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Amanda

@hellomanders.bsky.social

She/Her. Butch lesbian. I like music from the 60s and movies from the 70s. ALT pfp: Joan Crawford with her hair in a braided bun and a cigarette in her hand. Banner: “Judith slaying Holofernes”

created November 13, 2024

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1/9/2025, 9:32:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the tiniest cat tree that they slept on when they were babies. It’s in the basement now but sometimes they still use it. So silly.

1/9/2025, 2:17:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Walter & Edgar vs personal space

Grey tabby cat on a cat tree looking down with a black cat laying on top of him looking off to the right.
1/9/2025, 1:30:47 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love this so much.

1/9/2025, 1:26:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whoa, I just checked out your Etsy page. Amazing stuff! 👏🙌

1/9/2025, 1:18:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is wonderful

1/9/2025, 12:23:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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wait they don’t shrink the actors?

1/9/2025, 1:44:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@repgwenmoore.bsky.social @baldwin.senate.gov

1/9/2025, 12:16:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I LOVED my monchichi more than life itself back in the day.

1/9/2025, 12:12:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re so happy! 🥰

31/8/2025, 11:42:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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just my belly 😬

31/8/2025, 7:42:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right?! So scary!

31/8/2025, 7:41:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🫂💙 that’s actually pretty magical

31/8/2025, 5:25:52 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣🤣🤣

31/8/2025, 4:55:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I got teary thinking of how kind it was for you to pay for the window. ♥️

31/8/2025, 4:54:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I already have a bottle of champagne chilling. I will be hollering “hallelujah!” off my back porch. I will run wild in the streets with sparklers! 🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️

31/8/2025, 4:49:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, that’s enough to bring tears to my eyes today.🥹

31/8/2025, 4:30:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Haha/sob

31/8/2025, 4:28:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FOLKS

31/8/2025, 4:04:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Making a sign for my front window today because why not. What are your best anti-scotus slogans out there?

31/8/2025, 4:04:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I beg your pardon, Charlie. Absolutely not. 🌞🏖️🍻😉

31/8/2025, 3:57:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😔

31/8/2025, 3:53:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A+

31/8/2025, 3:49:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah. I never really know how to react when I encounter CB fans. Like, don’t you know?

31/8/2025, 3:49:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ew.

31/8/2025, 3:45:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s magnificent 🙌😍

31/8/2025, 3:43:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Welker is one of the worst. She loves trump.

31/8/2025, 3:39:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That is cute af

31/8/2025, 3:37:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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💜

31/8/2025, 3:25:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😲😲😲 did it get through the window to you?! I have a friend whose dog did this through a window, ten feet off the ground. Everyone was ok though.

31/8/2025, 3:25:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I watch sometimes for the Dems who she has on, but hard agree that she’s a garbage host.

31/8/2025, 3:18:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah, gotcha.

31/8/2025, 3:03:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh god

31/8/2025, 3:01:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe I’m misreading.

31/8/2025, 2:56:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reclaiming a white manhood that perceives everyone else is irrational? I don’t know that that should be a trait for anyone, I guess.

31/8/2025, 2:54:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ty! She’ll be 13 in a few weeks 🥲

31/8/2025, 1:35:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hurt myself doing this once.

31/8/2025, 1:34:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are a silly, stubborn, lazy breed haha. But I adore my sweet Bernadette Peters.

Mostly white and tan Bassett Hound laying upside down on a wood floor. Her ears are spread out across the floor and her tongue is sticking out.
31/8/2025, 1:28:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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💜

31/8/2025, 1:25:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😲🤣🤮

31/8/2025, 12:54:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Omg you’re right. 🤦‍♂️

31/8/2025, 12:54:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good morning mark! I’m still waiting for my lazy basset hound to wake up to take her for a walk. 🤣 Have a great day!

31/8/2025, 12:51:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s a beautiful pack 😍

31/8/2025, 12:49:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👏

31/8/2025, 12:48:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sparking one for you, brit. Solidarity forever.

30/8/2025, 9:21:08 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So. Good.

30/8/2025, 6:08:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yah that’s weird & gross. it’s just bluesky. take the time you need, but don’t let them stop you from being funny.

