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No Purpose Flour

@hodgepodge.bsky.social

Hillbilly solutions for a desert age. My mountains are older than the evolution of bones. Nick Millers realized potential. he/him

created June 21, 2023

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Profile picture No Purpose Flour (@hodgepodge.bsky.social) reply parent

Counterpoint, this thing kicks ass.

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24/9/2025, 12:34:51 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SHIT. Now even when Tennessee/Kentucky bring back the beer barrel it still won’t be the coolest trophy.

23/9/2025, 11:57:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Made it to bath time solo dadding it today so time for a Lagunitas IPA. Mrs. NPF will be home before the kid gets out of the tub. Mission accomplished.

23/9/2025, 11:50:53 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same bud, same.

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23/9/2025, 6:54:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Big win for dads today. Always buying the longer usb/charger cable paid off.

23/9/2025, 6:15:42 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Definitely smarter if you’re looking to keep those handful of brands operating. It was never clear if that was AB’s end game, and given the evidence now I don’t think it was.

23/9/2025, 3:46:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The rate that they were acquiring them from 2015-2020 was never gonna be sustainable, and then Covid just sped the whole cycle up

23/9/2025, 2:56:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tuck and roll grandpa!

23/9/2025, 2:01:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The little ESPN account tag makes it look like FSU beat the brakes off ESPN, which I mean I wouldn’t blame them after 2023.

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23/9/2025, 1:52:07 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Won’t rest until there isn’t a single bandaid in a school across America.

22/9/2025, 9:31:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Best country in the whole world

22/9/2025, 9:27:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A non-comprehensive collection of thoughts I had during the one today: 1) oh the gate into the playground is unlocked. 2) the preschool & kinder classes are way to close to the entrances 3) next to a multi-level parking garage, aka high point.

22/9/2025, 8:41:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn, touring elementary schools in this country is a bleak experience.

22/9/2025, 7:57:12 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Surfboard hash browns, fried eggs, cotija, bacon, green salsa

22/9/2025, 6:20:42 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’re home today, and rules are rules.

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22/9/2025, 4:41:59 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t. The filter thing hits/blocks the light switch if it’s centered.

22/9/2025, 2:31:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hoping this FLY doc has similar vibes to Free Solo

22/9/2025, 5:50:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was perfect. Think it made the snack taste better.

22/9/2025, 5:38:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Had just the right amount of milk and cereal to make a perfect bowl.

22/9/2025, 5:30:57 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Welp.

22/9/2025, 1:56:35 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’ll play.

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22/9/2025, 1:23:43 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s all Mrs. NPF. Only thing I did with the soup was blend it

22/9/2025, 1:06:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Swear it started raining right after I posted this.

22/9/2025, 12:34:35 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tomato soup and bread three ways for dinner. HITS.

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22/9/2025, 12:21:49 AM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s not even getting snacks. It’s just soft in there and he loves soft/cozy places.

21/9/2025, 11:39:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuckin dog.

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21/9/2025, 11:34:32 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I told you to stop reading my nightmare journal.

21/9/2025, 9:44:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We could be looking at matchups against three interims, gonna need a bit more specifics.

21/9/2025, 9:12:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yup.

21/9/2025, 5:34:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Waiting till like Tuesday next week to fire him.

21/9/2025, 2:10:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nope.

21/9/2025, 2:10:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just a dream yet to be realized

21/9/2025, 4:27:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doing homework to get a joke off, sounds like he’d fit right in.

21/9/2025, 4:02:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will settle for Florida, Okie Light.

21/9/2025, 3:46:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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UCLA & VaTech last week, Clemson & Florida this week? We can do it if we wish hard enough.

21/9/2025, 3:42:00 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🐺🐺🐺

21/9/2025, 3:39:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Step 4: have too many beers and salad to remember to take pictures. Step 5: eat delicious dinner.

21/9/2025, 2:03:57 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Step 1(not pictured, gummies): grill some chicken. Step 2: split two heads romaine. Oil, salt, pepper, garlic, grill them.

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21/9/2025, 12:32:52 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Being Brent Venables former QB and having to face Brent Venables might be an all-time bad night.

21/9/2025, 12:15:13 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m sorry buddy but it’s true. Our wondering the desert years led to their rise. Now that we’re back to being a top 10-15 team again they’re falling off. I don’t like it but it’s interesting.

20/9/2025, 11:32:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With what Tennessee did to Syracuse this is just more evidence of my theory that Tennessee/Clemson are cosmically connected and only one of them can ever have good things at the same time.

20/9/2025, 11:28:21 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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OH MY UCF

Knightro holding up a W
20/9/2025, 11:16:20 PM | 264 57 | View on Bluesky | view

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The most Brent Venables way to possibly win a football game if you’re Brent Venables.

20/9/2025, 11:23:17 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Top-10 grill dinner incoming tonight.

20/9/2025, 11:14:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doesn’t feel like targeting by the spirit of the rule.

20/9/2025, 10:53:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lil founding fathers lookin kid.

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20/9/2025, 10:43:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you have a dedicated dumpster you use that belongs to a business? What’s the business?

