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Eric Hildeman

@hildyeric.bsky.social

Fan of science fact and science fiction; author (The Scotty!), blogger (Sacred Cow Wursthaus), podcaster (Starship Fonzie), SMOF, accountant. hildemanmasterworks.com sacredcowwursthaus.blogspot.com https://directory.libsyn.com/shows/view/id/starshipfonzie

created September 28, 2023

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Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent

Apparently, they freak out all the local dogs. They're so real they snarl and bark at them.

18/9/2025, 4:36:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent

Little boxes, on the hillside Little boxes made of ticky-tacky…

17/9/2025, 1:58:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted

If this became a weekly series, it would run longer than The Simpsons.

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16/9/2025, 7:03:54 PM | 42011 9858 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s the little things.

17/9/2025, 1:31:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)

On brand for Waukesha. www.jsonline.com/story/news/p...

17/9/2025, 1:25:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)

They’re back! ILLUMINATED!

The Grateful Dead skeletons.
16/9/2025, 2:11:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)

Aaaaaand this pretty much tells you all you need to know about the current madness we call politics these days. www.cnn.com/2025/09/15/p...

15/9/2025, 5:33:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)

#vaccinessavelives

Two band-aids from two vax shots.
14/9/2025, 9:14:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, I noticed that. Then again, it could be behind glass somewhere.

14/9/2025, 8:50:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent

Real America will have. Fake America, MAGA America, will be using this as an excuse to exact revenge for years.

14/9/2025, 8:49:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent

I love this. Where is it?

14/9/2025, 3:22:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kameron Hurley (@kameronhurley.com) reposted

Important reminder

Image of a female collosis in old Greek style staring into a phone shaped object that shoots knives through her head: “Clickthrough rate” (2024), mixed media, 24 x 15 x 15 centimeters.
14/9/2025, 11:37:40 AM | 275 64 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)

Spotted elsewhere on the Internet: “If Charlie Kirk had been a first grade kid, America would have moved on by now.”

14/9/2025, 3:21:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)

I was on a long drive today. I have to say, I was dismayed at how many flags I saw at half-mast. But there were a few that weren't, flown by people with backbone, people who love America more than Trump.

14/9/2025, 3:25:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)

Check out my book (now with an introduction designed to keep contest judges from being confused about the mosaic structure). shop.ingramspark.com/b/084?params...

Book cover, The Scotty!
13/9/2025, 3:43:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)

Brewers magic number for making the playoffs is down to 1. And it’s ten to win the Central outright.

13/9/2025, 2:58:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)

Starship Fonzie #50 is out! (Sorry for the poor audio quality this time.) starshipfonzie.libsyn.com/starship-fon...

11/9/2025, 10:15:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)

www.snopes.com/fact-check/c...

11/9/2025, 10:14:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)

If Trump really sees Kirk's death as the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand, we could be in for a world of hurt.

11/9/2025, 1:41:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.snopes.com/fact-check/c...

11/9/2025, 1:19:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seth Andrews (@sethandrews.com) reposted

Hey @newsweek.com. Did you folks actually try to pass this off as serious journalism, or were you hacked? www.newsweek.com/charlie-kirk...

11/9/2025, 11:48:50 AM | 205 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Barkley (He/Him) (@cmzhang42.bsky.social) reposted

H/T to Diane Lacey

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10/9/2025, 7:30:03 PM | 668 63 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)

I didn’t want to see Charlie Kirk dead. I wanted to see him repent for 40 days and 40 nights in sackcloth and ashes for every, single, one of his dumbass statements. Meanwhile, I don’t dance on graves. Everything CK did must be undone for the good of all, and that is a life truly wasted.

10/9/2025, 9:26:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)

Just saw that today marks 24 years of Foamy the Squirril!

Foamy the squirril birthday cake.
10/9/2025, 2:16:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent

Ebony and Ivory?

10/9/2025, 2:12:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent

Cryptozoological erotica? Come on, that’s not a thing.

