Hannah Spanner
@hellopalendrome.bsky.social
Bristol based Graphic Designer. Newbie Biker π Crazy Cat Lady πββ¬. Easily distracted. Squirrel!π¦
created November 13, 2024
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Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere.bsky.social) reposted
Well it's Sunday. And you know what happens on Sunday? Show-and-tell happens on Sunday! So show us something you made or found, somewhere you've been, something you're proud of, family, pets... anything neat, really! Go on! Show us!
Kingfisher & Wombat (@tkingfisher.com) reposted
Every pundit article: BLUESKY IS A HOTBED OF RADICALIZATION Majority of posts in my feed: Check out this cool bug/bird/random historical personage I found! Small but vivid minority of posts: Do you think Gritty and Alf are in a polycule or nah?
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
Why didn't you flush though? Fecking weirdo.
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
Southern Softy x
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
Lovely specs!
John Simpson (@johnsimpsonnews.bsky.social) reposted
I too would like my country back β that calm, sensible, peaceable, tolerant, rational, stable, essentially moderate Britain which extremists and rich American ignoramuses want to take from us. These, surely, are the values we should be defending.
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup this happened as soon as the fire got going, as I'm sat right next to it!
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social)
Bit fecking nippy today
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social)
Shout out to the last night of the Proms person in charge of popping the words up on the screen for people to sing along. Every new phrase was put up about a second too late. So. Slow clap.
Hugh Keogh (@hughkeogh.bsky.social) reposted
I don't know if they've picked another ambassador yet but if it's an unemployed slippery nonce enthusiast they're after
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social)
And not a single one of the 110,000 knuckle dragging flag shagger painters will be at the last night of the proms tonight. Literally the one night that flags are literally encouraged to be shagged (ok, waved).
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
Wishing you a speedy recovery when it comes round π
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
People flapping incessantly at wasps/bees while sprinting in a circle. What are they, 8? Unless you have an actual allergy, there really is no need for it.
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
I unfollow people who regularly post about it. Mindless twattery.
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
I literally hate all of it.
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
She normally looks somewhat...more...relaxed!
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
AGHAST!
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
We're not still thinking it's a legit random gunman...right!? Are we sure it's not an assassination for him speaking out about the release of Epstein files? I thought he mentioned it a matter of days ago....
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social)
Someone's not impressed with the heavy rain on the window next to us
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social)
Just had to leave a local biker FB group because it turns out the (female) moderator was a Charlie Kirk apologist, and the rest of the group started frothing over her comments. Fucking knuckle draggers.
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
My ideal venue!
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social)
Timeline cleanse. Happy snoozles, everyone x
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup, dumping offence. I have a similar setup with a spider in the bottom corner of our living room sash window. He's been doing a wonderful job, so left his web alone.
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol. Seeing who has supposedly communicated the words in the article though....how the fuck would that twat know? He wasn't in service anymore, was he?
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
She's my chonky little girl x
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social)
GOOB MORNIN. WHY YOU NOT UP.
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social)
42. And....yeah.
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooh big stretch!
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social)
I just need to make sure that there's definitely no cream being used here....#DessertPolice
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
π¬
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooh nice style, I like the pockets.
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh I see! Like you just take a selection to the table. Yeah...no.
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
Um. Why do people share breakfast?
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
Now make HIM resign.
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah thank you so much
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
Lie still. Everything else can wait x
πβ¨ Soopernova β¨ββ¨π« (@000iamsoops.bsky.social) reposted
Genuinely gutted about the whole Angela Rayner fiasco She's one of the good ones Possibly the best, which is exactly why she's stepped down But I'm not saying let her off the hook No I'm saying hold every single other MP FULLY accountable for infringements All of them Starting with Farage
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
Good work! Hope you feel better soon π
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah thank you, back at ya! I'm quite proud to say that I made the little birdcage veil myself.
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social)
Quote post with your own very dramatic (or otherwise) black and white selfie. Mine's technically not a selfie, but I love this wedding day pic...
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social)
Overdid it a bit helping set up for our bbq party, so having a bit of a lie down. I have been joined by the furry one.
Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken (@papawoof.bsky.social) reposted
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
I believe in you! Although, you know, if you don't, it's fine too. Clean jimjams are an achievement in themselves. Look after yourself x
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
Cheers Grumpy. Have a splendid Caturday!
Victoria (@burrddoh.bsky.social) reposted
This woman will be protected by generations of crows h/t: Autumn Buck / firstdatejunkie
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
...while looking after me and doing general stuff round the house I can't. So have a lovely weekend, everyone, and if anyone has any worries or concerns over hysterectomy related issues, give me a shout, and I can share my experience xx 2/2
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social)
I won't bore everyone with an extended diary, but stuff post op still works (including..ahem..some externally tested elements), taking it slow and we have a bit of a party at ours later, which will be fun. @car37lon2cas.bsky.social has had to prep all the food and drink by himself..1/2
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social)
Post hysterectomy diary Day 7: awful sleep. Tired. Now celebrating one whole week without all the nasty gubbins.
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
His house in his constituency was also put in his partner's name, so he paid less stamp duty.
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
There's these things called trays....
Flickytwit (@flickytwit.bsky.social) reposted
The finest response I've seen so far.
