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I’m just trying to get a window seat on the way to hell
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Basic Pig LLC
I have a package coming from Asheville via usps Used to take three days to get to me Now it’s 9 days
Someone tell the cruise lines to cancel all those alcohol drink packages
I can’t believe I’m old enough that 22 sounds young
got a text from a random number was a girl who’s friend is dating my rapist and she searched his name and I found my contact info from the court site happy birthday to me 😇
Bitch do you know how fucking mad I was when I was watching Lemonade and SHE GOT BACK WITH HIM
went to dinner with my husband and the manager went to seat us she was my manager from a job when I was 21 we had such a big hug and she gave us free champs!
I meant to type chit chat and accidentally typed TikTok
cracked the window open and there’s an actual cool breeze the first relief from summer hell
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my baby would wake up with a fever and vomiting on his birthday
Yall like Gavin Newsom now? I haven’t been tuned in but some AI photos aren’t about to make me forget the ways he’s dropped the ball bitch
yes ma’amsir
You can’t hate or be ashamed of “slave food” without then feeling the same way about Soul Food. You can’t get Soul Food without “slave food”
My son and his friends are reading that and they’re so obsessed He said I need to read it next
loser bitch
I'm so old I remember when video game console prices came DOWN the longer the console was out
I laughed out loud
Haha he’s has 8 teeth 😅
Cute! I love that
we’re taking the baby on a tiny world food tour for his first birthday we’re doing elote cups, onigiri bites, mac and cheese cups, mini caprese skewers, macarons if you have any other ideas, let me know
this the last thing we need
that spark was never worth the scar
the baby has been snatching food off of our plates my husband and I can’t do shit but drop our jaws and accept that we got Deboed
10/10 advertising
it’s wild what people do when they think you won’t remember
one year ago, I didn’t even know who Pete Hegseth was sigh
anecdotes are not data but I continue to believe that the drop in activity in bsky is not dt people abandoning the platform to return to twitter or whatever, but rather people withdrawing from social media to protect their mental health as the barrage of terrible grows more terrible by the day
Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.
I'm kind of shocked that none of the ice guys have passed out or gone cyanotic from lack of oxygen in those masks
Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.
We wrapped it up 😅
The worst feeling is getting to your bed late and seeing no sheets AND no duvet!
omg this man arrived late to clean my car and I have to be somewhere at 2 and he’s taking his sweet time wrapping up 😭
my Shipt driver texted me and said that Liquid Death must have changed the packaging but he got the water I wanted I ordered sparkling and he bought still water They changed the packaging? Did you read the packaging?! sigh
My feed is just Sean Duffy and Sean Puffy Combs so you’ll excuse me for thinking these two have morphed into a composite sketch of a man who became famous on MTV in the 90s, and who is now asking to be let out of prison so he can put a nuclear reactor on the moon.
Yall I’ve lost ten pounds since I stopped eating personal pizzas and drinking NA beer every day who would’ve thought?!
Thank you so much Hugs to you too I’m actually doing well but I am processing and thinking about some past things that caused pain so I guess I’m skeeting through it
And in her eyes you see nothing No sign of love behind the tears Cried for no one A love that should have lasted years
After two drinks, he’s a loser After three drinks, he’s a star
He entered like a man. He exits like a metaphor.
I have real tears right now
I hate the hold that yacht rock has on me It’s just so catchy and makes you want to dance
“I would’ve helped you heal.” And he laughed in her face. And then cried when she was gone.
She is the fan club president of his delusion. You were the woman who asked: “Do you even like yourself?”
Exactly
“I could love you anyway.” And he said: “No. That’s too much.”
