Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
A little cryptid/ufology action to kick off my spooky season reading. The Mothman Prophecies by John A. Keel.
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A little cryptid/ufology action to kick off my spooky season reading. The Mothman Prophecies by John A. Keel.
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I just finished The Fort Bragg Cartel: Drug Trafficking and Murder in the Special Forces by Seth Harp. Stunning, brutal investigative journalism. I can't recommend this one highly enough.
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Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
"Get to the airport 2 hours early" is Big Water Bottle propaganda
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They're set in the world of Vampire the Masquerade, the larger World of Darkness. Pretty neat. I haven't read them but was really into the ttrpg as a tween.
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
I appreciate that Star Trek Strange New Worlds commits to still doing the fun episodes that get lost in the streaming era of television. I do still wish we were getting like twice as many every season of course but.
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Cracking boy a cold open with my ones
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Dino Drac's July Funpack is finally here! Grab yourself a wicked box of vintage collectibles and not-vintage bubble gum: dinosaurdracula.com/blog/july-funpack-2025/
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
Thomas Pynchon writing an influencer named Lincoln DaBaio
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On one hand, Hulk Hogan was a huge part of wrestling history. On the other, he was a bad wrestler who helped the Antichrist destroy my favorite blog because of a sex tape where he talks about diarrhea and drops the N-word. A complicated legacy.
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The voice of Ozzy Osbourne was unlike anything before it. John Darnielle of @themountaingoats.bsky.social reflects on the loss of the singular frontman
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This week, I’m hosting The Daily Show Tuesday through Thursday. It’s my first time hosting anything on TV. Ever. I’ve spent years writing behind the scenes, learning from truly great and talented people. Now, for three nights, I get to sit at the desk and do it myself.
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
I'm faxing in dozens of FOIA requests to the CIA and the Air Force about Dr. Benton Quest
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
Love when Letterboxd says you can buy a movie on Amazon but it means that you can buy a $100 OOP DVD
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
Been watching the Mariners Astros game but I refuse to listen to the Astros broadcast so I am also listening to a podcast.
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
Literally every other post on tumblr now is about House MD
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Patterson–Gimlin Bigfoot film 4K HD Stabilized 10-Hour Loop
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Now rewatching the Star Trek Strange New Worlds season 2 finale (Hegemony) ahead of starting the new season tonight (Hegemony, Part 2)
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
Kind of a dick move by the Fox broadcast to spend every single Diamondbacks at bat during the MLB All Star Game talking about how they should trade these guys.
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I'd just like to point out how weird it is that places with hundreds or even thousands of reporters — the NYT, WaPo, CBS, NBC, AP, etc. — are all getting pummeled on every major story by the dozen computerboys at Wired. To fumble the bag this consistently is, at some point, cowardice and a choice.
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Seems like Jazz Chisholm Jr. was not a very good choice for the Home Run Derby lmao
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
Your pagh is weak and it disgusts me
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
I think I'm going to rewatch Strange New Worlds ahead of the premiere...
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These were some of my favorites when I was a kid. They were so satisfying to hold.
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
This Texas Rangers/AEW World Series fanny pack I got at #AEWAllinTexas is of the more Nathan objects in the world
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
This is called a Relief Pitcher. Very good. Ordered this and then Adam Cole came out and was very sad. Not so good. #AEWALLINTEXAS
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
They have a Topps baseball cards vending machine at Globe Life Field. Also I got brisket nachos on top of my Dr. Pepper. #AEWAllInTexas #TexasRangers
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Getting unlimited free personal pan pizzas from the Pizza Hut BOOK IT! Program by using ChatGPT to read 400 kid's books a day
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
Very funny that X-Files uses the Young Cigarette Smoking Man actor as Jeffrey Spender but also plays it as a twist that CSM is his dad.
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
Trekkies: If you see this post your first experience with Star Trek.
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
I should be allowed to have a raygun
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Quitting my job to go dig holes in the desert for no reason
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Notably, I have tried and given up on Gravity's Rainbow.
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On the paranoiac side, in the TCOL49 I found myself fascinated by what seem like allusions to espionage and state secrets that wouldn't come to light for quite a while? What appear to be like blatant references to MK ultra experimentation in a novel from 1966?
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I was floored by this one. The only other one I've read is Inherent Vice as well. Its rewards extremely close reading (used a wiki after each chapter) and there's a dual mode of meaning behind the narrative that mimics the experience of the protagonist decoding either an incredible truth or nothing?
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
The Crying of Lot 49 by Thomas Pynchon was my 24th book of the year.
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Jurassic Park Crunch (1997-1997): A promotional item for the JP sequel, "The Lost World," this cereal featured sweet corn and oat cereal pieces, shaped like dino footprints and bones, along with dinosaur-shaped marshmallows. Some boxes contained a "roaring" audio chip, signaling a prize
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
Celebrating the Fourth like my forefathers by listening to Pete Seeger and reading about Iran-Contra
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Process my meat in an unsafe manner you science nerds
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
I broke into your house and stole all your bread ties
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
Side hustle making counterfeit girl scout cookies
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I have seen a couple, when I was living in my childhood home as a teenager. I would see them walking up and down the staircase. I believe it was like three or four times over a couple years. Very striking and far darker than a normal shadow.