Mark Slater (@markslater.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I think once the AI bubble bursts and most of the startups are absorbed and weeded out, a lot of money has been lost and the speculators move on, then itβll all settle down and certain functions of AI will become the complementary tools they clearly should have been regarded as in the first place.
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
It's lovely getting regular wildlife visits, isn't it? I live in a village in N.Somerset, England and while other parts of the village get deer, our garden visitors are hedgehogs. I LOVE them. 3 were snuffling about last night, but here's just one regular:
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
Getting there, but when I feel more mobile , I push it a bit with what I carry around. So trying to not be silly or it'll take longer!
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social)
Post hysterectomy tomorrow diary Day 6: I can sleep on my side!!! Missed that as I'm more of a side sleeper than back. Lower tum flatter than it has been for years, and I don't overheat just before bed anymore. I'm also now permanently hungry, so send cake. And steak. Might have a little vino later.
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
Aw thank you. Yesterday was a slught step back as I'd been overdoing it a bit! Mostly telly and podcasts so far, but a book is now in my hand. Hope you're good x
Steve Peers (@stevepeers.bsky.social) reposted
Timeline cleanse
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
I regularly sing to my cat. I regularly hear my husband have full-blown conversations with her in a much higher voice than normal from anither room π
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
If only they could use something that wasn't a name that would distinguish an area and a house. Maybe a code that's a combo of numbers and...oh wait.
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
There is! On a UK tv news segment the other week, they showed a new type of 3D scan, which benefits detecting anomalies in particularly dese breast tissue. Just looked it up, it's called Tomosynthesis.
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social)
I really want Olivia Coleman to react to this in a Roses interview.
I Post Animal Vids... π (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted
Having a bad day?? Here's a pick me up... π #bluesky #nature #animals
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
THANK YOU. Although I get that to a lot of people, FB technically is their equivalent of a WhatsApp group. Haven't seen any posts on here. That would be fucking weird tbh.
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
As an English person, this is rather good.
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
She's just succumbed to her own gravity! Lol
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social)
Well now I definitely can't move about! #CatTrapped
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social)
Wait for it....
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social)
THUNDERSTORM! Ah, nothing better when you're snuggled up. Love it.
Otto English (@ottoenglish.bsky.social) reposted
Masked men putting up flags and demanding that passers by who challenge them tell them where they come from is not something to be celebrated. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social)
I've been discovered!
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social)
Post hysterectomy diary Day 5: may have been overdoing it with how much I've moved about and carried so lying on bed with cake, listening to Woman's hr on Sounds and still in Jim jams with big comfy jumper
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social)
After feeling a little more healed, and less bloated, this one has snuck back onto my lap. Kept quite low away from my tum though...
Edward Elderman (@elderman.bsky.social) reposted
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social)
Post hysterectomy diary Day 4: I HAVE π©
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
I get yelled at for being late for garden walk time by this one. Something that doesn't have a set time, so I am always on the backfoot.
Mixmaster Morris (@mixmastermorris.bsky.social) reposted
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
Severely cringey character. Totally put me off.
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah this is a shame
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
I tried the same thing yesterday. The mum did my head in (reminded me too much of mine) and the brother(?) and gf were just far too irritating. I think I turned off when they were in the car on the way to the outdoor pursuit place.
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
And you can guarantee that 'satin' is used vaguely because it's cheap poly and they're hoping the woefully uninformed will buy it regardless.
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social)
OK, so I've folded and started to watch Thursday MUrder Club. If the dialogue is taken straight out of the book, then the book is incredibly dumbed down and basic...
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
Fabulous. I bought a vintage 60s dress that looks très 'Mad', which is great to wear while drinking cocktails.
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
Completely agree. Wonderful series.
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social)
Only my parents can call to see how I'm doing post surgery and spend a good section of it talking about their own ailments...
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social)
Hope he croaks soon, the absolute insane, unethical monster.
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
Ironically, it's no worse discomfort wise than any of my absolute worst period pain or fibroid flairups during my lifetime. Just some interesting additions in odd places in my abdomen.
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social)
Post hysterectomy diary Day 3: still feel like I've been hit by a van. Still no poos (various substances to help have been ingested). Cat has taken to just lying near my armchair on the floor as I won't let her on my lap.(yes she does have various beds/chairs/blankets nearby)
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
From experience, this makes absolutely no difference.
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
Fanks. Will be having big sleeps soon. Pjs and drugs have happened.
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
I have just been given what feels like the best bacon sandwich in the universe, and a roast is being made for me later. Epic Sunday-ing!
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
ππ
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought it would be. I've heard tall man's books are a bit ropey story wise, so did think an adaptation would be rather pants.
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a bit of a queue of unread books (standard for me!) so all good there. I may need some good watch lists though. I love TV series but husband is taking time off to ook after me and he gets bored with them, so good films too. Have you seen anything recently you liked?
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you. Poor thing looked very concerned last night when I got slowly into bed looking v.uncomfortable. She came for her usual between-legs-duvet cuddle this morning but I had a pillow under my knees so she had to lean on my legs further down. She now just keeps sitting near me π₯²
Hannah Spanner (@hellopalendrome.bsky.social)
Post hysterectomy diary Day 2: epic extra sleep in the quiet of home after brekkie because I had the worst imaginable sleep on the ward Fri. Feel more like having being hit by small bus than a truck. Have to keep discouraging cat from cuddling near tummy or jumping on my lap. She looks v.confused!