Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently, they freak out all the local dogs. They're so real they snarl and bark at them.
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Apparently, they freak out all the local dogs. They're so real they snarl and bark at them.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
Little boxes, on the hillside Little boxes made of ticky-tacky…
Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted
If this became a weekly series, it would run longer than The Simpsons.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s the little things.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
On brand for Waukesha. www.jsonline.com/story/news/p...
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
Aaaaaand this pretty much tells you all you need to know about the current madness we call politics these days. www.cnn.com/2025/09/15/p...
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I noticed that. Then again, it could be behind glass somewhere.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
Real America will have. Fake America, MAGA America, will be using this as an excuse to exact revenge for years.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
I love this. Where is it?
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
Spotted elsewhere on the Internet: “If Charlie Kirk had been a first grade kid, America would have moved on by now.”
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
I was on a long drive today. I have to say, I was dismayed at how many flags I saw at half-mast. But there were a few that weren't, flown by people with backbone, people who love America more than Trump.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
Check out my book (now with an introduction designed to keep contest judges from being confused about the mosaic structure). shop.ingramspark.com/b/084?params...
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
Brewers magic number for making the playoffs is down to 1. And it’s ten to win the Central outright.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
Starship Fonzie #50 is out! (Sorry for the poor audio quality this time.) starshipfonzie.libsyn.com/starship-fon...
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
www.snopes.com/fact-check/c...
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
If Trump really sees Kirk's death as the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand, we could be in for a world of hurt.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
www.snopes.com/fact-check/c...
Seth Andrews (@sethandrews.com) reposted
Hey @newsweek.com. Did you folks actually try to pass this off as serious journalism, or were you hacked? www.newsweek.com/charlie-kirk...
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
I didn’t want to see Charlie Kirk dead. I wanted to see him repent for 40 days and 40 nights in sackcloth and ashes for every, single, one of his dumbass statements. Meanwhile, I don’t dance on graves. Everything CK did must be undone for the good of all, and that is a life truly wasted.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
Ebony and Ivory?
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
Cryptozoological erotica? Come on, that’s not a thing.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
As a novelist myself, I’ve always wanted to ask Billy Joel one thing: What the hell is a “real estate novelist?”
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
Well, if this triggers NATO defenses, and Trump doesn’t respond… www.cnn.com/2025/09/09/e...
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
I agree, I was harsh in my comment. But read what I said again. I was not attacking the news source itself. In fact, I follow that person now. I was attacking the notion that social media is reliable. You've certainly seen fake news items masquerading as legit sources. You can keep your "protipps."
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
By admitting not every post is reliable, you basically just proved my point.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
I know how to use social media. But others clearly don't, and that's my point. Tell the clueless masses out there to touch grass. You're preaching to the choir with me.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
www.snopes.com/news/2025/09...
Midwestphoto - Troy Freund (@midwestphoto.bsky.social) reposted
and they're from #MILWAUKEE! :) c @anildash.com www.jsonline.com/story/entert...
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
You first. I didn’t attack the news source itself. I attacked the notion that social media is a reliable source for news in general. And I was right. Verify! Anything seen on social media is a lead, not a news item.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
That’s all we need. Drawing other nations into Israel’s war. www.bbc.com/news/live/c7...
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
Brewers didn’t win, but the Cubs lost. So the magic number to win the division is down to 11. Magic number to secure a playoff spot is still 3.
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
OBAMA: 3 TRUMP: 0 This is *really* get under Donald's thin-skin. Good. deadline.com/2025/09/pres...
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
I’m not a horror movie person, but a horror flick based on Jesus is one I just might want to see. youtu.be/QzireEd9_qo?...
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
Oops. Playoff clinch is actually down to three.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
I recognize street epistemology, but I’m an old hand at this game. How the news works isn’t the point. How the news SHOULD work is. Truth is all. Democracy cannot work if propaganda becomes “news.” You should know this.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
I think “help” should be in quotes.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
Every bar?
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
Can we draft her for 2028?
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
Brewers: Magic number to clinch playoffs: 4 Magic number to clinch Central Division Title: 12 Games remaining: 18
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
Packers win, Brewers sweep, good weekend.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, I don’t know, like, ACTUAL NEWS SOURCES?! Like, NPR? International news? Der Spiegel? JN? Canadian news? BBC? Balance “local” news with sources outside the U.S. that have no vested interests? How about SNOPES?! How about FACT-CHECK?! Shit, dude, you win for dumbest question of the century.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
Wunderbahr.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
Empire Strikes Back.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
This is why, if you get your news from social media, you are a FOOL.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
Yeesh. www.dw.com/en/ukraine-r...
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
Didn’t expect tone at Milwaukee Horror Con this weekend, but I was. Surprisingly fun.
Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted
The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
FYI, the Fantastic Four movie is GREAT!
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
Like we Wisconsinites have never held a grudge against Minnesota before.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
Damn!
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m pretty sure that is every cat that has ever lived.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
None of these. Star Trek Prodigy!
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
Well dang! There’s a theater in LA named after Leonard Nimoy!
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
When was it in Blake’s 7?
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
Oh, no! milwaukeerecord.com/arts/irish-c...
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
How DARE there be a monoculture!
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
Cary Grant in North by Northwest?
Phil Plait (@philplait.bsky.social) reposted
There's going to be a total lunar eclipse Sunday night! It's centered over central Asia, so the Americas won't see it. www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/luna...
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
Oh, for Pete’s sake… www.jsonline.com/story/news/l...
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
Uh oh… www.jsonline.com/story/sports...
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, they wanted guns to keep America from becoming a totalitarian dictatorship, and yet they sit there, doing nothing. You see their true colors right there.
Tony (@isotopak.bsky.social) reposted
boingboing.net/2025/09/04/t...
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
Whoa! www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
Confirmed! www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
In areas where politics isn't involved, I think you're right.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
They've been out of ideas for decades.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
So, Jon Del Arroz is bitching about South Park again. They must be doing something right.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
Holy shit.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
Was bedeutet "Labubus?"
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
What's COP30?
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
America's adult prom king and prom queen.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, Talamaska? As in those villains from the Anne Rice vampire novels?
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
And now I'll be contemplating getting an assistant someday. Which I hadn't known before was a thing. Thank you!
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
Pure genius.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
Pure genius.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
open.spotify.com/track/7G2qd0...
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
Liam NISSAN?! LOL!
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
A LOT could hinge on this.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
That was his debut?!
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
Lo, and behold! I now have twice as many followers as I'm following here in the Blue Skies. Thank you! As always, I promise I will strive to provide the best possible brain-food for your precious time.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
Ah, so THAT'S what happened! www.snopes.com/fact-check/v...
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
Every aspiring writer needs to join a critique group. And encounter one of those frustrating stories where NOTHING makes sense.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
A witch who works at a Taco Bell. An “enchantralada?”
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
Feline paralysis.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
The Void is all-consuming.
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
Joan Jett. She has a black heart?
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
New word of the day: “snackrifices.” Which is what you get when your body demands junk food. Or any food, really.
Gail McGowan Mellor (authorpendragon) (@gailmmellor.bsky.social) reposted
What the study said was both FOX and MSNBC leave you less informed than more neutral sources like PBS do. That study was 13 years ago. www.businessinsider.com/study-watchi...
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social)
Unbelievable jerk. www.jsonline.com/story/news/p...
Eric Hildeman (@hildyeric.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d rather Nate used his brains to help defeat fascism instead of merely predicting its victory.