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Timothy

@herooftim.bsky.social

Timothy. 31. Texas. AuDHD. Writer from within the mists. Addicted to the spiciest foods. Heaven-brushing-the-sea colored eyes. Actually a Golden Retriever in a trench coat. ✡️🇨🇳🇮🇪🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈

created November 13, 2023

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Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social) reply parent

I needed to post this before my break because I am obsessed with this cat. But okay I go bye bye now

31/8/2025, 11:16:29 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Video Description: A black cat with white patches and an all-white cat are laying on a bed together. The white cat turns around to reveal two grey circles around its eyes, looking like binoculars.

31/8/2025, 11:16:29 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Take a look at this binocukitty

31/8/2025, 11:16:29 PM | 30 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think I’m going to touch grass for a few days. Everyone behave

31/8/2025, 11:03:39 PM | 32 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Susan🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍁 TEAM 🇨🇦 (@bellwhitworth.bsky.social) reposted

When I was filming this I got a sense of vertigo 😮

31/8/2025, 10:49:52 PM | 52 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m so happy for you!!! I’m also very glad you’re safe and sound. Please do not feel pressured to do anything. I’m so just happy and relieved youre okay

31/8/2025, 10:16:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“For the first time in Newbern’s history, the citizens of this majority-Black town got to participate directly in the democratic process. The incumbent Mayor Patrick Braxton defeated his opponent Laird Cole 66 to 26.” FUCKING FINALLY after that racist council locked him out of town hall last time

31/8/2025, 10:16:12 PM | 15 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social) reply parent

JENNI YOURE OKAY I MISSED YOU

31/8/2025, 9:56:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jenni Casteel-Logan 🏳️‍🌈 ♿ (@jennig.bsky.social) reposted

What is your name and what does it mean? Jennifer The fair one.

31/8/2025, 9:55:06 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Malus, the Bad Apple 🍏🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (@malus.bsky.social) reposted

What is your name and what does it mean? Malus Latin Bad/evil, apple

31/8/2025, 9:24:57 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social) reply parent

How dare y’all this is funny

31/8/2025, 9:16:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Inviting a celebrity to the local fruit harvest festival — call that pear-a-social

31/8/2025, 8:04:29 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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SCREAMING

31/8/2025, 9:04:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh something’s HAPPENING HAPPENING ain’t it

31/8/2025, 9:03:38 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now accepting applications for someone who wishes to run away with me and start a honeybee farm

31/8/2025, 8:59:34 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anodyne (@anodynesix.bsky.social) reposted

"[A]nybody who tells you that people are not starving in Gaza is lying ... [T]he [US], at the U.N., was the country that voted no on a resolution saying that we need to end the manmade starvation in Gaza."

31/8/2025, 8:48:32 PM | 4 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social)

“At town hall events across the country, attendees booed, laughed, jeered, and demanded answers as their GOP representatives tried to defend President Donald Trump’s agenda.” Reading this cleared my skin and cured my depression

31/8/2025, 8:57:08 PM | 7 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social) reply parent

Tons of lovely and amazing people who joined in Nov 2024. But y’all are the rare ones out

31/8/2025, 8:46:16 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social)

Hi! User who joined in November 2024 here! I’ve decided to be pedantic and contrarian today, and I’ve also decided to make it your problem

31/8/2025, 8:45:37 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social) reply parent

Not everything is about the US!!!!!!

31/8/2025, 8:26:09 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Any time I post about any non-US news, I always get USAmericans in the replies and quotes bringing it back to the US It’s giving

A screenshot of the old twitter post from birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights. It is commonly used in memes to poke fun at egocentrism or defaulting back to oneself. Text reads as follows: I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?
31/8/2025, 8:24:49 PM | 31 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is your name and what does it mean? Timothy Greek Honoring G-d/Honored by G-d

31/8/2025, 8:19:55 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Isa is being gay and writing (fictional) crime (@isamclaren.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Me, on my death bed: Quick, call my business partner.

