I consider our local Mexican restaurant an extension of our kitchen and put that money spent in the grocery budget
I consider our local Mexican restaurant an extension of our kitchen and put that money spent in the grocery budget
I’m easily seduced by Jaarsma sugar cookies & puff pillows.
I was so irritated at RiotFest when he greeted the crowd as Chi-raq. Because I can now not unhear it. Every time I hear Danzig or original Misfits I’m annoyed again.
Dinner.
Yes!
Cackling
@unfurnished.bsky.social Hi my husband thought he was being catfished as your profile pic is my cute beluga face. #twinning
Why you skeeting my business?!?
Considering changing my LinkedIn tag to yummy mummy boss lady
I currently own more labubus than guns.
Since I hate cutting & marking I’d be so down for this!!
I mean how do they know the studies don’t exist; maybe they just don’t exist - yet.
As mad as I was that the only person to face accountability was the adult woman involved this is so fcking gross.
Intuit is fucking trash. As a finance person I will scream this from the rooftops. Well actually from my windowless office but whatever.
I love that the youths I work with fully judge everyone based on their coffee order. Like my unflavored iced latte somehow gives me youth theatre street cred.
Two (wars on) Christmas!!
Well now he said ‘fuck’ so there’s that.
I think people picture Elon spending his own money on his exploding rockets. He’s not. He’s spending our money. And your congress people keep giving him more of it.
A sadness deep in my chest throat and cheeks kind of a day today. Dumb.
I wish there was a UTI Plan B. Like I know I should’ve got up afterwards but I was cozy and fell asleep. Does cranberry juice count?
Yes he did.
I wish I was smart enough to make a ring tone out of those sad squeaky wheels.
Haven’t we lost like half of our birthing centers?
Happy Birthday
What is it about my cute round beluga face makes everyone around me think I’m their safe space to put their frustrations and anger? Like do I know you’re being mean to me because you’re mad at something or someone else? Yes. Does it still hurt my feelings? Also yes.
I mean . . . they will eventually bring the bodies to him so really does he have to have to?
Pro tip - if you are starting to feel like your office is a dark gloomy place check if your lights are burnt out. 9 out of 22 light bulbs in my office were burnt out. I replaced them and feel like I’m sitting in the sun. Not really but kind of.
Legit take down that still gets me 11 years later. “You wouldn’t be okay with your spouse doing nothing while you were crying.” said to me in a gentle parenting group. That day I felt profoundly unloved and unlovable.
Pee Wee German
Just saw a youth explain scrunched socks and now my xennial ass is left deciding if I want to relive my own youth fashion dreams with more money now or be annoyed old man yelling at clouds style. Probably gonna buy some scrunchy socks.
I have several spoons. Gorgeous spoons. The best spoons. People have said they’re perfect spoons.
A new level of America can be amazing when we love each other - I’m traveling in the SW & went to get my nails done and was greeted by the Vietnamese salon owner as mi hija. She also referred to someone’s nails as bonita. And I loved all of it.
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My life story
We have two state pizzas. Taco and breakfast. Both must be purchased from a Casey’s gas station to count.
Weird how that works
Accurate!!
This song. I watched my BIL fall in love with my younger sister as she stood on a plastic folding table in a garage dressed as a slutty pirate and did an impromptu, fully choreographed sing along to this. I’ll never forget how he was looking up at her while she acted her screwball self.
Crashing out because my mouse died and I have to use my track pad while it charges. I cannot.
Scrolling scrolling scrolling then BAM cute dog
Just a girl trying to schedule her up coming burnout period for once these projects are done. Fingers crossed.
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I fully dislocated my shoulder in February ‘24 and when I went to my PT assessment the PT was like uhm that’s a pretty normal range of motion for your age and asked to see how I move the other then goes ooooohhh you’re one of those. Like yes I am and I sleep on this side fix it please.
I think my sexual orientation might be Hannah Waddingham (sp?)
Romantasy is all fun and games until you realize the real fantasy is just to be loved. Then it’s a new therapy discussion lol.
It’s no fun watching a leopard eat someone’s face if they’re actively denying their face is being eaten. That’s just infuriating.
All the billionaires hate him. Donno loves him? Oh because Donno isn’t even a billionaire he just plays on in his own mind.
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Those wordsmiths with a killer smile will get ya every time
Iowa. Saw your skeet. Check and check.
I will no longer be calling it stress incontinence when I sneeze but rather spontaneous squirting.
Welcome to the week all of the boomer middle class men realize they fcked up and now they need to constantly try to point out they know things and are actually smart. Or is that just my dad? My boss?
Where is James Comey? I’d like to yell at him.
If I was getting ready to graduate from dental school I think I’d plan to open a practice in Florida.
Fun part of small town life is your FedEx driver gets to see you at work in nice corporate clothes and makeup as well as at home in PJs, no makeup and a messy bun 😂
I wish it was like high school when your friend in sports or activities couldn’t get in a fist fight but the rest of the group could jump someone at the skating rink or the mall that weekend.
I got to drive a forklift today. That’s always fun.
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Homemade chicken & noodles too!
Would you wear jeels or joots with that fit? Maybe even jandals for whimsy?
Get you a significant other who loves you as much as Dalton loves Sako
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Snag (they started out making tights) has an amazing pair!
My dad insists on drinking the most over roasted extra dark black coffee because he needs it strong. I keep trying to explain that lighter roasts retain their caffeination more. But apparently they don’t retain their boomer manliness.
On the 7th day @godpod.bsky.social created rest which meant Iowa needed to create taco pizza. Thank you @iowachill.bsky.social for this tasty tidbit.
Nothing says you’re in your 40s like being excited to start the new year at work with a freshly washed bra and brand new wellow socks.
And the Oryx & Crake series.
My husband just referred to this gorgeous creature as a furry chastity belt. Just because she insists upon sleeping between us. So rude.
These especially for kids’ loft or bunk beds!
Treasury Dept hack must’ve happened because TikTok.
I was super confused b/c I thought this was about farmers. Like grow crops farmers.
One of my regrets in life is that I never tried a mango before I was 40