20/9/2025, 8:55:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kid running around with the grill lighter cackling and yelling “FIRE”. Easy TN credentials certified for another year.

20/9/2025, 8:46:09 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But different results.

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20/9/2025, 7:37:51 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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O-lineman getting three penalties on one play is the ultimate “do crimes” moment.

20/9/2025, 6:00:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Haha. Did 72 get three penalties on one play? 🫡

20/9/2025, 5:59:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Big fan of the Throw ball deep, catch ball deep, score TD offense.

20/9/2025, 5:03:50 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alright Vols, let’s get Trent Dilfer fired.

20/9/2025, 4:45:54 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Today’s goal is get Dilfer tarmac’d

20/9/2025, 3:45:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time to put a swiffer in his hands

20/9/2025, 3:39:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The YouTube part is my favorite. I lost count of how many people I saw this week saying “you can cancel Disney+ cause YouTube has all their content” and it’s like buddy how do you think YouTube got that?

20/9/2025, 3:06:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’ve reached the consequences of our actions portion of this morning and we ARE NOT happy about it.

20/9/2025, 2:20:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tre Lamb was coaching ETSU last season and tonight he beat Oklahoma State.

20/9/2025, 4:11:59 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Okie Light:VaTech::Tulsa:Old Dominion

19/9/2025, 11:55:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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friday.

A frosty Bell’s Double Heart backlit by a very odd vending machine.
19/9/2025, 11:45:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get a good mattress and drink more water.

19/9/2025, 10:09:25 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look, we’ve all been wondering about the little mermaid.

19/9/2025, 2:56:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LIES. My “nothing but coffee until 11am” is perfect.

19/9/2025, 2:53:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Queen of Corn, Oklahoma’s 52nd best stalk dancer, The master shucker herself, @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social’s mom

19/9/2025, 5:04:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh I did the phrasing.

18/9/2025, 2:47:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah ok. Too bad Starbucks doesn’t even write names anymore!

18/9/2025, 2:45:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m sorry what? Did you witness this or did I miss an internet thing?

18/9/2025, 2:43:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Coach Beaurt up there in Champaign making sure all the player’s mommas get taken care of.

18/9/2025, 2:40:51 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whole lot of “if they can come for the host of The Man Show, they can definitely come for me next” going on.

18/9/2025, 1:54:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ridgewood Barbeque, Bluff City, TN

17/9/2025, 8:21:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Got another one!

17/9/2025, 8:10:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Easily the red eye back from Vegas on a Sunday night after spending 13 hours in the airport cause another member of our traveling party booked the first flight out that morning.

17/9/2025, 4:33:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Put the Dodgers in the dirt.

17/9/2025, 4:18:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still running isn’t it?

17/9/2025, 3:21:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Never schedule a Friday morning class. Thursday nights just hit too hard.

17/9/2025, 3:14:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same, but Panera.

17/9/2025, 3:06:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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USC showing up Sunday morning still drunk, hasn’t showered, wishing some fresh out of church would.

17/9/2025, 2:52:20 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hank Hill DGS lookin car

17/9/2025, 2:08:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Apple Watch pics or it didn’t happen Muggsy.

17/9/2025, 2:06:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is friend!!

17/9/2025, 5:22:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look I would’ve given you a ride, you didn’t have to follow me.

17/9/2025, 1:58:42 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gimme an SEC gymnastics program

17/9/2025, 1:48:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rookie numbers within the family.

17/9/2025, 1:17:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He was so excited when I asked him if he wanted to go

17/9/2025, 1:16:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He was in heaven

17/9/2025, 1:11:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s wild

17/9/2025, 1:11:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No riding for us just checked it out

17/9/2025, 1:08:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn, that’s gotta be the leading number.

17/9/2025, 1:02:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The kid was levitating

17/9/2025, 12:55:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Highly recommend meeting phone friends. Met THE @specter177.bsky.social and he absolutely made the kids day.

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17/9/2025, 12:52:14 AM | 47 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’re all entitled to our opinion, I can’t force you to have better ones.

16/9/2025, 10:53:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m not saying you’re wrong Billiam but G & D are boat racing everyone else and the two of them are gonna throw haymakers to the final bell.

16/9/2025, 10:49:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dammit I didn’t look close enough at the center. G gets Portugal, Spain, and Morocco too.

16/9/2025, 10:46:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh shit and I forgot the Caribbean.

16/9/2025, 10:43:47 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those are all good points. But, the southern half of America, Hawaii, Mexico, Central and much of South America though. It’s a tough choice is all I’m saying.

16/9/2025, 10:42:41 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They did a better job with this one. It’s either G or D.

16/9/2025, 10:36:40 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know a Sonoran Dog when I see one, hell yeah.

16/9/2025, 9:52:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Love my country so much I’m legally not allowed to ever leave it”

16/9/2025, 9:50:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you grew up in central/south CA near a middle/high school there’s a great chance you grew up near a historic skate spot

16/9/2025, 9:01:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yup

16/9/2025, 8:38:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view