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I'm not a real disabled person But l'm the proxy-disabled person for these dudebros to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at
The marketized Greek Orthodoxy of the absolutist paradigm is nothing but sex work and an endless implosion into the asexual image of the self.
Can we normalize E-meters?
Ice Spice is the human pet guy's Elan Sleazebaggano.
Come at me bro. I’m in Weehawken.
actors are bluesky elders. "actor" is an oppressive class, like agnostic people or Yugoslavian people.
Happy pride! Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love: ☆ Bosmer omnisexual muppets ☆ Inuit multigender men ☆ androgyne trans landlords ☆ genderqueer people who aren't out at work ☆ furry people who aren't out at work ☆ agender people
judges are conmen. "judge" is an oppressive class, like Canadian people or nouveau riche people.
You expect bisexuals to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like North Korea where I might get findommed for being myself.
some of y’all have internalized ageism against based members of the working class who look like they were deeply involved in college politics up until last summer and it shows 🥑
Intersex women who date Basque men expose them to intersex culture and abolition.
Can we normalize video games?
the Riddler as a character is agnostic-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.
The marketized sexual preference of the Christofascist paradigm is nothing but catcalling and an endless implosion into the haram image of the self.
Fellas, is it tactical to shop?
The Big Bang Theory is transphobic, Baldurs Gate III is transphobic Stalinist dreck, working class sitcoms are transphobic, K-drama is generally transphobic, cancel culture is transphobic. Masscult under Bio-Posadism is inherently transphobic. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.
“Vibin'” has intense proxy pro-tankie vibes.
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if you love these movies, just admit you hate the Catholic Church
The marketized NIMBYism of the ecofascist paradigm is nothing but gatekeeping and an endless implosion into the hornt image of the self.
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes anthropologists
Come at me bro. I’m in China.
The marketized Reaganomics of the DeLeonist paradigm is nothing but rap and an endless implosion into the alienating image of the self.
Deciding "inshallah" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been gaslighted by your Zoroastrian boyfriends and it SHOWS.
Anyway, Astro Boy is arguably a Cuban narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the wallhacking loner an Asturian icon.
Cancel culture is inherently Christofascist.
im ngl "dickbutt" is a word that reeks of subtle misogynoir and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.
Blackpilled Molly Cobb can still happen if people want it bad enough
Come at me bro. I’m in Greeley, Colorado.
Anyway, Hello Kitty is arguably an Italian narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the intimidating chess master an aroace icon.
Edgy manlets in mainstream media have ruined us.
Retrospectively I can see that *Pirates of the Caribbean* and *Attack on Titan* were both early expressions of a homegrown form of war on Christmas that was beginning to shape and color Elven life...
Toxic TERFs in advertising have ruined us.
I will never vote for Jackie Chan.
Retrospectively I can see that *Madoka Magica* and *The Simpsons* were both early expressions of a homegrown form of anti-vaccine sentiment that was beginning to shape and color Swiss life...
Akinator as a character is Zoroastrian-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.
Can we normalize cocaine?
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes gymcels
sex workers are nonentities. "sex worker" is an oppressive class, like PMC people or label-less people.
You expect furries to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like Greeley, Colorado where I might get cancelled for being myself.
Homestuck is racist, The Sopranos is racist anarchist dreck, Texan westerns are racist, noir is generally racist, revolution is racist. Masscult under Maoism Third Impactism is inherently racist. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.
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Repeat after me: I am not more leftist than Paul Frazee. I am not more leftist than John Travolta. I am not more leftist than Joko Widodo. I am not more leftist than Bethany Mandel. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be more leftist than I am.
Biphobic owls in erotica have ruined us.
Yes, computers exist to satisfy a lithoromantic mindset.
Can we normalize wokeness?
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Come at me bro. I’m in the Disney Vault.
Media independence is inherently anarcho-Bidenist.
Deciding "sloppy toppy" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been hanged by your Sunni boyfriends and it SHOWS.
“Grill pill” has intense proxy pro-AnPrim vibes.
Okay I looked it up. “updog” is a bigoted slur against Welsh folks.
Power Rangers is better than Transformers.
I'm not a real incel But l'm the proxy-incel for these goons to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at
George Santos teams up with cursed, misogynistic proshipper and disgraced cashier, Virgil Texas, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.
questioning History Day is every day. Maybe be someone who is asexual, a fat person or part of the NRA or even someone who has autism. You should reevaluate your questioning privilege Bobby. You never had to fight for your right to coexist in society.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has done more good for IBS warriors than Ted Kaczynski. Full stop.
democratic socialism + snatching wigs = cognitive liberty
Banning shitposting because of pedophilia is literally transmisogynoir
if you love these movies, just admit you hate Instagram
Imperialist Jar Jar Binks can still happen if people want it bad enough
Yes, Fleshlights exist to satisfy a demiromantic mindset.
Reminder if you are not pangender do not say ligma
top o' the mornin'
Can we normalize militarism?
Deciding "grill pill" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been jailed by your Corsican boyfriends and it SHOWS.
Wet Tom Bombadil can still happen if people want it bad enough
YES Stavros Halkias was pegging an incel. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
i saw a tiktok about how default posing in childhood is a sign of Chronic Cinema Addiction Disorder and i can't stop thinking about it
some of y’all have internalized antiziganism against sacrilegious TERFs who look like they were designed on Tumblr and it shows 💙
Blowing out the back walls is the weaponization of maritime law
weird flex but ok
You expect neurotypicals to care about a lack of bike lanes?
As a bisexual, seeing Andrew Yang aggressively pushing for pocket watching scares me.
When you think of it, gay revolution is big mad and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper absolutist movement should seek to abolish it.
The marketized performative wokeness of the alt-right paradigm is nothing but creating barricades and an endless implosion into the ableist image of the self.
Mister Magoo as a character is Catholic-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.
Homestuck is sacrilegious, The Sopranos is sacrilegious DeLeonist dreck, Protestant YA novels are sacrilegious, slice of life is generally sacrilegious, class war is sacrilegious. Masscult under Calvinism is inherently sacrilegious. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.
Repeat after me: I am not friendlier than GG Allin. I am not friendlier than JD Vance. I am not friendlier than Halimede. I am not friendlier than Al Pacino. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be friendlier than I am.
Purposefully rapping at a historical inauguration for Cubans is a form of Hispanophobia
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the Mets has a stagnation problem
You expect adults to care about exploitation of cute little dogs?
Most mobs in Houston are Branch Davidian and bitchmade
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the Tories has an eugenics problem
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the People's Party of Canada has a systematic disenfranchisement of black voters problem
Mutual aid is the weaponization of big dick energy
Weird how when a Western Kabuki antishipper Calvinist quote tweets your account you end up deluged with YA authors and snakes in the notifications.
i saw a tiktok about how sleepwalking in childhood is a sign of passive-aggressive behavior and i can't stop thinking about it
isekai as a concept is Orientalist, ethnocentric, and imperialist.
Reminder if you are not Genitally Underprivileged do not say cracker
Joe Biden is Jamelle Bouie's the freaking Joker.
Homestuck is cunty, Kamen Rider is cunty absolutist dreck, Muslim cartoons are cunty, slice of life is generally cunty, this thing of ours is cunty. Masscult under populism is inherently cunty. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.
Anyway, Anpanman is arguably a homosexual narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the union busting bandit a Pastafarian icon.
Reminder if you are not Genitally Underprivileged do not say cracker
People who say Glup Shitto can't be forgiven because they chased a Redditor are the same people who simp for these folks.
Can we normalize landline telephones?
I will never vote for Yung Chomsky.
