mattie lubchansky (@mattielubchansky.com) reposted
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He/They Ace night shift nerd who browses bluesky instead of working because my boss either won't or cannot physically stop me
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view profile on Bluesky HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
I am happy that I didn't spend time googling this, but still disappointed that Kissinger doesn't have an annoying old guy to piss him off in hell.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
Which is ironic, because he would likely deliver at least one prime sub.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
I hate that I understand this reference, because now I will undoubtedly open the game again
Based Sonic the Hedgehog (@sonic.bsky.social) reposted
i didn't read that article how do i get paid to post that cory booker inspires me and amy klobuchar throwing a stapler is good actually
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
Please don't, I need more shirts with ACAB messaging to wear at mandatory monthly company meetings. They schedule these on my day off so I wear these as protest and also because they are sick as fuck.
LeftwardSwing 🏳️⚧️ 🌈 🏳️🌈 ♿ (@leftwardswing.bsky.social) reposted
What America needs is a massive investment in poor & working class people & their communities. Right now this country invests in the wealthy when it needs to invest it's own foundation. Build longer tables not higher walls. #PoorPeoplesCampaign
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
This is quite literally how Hitler got power.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
"I am the smartest liberal, just because we haven't even had a primary yet doesn't mean we shouldn't just immediately throw our support to the used car salesman that smiles like the main character from Who's Lila and thinks homeless and trans people should be biofuel."
Paul F. Tompkins (@pftompkins.bsky.social) reposted
Yes. But before we get to the primary process we should be thinking about who we don’t want to *end up* with. The way you end up with someone rather than choose is having “mean posts” stick in peoples minds and not “hates homeless people, doesn’t care about trans people”
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
lol that rules
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
I've never met or hung out with you online, so I cannot tell. But, based on what interactions we have had, I'd say you give off a comedy nerd vibe, but not one of the bad ones.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
Explains all the piss
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
"Gimme your car, but don't you DARE get out of it. I'm gonna sit on your lap as I drive, you're gonna push the pedals for me you stupid cuck."
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
He's asking him to either fight him or feed him of course
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
fucking hell, guess im getting HG for a while it at all
LEFT COAST RIGHT WATCH (@lcrw.bsky.social) reposted
Hey everyone, My old friend Josh from my magic the gathering circles needed lung surgery last month and is currently suffering through a COVID infection. He & his partner are having a rough go and desperately need some help. Please share & donate if you can
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
Few?
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
It's pronounced "pedant."
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
If my landlord sees me on my way out of my apartment and says "Good Morning," I am checking my phone to make sure I didn't oversleep into the afternoon.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
That is genuinely baffling, especially about a landlord.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
That's good because it's perfect hahahaha
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn, this is fucking embarrassing for you.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
the fuck? it absolutely is about replacing it with something else. It's about replacing it with a flat system without hierarchies. If you just want a system of everyone for themselves, that's just capitalism again.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
The number of times my mail guy keeps trying this line...
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like the reverse of this smbc comic www.smbc-comics.com?id=3195
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
That was indeed a wild scene in Superman
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
This me but for ttrpgs and gunpla
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
it's fine, just wasn't expecting one of your skeets to make my back hurt
Jessie Gender (@jessiegender.bsky.social) reposted
Man, as a California resident, I wish I got a scavenger hunt. Instead I get shitty AI memes, transphobia, right wing podcast guests, hating the homeless and the making of things less democratic for Californians because the fascists in Texas did it first… I really love it here.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social)
My unfinished quests continue to grow
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
Gonna post balls on your feed before Saturday i stg
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
This is why you don't let Norman Reedus have a funky fetus
jeremy kaplowitz (@jeremykaplowitz.com) reposted
hi "leaving you" i'm dad haha
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
I bet you can SEE the box as I type this too lmao
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
You're really gonna make me post my own build in lieu of the Barbatos aren't ya. Gonna have to clean my desk on my weekend.
Haymarket Books (@haymarketbooks.org) reposted
“Protest beyond the law is not a departure from democracy; it is absolutely essential to it.” Howard Zinn was born August 24, 1922 in Brooklyn
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
Misunderstood the tone of conversation, my bad.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
It has been this way since the civil rights act passed in the 50s, probably even earlier. Republicans tend to vote in lock step to get their single issue projects passed, like overturning Roe v Wade.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
Alright, my bad then. I misunderstood your premise. Yeah, the left do have more red lines than the right. That's basically by design, as the GOP's entire political project has been to dismantle reconstruction era policies and end the extremely mild social safety nets we do have in place.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
Those people in this instance being the people harmed by Dem decisions.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
Why are you obfuscating instead of answering? I am decidedly uninterested in what GOP voters vote for, as I am against them. Dems are supposedly the oppositional party to them, but continue to do things that harm their base and chances of beating right wingers. Why should those people vote for them?
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reposted
@governor.ca.gov ywnbapotus
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
somebody got to do it
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
To put it another way, why would anyone currently being thrown under the bus by Dem politicians vote for a Dem if the result includes them being harmed either way?
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
Not you specifically. Dem leadership. AFAIK you aren't on the DNC chair board. If Dems continue to sacrifice the rights of their voters they will continue to lose.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
You cannot be this ignorant about who Musk is.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
Which rights should any person be okay with giving up to "avoid trump again?"
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
Right, but you aren't telling Americans to get on board with Newsom 3 years in advance like this guy is, AFAICT.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
No. If they select someone who sucks shit from a corporate asshole and doesn't care if I live or die, I will keep calling them bad.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
bsky.app/profile/howd...