31/8/2025, 8:11:43 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social) reply parent

I can’t imagine he has any real friends

31/8/2025, 8:13:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Inviting a celebrity to the local fruit harvest festival — call that pear-a-social

31/8/2025, 8:04:29 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 8:00:44 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social) reply parent

We do not know celebrities or big posters!!! Hell, I don’t even know my own family from their Facebook activity alone. I hate how social media has degraded boundaries and made people feel way too comfortable in projecting their perception of a fragment of someone onto that person’s whole existence

31/8/2025, 7:58:44 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social)

I hate how much judgement we place on people’s social media. Someone’s posts doesn’t reflect their entire personality, and we mustn’t confine people to the selective image their social media gives us. We truly don’t fully know people just from social media alone and we mustn’t act like we do

31/8/2025, 7:54:09 PM | 19 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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They say things come in threes 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

31/8/2025, 7:49:37 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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“The Irish solar industry growth is accelerating at an unprecedented pace, positioning Ireland as a European leader in renewable energy transformation.” FUCK YEAH IRELAND LET’S GOOOOO

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Profile picture Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò (@olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social) reposted

"I watched Snow White when I was a kid and I ain't gave a bitch a poison apple yet." is an all time bar

31/8/2025, 2:43:24 PM | 1062 204 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social) reposted

Average US Fluffpiece: HEARTWARMING STORY. A year after a school shooting, elementary school student sells their organs and gets two jobs to help pay off lunch debt of fellow student, whose single mother got laid off at the Frozen Pizzas Factory after their arm got crushed in the dough machine.

31/8/2025, 11:46:22 AM | 14 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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“In a landmark move that could reshape the future of water safety in the United States, the (EPA) has finalized its first-ever enforceable limits on six types of per- and polyfluoroalkyl substances—better known as PFAS.“ At least the EPA is managing to still do something

31/8/2025, 7:13:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2005 US biology class: the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell 2025 US biology class: the mitochondria is the powerhouse of autism

31/8/2025, 6:56:45 PM | 24 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lupita Nihongo (@otsumamiboy.bsky.social) reposted

If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.

31/8/2025, 3:46:31 PM | 14145 2775 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social) reposted

This is communism. If this is all You aspire to-fuck off.

An image of the Teletubbies
31/8/2025, 3:07:00 PM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social) reposted

Turning 30 in the queer world be like

Nightcrawler saying, “I'M NOT YOUR DADDY. WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME DADDY?”
12/8/2025, 2:33:56 PM | 67 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social) reposted

Reminder that trans people have always been here.

31/8/2025, 3:35:09 PM | 46 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture airplane ian (he/him) (@airplaneian.com) reposted

trying to imagine firefighters getting dispatched to this house and the absolute nightmare that would be

31/8/2025, 6:05:20 PM | 4555 799 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social)

That’s the world’s hairiest flamingo

31/8/2025, 6:38:02 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pugz☮️🌈🎀👶🐸👁 (@whiterabbit324.bsky.social) reposted

Happy Sunday y'all ❣️🙏🏼

Pug flipping bird
31/8/2025, 6:25:07 PM | 55 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social)

Finally, some good news

31/8/2025, 6:26:21 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope this bankrupts them

31/8/2025, 6:07:51 PM | 20 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liz Roderick, krompire kvalitete (@talesfrompurgatory.bsky.social) reposted

Don’t cry for me when I die. I’ll be in a better place (in the lower intestine of a fire-breathing dragon)

31/8/2025, 5:51:23 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social)

We’re only perceived in the form of ghosts residing in someone’s mind

31/8/2025, 5:53:48 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge A. Caballero, MD (@datadrivenmd.social) reposted

I believe we could dramatically reduce dis/misinformation if we collectively agreed to ignore any news article with a headline or lede following the general template of "[name of individual or organization] says" "Elon Musk says ..." "Experts say ..." "Trump official says ..." "Critics argue ..."

31/8/2025, 5:09:29 PM | 308 65 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social) reply parent

Shit even DemocracyNow is independent and it’s not even that left

31/8/2025, 5:51:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture muad'dweeb 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 (@webway.bsky.social) reposted

ig i’m cute without it tho

31/8/2025, 5:26:31 PM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social) reply parent

WOW SAME I was a hair and shirt chewer and it transferred into twirling my hair so frequently I sometimes pull it out

31/8/2025, 5:28:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social) reply parent

That is to say you said what I always thought

31/8/2025, 5:22:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HE LITERALLY IS THOUGH Magneto is always a bad guy to me I don’t care what anyone else thinks

31/8/2025, 5:22:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a quirky smolbean thing

31/8/2025, 5:21:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a cute vehicle ngl

31/8/2025, 3:37:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social) reply parent

And when I return to settle down and marry here, and continue with my musical career. And finally, I have one advantage over you other chappies, and that is, I know both sides to every little ordinary story. [End transcript.]

