Scared to ride the subway, scared to go out to dinner with Secret Service escorts. Pathetic.
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day.
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Scared to ride the subway, scared to go out to dinner with Secret Service escorts. Pathetic.
Those fckers should never be able to go to a restaurant again without being jeered - hound them relentlessly
I hope $KVUE sues RFK to the end of the earth
Ah that pesky overhead
And married no less
Well this is tempting
“Zero premium merger of equals” is just horrible messaging and absolutely begging to get outbid
King George: "I cannot for the life of me understand how my loyal subjects in the American colonies think this is some kind of winning political message. Yield man! Let my troops come into your city and show how crime can be reduced"
And we’re all gonna die squatting in them
I say let’s FAFO
It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/
"you might not like the other shoe about to drop" drop all the fuckin shoes
No wonder he’s worried about getting into heaven
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
When the lawyers OK this wording IN THE MIDDLE OF LITIGATION, you know it’s solid.
SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool
It’s hard to believe but these SCOTUS decisions make abundantly clear that they are caught in the same right wing fever dream as Elon and the tech bros: foundational fake claims of 20M illegals, stolen elections, MAGA conspiracy nonsense. They’ve completely destroyed their credibility.
Of course he does
Asset based as in buying GPU’s
Exhibit A
I see no reason Dems should vote to fund this government
Undermining free enterprise with tariffs and outright government interference
My latest at @theatlantic.com is on how Trump's 2nd-term economic policies (import substitution, "emergency" declarations, personal dealmaking, fiscal/monetary recklessness, & govt control of private enterprise) increasingly resemble post-war Argentina. Not good. www.theatlantic.com/economy/arch...
Literally the second meme I've made in my life.
Agreed
It’s the “punching ourselves in the face over and over again” administration
Still one of the greatest quotes re trump. V hard to beat.
I know one person who needs to hear this, but the robert duvall character in apocalypse now was meant to be seen as an absolute fucking lunatic
“I wasn’t sure what number you wanted me to go with.” — Zuck, 100% pathetically bitch-made by a man who said he should be thrown in jail for life, appeasing an administration who says his wife’s family isn’t American, loving how RFK is dismantling every public health advancement that CZI ever made.
Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.
The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.
Darth it can’t be too big or his little hand can’t hold it
Gotta post through it
Schools: don't use AI Jobs: use chatgpt or we'll kill your dog *cocks gun*
This is going to be a long running thread….
Apropos of nothing
Real Nobel Peace Prize stuff
Don't get gaslit by Trump and his minions (ex-Covid year of 2020) the 598k jobs created in the first 8 months of this year are the fewest since 2010.
Creating new industry trade deficits because of his stupidity
Ironically this could be a nice stimulus package if they cut rates and end the tariffs
Yeah sure whatever - it’s all gobbledygook fantasy anyways
To just a normal AI character maybe? Or choirboy
This guy will fix the problems I’m sure
Send in the clowns (rate cuts)
The U.S. has lost 78k manufacturing jobs this year
Then he took for himself a $70mm+ cash bonus on the first good business day of 2002 to defer any 2001 tax liability for himself. I can honestly state that a more venal fucking scumbag than Lutnick has never lived on Wall St before or since…and I worked for Mike Milken.
Turkey seals the deal
There’s a second spitter!
These transactions would make Andy Fastow blush
“End of the year” for Elmo means never
Just had a regular Coke instead of Diet - tastes like freedom.
Could've literally picked any other fast food option where you stand in line, but no, he picks the one brand famous for delivering to your home
this is the guy the energy abundance bros lauded lmao
I’m sure it’s nothing
A sea turtle surfacing by a MASSIVE school of rays near Clearwater, Florida a couple days ago. Another post into the BluSky void. Maybe 2 or 3 people will see this one and my time won't have been wasted. I'll keep trying a little longer. #nature #animals #amazing #wildlife #awesome #ocean
The most craven, morally bankrupt hucksters imaginable
lmao YOU LITERALLY TARIFFED LUMBER
Imagine having a government that tries stuff like this. ♥️
What a gang of mindless amateurs in Washington accomplished in Beijing:
Weird that Trump might die right after JD Vance kills the Pope
Easiest trade I would ever make
Absolutely fckn not
with trump and giuliani edging right up to the border of death, the comedic rule of threes now screams for blood
China just quietly disengaging
all these media asking democrats 'but crime seems to be down in DC isn't that good' ARMED MILITARY ON THE STREETS IS NEVER FUCKING GOOD
La Décapitation de saint Georges, Bernat Martorell, 1430
long weekend at bernie's
This is something @proptermalone.bsky.social talked about a bit in the latest ep of Normal Men. Pretty clear Pulte is doing something highly illegal.
Area Dad Informs Busboy He’s Ready To Order https://theonion.com/area-dad-informs-busboy-he-s-ready-to-order-1819578117/
ITS GOT ELECTROLYTES
*LUTNICK: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. JUST MAKING IT UP AS I GO
I dunno man, the way my ears keep getting bigger, my people will probably have elephant sized ears in a million years
(pointing at my bed like sleepy Babe Ruth)
Would like to “mute for all life”
Way to make the country safer
Check this shit out motherfucker *embargoes own country*
Just the softest wanna-be alphas - every single one of these maggots
#saveprintmedia
Darth you know Fox etc is only showing old riots on a loop with Stephen Miller superimposed screaming that Dem cities are out of control and that 🤡 is going to make 🇺🇸 safe for white people again - his supporters don’t see the real world
I dunno man - I read this as Google still has lots of managers with less than 3 direct reports? Not good www.cnbc.com/2025/08/27/g...
Would def watch a movie about David Geffen’s mother
Shoutout to the folks who refused to vote for Harris because of her views on Gaza
Amazing - I can see three soldiers because of their bright vests but two are invisible
Thinking about how the Times would have covered Joe Biden doing this and feeling calm, serene, like I'm floating in a vast warm ocean
