Chaotic good because I’ll always end up doing the right thing, it just may be through unconventional methods.
Wilco, Phish, fishing, self-loathing, sarcasm, and dirty jokes. Chaotic good. Former 9.8 on HotOrNot.com
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Chaotic good because I’ll always end up doing the right thing, it just may be through unconventional methods.
The song choice is also perfect because rednecks think it’s actually a patriotic song.
Slept up in a Metallica shirt, woke up, dubbed thee unforgiven
Welp, guess I’m heading back to Alaska next summer for some salmon fishing on the Kenai. Glad I saw Phish a bunch this year because next summer will be one Midwest run and Dicks/Folsom/whichever it is
Been in Arkansas the last few days and it’s low key gorgeous here
But can I put a lot in a girl?
My all time favorite game!
Just a reminder to you know, go easy on yourself. Especially if you think you just said something lame. Because if I learned anything by growing up in the 80s/90s, it’s that it ain’t easy being cheesy.
Just a reminder to you know, go easy on yourself. Especially if you think you just said something lame. Because if I learned anything by growing up in the 80s/90s, it’s that it ain’t easy being cheesy.
I’m surprised we’re not getting hammered outside the soccer park right now.
His ad was great. Make that man a Senator, Maine.
Yes! Perhaps my favorite part of the run
This is the answer to What’s Going Through Your Mind
Being a dude means having two brains to think with but not enough blood to operate simultaneously
Gonna bring this bad boy back this Fall
Awaiting the Five Guys crossover event
Right. This isn’t the last we’ve heard of Cracker Barrel.
Yep. It probably drove an uptick in sales from the “faithful” and maybe even got new customers so it’s a win.
One could hope, right?
Do you uh, have a link to that? Asking for a friend
But did they end up wheel snipe celly?
Didja skip over the “actually, history is fascinating” step?
“You’re just spare parts aintcha bud” lives rent free in my head
Not if they were Can-alopes
“Putting on the Pritz”. Make this the official campaign shirt and
Don’t sleep on Transmissions from the Satellite Heart. The riff from Be My Head plays nearly nonstop in my lizard brain.
Maaaaan, the Monitor is a goddamn masterpiece. I still listen to it frequently.
📌
Flaming Lips should’ve been way bigger and everyone needs to see them live at least once Early ‘00s pop-punk is fun Ska is actually good Tomorrows Never Knows is the Beatles most important song Rap wouldn’t have gone mainstream without the Beastie Boys
White for the contrast is my vote
I don’t need cargo shorts to carry that much below the waist. Iykyk
Might fuck around and listen to the Flaming Lips all day
Fortunately it’s few enough that it usually doesn’t count as breaking a fast if you’re into intermittent fasting
TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DOUBTED ME WHEN I WAS A KID: you called it, congrats
“It charges us up & fills our hearts, yet levels us out.” This is the best explanation I’ve seen yet and I’m totally stealing it.
/swoon
What town is that again? I don’t wanna be wandering around Canada screaming about hunan dumplings. I mean, I will anyway but like…unintentionally.
Seconded. Tell us everything about it.
Holy smokes it just hit me that my birthday is in 2 weeks. Good thing I’m not old or turning old
A long shot, but I’m looking to speak with anyone who saw the Dead perform at the Muir Beach Acid Test in late December ‘65. Or if that’s not you, but you know of someone who attended that event, direct them my way or hit me up. DMs open. This is for a story I’m writing for Alta Journal. Thanks ✌🏼
In a late 90s/early 2000s pop-punk mood. Please give me all your favorites! Like this youtu.be/gz0qyYtcJb4?...
Anything can be boofed if you’re brave.
And as a reward for making it through coffee and bong rips, a donut!
Yes
You spelled bong rip wrong.
I don’t know who needs to see this, but you do
Goddamit I am in the wrong part of the country
Whoa whoa. Hot girls who fly fish? I thought they were a myth.
Why fight what works?
That makes so much sense.
Conditional formatting pivot tables should be WAY easier than it is. Do better, Microsoft.
remember folks, an upside down stool seats four!