Hahahaha Nah like hella big teeth and lots of fangs
this isn’t gonna make any sense but the people I know who are from Michigan all have really similar teeth
aw there’s a character in the latest Stephen King book who is dealing with long covid
popcorn is just an excuse to eat butter
Absolutely not lol
3 inches of rain in one hour and 3+ expected in the next hour living on the coast gets worse every year lol
the baby was playing with my phone as I daydreamed for ten seconds and managed to call my estranged mother who I haven’t spoken to in years I hung up so fast
I’m so happy Paula Deen is closing her restaurants here The Lady & Sons gives Golden Corral hopefully legitimate good restaurants take over the buildings
Self-aware people recognize that their feelings are valid but that their responses may not be.
A reminder to pick your near-ripe tomatoes before a torrential downpour to avoid having them split.
let people enjoy things
I’m so dumb I literally sat here watching to see where on the workers bodies they were gonna draw the guns on and wondering how they did it so quickly
Ms. Rachel forever
Seems to me the thread running through all of American history is we could've avoided a lot of problems by being harsher on evil sooner
My friend just said her manager pooped herself at work, but then another coworker gave her a jacket to cover the wet poop stain. Then they went over her presentation in an empty meeting room. Yall know what she was!
tell me why the couple who pmo is a nurse and a cop lmao
it is just jaw dropping to me that half of the population is so hell bent on “not being wrong” that they live in delululand for real I’m realizing how many people are just fucking delusional
That’s a yikes from me dawg.
the mean girl to nurse pipeline is REAL
WATCH: “In video captured by the Tennessee Holler…” On @msnbc, @eriellereshef plays our video of @brotherjones.bsky.social getting banned from @GovBillLee’s Teslas-only tunnel announcement — even though it was a state event, in his own district.
the latest Stephen King book feels like I’m reading a Chuck Palahniuk book
my internal screaming is about to turn external
so many people get defensive and angry and that lens destroys everything around them
"heat warning ended, air quality warning beginning" you know we used to be able to go outside during the summer
have you gone outside lately? it sucks
not nba youngboy coming up in my Stephen King novel
my husband bought a pack of 10 coffee pods for $10, they were on sale from $16 lol
Oh my God working in child welfare is the most frustrating experience of my life (not the kids. never the kids)
Noooo we got separate systems
Ahhh that hadn’t even occurred to me
we ended up getting our washer and dryer from Costco for a great deal I didn’t need my washer to have an app or “AI” but I guess what’s where we are in laundry technology
yall gotta stop touching animals you don’t know
BITCH! DICK CHENEY IS STILL ALIVE?!
tehehehe
trying to watch The Hunting Wives it’s an aggressively Caucasian experience
Kamala lost because she was a black woman. Full stop. A white man could have had all the exact same positions and he would have won.
if republicans take the Georgia senate and governor seats, I’m going to cry Lord, please don’t let my state let me down
Paging the passenger who forgot literally their entire tray of items at security, your labubu is looking at us weird plz come get it immediately. Thank you.
ITS HIPAA
Traveler. I’ve been sticking to hotels for the past few years
Nothing bad, just curious. The fees are nuts.
one is too many a thousand is never enough
I miss doing aerial silks so much
hopefully this lawsuit runs through all of Candace’s little coin
I had a bunch of trials I wanted to watch but all of the defendants are pleading out Which I guess is better Justice is more important than our entertainment and horror
spam calls have been out of control the past couple of months
are people still using Airbnb?
we’re getting a new washer and dryer delivered today which the whole family is stoked about cause the old one shook and sounded like mag 8 earthquake in the laundry room and it scared my kids lol
it feels like my son’s best friend’s mom and I communicate exclusively in exclamation marks
I have to go for runs before 8 AM if I want to get out before it hits 80° but it’s always 95%+ humidity that early and it feels like running with a hot, wet blanket
Side effect of ‘don’t talk about politics’ etiquette is that only the TV and now the internet give political context to irl interactions
there's an actual genre of analysis that acknowledges that for generations people used to buy and sell other humans, aided by a comprehensive system of apartheid that continued for generations later, but nevertheless blames the resurgence of open bigotry on a decade or so of cringe Tumblr posts
Stop telling white folks to rest in power Christ we can’t have shit