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My mother was in a car accident as a teenager caused by all of the passengers seeing an impossibly dark shadow person/hatman in the middle of a country road in the middle of the afternoon. The driver swerved to avoid a person who was definitely not there and the car flipped. Everyone was okay though
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
Experience bij
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RIP Jim Shooter. A complicated legacy, but one filled with a tall, tall stack of good stories.
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
"Travel" is a bad answer when somebody asks you what you like to do. Yeah, I love vacations too. What do you do on a Wednesday afternoon after work? That's what people are asking.
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
Spock is like "Yeah, I think Romulans are related to Vulcans because the first one we've seen in a century looks exactly like my dad."
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
I was at my friend's house and we were watching The Simpsons on Disney+ and he clicked Skip Intro so I shot him in the stomach with my handgun
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
Checking out the Second Sight 4K of The Nice Guys. Imported this what feels like ages ago. Worth the wait. What a beautiful box. It has a nice hardcover book and a set of art cards as well.
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
Fire and explosions in late 80s/early 90s cartoons are high art
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Still don't care for the zombie runner in extra innings
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Hm, wonder if there's something in the air? I've been listening to this one quite a bit this last week too!
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
Don't you wonder sometimes, about sound and vision?
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(an entire season of Lower Decks)
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
Doctor said I have to watch two discs of this star trek boxset tonight
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Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
You get a primary challenger! You get a primary challenger! You get a primary challenger! Everybody gets a primary challenger!
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
Obviously the episode of The X-Files that Stephen King wrote is set in Maine. Chinga is the only episode of The X-Files set in Maine.
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
Because of my lucrative government contracts, I can give Havana Syndrome to people who are rude to me at the grocery store
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
Mounted the pelvis sculpture that I made in my anthropology class last year.
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the lesson of this isn't that tucker carlson is actually good but that you should ask these people basic factual questions instead of bullshit about politics
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know this: there are people I respect & do not follow. there are people I follow & do not respect. it`s up to fate—i make no apologies of it
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
Guy logging into Goodreads to rate The Cat in the Hat
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
Got this new vape that lets me see through time. Started off cool but now it only shows me these cone shaped invertebrates that had an advanced civilization hundreds of millions of years ago. They're boring as hell.
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
My toxic trait is stopping a book at the like 60% mark and forgetting to finish it because I started reading something else that stole all my attention.
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
This sick ass gargoyle nobody else can see is giving me really cool information about how to restructure society
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Thank you so much! It has been a pretty nice day so far. :D
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
Dock Ellis did throw a no-hitter while high on LSD in 1970 🤔
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
Happy Father's Day, everybody! I got some pretty great goodies today.
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
Respectfully, we are well past this point. Spend your energy humanizing the people this polite old lady wants to see deported without due process. We're in a constitutional crisis and we are concerned whether people are being nice enough to fascism's cheerleaders.
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It's really obvious in a lot of ways but the differences between eras is really stark. I would agree X-Files is just generally better but also a lot of modern television in general kind of stretches things out while simultaneously having way fewer episodes. Interesting shifts idk
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
Every season of modern horror tv could be a single episode of The X-Files Many of them literally are
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I did mark out a little when that popped up lol
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Pretty much. Pretttttty much.
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
Hey! We noticed you followed the instructions for Simple Task. Would you mind actually doing 5x as much work for no reason? Go ahead and do that today.
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Using the full force of the United States Justice Department to change the name of a drink at a coffee shop on behalf of a foreign government is exactly the type of thing I think about when I go to the ballot box to vote for small government
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
Grindage! Grindage, Eli! Drained dry, you boy! Here. If you have a juice, and I have a juice... And I have a straw. There it is, it's a straw, you see? Watch it. Now my straw reaches across the room and starts to wheeze your juice. I... Wheeze... Your... Juice... I wheeze it up!
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
It's so funny Jodie Foster did an X-Files where she's the voice in someone's head telling them to kill people
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
Doctor said I have to watch my Star Trek Lower Decks complete series blu-ray boxset again
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
"Diverted" Seized in international waters. Crew kidnapped.
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
Practicing tensing my skin so suddenly it kills mosquitoes
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
They should quit then
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
This is extremely pathetic and everyone involved should be ashamed.
Nathan (@humanstein.bsky.social)
Omg
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For no reason, here’s Henry Ford receiving the Grand Cross of the German Eagle, the highest Nazi honor for non-Germans. Officially awarded for 'humanitarian ideals,' it was actually for his outspoken antisemitism, his role in spreading Nazi propaganda, and his business ties with the regime.
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Sometimes you have to do what has to be done (drive 2.5 hours to long john silvers)