#StarPower
Former journalist. Current lawyer. “We must, indeed, all hang together or, most assuredly, we shall all hang separately.”
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Not one picked the Eagles to even reach the Super Bowl? Good Lord. This isn't expert opinion. This is the "tryna be wild" crew. Short memories, people. Short memories.
I doubt this juxtaposition conveyed the message she intended:
If Hegseth had sent them encrypted on Signal, we'd already have them. In any case, some son-of-a-bitch somewhere has already ripped out every word that my even rhymes with "Trump."
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I'd ask "whaaaa?", but I don't want to know.
Geez, I'm down toward the end of my draft and need a TE. I wonder what the experts think about Elijah Arroyo. Let's do a quick Google search:
Happy Labor Day to the union workers who built America’s middle class.
You pronounced “Jacksonville” wrong.
Good ideas. Frankly, you pretty much described my past stance with gun owners I know-- an olive branch, so they could still strap. But you know what? Fuck 'em. No guns. None. If the children can't take care of their toys, let's take them away. This, of course, this is a pipe dream. #horror
Congratulations Trump, NRA and GOP: more notches on your fucking gun stocks.
Burn down democracy, fine, let's go. But burn a piece of cloth? Off with their heads!
@jaketrowbridge.bsky.social, this you? Sorry. And best wishes.
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You are correct on everything but your conclusion.
I think people should absolutely respect anything you write when you include "be tee dubs." Kudos.
But if you can't see the difference between someone like Harris (who may be at least conscious of the suffering and open to pressure) and Trump (who is immune to morality, and will laugh while he kills and sells baby bones for his own profit), I don't know what to tell you. Obviously, I guess. (2/2)
Look, I'll write this once for all of you who don't fully get it, despite your best intentions. YES! Harris is/was part of a US-led generations-long crime against humanity, causing the pain and suffering of hunfdreds of thousands of Palestinians (including some of my in-laws, BTW). 1/2
Mmmm... education? Common sense? Something like that, I think.
This is so incredibly right on the money. I have a video of pro-Palestinian people outside a pre-election Kamala rally in Philly banging drums and trying to stop the vote. All they were doing was killing Palestinian babies. I almost hope they never realize what they've done. Would be crippling.
C'mon now. The Queen was decrepit. Trump, though deranged and evil and unable to walk down stairs, has made some kind of deal with the Devil. But if it helps...
Don't mean to cause trouble. but it looks like your electronic devices have assembled around the TV to await further instructions for their takeover. I'm not saying that's definitely what's happening, or that it's time to panic, but please just be.... vigilant.
Typo?
And what does that tell the 8 who showed up? Exactly.
I've seen enough. Isaac TeSlaa is the best player in the NFL.
Good point.
When they draw your blood, I guess they primarily use red crayons? Oh, shit, I need the season to start.
I believe I speak for everyone when I demand to know what the trade was. Unless of course, it includes contracts and math and stuff, in which case, please keep it to yourself. Thank you.
Man, that's a weird song. But happy birthday, I guess? Just wait until you're reeeeallly old. But don't rush to get here.
Really? I don't know...
Yeah, I think people have this reversed. If/when some redacted portion of the files is released, I think it will become clear that the files are actually a distraction for a planned authoritarian and illegal takeover of the country.
You're clearly a Trump-bot. Bye.
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I get you, but I think the risk of losing votes in the face of an existential threat to the country, our healthcare, social security, respect for everyone, etc, outweighs the risk of old school Dems not finally seeing the light. How about we get them in office *then* beat the shit out of them?
Fine. No doubt. Fuck them. Until election day (assuming there ever is another), right? Then we fucking RUSH TO THE POLLS, taking sick aunts and neighbors and anyone who can sign a voting form, to vote straight Dem, yes? Otherwise, you're voting for rape and racism. Glad we're on the same page.
Yeah, and if Ed and Marilyn have been married for 12 years, how come Casey looks 13-ish? If they had to rush into this whole thing, no wonder Ed smokes so much.
Keep those Nazis on air, CNN, right up until the end, when they roll their tanks through your studio. FFS. Your place in history is assured. And it's not good.
Who you callin' fokl?!?
Hey, I had the Andy Griffith Show on before this. So, yeah. You’d better win me some leagues, bitches!
Haha. Welp, nobody's perfect!
Heeeere we go again, people. Rule of thumb: if your post will make Trump happy when someone reads it to him, best not to hit that "Post" icon.
