Look, we’ve all been wondering about the little mermaid.
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Look, we’ve all been wondering about the little mermaid.
LIES. My “nothing but coffee until 11am” is perfect.
The Queen of Corn, Oklahoma’s 52nd best stalk dancer, The master shucker herself, @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social’s mom
Oh I did the phrasing.
Ah ok. Too bad Starbucks doesn’t even write names anymore!
I’m sorry what? Did you witness this or did I miss an internet thing?
Coach Beaurt up there in Champaign making sure all the player’s mommas get taken care of.
Whole lot of “if they can come for the host of The Man Show, they can definitely come for me next” going on.
Ridgewood Barbeque, Bluff City, TN
Got another one!
Easily the red eye back from Vegas on a Sunday night after spending 13 hours in the airport cause another member of our traveling party booked the first flight out that morning.
Put the Dodgers in the dirt.
Still running isn’t it?
Never schedule a Friday morning class. Thursday nights just hit too hard.
Same, but Panera.
USC showing up Sunday morning still drunk, hasn’t showered, wishing some fresh out of church would.
Hank Hill DGS lookin car
Apple Watch pics or it didn’t happen Muggsy.
Is friend!!
Look I would’ve given you a ride, you didn’t have to follow me.
Gimme an SEC gymnastics program
Rookie numbers within the family.
He was so excited when I asked him if he wanted to go
He was in heaven
That’s wild
No riding for us just checked it out
Damn, that’s gotta be the leading number.
The kid was levitating
Highly recommend meeting phone friends. Met THE @specter177.bsky.social and he absolutely made the kids day.
We’re all entitled to our opinion, I can’t force you to have better ones.
I’m not saying you’re wrong Billiam but G & D are boat racing everyone else and the two of them are gonna throw haymakers to the final bell.
Dammit I didn’t look close enough at the center. G gets Portugal, Spain, and Morocco too.
Oh shit and I forgot the Caribbean.
Those are all good points. But, the southern half of America, Hawaii, Mexico, Central and much of South America though. It’s a tough choice is all I’m saying.
They did a better job with this one. It’s either G or D.
I know a Sonoran Dog when I see one, hell yeah.
“Love my country so much I’m legally not allowed to ever leave it”
If you grew up in central/south CA near a middle/high school there’s a great chance you grew up near a historic skate spot
Yup
Notorious child predator halts investigations into groups that prey on children
And then you have people like Mrs. NPF who drink a giant Stanley sized cup of water over the course of the night and I do not understand that.
I don’t have a cut-off but even waking up once a night occasionally to pee I still sleep better those nights than the beer drinking nights where I usually also have to wake up and pee.
Just living with it. Like the Hulk’s “I’m always angry” but with having to pee.
Yup. Rumble bumps at the top and bottom, caps on all three rails, big yellow gate with massive locking mechanism. So absolutely no more rail tricks and anything aerial you’d have to get that gate open somehow.
They had to have had permission given the new gate
Holy Holy shit Chris Joslin 360 flipped El Toro. What the. I cannot wait to see the footage. This is insane shit
Second night of hockey went much better than the first. He’s still the smallest kid out there but he was up and moving by the end. Baby bro is also interested.
Nico also claimed he had someone willing to pay him 4 million…
Thought he was well past what would be normal eligibility but looks like 2026 would be his fifth year between NM & Vandy. Fine with him getting one more to have had five years at the D1 level.
Good lord, go pro in something else dude.
Oh y’all moved 1,400 miles south to be in line with Maine?
S/O the big kid’s pre-school teacher going all out for Mexican Independence Day and having the class all wear red/white/green and painting their faces.
Stood next to A-Rod in the Vegas airport silently staring at a magazine wall.
Right, just overlay the color on to a regular map. Why make squares that don’t fit?!
I’m sorry but the implied geographic alignment here is too much for me to care about the actual numbers.
Saw Jimmy Buffet and accurately pegged that as the ideal life and followed suit.
Not at all.
Youth hockey coaches might just be angels sent to earth.
Ladies is dudes too
Ok. It’s been 24-ish hours and now I’m a little mad about the game.
Like looking in a mirror
Arkenda bringing down the rest of us.
Would settle for this option
A local distillery, Del Bac, for the next time your bird looking brings you this way.
How do you feel about Rye, @calligator.bsky.social? What about ones with an owl on them?
Since Dan might not be the only person that needs this reminder. Put your trash/recycling out.
You’re welcome.
If you make sure and clean the kitchen Sunday evening you don’t have to wake up Monday morning and see all the beer cans from the weekend. Making you sad because the weekend is over.
There a few weekend on both ends of summer here where it’s cool enough to not miserable outside while still being hot enough for kids to tolerate the pool. They’re the best weekends.
Hockey practice ☑️ Swimming ☑️ Carne asada & yellow chicken ☑️ Bell’s Two Hearted ☑️
The cowboys have a kicker that routinely knocks down 65-yarders?!
Last I heard he was playing for a fringe playoff contender. Wonder why they ran him off.
Maybe UCLA’s interim will try the old “make a change at QB” to create energy. *touches earpiece* I’ve just been informed of some very bad news about their QB room.
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Ducks saw the Yankees’ Kirk tribute and said watch this.
Just drive around Tucson until you see a vols flag in the window. Odds are good im the only one.
Chili started for tomorrow’s dinner. Carne asada in the marinade for tonight. First hockey practice this morning. Yup, summer is over.
Tell me about it. Me at the start of the fourth.
Y’all are good. Let’s run it back later.
Look it takes 6-8 hours to decompress from that earlier today.
Based on the reply I’m gonna guess “evil”. How many results for “evil” did you have to scroll through to find a march 2024 post?!
No way you can guess what this is in response to.
More like Brent Fried
Idk @jasonkirk.fyi. This one alone might power South Carolin to top screenshot schools.
Need to know which LSU player gave Lagway a head smack on the way off the field.
That much Cajun + Hillbilly, the world isn’t ready.
Drive his ass out and leave him in a holler
They gonna fire him before midnight right?
I’m sorry, LSU what is you doing baby?
First time in a while I’ve felt good about this game.
Missing two all-American CB’s, an elite DT, 5⭐️ o-lineman. Obviously would’ve loved a win there but I don’t feel bad about what we can do.
Right. And our 5⭐️ o-lineman.
Look. We’re a top ten team, I’m ok with that and if we can learn from this we’re still in great shape.
Holding on 23.
Opened beer number 2.
DOUBLE APPALACHIAN OVERTIME
Hey dawgs, yall wanna play another marathon OT game?
Dammit I miss him all the time but especially on days like today.
Hey dawgs, yall wanna play another marathon OT game?
I am not ok.