Announcing midget bowling at the White House every Thursday.
Announcing midget bowling at the White House every Thursday.
Big Macs because Melania showed up without warning.
Just a reminder. Meyer Lansky was "dying" for years.
Who hired Garland?
Hair transplant gone wrong?
Just saying.
They’re totally going to do this.
The Grovelers.
Biden?
💯
Is Trump Moe, Curly or Larry?
Me too. But I worry that he was married to Guilfoyle who probably has tapes that will make him look bad if he runs and is just waiting for the opportunity to release them.
How much of Alaska will Drumpf give to Russia?
His promise was to own the Libs. Nothing else mattered.
Biden chose him.
Phew. Glad that's settled.
One can't cherrypick which are Trump truths or lies because he is insane.
I could cheat at golf and people would still vote for me.
Not about Trump. About everyone else they can find to blackmail in the process.
When massive egos collide, the sparks can be seen from outer space
Anyone remember David Pecker?
At what point do you become so rich and Powerful that normal people rules do not apply to you.
Yes. Each one of them looked like a dog who has just been caught chewing the sofa to bits.
Anderson. Another both sides ahole.
Putin is the only one he listens to.
A copywriter firend was asked to do the first campaign for Star Wars before it was released. He told me it was terribly boring and predicted boxoffice failure. Then he added that it didn't include any special effects, yet.
Isn't that Oddjob from Goldfinger?
Maybe you're missing the point. It's not a parade, it's a coup.
No way they would secretly join the protesters to start shit that would help Trump, right.
Drumpf doesn't have a nickname for Mayor Bass. This is worrisome.
Prejudice the jury, why don't you, you moron.
Too late. It's all gone.
A warning from Musk.
He and Merrick Garland are planning to release their books.
The dictator of one of the United States' enemies is using the President of the United States to announce military attacks on a United States ally.
Rarebit.
Yes, the GOP and Trump have decided Musk makes them look bad so the NYT helps them fire up the smear campaign.
Nazis thought the mentally ill, gays ,foreigners and elderly were disposable because they were an unnecessary burden on the country and not part of a pure race. Didn't stop because some of them were children.
Famous Carl Sagan quote from "Pale Blue Dot." But Leon wouldn't know that.
Suddenly he realizes his dome won't work without Canada being part of it. Literally a protection racket on a continental scale.
Very presidential- Van Jones
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Tony Soprano
Wrestlers cut themselves with hidden razor blades to fake injuries.
Elon is killing the competition for his upcoming X smartphone.
Placeholders to divert your attention from the real power holders.
Tony Soprano.
When "negotiating", he always puts out inflated numbers knowing that he will settle at a lower number. Basically The Art of the Schlemiel.
Tony Soprano.
Iowa Rep. Marriannette Miller-Meeks shies away from the camera and refuses to explain why she voted for Medicaid cuts
Narcissists are exceptionally good at kissing your ass.
Smells like one of those GOP secret money deals where they will buy all his books in return for his dissing of Biden.
It's not a bribe. It's for services already rendered.
Hydroxychloroquine, half off.
AOC: This administration — and Noem — spits on the American flag every time they engage in that nonsense. So I don’t want to hear anything about “America First.” These people, and this administration, are putting America last by acting like their allegiance is to a man instead of the Constitution.
Just a typical transactional response.
Good. Now the Germans can listen to intel and find which traitors in the US govt are conspiring with our enemies. Please leak to our good guys because our agencies are totally comprised
Is this where Drumpf got the idea?
This is great. If Trump and his monstrous ego picks up on this and starts running on this, all hell will break loose. Feed the ego to expose the insanity.
His safe word isn't working.
Anyone with a pulse.
@thehorrormaster.bsky.social
Uglier and uglier.
How my wife seals the bathroom after I've used it.
Really not good www.nytimes.com/2025/04/22/b...
Not to state the obvious, but none of them were sent to a terrorist prison in El Salvador. They all had lawyers, indictment by grand jury, a trial or a guilty plea where a judge ensured it was knowing & voluntary & access to an appeals process. In other words, all the hallmarks of due process.
Kid Rock.
Nasty.
Breaking News: Per the NYT, “Pete Hegseth shared details of the Yemen strikes in a second Signal chat w/his wife, brother, and lawyer.” None of these individuals have top secret clearance. Another reason for him to resign, but we know he won’t. Our national security continues to be compromised.
Offering ideas to improve productivity?
How many people do you think have received threats from Trump, Musk & their goons? Thousands? This interview by Rachel Maddow was chilling. You must watch & share it because our government is being attacked from within! The bravery of Daniel Berulis is so inspiring. I hope it's contagious. 🧵
I just met with the Vice President of El Salvador as we fight for the return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia. I’m speaking to the press now with the latest on our efforts. Tune in here:
We had the reporter on tonight; @maddow has the whistleblower
Vince was dropped on his head so many times that it affected her.
Slight trembling in LA
Hilter was really charming when you got him alone.
All he wants is his cut.
Trump hates losers. Watch him dump Elon.
No need to hack. They'll just give the intel directly to them.
We're the Russians warned to get clear before the attack like in Syria?
The Yemen attack was coordinated with Russia which is why our guy was in Moscow at the time, imo.
The effect of unrestrained power.
These big shareholders need the little guys to buy to support the stock while the rest of them sell it off.
How could this not piss off Trump? Is Elon angry with the Orange-utan?
Is Elon trolling Trump? Look at tiny hands.
"They're eating the moose!"
The Karma grows more likely every time he opens his mouth.
Time for some new underwear
Elon is pissed that his cars get charged a fee for passing through the canal. So Trump threatens to take over the canal.
Drumpf as seen in his natural element: selling cars.
He was thrilled.
Bring a chainsaw, just in case.
His spaceship was destroyed by the force of a million minds focusing on burning a hole in it.
When you are sitting at a table with a Nazi, you too are a Nazi.
Everyone in that room is a traitor.