Johnny Rocket - In my world it’s always time to rock it

🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 (@teamcanadaforever.bsky.social) reposted

Oh man… this is hysterical. Canada is giving Gavin Newsom a free plane? 😂😅🤣

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Waiting for some MAGA asswipe to suggest that priests should now begin to carry handguns to prevent future shootings.

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If the Navy’s detection devices could detect the implosion of the Titan, it/they can detect a ‘swarm’ of angry underwater drones massing together before they pull a war of the worlds.

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If not, I will have one made for you in the prison workshop.

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And, you make the best General Tso’s Chicken. I’m soooo excited for the future.

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My first communion was at Cracker Barrel. I was confirmed at Taco Bell. Dental floss and Amen. Amen.

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Sources tell me that when receiving his IV solution it began to boil.

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I’m starting a GoFundMe account. His eyebrow must be saved.

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I’m refusing to play the lead actor in Godfather 4. And I’m not directing Titanic 2.

𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@sundaedivine.bsky.social) reposted

Dad, what kind of sandwich did you toss at ICE during the war?

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LOL

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Not a fan of wind?— He certainly passes a lot of it.

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Her & Loomer should form a tag-team.

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Laura is an example of what happens if you don’t get laid for 20 years.

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She struggles. One of the characteristics of a D-grade attorney.

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Bought my wife a stud finder. Haven’t seen her in weeks.

Jonathan Slater (@jonathanslater.bsky.social) reposted

Life changing

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Ah, empathy. Compassion. The world needs this. All of this. And the utter, pure joy in those faces. Amen.

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I just witnessed a drive by involving a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

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Thank goodness it wasn’t their DNA.

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Frank Sinatra has canceled any future appearances in California.

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James Dobson must now spend eternity in hell as the bitch who belongs to The Mountain that Rides.

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He gave his life to Christ & Christ gave him the meatloaf & mashed potatoes… And bullshit for dessert.

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He’s been practicing for this moment by reading from a Teleprompter for three months…..

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Welcome to McDonalds. This is Alina. May I take your order?

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By now he has learned that god is gay.

Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

DoJ has 30 days to get an indictment for sandwich guy from a federal grand jury. It's been 8 days.

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I hear sandwich guy has been prepping for the worst by fortifying the perimeter of his house with foot-longs.

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What an achievement. And, gee, I thought all grass throughout the world was artificial. But now I know it has a life.

MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted

Gavin Newsom responds to Fox's OBSESSION with him

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I love to eat radioactive shrimp. It certainly cuts down on the number of times each month that have me shaving my head.

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And thanks in advance for coming to play.

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Awesome!!!

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With a burner phone.

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She’s a first ballot Alaskan Hall-of-Famer in the shit-for-brains category.

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By not naming them, he did name them. The answer is… Zero.

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Yeah, she always likes to leave me with a shadow of a doubt.

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Putin chewed her up and spit her out.

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youtu.be/7XCjBvA1E8M?...

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She also included a selfie.

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They are going to be on the next season of The White Lotus.

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Vance used to date my couch.

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She can out run him.

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Donny, are you ok? So, Donny are you ok? Are you ok, Donny Donny, are you ok?

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I am in the process of getting rid of the evidence.

M Meerkat (@kackbro.bsky.social) reposted

Happy Caturday❤️!Except Chump Is Putin's Pussy.......

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She meant to say deep steak. With peppers & onions.

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And Putin left with some golden sneakers & a complimentary lifetime membership to Mar-a-Lago.

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The Romanovs were also quite fond of A.1. with chicken.

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And she hasn’t even started drinking yet.

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Hey, JP — Fuck off.

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She gets jittery around this time of day. Mad Dog 20 20 time.

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Thanks.

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Jesus has already forgiven him. Won’t be long before his social media hallelujah cry to the big invisible guy.

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Pirro negotiated her own salary. It is 2 bottles of Mad Dog 20 20 per day. A can of hairspray. And cigarettes. Lots of cigarettes.

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That never stopped Trump or Epstein.

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Where in the hell is my Bloody Mary?

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“Transgender for everybody, everybody for transgender…”???? Live from the WH, dementia live…

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He can defeat Lex Luther, but he won’t defeat the IRS.

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Chart shows an inverse correlation to the last time he had erection.

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This guy worked for the Heritage Foundation.

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Teleprompter stuff. Disinformation. Lies. Bullshit. Any human alive can take 30 seconds on Google & educate themselves on Tariffs, in case they forget what they learned in high school courses on economics.

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He’s just upset that he can’t chase down brown people. He falls a lot.

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I hold perpetual conversations with myself. Why?- I’m quite the contrarian.

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Jimmy Comer was on Fox News moments ago. He’s unhappy because Biden did not have a prostrate exam his final year in office. Anal fixation stuff.

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Stephen Miller and his wife have just announced the birth of their child. They are feeding it brown people.

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Makes him feel like Superman.

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He died doing what he loved.

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I burned all my jeans.

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Give that kid some cowbell. youtu.be/cVsQLlk-T0s?...

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I can’t wait to start cleaning rooms at Motel Six.

Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow (@tomtomorrow.bsky.social) reposted

separated at birth

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ChatGPT has agreed to go on a date with me. We are going to meet in a dimly lit cyber cafe. I want to gossip about Peter Thiel’s body parts.

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Jennings must get paid well. Because he does a helluva job of making a fool of himself.

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She sent me a selfie. Sans makeup.

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Ah, yes. The dignity. The righteous. And the dog continues to bark.

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From the Gay Community: We take great pride that we get to live rent free in conservative’s heads.

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Lost my PCP at my local clinic a few days after the election. Dr. C. Is African American. A skilled physician. Clinic was under a gag order not to discuss her departure. Then last Friday when I called about an appointment was told that Dr. C. ‘Has decided to retire.’ Bullshit.

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Buffalo now has new pelt on wall.

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I have an automatic ice maker. Ice that then gets dropped in boiling water.

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Body of Old Trapper. Amen.

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Musk must be paying his kid’s tuition.

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Slave farms.

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This.

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In search of victimhood and relevance. Much like Candace Owens.

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Sources tell me that she can suck a golf ball through 40’ of garden hose.

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Castration is mandatory in hell.

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His knees are already covered in bruises.

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Illegal aliens from Mars are already assembling en masse to make their way to the moon. For moon jobs. For a better life.

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Hi. I’m 28 & I have cancer. I can’t work because the cancer is eating me up inside. Mike, can I have healthcare to treat my cancer?

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PGA Legend Tiger Trump.

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It’s where I met my first three wives.

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Wow. The children weep.

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I just hope that Elon doesn’t steal her.

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I’d rather have a Moosehead in the Oval Office.

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My BMW grimaced upon reading your comment.

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Mustang Ranch.

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Too much of her free time is spent doing investigative research.

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Real men have a masturbatory effect on Watters.

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Have you met Chuck’s daughter? youtu.be/lj3iNxZ8Dww?...