30/8/2025, 6:04:42 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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💜💜💜

30/8/2025, 6:02:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you know what? fuck beef into the sun forever. 💙🫂

30/8/2025, 6:00:52 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BANGER 👏👏👏

30/8/2025, 5:44:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Super cute hair! 👏

30/8/2025, 4:39:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh damn good point

30/8/2025, 2:45:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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creepy jesus is a little redundant.

30/8/2025, 11:34:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😲😲😲

30/8/2025, 11:21:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy cats, he is so handsome! He looks so soft!

30/8/2025, 11:21:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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so gorgeous!

30/8/2025, 11:14:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is that really your floof? Amazing! 😍

30/8/2025, 11:14:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks Rick! You too! ☕️💜

30/8/2025, 11:10:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is going well with my coffee right now, thanks! 💜

30/8/2025, 11:06:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👏

29/8/2025, 10:58:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Betsy those are my favorite insect friends! Enjoy!

29/8/2025, 7:33:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣🤣🤣 maybe you had to be there in the 90s at it’s inception. Haha. It is a JAM, Erik! 🎤

29/8/2025, 7:25:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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for lyfe 👏

29/8/2025, 7:06:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But sometimes I get ridiculous I’ll eat up all your crackers and your licorice

29/8/2025, 7:02:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that sounds so fun! & yay on your twelve bucks today!

29/8/2025, 7:00:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What!

29/8/2025, 7:00:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m sick with this

29/8/2025, 6:56:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s aight cause my bodys in motion 🤸‍♀️

29/8/2025, 6:55:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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$500!

29/8/2025, 6:52:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he was so cool. fight me.

29/8/2025, 6:12:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve won less than five times in an infinite amount of tries, so now I leave it to the regulars.

29/8/2025, 6:11:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 6:09:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d tell ‘em “step off, I’m doin’ the hump” 😏

29/8/2025, 6:05:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That mane is regal!

29/8/2025, 6:03:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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💜💜💜

29/8/2025, 6:01:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ope!

29/8/2025, 5:56:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing the humpty hump.

29/8/2025, 5:53:35 PM | 89 31 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yah ‘Sconnie cheese for lyfe! 🧀

29/8/2025, 5:50:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m so fucking lost. We’re all being held hostage by a psychopath with toddler impulses & sociopathic, white nationalist sycophants rallying behind him.

29/8/2025, 5:48:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is a religion in dive bars where I live 🙌

29/8/2025, 5:42:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😲

29/8/2025, 5:41:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 5:40:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yes!

29/8/2025, 5:35:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOOOOL

29/8/2025, 5:34:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hahahahahahaha that’s amazing 😭

29/8/2025, 4:31:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s 2025 and there’s no edit button? C’mon now. 🤣🤣🤣

29/8/2025, 4:30:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was in a TINY nyc restaurant with my gf & my mom ages ago when it was my mom’s birthday. Everyone in the restaurant sang happy birthday to her while the staff flashed Christmas lights on & off. That was actually pretty cute to witness, heh.

29/8/2025, 4:29:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goddamnit. “sell it.”

29/8/2025, 4:22:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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self it at the MET for millions

29/8/2025, 4:22:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👏🙌

29/8/2025, 4:20:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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pics or it didn’t happen.

29/8/2025, 4:18:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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💜💜💜

29/8/2025, 2:34:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ROAD TRIP!!!!!!

29/8/2025, 2:31:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that’s a good sleep I bet.

29/8/2025, 2:30:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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stg you slay me. 👏

29/8/2025, 2:23:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yabba Dabba Do Not Resucitate

29/8/2025, 2:18:35 PM | 1613 347 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ty for reposting, I’m having this tattooed across my big belly.

29/8/2025, 2:20:01 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you know it’s bad when you get so angry that you *have* to exercise to avoid committing homicide. I don’t want to, but I don’t want to go to county today, either. 🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️

29/8/2025, 2:18:51 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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True, I have an elder basset hound so I’m at her beck & call. It turns into 4 am at daylight saving time. 🤦‍♂️ But hate? Well…

29/8/2025, 12:23:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doomkick I’ve been waking up at 5 hating so hard, as well. 😒

29/8/2025, 12:03:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view