The Pentagon appointing 600 military lawyers to serve as immigration judges has a real "Volksgerichtshof and Sondergerichte" feel to it.
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The Pentagon appointing 600 military lawyers to serve as immigration judges has a real "Volksgerichtshof and Sondergerichte" feel to it.
An officer briefly became the face of Trumpās brutality mandate in DC after popping up in various videos like federal Forrest Gump. @jsweetli.bsky.social and I investigated and found heās a 26-year-old former Eagle Scout named Patrick OāHanlon who says he was just doing his job. Our report:
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Is this a threat?
Cream cheese frosting is birthday queso
I hope you get finger blasted in the back of the theater
Not enough to not radicalize me š
As of today I am officially a UFCW Union member āš». I am also working todayš¤·š»āāļø. #LaborDay
It's official. The books that I wrote arrived. I am an author y'all. I AM AN AUTHOR. A childhood dream I never thought could happen is happening!!!!!! š„¹ In 15 days, #TheDoubleTax is coming to a doorstep, bookstore, and library near you. Please pre-order by 9/16: annagifty.com! #booksky #blacksky
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Wait. Is he dead?
At the very least itās fun to think of this as a sort of tailgate party before the big event
Weāve all been working hard despite everything so here is a little weekend flash sale: www.erikarier.com/shop
It is almost time for me to commune wordlessly with the neighborās cat, my temporary ward. We wander the moors together,, of our minds
If you are wondering what the list does look like in regards to the conditions and risk factors.
Just a heads up. I was able to schedule my COVID vaccine appointment. Online it will ask ādo you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus.ā Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment. No questions asked. No proof required. Pass it on.
A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
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What was once a routine journey back to school for the roughly 80,000 international students on Massachusetts campuses now feels laden with risk thanks to the Trump administration's shifting regulations.
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Hahaa!
If youāve been largely abstaining from political news and commentary (as I have), here is a must-read. Iāve been waiting for someone I trust to sum up everything in this moment, and Garrett Graff has done it well. If you *have* been reading a lot about politics, then by all means, read this, too.
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ME: if a dog gets loose you call a dogcatcher so if a cat gets loose you should call a catdogcher 911: umm okay
Thanks buddy
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I need the atlantic ocean but itās too far away and doesnāt remember me anyway
My new thing is going to work in my normal clothes and coming home in my pajamas
Took some time off to reorganize my mental illnesses.
*hitting my vape pen while looking for my vape pen*
FOR OBVIOUS REASONS, PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU ARE UP TO DATE ON YOUR VACCINATIONS NOW.
Yes!
Aww, thank you! Love you!
Donāt have much to say. The world is in very bad shape. People are trying their best (or not) and for 39-42 hrs a week Iām elbows deep in lasagna, baked chickens and Tofu Eggless Salad. Love, Toz
Seagull says āHi. yoU hAvE fReNCh FrY?ā
I debated writing this. It can feel tempting, upon encountering yet another instance of this administrationās racism, to let it be. How many ways can you say the same thing over and over again? And yet we have to write it down, if for nothing else, so those who come after us know we were against it.
A girl I babysat years ago recently graduated from medical school, and I keep reminding myself not to call her Baby Sophia. Sheās Dr. Baby Sophia now
thursday afternoon vibe check
Just a reminder. Hat tip to @bornmiserable.bsky.social for the excellent shirt.
subway is the radio shack of food
[half listening] omg that's crazy, your honor
*while literally diverting water from communities to power ai data centers* they need it more than humans or someone out there wonāt be able to make a bugs bunny with three penises
since I've paid my max out of pocket for health care this year i have 4 months to start skateboarding again and break as many bones as i want
She could be if you want it to be
Haha! Same forehead (fivehead)
I have a framed picture of my wife & kids on my office desk so all my coworkers know I fuck.
Youāll never guess who came to visit yesterday. (Wrong answers only)
She was unforgettable, like the jingle in a commercial for a drug that can kill you in several ghastly ways.
one cool thing about having dogs is, every morning when you wake up: there are dogs
*waking up and looking around* well shit
The Girl with the Hamburger Helper Tattoo
the whole house is against me and this tyranny shall not stand (i want to walk to the store to fetch ice creams and they say we have enough ice creams already)
I've got a pretty bad case of banana backpack š (I put a banana in my backpack and now it smells like banana in my backpack)
LETāS DO THIS! SMALL DONATIONS ADD UP! šŖš» donorbox.org/mmfs-barn
Watching German Shopping cart archery can be very satisfying.
just realized the cybertruck reminds me of a lutheran church
*after yet another depressing dystopian news story* Well, back to me and my problems
rick a dick dick
I got kicked out of the basic bitches club for not liking pumpkin spice.
oh no i'm wearing a helmet seventeen guns and surrounded by thirty pounds of kevlar and someone threw a turkey sandwich at me i'm gonna have ptsd
This is a Bezos disinformation smear campaign. Costco never sold it due to low demand and they continue to sell other reproductive health products such as Plan B
One for the money. Two for the show. Three *takes off pants*
You ever see a guy in a really loud muscle car peel out of a light , and think āWow! What a cool guy!ā ? Yeah, me neither.
bringing a common rock from the parking lot into work and telling my boss it looks like him
Please tell your mom Iām sorry for yelling āwe got ourselves a hoedown!ā when she tripped.
What gif pops up when you type in your name? Itās also todayās mood.
Accidentally adding ārandosā to group chats is beginning to look like a feature of this administration. Iām not complaining. Keep it up, you jackbooted nazi fuckheads.
These psychopath motherfuckers need to be discouraged more. Much more.
Hahaa! I didnāt even notice! Yes, itās a def improvement on my original intention š
Good morning to everyone except my uncle Mike who abruptly stopped sending me a hundred bucks on my birthday because apparently only kids need money like whatever dude have a nice life with your bags of money
If we ever do find aliens, I hope it's a potato based life form.
Things that sound sexy but are absolutely not: Dowagerās Hump
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I think about Sally a lot. Hope she got outta there
[seagull screech]
āThis is building character,ā I say to myself, as I continue to drive around in my 17 year old Corolla with a peeling pain job.
Coming over to borrow a cup of skeets.
Skippy has been my Ride or Die all summer long. Say hi to Skippy #blessedbybird
Oh gawd Kellyās š
Gave āem something to do for a couple hours at least
It *is* something š
Haha! He was such a great blanket to all who knew him.
YES!
It was a real jellyfish murder scene though RIP
Yep. The Soft Blanket Boys outta Southie
I arrived at Revere Beach to find the police fishing a dead body out of the water. It turned out to be a rolled up blanket. I thought I had a real scoop for @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social cc: @reelquinn.bsky.social
lightning bolts are shooting out of my mood ring is that good
I made a custom #TozziToys Sister Hong playset as a surprise for a dear friend who recently became obsessed lol
MY BULLY (age 9): Here he comes, the guy with the worst comebacks on the planet. ME: Shut it Trevor. Your momās an amazing swimmer.
Attn: @mcsweeneys.net
the only drawback of eating a turkey leg on my porch is the renaissance fair that always pops up in my front yard.
I meanš¤·š»āāļøā¦. xoxo
Hey, itās the āPiano Manā! Yeah, from the bar! He has a song on the radio now! (listening) Hold up. What the fuck??
I'm old enough to remember when we threw milkshakes at our enemies