i wish i could kill god
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The scumbags who forced this sweet child to spend her final hours in agony and terror while using her as bait to kill her rescuers are walking free, allowed to travel the Western world on holiday or to fly in and out of their actual countries without repercussions. I can’t say what I truly want.
if the Biden Irrelevancy had one clear lesson it's that you can't retake democracy from those who would destroy it and then spend years slow-rolling the arrests of those responsible while failing to explicitly change the rules to keep them from power
Ashley et al
My Greek friends will never forgive
face*
this is not the world I grew up in lmao anyway whatever
autocrats are proliferating, just doing whatever the hell they please with zero consequences. Humanity is truly in its flop era
time to go be abnormal
made Aldi pasta so my annual autumnal pasta craving has been satisfied yes I usually go to a vibey romantic Italian place but we were working with what we had here
I like what’s her fave the comptroller of Maryland she should run for a house seat if I run into her dad again this winter I will impress this upon him
me and my tretinoin against the world I don’t even need this stuff it just makes me feel trendy✨
I’m telling rambling stories that means it’s time to watch an hour of extremely distressing short form video content and then drift peacefully off to 7.5 hours of uninterrupted sleep
This is why I raid the closets of old people. And Aunt Claudia gives me so much stuff including tea service fit for an ambassador (which I actually did use for the Turkish ambassador, and she yelled at me for it bc “you know what they did to our people” and it’s like ok it was the 1400s chill Aunt C
This tactic - pressuring corporations financially until they put a regime friendly voice in charge - is exactly how Orbán took over the free press in Hungary
Ah yes when Obama killed two American citizens, one of whom was a minor, on foreign soil via drone strike, intentionally and extrajudicially but don’t worry HE was the good guy 😂I hate everything and everyone
No doubt Hegseth did it while drunk out of his mind and fucking some married woman who isn’t the wife he’s currently married to who he was fucking while they were both married to other people but don’t worry they pray together every morning bc they, like the concept of god, are a mockery of morality
Seems that way. They said they know, so why haven't they identified who was on it? Out of respect for their privacy? More likely, they had no clue who or what was on it or where it was headed. All we know is they saw a civilian boat and blew it up and bragged about it. That's just murder.
@schumer.senate.gov knock it the fuck off you crypt keeper
A brilliant young class of diverse lawmakers tried to tell us this throughout Covid but fascists labeled them "the Squad" so Schumer/Pelosi torched our new guard to appease imaginary persuadables & left us captive to madmen
this is actually more than fair
[remembering his predecessor] InshaAllah
I don’t want to harsh anyone’s mellow, but the most common ways authoritarian governments respond when they realize the civilian courts are unwilling to enable them is that they cook up some kind of tribunals to replace the courts, or they just start taking people into the woods and executing them.
"The destruction of Palestine’s seed banks reveals ecocide as a weapon of temporal control — a strategy for extending genocide beyond the present moment into an undeterminable future."
excuse me? EXCUSE ME???
A politician welcoming the feds of any stripe into our cities is the same as welcoming ICE. There is no other way to put it. Very disappointing words to hear in the face of this invasion
Fucking hell
"I have been very clear about what we do want. What we do want is civilian law enforcement assistance. We want to make sure that we have enough FBI, ATF DEA on the ground.” I understand this calculation. It is the wrong calculation. Every one of these agencies is being used for immigration.
lower-court judges are tired of being treated like the help
ICE Is Using Taylor Swift’s Loophole To Hide Deportation Flights www.levernews.com/ice-is-using...
evil people do seem to have really great lives lmao
they all vape tho so I doubt it, we look young enough in comparison (not as young, ofc but like I mean we don’t suffer that much in the comparison)
He will at a very very very old age, comfortably, in his mansion, like Kissinger, because that is what happens to evil people, with a very existent and real God’s full blessing
what really matters is that Dick Cheneys ugly useless heirs are all set for life
jk ice floes on the ocean won’t exist by then we will have rubber inflatable rafts made by Halliburton
THAT was funny they look at you like you’re ancient and it’s like no no you misunderstand I merely learned the phrase from someone ancient you see
I have no problem calling the children of a Nazi Christofascist ugly go be enlightened elsewhere I am not on your level of love and light and hope never to be
gonna make this and then be accused of witchcraft and set adrift on an ice floe by President One Of Mike Johnson’s Ugly Kids probably youtu.be/LOOcT_XOmBw?...