@sneakinabbey.bsky.social this is the chicken paraphernalia you need
Ah the elusive Rhinocephant
Here’s a great book that might be good for those who think music theory is important aspect of understanding music. Nope, just listen more… www.goodreads.com/book/show/99...
Had my 25th class reunion over the weekend and honestly, it was awesome. All the drama and cliquey shit was gone and it was a bunch of people acknowledging that no one looks or acts the same and we’ve all had ups and downs. General consensus seems to be “eff yeah let’s do it again asap”
Incredible video
There was your best chance to use “I’m a reasonable guy. I’ve just experienced some unreasonable things.”
She doesn’t need a hero, she is the hero we need. 🤩
QT this post with someone you wish was still alive
Yep. The additions will more or less complete it. I doubt I do full fill-ins because I really like the whole aesthetic of the contrast to skin
Yeah, kinda like that. It’s hard to see in the pic but it’s already all brush strokes so we’re just expanding that
Met with my artist yesterday to finish this arm piece. Something’s been *off* since I got it and I finally figured out what. It’s TOO nice. It needs to be messier so we’re gonna add puddles, splashes, drips, etc around the rest of my arm. More Jackson Pollack-y.
For reference, here’s my left arm. The “dive bar bathroom stall scribbled lyrics” theme. I like messy art.
Met with my artist yesterday to finish this arm piece. Something’s been *off* since I got it and I finally figured out what. It’s TOO nice. It needs to be messier so we’re gonna add puddles, splashes, drips, etc around the rest of my arm. More Jackson Pollack-y.
Heading to my class reunion this weekend like
Incredible. And why IS that good? Like, I wouldn’t skip that song if it popped up.
Increase a band Gold Zeppelin
My daily struggle (from @asherperlman.bsky.social)
Glad you took pics of your faces before they’re thoroughly melted tf off at FoV 😉
Nah this looks terrible. You definitely shouldn’t post exactly where this was taken so I can uh, go see it with my own eyes 🙂
Slightly diminish a band: 7 Inch Nails
Weird medication quirk. Upping my ADD meds has helped with my generalized anxiety but maybe made my acute anxiety worse? Like I’m generally better but when it does hit, it’s more pronounced? Case in point: 3 restless hours of sleep last night
Slightly diminish a band: Caressing Pumpkins
Wow a LOT to unpack here between the oracle.rip label, poster, and post. Stay away from holes, @dijcrap.hates.lol
The @oracle.posters.rip labeler. It’s funny, Ms. Poker Accident (Heart Attack[Losing hand])
I suppose I should’ve mentioned that it randomly assigns the tags. Or maybe it doesn’t? 🤔
My label is apparently “Justice”. Too much fighting the law and eventually the law wins? Or maybe there is a hangman coming down from the gallows and I don’t have very long?
I use a labeler to predict people’s fate here and this got me good. Hey @hamshooz.is.tall.fyi , never trust a fart mmmk?
My house is exactly one SPAC Roses from my office. That jam makes it way more palatable to go to the office on the rare times I need to like today
Nothing makes me wanna smoke myself stupid more than relying on this specific team at work for ANY of my job. Just….pants-on-head idiocy and unconcern from them like at all times.
Holy smokes that looks amazing. Well done, kids. Well done.
One day I’ll remember to put all my weed and glass pipes away BEFORE I let a technician into my house but well,
@phastenough.bsky.social and @sneakinabbey.bsky.social can relate
Just added one because I’m chaotic good
My tattoo artist is female (for real) and I absolutely respond with “yes Mistress”
Ooof that’s a rough place to be but makes sense. I’m not allergic to anything and really only know how to get poked repeatedly for hours on end.
Oh I feel that. My artist alternates between old school Saran Wrap and that synthetic skin depending on preference. Could you remove the saniderm and just use Saran Wrap and masking tape?
This is scientifically proven to help youtu.be/rjlSiASsUIs?...
God yes! A distant second being the peeling but that itch…ugh
Let us know how we can help. I’ll at least chip in a pair of crocs. Pink camo for you, obvs
ALSO was gonna happen anyway