31/8/2025, 3:35:09 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social) reply parent

But seriously, I do not consider that woman is inferior to man, as she has huge responsibilities, and a definite purpose in life. I left New Zealand because of the publicity which followed me wherever I went. And I hope to go to London at a later date. [Part 5 of 6]

31/8/2025, 3:35:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social) reply parent

So, after seeking medical advice, I decided to cast aside women’s clothing for those of a male. Although I no longer use lipstick and powder, which would be rather ridiculous when one has to shave every day, I don’t blame the modern girl for using it. [Part 4 of 6]

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Then I decided to give it all up after that as I thought I had a decided advantage over my opponents. As the years passed on, it became very evident that the male side, and the male personality, was becoming dominant. [Part 3 of 6]

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Alexander: Uh, in a little place called Palmerston North in New Zealand. I was born and educated as a girl, but men’s sports have always appealed to me particularly. I’m very fond of golf, very keen on swimming and tennis, of course. In 1927, I was a school girl champion. [Part 2 of 6]

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[Transcript:] Interviewer: Meet Peter Alexander. This extraordinary character astounded the world when the announcement was blazing forth, Mavis Higgins the girl had become Peter Alexander the man. Where were you born Mr. Alexander? [Part 1 of 6]

31/8/2025, 3:35:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Video Description: Title card reads, “Meet the girl who became a man”. The short is a 1937 interview with a trans man named Peter Alexander. Two shot of man and woman walking in a park. As the interviewer and man speaks, the shot zooms in on Peter Alexander, wearing a suit and tie.

31/8/2025, 3:35:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reminder that trans people have always been here.

31/8/2025, 3:35:09 PM | 46 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social) reply parent

Context (because I know someone will rant in the comments): this is a copypasta Here’s the original

Post reads: This is communism. If this is all You aspire to-fuck off. Below the text is a photo of a car
31/8/2025, 3:08:48 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is communism. If this is all You aspire to-fuck off.

An image of the Teletubbies
31/8/2025, 3:07:00 PM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social) reply parent

If I was to suggest any type of therapy for nonverbal kids like myself it would be speech pathology instead of ABA tbh. My speech pathologist adapted to my brain’s natural way of processing and even taught me etymology. She broke words down with me and took advantage of my pattern recognition skills

31/8/2025, 3:03:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social) reply parent

Point proved. I’ve attracted people who would rather rant about socialism and even social democratic policies than combat fascism, which is the ACTUAL system we live under Screaming I love it when I’m proven right

31/8/2025, 3:00:47 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dalassa (@dalassa.bsky.social) reposted

My most radical opinion? CEOs of companies that make state and local government software should be pelted with cream pies whenever they show their faces.

31/8/2025, 2:07:34 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah honestly the whole “what are we COMMUNIST CHINA” shtick is getting old beyond just the orientalism I’m just going to start linking people to the state capitalism wiki page and forcing them to read it

31/8/2025, 1:46:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adv Adham Madi 🍉🇵🇸 (@mr-adham.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Many people demonize ideas of social justice instead of confronting the real threat: fascism. In Gaza, we see daily how fascism mercilessly slaughters people, while the victim is blamed and the executioner is excused.

31/8/2025, 1:41:37 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adv Adham Madi 🍉🇵🇸 (@mr-adham.bsky.social) reposted

In Gaza, death is being distributed in the streets. The bombing intensifies,the belts of fire tear apart our skies, & famine ravages our bodies. We don't live here;we run away from death at every moment. Don't let us lose hope.This campaign is our last lifeline Support: tinyurl.com/HelpAdhamsFa...

31/8/2025, 1:19:11 PM | 17 23 | View on Bluesky | view

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USAmericans would rather demonize socialism than educate each other on anti-fascism and combat fascism

31/8/2025, 1:31:20 PM | 106 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tami (@chronictami.bsky.social) reposted

"It's okay to body shame the orange because he's a terrible person." No. All you're doing is revealing your disgusting fatphobia.