yes it was funny to watch that one change and now gas too “these cheese fries would be so gas with bacon” I was like huh interesting I feel like a little anthropologist when I’m surrounded by young people
Cue @rokhanna.bsky.social sobbing in a corner somewhere about how his wife deserves to trade stocks based on his knowledge, the little weasel
Pelosi already made her tens of millions, so did most of these freaks (remember that blonde dummy from GA who couldn’t put together a sentence but sure bought a lot of pandemic related stock before her ouster?) I have nothing but contempt for the vast majority of our leaders argh
NEW: The plaintiffs challenging the Trump administration's holiday weekend effort to send children to Guatemala have filed their motion for a preliminary injunction in the case, along with many declarations from the children who are involved. It is as horrifying as it appeared over the weekend.
that’s an old people word for being blitzed, on the sauce, lit, as it were
playing that video game about theft while drunk, call that Grand Theft Blotto
was just reminded by a friend of the time I had to write a “stay away from my work and keep our name out of your mouth” letter to the Dersh lmfao
@huma.bsky.social Sorry to message you, but my children are starving and I have nothing to feed them. Food is scarce and prices are unbearable. Please, if you can help, I beg you. Even a small donation can save children’s lives. Details are pinned on my profile.
makes me so mad that so many of us once believed or still believe that things like that Couldn’t Happen Here or whatever and we are still living our daily lives as if they can’t, won’t, aren’t. the delusion is so destabilizing
laughing bc this was literally the work I did (creating whole cloth resettlement plans from the ground up in multiple countries with the public & private money to fund it) for Afghans. you know bc this sort of thing is only needed for non white people from poor or terroristy or violent countries /s
🚨NEW: Declarations filed in the lawsuit against the rushed attempt to deport 600 Guatemalan children reveals the chaotic way the Trump admin carried out the operation. Children were taken out of bed after midnight to be rushed onto planes. One girl "was so scared she vomited."
National Guardsmen now stationed outside our DC building confirmed that the only thing they can do if they witness a crime is call 911. The have no more authority than my office mate to intervene. Despite the handcuffs, they can't make arrests. They are very expensive mall cops.
I love this actually
it’s really unfair that seeing a lot of bad things coming decades prior doesn’t actually do anything to protect you from the bad things 😂 whatever
The funny thing is most of the freaks rich enough to be renting wombs do NOT have what it takes to be even passably good parents. But then you outsource raising them too. Just begs the question, why do they want kids so bad if they don’t want to birth, clean, play with, or raise them lol
See that’s what I really want for me lol I want to believe I just don’t but if I had an experience with tons of specifics that I hadn’t shared widely yeah I’d be convinced 😂 and if I couldn’t debunk it
In the aftermath of Emmett Till's lynching, white supremacists called for federal troops to invade and occupy Chicago. "If the federal government intervenes in the interests of law enforcement anywhere, it should start in Chicago, crime capital extraordinary." h/t @larryglickman.bsky.social
Looking forward to no one being willing to return an indictment.
Not at all to minimize the horrificness of bombing the boat but also thinking about how this follows over a century of colonialism and conquest in Central and South America by the US and its agents. it builds and builds.
It turns out the answer to “why is Mayor Bowser doing this” is “because she wants to.”
More than likely eleven innocent civilians in legitimate transit somewhere were murdered with the Western press immediately broadcasting the U.S. slur about "gangs" and "drugs" to legitimate a straight out war crime.
Yes!
I walked less than 1,000 steps today (for good and understandable reasons) and STILL managed to walk through a few lazy strands of a spiders web
It’s really nice IMO and it’s on sale for $7 the next few days bc the sequel is coming out soon
I repaired so many pots before I found the damn book 😂😂
I wish psychic abilities were real!!!! I want to know when I die 🥰 so I can plan accordingly. I’ve wanted this since I was a child I imagined I would put it on a calendar in red and then live my life with peace 🙂
Ahhh missed this sorry lol but yes you found it!
