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@holympus.bsky.social

eatin snax and takin naps

created September 16, 2023

1,158 followers 828 following 2,670 posts

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Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

me too

3/9/2025, 4:41:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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such a sweet lil face

3/9/2025, 3:35:31 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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looking huge and snatched tbqh

3/9/2025, 3:28:10 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the men i recently went to fire island with: m.youtube.com/watch?v=j-K-...

3/9/2025, 2:47:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Carrillo (@iansociologo.bsky.social) reposted

In the aftermath of Emmett Till's lynching, white supremacists called for federal troops to invade and occupy Chicago. "If the federal government intervenes in the interests of law enforcement anywhere, it should start in Chicago, crime capital extraordinary." h/t @larryglickman.bsky.social

3/9/2025, 1:41:04 AM | 984 373 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

hai 🄹

3/9/2025, 1:47:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

meet me there anytime!!

3/9/2025, 1:38:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fun old school gay bar auntcharlieslounge.com

3/9/2025, 1:28:12 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

omg let’s hang in the tl

3/9/2025, 1:25:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€œtamed a continentā€ ie committed a genocide

3/9/2025, 1:25:21 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who wants to go back here

A beach at sunset, with blue and orange hues meeting in the sky
2/9/2025, 11:46:01 PM | 60 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

yooooooo what up

2/9/2025, 11:33:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yo dawg people get convicted of crimes in a court this is called a snuff film of murder

2/9/2025, 11:32:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

the way that i need two hands to count all of my assignments as best man, man of honor, officiant....and yet.........

2/9/2025, 9:38:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Levitan (@davelevitan.bsky.social) reposted

I know, I know, but: The president of the US saying, literally, "we're going in" in reference to sending the military to an American city for no reason beyond terrorizing the local population should be the most immediately impeachable shit imaginable

2/9/2025, 8:57:48 PM | 35721 9651 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

oh no wonder i dont fux w that

2/9/2025, 8:24:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

how has bgb done SO much in her life and yet remains on bsky 24/7 make it make sense. she’s so worldly it’s very erotic

2/9/2025, 7:56:26 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this reminds me i need to do a naughty pic w my new sunglasses

2/9/2025, 7:44:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

wait where is this girl i miss her

2/9/2025, 7:41:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

šŸ˜†

2/9/2025, 6:56:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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me with strep after s****** ONE **** for FIVE seconds

2/9/2025, 6:48:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Punish the Villains (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted

I'm at the White House for the big announcement and we can hear someone in the back room yelling "CLEAR!" Not sure what that's about

2/9/2025, 6:26:25 PM | 3761 345 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

i love reading your pieces but this piece is absolutely horrid. no one is panicked when they correctly argue that openai should not be able to deploy a chatbot that helps a teen complete suicide

2/9/2025, 6:25:39 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

join the f*g revolution

2/9/2025, 6:15:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Punish the Villains (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted

Every poster has a weird guy constantly whispering in his ear "Remember, Bluesky is dying"

2/9/2025, 5:50:18 PM | 755 44 | View on Bluesky | view

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now what is this

Photo of man taking mirror selfie in briefs. ā€œDinners Together over the yearsā€ is overlaid by some Apple bullshit
2/9/2025, 5:44:29 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

if u love words u must read this piece www.nobelprize.org/prizes/liter...

2/9/2025, 5:13:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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im ded

2/9/2025, 5:08:25 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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u cant reconcile these kinds of positions just looking at the text, u have to go to the meta text

2/9/2025, 5:04:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

send me a vn then

2/9/2025, 5:02:24 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

the way that i just bought two tickets having no idea how i will get there or who will go with me...

2/9/2025, 3:10:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

it's as stupid as you would imagine, missing nothing

2/9/2025, 2:54:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

the way that i can envision grindr acquiring Hevy lol

2/9/2025, 2:31:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

leave it to the bottle of A1 to tip you over the edge

2/9/2025, 2:25:42 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

wait whattttttt the fuck lol

2/9/2025, 2:22:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

god is good 😭

1/9/2025, 9:56:10 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social)

Single-handedly bringing this track back

1/9/2025, 9:43:40 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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cute fit

1/9/2025, 9:31:08 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the way that this would look supremely better on your butt

1/9/2025, 9:05:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobby Kogan (@bbkogan.bsky.social) reposted

Enormous impoundment-related changes in Trump/Vought's Circular A-11 update from Friday, which is OMB's guidance to agencies They: -removed the definition of impoundment -said GAO's impoundment determinations don't matter -claimed pocket rescission authority -claimed profound deferral authority 🧵

1/9/2025, 4:07:01 PM | 537 256 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seth Trueger (@mdaware.org) reposted

1/9/2025, 1:17:50 PM | 19 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Auschwitz Memorial (@auschwitzmemorial.bsky.social) reposted

1 September 1942 | A Spanish man, JoaquĆ­n Corteillo, perished in #Auschwitz. He was a farmer born in Valencia in January 1910. A republican engaged in fighting against the nationalists. He was deported from a prison in Bremen & registered in Auschwitz on 18 July 1942 (no. 18186). He was 32.

