Asking Spike Lee if he has to be so heavy-handed when he's pushing 70 is pretty funny, do they think he's just gonna like ease up on that
Dean Cain is such a washed up nobody that this Family Guy gag about him being a washed up nobody is 17-years-old.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uAh... I love the fact Arrowhead managed to single handedly end the Console Wars
That dude is unhinged
16 months. That’s april 2024 compared to today
Happy Shut The Fuck Up Friday, memorize the script 👇 and STFU
pov you are the last pringle about to be defeated by the prince of all saiyans
Godzilla vs Hedorah (1971)
If life gives you lemons, you have been elemonaded
“My dearest Wilhelmina, I write to you from the front, where news is grim. The tyrant has issued a new executive order against ‘hoagies of mass destruction,’ and our sandwicheers find themselves low on supplies. Thankfully, the Arby Irregulars have commenced ambushes to lessen the pressure.”
Him being scared of fictional carjackers may be the most truthful thing he’s ever said
This might be the most truthful thing Markwayne has ever said. He’s always lying and trying to act extra tough, but we all know him as the guy cowering during J6
Your email account did 9/11
I know not with what instruments Fourth Wave Ska will be played, but Fifth Wave Ska will be played with conchs and hollow logs.
I’m gonna be so fucking annoyed if they slap me with it. My youtube account is old enough to vote and my associated email account is almost old enough to drink
That’s a bingo!
Her lawyer seems half a step behind her
That would explain a few things
Blizzard's Story and Franchise Development team has unionized
this remains the greatest and final commentary on AI
NO MORE FUCKING LLMS
By popular demand, the Yakety Sax edit
What if Jon Stewart ran for President? What if Stephen Colbert ran for President? What if John Oliver ran for President? What if Seth Meyers ran for President? What if a fart ran down your pants and into your socks and your foot exploded you goofy childish motherfucker
Kim Davis going from "my religious beliefs demand that I don't facilitate a same-sex marriages" to "my religious beliefs demand that there are NO same-sex marriages anywhere" *should* make Democrats realize there is no "sincere" compromise with bigots on trans issues.
My money’s on Leonard Leo
REJECT MODERNITY EMBRACE TAYNE
“attempt to get Laura Loomer to admit she was talking about Marjorie Taylor Greene’s labia, rather than literal pocket-sandwiches, when she accused MTG of having Arby’s in her pants” is what somebody got to do with their law degree this year and I just think we should ponder that for a moment
Look. She doesn’t date a lot. She’s committed…to her work…
You use dark mode to be pessimistic. I use light mode because I’m too lazy to find dark mode settings We are not the same
You see, people like me being afraid of non-existent crimes is more important and dangerous than actual crimes, which are not happening
Bill Nye's blue collar cousin
Drew Drew Drew Drew Drew
The youth are learning the consequences of early 2000’s fashion
This admin excels in gaslighting
Unclench your jaw. Relax your brow. Go get a drink of water. See if you've taken your meds Eat something. Doesn't matter what you look like right now, i think you look amazing. Because you do. You're a wonderful person. And have this. 🫂🖤 you did great today. You made it through
"Bluesky is dying" Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
Genesis. The 1/4 windows are the give away
This is a beautiful post
So I'm poopin right, and as soon as I walk out, Paige is like "okay don't be mad" and i'm like why and she showed the baby the jojo's bizarre adventure season 1 opening and now he's pointing at the TV and just going JOJO TV over and over and all Paige can offer is "I forgot how crazy the intro was!"
I am sick and tired of the non-stop political content on here. So today's Low Quality Ad is for this bumper sticker promoting friendship, something we can all get behind. collabs.shop/xazkut
She’s a serial perjurer
Been working on my Helldivers armor. It’s coming along nicely!
DuckDuckGo has added a feature to filter out AI images from search results.
dear lady who's holding a soldering iron by the tip, and soldering a motherboard with no solder. i have guy for you
WITAOD making a wicked comeback
Irish American excellence
SCIFs are technically secret rooms
A 1986 Chevrolet Camaro that smells like Busch Light and Marlboro Reds
Is the horse okay?
This isn’t the female gaze. This is the male gaze. It’s men who are obsessed with the physicality of other men. Women, in the main, would much rather see a man who looks like he’d make himself a stack of buttered toast and let you steal a slice
![Screenshot: No room for wokeness! @Wokenessisevil Notice how no one, not a single soul, has ever complained about the female gaze in entertainment. [photos show Hugh Jackman (Wolverine) and Alan Ritchson (Reacher) with ripped muscles]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:icsm7hd2dok5lxddyrig4gbt/bafkreieqpfyocgnmbjxooiqmg34hpxbxzfjhywfjaej45xdlkmo2j4k3pu@jpeg "Click to view full size")
Harriton Splemby has friends everywhere
If we can convince him it’ll cure erectile dysfunction, he just might do it
Good fucking gods. How in the hell did this get approved?
He’s a massive piece of shit. Here’s a question he answered for Ballotpedia discussing how he wants to use slave labor to build infrastructure. And that labor will come from using LLM machines to enforce laws. He’s dangerous because he’s so openly evil
issuu.com/ucisocialeco... No, but he’s running. CA won’t primary until next year
He’s polling at 2% overall. 5% amongst the GQP. This shit stain had beat crawl back under his rock
AI "Artists" getting upset when you say their slop sucks is funny, because you can be like "why do you even care, it's not like you actually made it" and get them more wet and red.
If this bill goes through Americans won't be able talk about the genocide anymore on any social media platform
My kids love Svengoolie. We’ve been watching him for years on the east coast thanks to MeTV
From his ballotpedia questionnaire. I wonder what possible books he could feed CharGPT to set up his policies 🤔
Looks like he already executed his hairline
What if your friend is a toaster?
we’re going to need a bigger nuremberg
Hey if you hate censorship and want to do more than just doompost online, you can actually do something: Being annoying! Hoards of people have been blowing up the phones of payment processing companies to pressure them not to bend to the whims of puritan groups. stop-paypros.neocities.org
They waited until it was popular for righties to shit on dear leader. Fuck em
Downwardly mobile elites..jfc
Downwardly mobile elites
Ozzy's first act as King of Hell: get that racist motherfucker Terry Bollea down here.
In the words of Iron Sheik, Fuck da Hulk Hogan
Do you get President Trump if you don't have Peter Thiel funding Hulk Hogan's sex tape lawsuit that shut down Gawker? I say it's a straight line from one to the other.
Been on my mind for eons
This is so good.
Not ALL robots
He was too busy thinking about eggs and how much he loves them. More than sex!
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" I asked a lager drink I asked a cider drink I asked a song that reminds us of the good times...
The funniest part about Trump trying to make the Washington NFL change their name is that he fucked children on Epstein Island and wants us to stop talking about it.
I only accept ONE Fantastic Four adaptation as canon:
Someone ask ChatGPT if we’re cooked
Labubu sounds like a euphemism for lobotomy
I’ll bring the mustaches
Oh my God another Murphy we need to call an emergency council of Murphy session immediately!
@thetraecrowder.bsky.social it’s that damn horse again!
Just had the unfortunate realization that SeaLab is in the past.
Put me under a vending machine with a scorpion. I need to end it
This does not set off my nipples
Dear Jeffrey,