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, they are Canadian so they don't really care.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
That's rich as fuck coming from someone telling us to prematurely vote for someone actively harmful to us.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
Buddy, I got my shit together. I'm not online telling people to vote for a guy who can't get his smile to reach his eyes to save his own life because he MIGHT end up as the dem nominee in 3 years.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
Farquaad ass personality on some of you canucks
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, why won't those American people just lay down and die for me, a Canadian?
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn, I wonder why nobody wants to listen to your advice considering voting for people to jeep their family safe. Jesus Christ.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn that's crazy that we are somehow back to right fucking here because you refuse to read. bsky.app/profile/howd...
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
How many of your family members are you willing to sacrifice to get a lib in power in Canada?
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
it SHOULD be the conversation you actual doorknob. He is not the nominee. He doesn't HAVE to be the nominee.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
This doesn't answer any of my questions.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
This much is obvious. Caring would require you to learn what these issues even are.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
Why are you so bent out of shape over a hypothetical? Why are you demanding us to "get on board" before there even is a nominee? Why is it bad that we want someone less shitty than someone who hates trans and homeless people with a (D) next to their name on a new chiron?
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
Libs and their "opposition" of fascism.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
Who is the nominee right now?
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, but have you played the anime horse girl game
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine living in Canada and brow beating the leftists demanding dem leadership to pull their heads out of their asses instead of brow beating dem leadership. Like come the fuck on
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
It's downright pathetic that Dems are being outflanked on this. Drives me nuts.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
Canadians telling Americans how to vote again as if they know or care about this.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
If this is a way of saying "then enjoy republicans winning again," then I want you to understand what you are saying. If the opposition to fascism is willing to give up on human rights, fascists win by default. Either Dems learn to stand up for something, or they lose perpetually.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
Opposition parties without morals are no different from the right. If Neesom is the candidate, the right has already won.
Sheryl Weikal, still wishing ill on JK Rowling (@leftistlawyer.com) reposted
There are a dozen Democrats I can think of off the top of my head who are way better on their worst day than Gavin Newsom but no, we can't say we want that YEARS BEFORE EVEN THE PRIMARY because evidently saying we don't want Trump lite is somehow supporting Trump classic.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
None of that will fix the underlying issues in our society that allowed fascism to flourish to the point where things are now. Dems definitely have a leadership problem and Newsom will just be another corporate hack who acts as a ratchet against leftist policies. We can do substantially better.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
And he is still a bad choice. He has no beliefs, just a desire for power and a willingness to do anything to get it. If he does become the candidate, and wins he will just be a younger version of Biden who might make a pithy tweet every now and then. 1/2
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell yeah, this legit just made my day brighter
Sheryl Weikal, still wishing ill on JK Rowling (@leftistlawyer.com) reposted
A landlord turned off Tenant Client's family's heat upon learning Client was an immigrant. Landlord hired three different law firms to argue this was legal, then fired each one after they couldn't get our case dismissed. This week, landlord settled for enough that Client will buy a house.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't consider human rights to be up for debate. Either dems find a better candidate if they want my vote, or they get me staying the fuck home again.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's perfectly clear here. Nobody is demanding perfection. They are simply demanding better. It is unconscionable to put Newsom up as the candidate when he is already willing to cave on trans rights and actively hostile to anyone being homeless during a time when prices are skyrocketing.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social)
This is who you think is going to beat trump? For fucks sake, open your goddamn eyes.
IllCaesar (@illcaesar.bsky.social) reposted
Gavin Newsom suggesting that 25 years of age is too young to transition and agreeing to right-wing entryism of concern trolling about trans people in sports. This is your opposition leader? I will never vote for Gavin Newsom anyone who thinks trans people are actual humans will follow suit.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
Like honestly, how do you have this take and not feel disgusted with yourself?
grimm ☀️ (@mugrimm.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
"What if your candidate came off as ontologically evil AND incompetent?"
grimm ☀️ (@mugrimm.bsky.social) reposted
Newsome is legitimately swinging further to the right than most of the GOP at this point, I absolutely do not get what is attractive about him to literally anyone, even before examining that the rest of the nation will hate him for being Californian.
Erin Reed (@erininthemorning.com) reposted
Gavin Newsom is anti-trans and I will never, ever vote for him.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
Then go mask off and join the gop I guess, I am not going to demand people to vote for a soulless ghoul who thinks debating whether or not trans people or homeless people get to exist is acceptable. I am sure as fuck not going to coddle the people who get buttmad when I refuse to vote for newsom.
The Cola Corporation (@cola.baby) reposted
You have to be a pragmatist. You have to grow up. You can’t always get what you want. You have to compromise. You can’t throw a tantrum at the ballot box. 👆Person who invokes the term “Bernie Bros” in 2025 and will support Cuomo over Mamdani out of pure spite.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
imagine being this wrong about what words mean
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
sounds like you dont talk to a lot of communists. You should change that, lots of cool ones on here.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
its always some pest named Randy isnt it
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
Fascists.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
literally just doing this, god libs are annoying and stupid
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
Obviously not, that would involve an extra high jump or a flintlock and a horse.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
So, batman
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
You think the guy with a tower in NYC that eats pizza with a knife and fork thinks ketchup on everything is a sin? Nah man, no way he feels shame about that.
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
*tipping my bucket hat* m'lord
HowDoIPunch (@howdoipunch.bsky.social) reply parent
legit, i need to hear this