A mugshot registration photograph from Auschwitz. A man with a shaved head wearing a striped uniform photographed in three positions (profile and front with bare head and a photo with a slightly turned head with a hat on). The prisoner number is visible on a marking board on the left.
1/9/2025, 1:01:16 PM | 418 98 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

j’accuse!!

1/9/2025, 12:44:07 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

i didn't ask about the substance of your argument. but reading the post it doesn't seem like the info is misleading at all. creators are unable to opt out of in-app payments that will give apple control over the user-payment relationship in exactly the way the diagram shows

1/9/2025, 3:42:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

why are you trying to create 30 shitty false equivalences instead of addressing the substance of the argument against partnering with substack

1/9/2025, 3:32:43 AM | 30 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

literally what does this mean…..

1/9/2025, 3:26:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

cute little hexagonal pair..like 100 after the discount so crazy

1/9/2025, 3:19:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

the human body is capable of such important feats (not this)

1/9/2025, 2:34:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social)

just drunkenly bought maui jims and ray bans at an insane discount im truly winning this weekend

1/9/2025, 2:23:31 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it was twelveeee bb

1/9/2025, 2:22:49 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

Victoria is so right for this

1/9/2025, 2:18:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

wowwww a man i was having dinner with once made me guess how many full sized grapes he could stuff into his foreskin

1/9/2025, 2:18:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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omgggg that smileeeeee

1/9/2025, 1:55:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

right and i feel like the energy of LinkedIn could make for some really good posts of people showing cawk

1/9/2025, 1:52:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

ok if we could make this reality it would be sooooo good

1/9/2025, 1:46:07 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

im taking over @bostongayboy.bsky.social’s brand from now on

1/9/2025, 1:29:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Scallops, trumpet risotto, caviar 🄹

Scallops and risotto on a plate
1/9/2025, 1:27:56 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

i need to hear about your bi-scapades

1/9/2025, 1:14:56 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

oh we loveeeee a smart man

1/9/2025, 1:11:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the diet of the indefatigable

1/9/2025, 12:50:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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im totally unsure

1/9/2025, 12:27:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m reading rejection by Tony T it’s crazy but good

1/9/2025, 12:15:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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believe me I’ve thought about it!

1/9/2025, 12:12:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hot man 1: ā€œi could just take all my clothes off to get in because im white..ā€ sir you musttttt stop

1/9/2025, 12:09:31 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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listening to two unfortunately hot str8 men theorize about why all the f*gs are wearing white to a white party

1/9/2025, 12:07:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

ugh how do i stop aging

1/9/2025, 12:01:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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text me bb

31/8/2025, 11:39:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hi come to my new apartment soon pls

31/8/2025, 11:31:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*39

31/8/2025, 11:30:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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she’s forty and flirty!!!

31/8/2025, 11:30:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am world ranked in this game somehow it’s one of my many talents

A row of skeeball machines
31/8/2025, 11:25:49 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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babe idk the year at baseline

31/8/2025, 10:49:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*gay man idt str8 men do this to this extent

31/8/2025, 10:23:17 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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old man wakes up from nap and takes mirror selfies instead of getting dressed…revolutionary

Man taking mirror selfie in blue underwear
31/8/2025, 10:10:44 PM | 117 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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idt it means anything!! ur fine

31/8/2025, 8:50:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol what makes you say texting differently

31/8/2025, 6:45:28 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i can’t remember? lol

31/8/2025, 5:59:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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wow now i need a voice reveal so bad

31/8/2025, 5:57:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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nowwwww why am i dizzzzyyyyy

31/8/2025, 5:40:00 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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omg islandsssss

31/8/2025, 5:37:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is my monthly reminder that the Nazis murdered children first

31/8/2025, 4:59:23 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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searching my hidden folder…

31/8/2025, 4:27:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yes we should be giving those people punches in the mouth not money

31/8/2025, 3:27:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thats not dramatic thats v real

31/8/2025, 2:39:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sry but u are snatched in any light

31/8/2025, 2:24:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yes i knew this before u posted it

31/8/2025, 2:16:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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peak eroticism

31/8/2025, 2:11:23 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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there’s a lot of us open left!!

31/8/2025, 1:59:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yes!!!

31/8/2025, 1:59:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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im going to need documentary evidence of this…

31/8/2025, 1:58:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The way that I’ve done this in the hospital…….

31/8/2025, 1:49:13 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I got distracted by dessert but let’s kiss

31/8/2025, 1:43:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh shit I thought I followed u first

31/8/2025, 1:43:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow cuteeeeee smiles

31/8/2025, 1:37:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it’s seriously the best dish ive eaten in 2025…..

31/8/2025, 1:26:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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wait sorry im drunk lol

31/8/2025, 1:21:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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can u show me the equations

31/8/2025, 1:19:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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damn ive always been anxious about this crazy that it’s true

31/8/2025, 1:16:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture šŸ’‰Josh Rubin, MD 🩺 (@drsandman11.medsky.social) reposted

Dearest Martha, The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover. Yours in glaze,

National guard troops lounging outside a Krispy Kreme
27/8/2025, 3:14:51 PM | 12049 3184 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *eph (@holympus.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok this fucking flank steak changed my life I can die now

Flank steak, Gaia rub, fennel fondue, baby carrots, chimichurri
31/8/2025, 1:02:47 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view