10/9/2025, 6:23:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)

As a novelist myself, I’ve always wanted to ask Billy Joel one thing: What the hell is a “real estate novelist?”

10/9/2025, 6:20:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)

Well, if this triggers NATO defenses, and Trump doesn’t respond… www.cnn.com/2025/09/09/e...

10/9/2025, 6:18:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent

I agree, I was harsh in my comment. But read what I said again. I was not attacking the news source itself. In fact, I follow that person now. I was attacking the notion that social media is reliable. You've certainly seen fake news items masquerading as legit sources. You can keep your "protipps."

9/9/2025, 3:21:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent

By admitting not every post is reliable, you basically just proved my point.

9/9/2025, 3:11:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent

I know how to use social media. But others clearly don't, and that's my point. Tell the clueless masses out there to touch grass. You're preaching to the choir with me.

9/9/2025, 3:09:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.snopes.com/news/2025/09...

9/9/2025, 3:04:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Midwestphoto - Troy Freund (@midwestphoto.bsky.social) reposted

and they're from #MILWAUKEE! :) c @anildash.com www.jsonline.com/story/entert...

9/9/2025, 2:50:43 PM | 4 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent

You first. I didn’t attack the news source itself. I attacked the notion that social media is a reliable source for news in general. And I was right. Verify! Anything seen on social media is a lead, not a news item.

9/9/2025, 2:24:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)

That’s all we need. Drawing other nations into Israel’s war. www.bbc.com/news/live/c7...

9/9/2025, 2:19:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)

Brewers didn’t win, but the Cubs lost. So the magic number to win the division is down to 11. Magic number to secure a playoff spot is still 3.

9/9/2025, 3:08:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

OBAMA: 3 TRUMP: 0 This is *really* get under Donald's thin-skin. Good. deadline.com/2025/09/pres...

8/9/2025, 11:27:20 PM | 3943 927 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)

Happy Star Trek Day everybody!

Star Trek premiers, Sept 8, 1966.
8/9/2025, 7:22:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)

I’m not a horror movie person, but a horror flick based on Jesus is one I just might want to see. youtu.be/QzireEd9_qo?...

8/9/2025, 5:55:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent

Oops. Playoff clinch is actually down to three.

8/9/2025, 5:45:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent

I recognize street epistemology, but I’m an old hand at this game. How the news works isn’t the point. How the news SHOULD work is. Truth is all. Democracy cannot work if propaganda becomes “news.” You should know this.

8/9/2025, 3:28:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent

I think “help” should be in quotes.

8/9/2025, 2:45:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent

Every bar?

8/9/2025, 2:43:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent

Can we draft her for 2028?

8/9/2025, 2:38:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)

Brewers: Magic number to clinch playoffs: 4 Magic number to clinch Central Division Title: 12 Games remaining: 18

8/9/2025, 2:36:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)

Packers win, Brewers sweep, good weekend.

8/9/2025, 12:14:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, I don’t know, like, ACTUAL NEWS SOURCES?! Like, NPR? International news? Der Spiegel? JN? Canadian news? BBC? Balance “local” news with sources outside the U.S. that have no vested interests? How about SNOPES?! How about FACT-CHECK?! Shit, dude, you win for dumbest question of the century.

8/9/2025, 12:00:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent

Wunderbahr.

7/9/2025, 11:03:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent

Empire Strikes Back.

7/9/2025, 10:48:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent

This is why, if you get your news from social media, you are a FOOL.

7/9/2025, 10:46:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)

Yeesh. www.dw.com/en/ukraine-r...

7/9/2025, 10:44:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)

Didn’t expect tone at Milwaukee Horror Con this weekend, but I was. Surprisingly fun.

7/9/2025, 8:41:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted

The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.

The Onion News Network truck featuring the headline ICE Opens New Supermax Prison for Most Hardened Toddlers stationed outside the ICE facility.
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7/9/2025, 9:50:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)

FYI, the Fantastic Four movie is GREAT!

7/9/2025, 1:27:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent

Like we Wisconsinites have never held a grudge against Minnesota before.