Yes!!! I’m so sorry I should’ve mentioned it; I didn’t mean to make you be a Google detective lol 😅
There’s a great bakery in DC where I’d always get a mango crème cruffin and I still think about that
Ohhhhh I had a total sugar crash I bet that’s why I was obsessed with it - I had bread today but zero fast carbs like sugar lol Sometimes I get wonky if I don’t have anything that’s a faster carb til the evening but I’m better now after those 4 bites 😂
Yah it was one of those four bites and put it away situations lol
Like I’m not getting one again but my curiosity has been satisfied that I’m not missing anything and can go back to my once weekly treats from my local bakery like my glazed crème brûlée cruffin-donut thing
Correct. I don’t mind it bc part of me wanted something disgustingly sweet and a bit undercooked but yeah
I got one and it’s terrible ♥️
Been thinking a lot about Fort Sheridan, north of Chicago. It was built on land donated by Chicago's wealthy elite to have a nearby army base so troops would be around to break strikes and respond to labor unrest. Sheridan Road existed in large part to transport troops to Chicago's south side.
It doesn’t. We have been happily funding the mass murder of innocent Palestinian civilians for two years. Reporters at major news outlets laundered it.
Waymo driverless cars are basically rolling surveillance fwiw. There's a reason people in LA burned a bunch of them in June.
I’m obviously talking about Crumbl I’ve never had one bc I heard they were terrible
should I get an overpriced cookie that might be terrible
see I think it’s funny
agree, your kids all dying or being disabled is better. You’re so smart!
Editorial board losers giving off cuck energy as usual remember to pull your lips over your teeth boys
Stop letting these brain dead MAGA losers write editorials challenge (the Trib will never win)
My child is older than ICE. My grandma is older than Israeli apartheid. Both these stains are still removable.
I don’t believe in it and I can rattle off all the biases that fool us into thinking it’s real, but I also really enjoy hearing stories of people going to psychics and the readings being true lololol (Yes I know it’s nonsense)
Illinois Gov. Pritzker ahead of Trump National Guard deployment: "To Chicagoans... Look out for your communities and your neighbours. Know your rights. Film things that you see happening... Authoritarians thrive on your silence. Be loud for America."
The tech industry is the only place where hiring 3 people to plagiarize an essay for 1 college kid is considered “innovation”
Anyway when the Trump administration tells you they are concerned about antisemitism, just remember they haven’t told federal agencies that scheduling major events on Jewish High Holy Days is off limits but they do want to deport brown people who oppose genocide You can do the math
It's more than a *messaging* failure that a significant percentage of the country didn't know that tariffs are a tax on the consumer [almost always]. It's a complete lack of political education AND of the public's curiosity.
remember when the MSM was actively cheering on a ground invasion of Gaza after Oct 7, 2023? and here they are cheering on a ground invasion of Chicago. It’s almost like Palestine was a blueprint all these past decades for occupation, police power, surveillance, gutting of resources…NAH
The MSM is actively cheering an invasion of Chicago.
Vaxxed?
it would be so funny to announce that you’re dead
I’m glad we decided to do this every weekend like it’ll happen eventually we might as well scrounge up some happiness after each work week
that’s fair but I’m also not willing to be miserable lmao
however vinegary these salt and vinegar chips are I promise it’s not enough. I want enough vinegar to repel all of your worthless gods. I want each of my taste buds split open like it was the Red Sea. enough with this weakness and Thomas Foolery.
god I love hating men and hating god incredible decisions ♥️
Duh. If you haven’t moved to paper and pen what are you doing.
I hope Jeff Bezos gets all of the worst diseases in his penis forever ♥️ incurable ofc
Wow if only anyone had cared when this tech was being pioneered on innocent Palestinians anyway no one did and now it’s here to target Americans including the Whites good luck
when they stop being funded by billionaires
Obviously. South Park said it takes 23 years for something horrible to be funny and we are past that lets gooooo