Found this one at a retro shop for $1 because it was missing the second disc.
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Found this one at a retro shop for $1 because it was missing the second disc.
“Trump 2028” and the guy is falling apart like Alec Baldwin and Geena Davis in “Beetlejuice”.
I ended up selling them all because the Andre had an eye missing and fuck Jimmy Snuka lol.
Tooby McGooby and his best friend Germs Frankie
Republicans: We are major fucking scumbags and psychotic freaks who want you and your kids to work yourselves to death so the billionaires that pay us can buy another mega yacht that they can launch a spacecraft off of. Democrats: Same but you should be allowed to paint a rainbow on a crosswalk.
Nazis culture warring themselves into becoming Orthodox Jews would be the funniest possible outcome.
Just got my YouTube Music Summer Recap and yeah that’s accurate.
Had an eventful day at the thrift today.
They’re calling it the Eve Fartlow Collection
“What’s the deal with the Glengarry leads?” “They’re for closers only.” “I get that they’re for closers only.” “I don’t think you do.”
Glengarry Glenn Ross but Jerry Seinfeld does the Alec Baldwin speech.
Broke: Protesting a far-right speaker on a college campus. Woke: Beating a far-right speaker’s ass in the parking lot so he runs to his car and drives off into the sun covered in blood and piss.
Call it the Donut Hole.
This is a real human being apparently.
Update on the continued infantilization of boomer and Gen X males on Facebook: They’re now doing soyface lip syncing videos of play by play announcers.
I think she would have remembered that. Is it true that you actually got covered in cement at the end of “The Flintstones” and they had to chisel you out Agent Cooper?
Are you still stuck in the red room?
“Forget a liberal Joe Rogan, we need a liberal Trump!”
If this is what libs call “saving our democracy”, democracy is doomed.
My solution to the trolley problem is to find out who keeps tying random people to the train tracks and then tie them to the train tracks with five other people (the curse has chosen me as its next host).
I’ve been on the internet entirely too long because for a second there I thought AT&T was doing commercials for a goon cave.
@hombredefiesta.bsky.social War has taken so much from me: my beloved father, our home, and the work I built over the years. If you’re able to help or spread the word, I would be deeply grateful. Every act of kindness counts.
Oh look, Republicans are turning on Reagan because he wasn’t racist enough. That’s a good sign, right? Right?
The comments on this video are basically just Gen Z’ers looking in the mirror and turning into Homer Simpson.
And none of that stuff was happening, it was just a small intimate afternoon brunch with a few friends and a bottle of Rosé.
Oh he definitely went to a Diddy Party.
Rock bands downgrades: The Jesus and Mary Brooch
“Feeling judged for caring about Israel?” “Caring about what aspect of Israel?” “Oh you know, the one that isn’t happening but even if it was it’s okay because God said we could.”
That thing on his hand got all over the money!
🎵Hijab inspired secular accessorization🎵 🎵All the “leftist” hate for it as actually very blatant🎵 🎵They don’t like my nondenominational head decorations🎵 🎵Hijab inspired secular accessorization🎵
So if I’m to understand correctly, @bsky.app thinks genies are real?
Have you considered that maybe the people calling you a Nazi that should have been aborted may have a valid point considering your first sentence?
Apparently he also played Tex in “Cars” and “Cars 3” so if you were in elementary school between 2006 and 2017 I’m sorry for your loss.
Jesus, how many elephants and disabled people did he kill?
More like James Deadson amirite?
Yeah but this time with Hunter at the helm.
The Democrats selling point for 2028 is they’re going to pass legislation to get back at least one right everyone has lost during the Trump administration every ten years until we’re back to 2008 levels by 2058.
I don’t know if I want my home smelling like a New York City sewer, even if it is the part of the sewer that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles live in.
Seems like that should have been the impetus to codify Roe v Wade while Democrats had the ability to do so.
Andrew Cuomo immediately after this meme was posted:
This is why you don’t fall asleep at a Cenobite’s house.
Wow, who could have imagined that alienating your base in order to get more donations from rich people who hate you would backfire so spectacularly?
Imagine being this proud about not getting the joke.
We party hard here.
Your terms are acceptable
Trans rights are, in fact, human rights. Pass it on 💙💖🤍💖💙
My girlfriend and I went to Mt. Princeton Hot Springs in Colorado Springs earlier in April and it was a lot of fun.
This also serves as my rider in case anyone wants me to show up on their podcast.
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: weed, Mario Kart (any version), gravity bong, pizza, $500 ($100 in small bills the rest in hundreds), a chocolate lava cake, at least one Criterion Collection Blu-Ray, a Super Mario or Macho Man Randy Savage action figure and a bag of white fudge Flipz.
There is nothing more American than sliders and monetized films of car accidents.
They’re solemnly bowing because they didn’t know they were chill like that.
The fuck is this ice cream truck I just encountered?
Raided my dad’s pin collection for my girlfriend’s jacket and found this beauty.
Also the guy who posted this shows up throughout the video every few seconds and he looks like the kid from Zombies Ate My Neighbors went through a pretty bad divorce.
Real Jesus Footage?
Yeah, can’t imagine why the tourism industry in the state where they built the first modern American concentration camp is floundering.
Conservatives Stop Thinking About Genitals Challenge: IMPOSSIBLE EDITION
Make a band food: Wu-Goo Gai Pan Clan
They had to render him in AI because Dean Cain today looks like an overcooked sausage that was radicalized by the right wing.
That genre of guy needs to be dealt with once and for all.
Stop deleting Palestinian accounts you fucking fucks!
Guys like this need to be lured into a rocket ship and hurtled into the sun.
Did that book also mention how the Nazis formed a coalition with the centrist party in order to rob the Communists of any governing power?
The final scene in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective is dumb as well as transphobic because weird tuck job or no weird tuck job I would be absolutely thrilled to pull mid-90’s Sean Young, even if she was just using me to kidnap a dolphin.
Dude over here making t-shirts to let everyone know he’s wrong lmfao.
Guess he went to visit JK Rowling’s house
This is an example of the Deep State we have been up against:
Twilight Zone Alien: Hey, don’t you think it’s a bad idea that we’re just leaving a book lying around that tells all the Earthlings our evil plan to eat them? Other Twilight Zone Alien watching a Kick Streamer get arrested for yelling slurs at a Korean police officer: Nah, we good.
Facebook now has accounts solely committed to conservatives getting angry at bangers. They finally reached 2020 Twitter.
Groomer grooms kids onstage
Despite all the horrors, it is kinda funny that conservatives are ushering in fascism in America because they keep getting beaten up by teenagers.
My favorite genre of wrestling mark is right now “guy who doesn’t realize that Virgil has been dead for over a year now”.
They’re polluting the air and stealing our water to make Lady Rainicorn a blonde teenage white girl.
Who do you think is the first to go during the Trump regime’s Night of the Long Knives? My money’s on Vance because of all that cozying up he did to the tech industry fascists.
Just once this year it’d be nice for an @adamtots.bsky.social comic to not come true.
Oh cool, so the ocean is finally declaring war on us.
I imagine he’s only doing this so he can get a CNN or MSNBC gig when he eventually flames out in the primaries (assuming there are primaries).
His political career should have been over when his campaign authorized these kinds of videos.
The Simpsons are now owned by the House of Mouse so yeah.
Apparently unrecognized masturbation addiction looks like a Flanders-heavy episode of the Simpsons
UPDATE: I knew articles like this were coming but that doesn’t make it any less funny.
You’re going to be really upset about the follow up article.
Sal The Human 