
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
so gorgeous!
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that really your floof? Amazing! 😍
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks Rick! You too! ☕️💜
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
This is going well with my coffee right now, thanks! 💜
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👏
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Betsy those are my favorite insect friends! Enjoy!
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣🤣 maybe you had to be there in the 90s at it’s inception. Haha. It is a JAM, Erik! 🎤
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
for lyfe 👏
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
But sometimes I get ridiculous I’ll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
that sounds so fun! & yay on your twelve bucks today!
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
What!
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sick with this
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s aight cause my bodys in motion 🤸♀️
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
$500!
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
he was so cool. fight me.
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve won less than five times in an infinite amount of tries, so now I leave it to the regulars.
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Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d tell ‘em “step off, I’m doin’ the hump” 😏
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
That mane is regal!
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💜💜💜
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
ope!
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imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing the humpty hump.
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Yah ‘Sconnie cheese for lyfe! 🧀
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m so fucking lost. We’re all being held hostage by a psychopath with toddler impulses & sociopathic, white nationalist sycophants rallying behind him.
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
This is a religion in dive bars where I live 🙌
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😲
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Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
yes!
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LOOOOL
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahahahahahaha that’s amazing 😭
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s 2025 and there’s no edit button? C’mon now. 🤣🤣🤣
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
I was in a TINY nyc restaurant with my gf & my mom ages ago when it was my mom’s birthday. Everyone in the restaurant sang happy birthday to her while the staff flashed Christmas lights on & off. That was actually pretty cute to witness, heh.
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Goddamnit. “sell it.”
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
self it at the MET for millions
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👏🙌
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pics or it didn’t happen.
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💜💜💜
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
ROAD TRIP!!!!!!
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
that’s a good sleep I bet.
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
stg you slay me. 👏
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Yabba Dabba Do Not Resucitate
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Ty for reposting, I’m having this tattooed across my big belly.
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social)
you know it’s bad when you get so angry that you *have* to exercise to avoid committing homicide. I don’t want to, but I don’t want to go to county today, either. 🤸♂️🤸♂️🤸♂️
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
True, I have an elder basset hound so I’m at her beck & call. It turns into 4 am at daylight saving time. 🤦♂️ But hate? Well…
Amanda (@hellomanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Doomkick I’ve been waking up at 5 hating so hard, as well. 😒