6/9/2025, 5:02:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)

Damn!

6/9/2025, 5:01:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m pretty sure that is every cat that has ever lived.

6/9/2025, 5:00:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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None of these. Star Trek Prodigy!

6/9/2025, 4:41:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)

Well dang! There’s a theater in LA named after Leonard Nimoy!

UCLA Nimoy Theater.
5/9/2025, 10:32:23 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent

When was it in Blake’s 7?

5/9/2025, 10:23:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/9/2025, 10:19:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, no! milwaukeerecord.com/arts/irish-c...

5/9/2025, 10:17:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent

How DARE there be a monoculture!

5/9/2025, 1:52:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cary Grant in North by Northwest?

5/9/2025, 1:22:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phil Plait (@philplait.bsky.social) reposted

There's going to be a total lunar eclipse Sunday night! It's centered over central Asia, so the Americas won't see it. www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/luna...

4/9/2025, 5:49:34 PM | 60 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)

Oh, for Pete’s sake… www.jsonline.com/story/news/l...

5/9/2025, 3:09:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)

Uh oh… www.jsonline.com/story/sports...

5/9/2025, 3:05:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, they wanted guns to keep America from becoming a totalitarian dictatorship, and yet they sit there, doing nothing. You see their true colors right there.

5/9/2025, 3:03:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tony (@isotopak.bsky.social) reposted

boingboing.net/2025/09/04/t...

4/9/2025, 9:32:22 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whoa! www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...

4/9/2025, 9:46:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent

Confirmed! www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...

4/9/2025, 9:45:50 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent

In areas where politics isn't involved, I think you're right.

4/9/2025, 9:44:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They've been out of ideas for decades.

4/9/2025, 9:41:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)

So, Jon Del Arroz is bitching about South Park again. They must be doing something right.

4/9/2025, 6:33:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)

Holy shit.

4/9/2025, 5:52:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was bedeutet "Labubus?"

4/9/2025, 5:43:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What's COP30?

4/9/2025, 5:37:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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America's adult prom king and prom queen.

4/9/2025, 5:28:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait, Talamaska? As in those villains from the Anne Rice vampire novels?

4/9/2025, 5:27:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent

And now I'll be contemplating getting an assistant someday. Which I hadn't known before was a thing. Thank you!

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Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)

Pure genius.

4/9/2025, 5:24:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pure genius.

4/9/2025, 5:24:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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open.spotify.com/track/7G2qd0...

4/9/2025, 5:22:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Liam NISSAN?! LOL!

4/9/2025, 5:14:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A LOT could hinge on this.

4/9/2025, 5:13:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That was his debut?!

4/9/2025, 5:10:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)

Lo, and behold! I now have twice as many followers as I'm following here in the Blue Skies. Thank you! As always, I promise I will strive to provide the best possible brain-food for your precious time.

4/9/2025, 5:05:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah, so THAT'S what happened! www.snopes.com/fact-check/v...

4/9/2025, 4:34:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every aspiring writer needs to join a critique group. And encounter one of those frustrating stories where NOTHING makes sense.

4/9/2025, 3:00:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A witch who works at a Taco Bell. An “enchantralada?”

4/9/2025, 5:11:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Feline paralysis.

4/9/2025, 5:07:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Void is all-consuming.

4/9/2025, 5:06:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent

Joan Jett. She has a black heart?

3/9/2025, 10:51:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)

New word of the day: “snackrifices.” Which is what you get when your body demands junk food. Or any food, really.

3/9/2025, 10:50:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gail McGowan Mellor (authorpendragon) (@gailmmellor.bsky.social) reposted

What the study said was both FOX and MSNBC leave you less informed than more neutral sources like PBS do. That study was 13 years ago. www.businessinsider.com/study-watchi...

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Profile picture Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)

Unbelievable jerk. www.jsonline.com/story/news/p...

3/9/2025, 2:54:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d rather Nate used his brains to help defeat fascism instead of merely predicting its victory.

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