I'm sure you're right about the odds of an anti-MAGA item being published, but he's providing no reason for his neighbors to vote any differently than they always have. And that is, against their own interests. I hope, for his own sake, he's actually voting against MAGA. You think he is?
And there goes their right to complain... dipshits.
"Grip expert."
Thank you. Glad I didn't have to read more than one comment to find the only reasonable take. "Both sides." FFS. One side is trying to kill you so they can put up more gilded trash in the Totally White House. The other is trying to save your family. Spread the word. Not the bullshit.
I suspect it’s something orange-flavored.
Rule of thumb: if your post will make Trump happy when someone reads it to him, best not to hit "Send." Also, it's spelled "Mormon." Duh.
You're going to sober up and understand what an ass you're making of yourself. And we'll still take you back. But do it quickly, OK?
Awesome. FFS. How's that orange ejaculate taste? Is it orange-y?
"How bad slavery was" is worse. Much worse. Much worse than you think, much worse than you're taught, much worse than museums depict. Worse.
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Yeah man what kind of dumb country takes on a nation ten times its size to assert its independence?
Saving for use at your trial:
Thank you. This has been so frustrating. We need to stand strong against MAGA. THERE ARE NO OTHER DOMESTIC ENEMIES RIGHT NOW. Some big-time TV-talking Dems are missing this point. Every snide comment, no matter how small, is a crack in the wall and the rodents will find their way in.
So who's better? BIll or Rodriguez? I missed the game. TIA.
Sure, when they appoint Gerry Mander as the MLB commissioner.
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This guy's copy of the Virgin's Handbook is dog-eared all to Hell.
I expect they just made millions. I am looking at flights right now. God bless The Bull!
Semen?
Very cool. Also, Liesl (Charmian Carr, RIP) was my first crush.
1. Are any Browns QBs worth drafting right now in a redraft league? 2. Should we be wary of Jordan Love after that tendon surgery, even if it's on his non-throwing hand? 3. Is D'Andre Swift really going to be the guy in CHI? Does Kyle Monangai have any value? What about Kylie Minogue?
OMG. Was there any news today? Good lord!
I have long suspected that Chris Cuomo is just... dumb. I suspect former co-workers have some stories.
*6.2% of your paycheck goes into social security. *An additional 6.2% is paid into social security by your employer on your behalf. *12.4% of every dollar you've ever earned has been paid into social security. ‼️ It is YOUR MONEY.
Never has a prediction been easier. Or more accurate.
Amen, brother.
Yeah, especially Stallone. Here in Philly, people (including many foreign visitors-- don't tell ICE) line the f*ck up to pay homage to the Rocky statue, most not knowing that the inspiration is a die-hard Trumper and citywide embarrassment.
These tough guys who can’t walk down a street are a sad lot.
Cracka, pleaz
Thanks for writing that so I didn't have to.
Pssst... the Epstein file thing (we'll never see them) is playing right into the hands of the bad folks who are hoping everyone looks the other way while they announce martial law and cancel the midterms. If only this were a cartoon.
I guess if anonymous dipshits are pretending to be you, you've kinda made it. Kudos. 🏆
Slightly diminish a band: 8 and a Half Inch Nails
I would say this guy always thinks the story is about him, but I don't want to state the obvious. Dang it, there I went.
That's an opportunity for a teaching moment. "Honey", you say, while waiting for the light to change, "the president is a bad, bad man and everyone is trying to get away from him, lest they get raped, robbed or murdered." Easy-peasy.
We'll know they're the same guy if Ben drafts this fantasy football team: QB: Rodgers (obviously) RB: C. McCaffrey RB: C. Skattebo WR: L. McConkey WR: C. Kupp WR: A. Thielen TE: P. Freiermuth (obvious stack)
OMG. "Less", not "good." Which is what I am right now, I guess: "Not good." Anyhow, yeah, nice job.
I would expect that, at a minimum, Love's shotgun % will double for the first month of the season. Maybe it won't matter. We'll see.
Tremendous job. My fave part was when you used "fewer" rather than "good", but I'm like that. Awesome show!
You're not *at all* worried about Love's (non-throwing) hand surgery? That's at least a bump in the tarmac, no?
OMG. Hellscape!
She is in grave danger. Because she still carries the message. There's a decent chance they pardon her, then defenestrate her, using the pardon as an alibi. "What?!? We have nothing against her! Look, we pardoned her. I guess she just couldn't live with pressure. So you people killed her."
Can't I be crazy *and* have this shit not be normal?