31/8/2025, 1:22:04 PM | 54 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social) reply parent

It never makes sense

31/8/2025, 1:20:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social) reply parent

I am begging people to read up on Dollfuss because it is very illuminating and helps put A LOT of stuff into perspective

31/8/2025, 1:19:53 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social)

This is not socialism. This is fascist state capitalism The only way to fight fascism is to be able to recognize it MAGA parallels more than just Andrew Jackson and Hitler. They also parallel Dollfuss, austrofascism, the Fatherland Front, & the fascist “corporate state” of Federal State of Austria

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Sometimes I miss early Bluesky because there was always constant drama started by the same 5 people and then you’d find out they’re all parents who feuded on Bluesky all day instead of raising their kid And I always imagined them like this

A photo of a Sim on the computer while their baby is on the floor on fire. Text reads as follows: Not now honey, I have to make a call out post on Bluesky
31/8/2025, 12:48:43 PM | 29 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social) reposted

Today I found out there are people on this earth not in love with me. Truly devastating. I hope they recover soon

30/8/2025, 7:31:56 PM | 24 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social) reply parent

I remember being forced to sit on my hands and cross my legs so I wouldn’t stim or else I’d be punished. I was told I was lucky I was getting “normal punishments” instead of whacked Asdfghjkl ABA sucks because now I can’t text people without going “they added periods this means they’re mad at me”

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Being an ABA survivor is wild because in many ways I do feel it gave me an advantage compared to other autistic people my age, but it was also deeply traumatic and I am prone to panic attacks from having to memorize every single social cue and body language each person does So maybe not worth it

31/8/2025, 12:22:40 PM | 37 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social) reply parent

Wtf indeed

31/8/2025, 12:14:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 12:10:07 PM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Average US Fluffpiece: HEARTWARMING STORY. A year after a school shooting, elementary school student sells their organs and gets two jobs to help pay off lunch debt of fellow student, whose single mother got laid off at the Frozen Pizzas Factory after their arm got crushed in the dough machine.

31/8/2025, 11:46:22 AM | 14 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social) reposted

I’ll post hog and cake if he dies

30/8/2025, 7:36:37 PM | 36 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you now I want to live on the coast

31/8/2025, 2:11:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Change his name to Dean Caint

31/8/2025, 2:09:04 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Barbie Mysteries was so good it’s leaving Murder She Wrote quaking in its boots

31/8/2025, 2:03:52 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is genuinely how I read it

31/8/2025, 2:02:57 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whole Foods girl

31/8/2025, 12:32:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bio girl this, organic girl that, but what about the gluten free girls?! Where are they?

31/8/2025, 12:30:08 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every news posting photos of Trump being seen today just looks like this sorry

A photo of Baby Prunes, the really old mother from Sponge Bob, edited to be orange like Trump
31/8/2025, 12:25:01 AM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s just Owen Wilson

31/8/2025, 12:17:26 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’re being punished so unfairly

30/8/2025, 11:58:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am being punished with migraines by the heavens above for not being a good child, I can tell

30/8/2025, 11:46:12 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Charlie Kirchoff (@charliekirchoff.com) reposted

“Bluesky is an echo chamber!” My Bluesky echo chamber:

Sexy Watto (from Star Wars) art by Ian Fay Sexy Watto (from Star Wars) art by Corey Brickley Sexy Watto (from Star Wars) art by Johanna M. Saarenpää Sexy Watto (from Star Wars) art by Madison Russel (InkTeaTV)
29/8/2025, 9:15:51 PM | 919 217 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trevor_V01.fbx (@darikis.bsky.social) reposted

fancy a watto dog?

Watto is offering the viewer a hot steaming ballpark frank, with or without his homemade watto-sauce. Watto is wearing his iconic hat and a tasteful apron and nothing else.
29/8/2025, 11:04:28 PM | 230 57 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social) reply parent

From what I gather, it’s a meme to reset the universe’s vibes

30/8/2025, 11:42:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SCREAMING youre the opposite of cringe

30/8/2025, 11:39:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🌛Caio Santos Art🌜 (@blacksalander.bsky.social) reposted

Watto can I do for you today senpai

image
30/8/2025, 7:03:00 PM | 2042 426 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M.A. Zavala 💖💜💙 (@megzavala.bsky.social) reposted

forgive me

cat maid watto
29/8/2025, 6:25:50 PM | 1218 242 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Audre Schutte (@charamath.bsky.social) reposted

If sexy Watto is what this f*d up universe needs to right this timeline, then sexy Watto is what it gets.

Watto getting drenched on a chair
30/8/2025, 1:03:29 PM | 2235 461 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social)

Opening up Bluesky this weekend like

An image of Watto from Star Wars posing seductively on the Titanic couch from the infamous “Paint me like one of your French girls” scene. Text reads: Paint me like one of your Naboo girls
30/8/2025, 11:36:15 PM | 18 4 | View on Bluesky | view