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Hunter Samuels

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I write about baseball and parenting and sometimes other things at https://swingingbunts.substack.com/

created July 31, 2023

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What in the world was that AB

12/9/2025, 1:44:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CAGS

12/9/2025, 12:04:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vinnie: vidi vici

11/9/2025, 11:29:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#HEYHEYHEYHEY

11/9/2025, 1:15:32 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Picked a heck of a day to stay off social media for a while huh

11/9/2025, 1:09:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another book on a polar expedition, another 5⭐ rating from me. I really enjoyed the writing in this one, absolutely gripping at times.

Julian Sancton's book madhouse at the end of the earth
9/9/2025, 2:40:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This didn't matter so it's more of a fun* fact: The Royals had 9 batted balls above 97mph and they went 0-9 on them. *Your definition of fun may vary

9/9/2025, 1:23:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Make it 0-4 on four hard hit balls with an xBA above .500. It is the third inning.

8/9/2025, 11:18:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Royals have three hard hit balls with an xBA above .500. They are 0-3 on them.

8/9/2025, 11:14:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/9/2025, 12:17:42 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jensen makes it two phenomenal PAs from rookies this inning

7/9/2025, 9:07:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cags you beautiful man what a PA

7/9/2025, 8:56:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Luinder Avila with the Good Stuff.

7/9/2025, 8:46:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Losing this one makes a 4-3 road trip, at minimum, pretty much required.

7/9/2025, 8:41:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not sure Vinnie actually saw any of those pitches.

7/9/2025, 8:36:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Garcia with the angry batflip after that walk

7/9/2025, 8:34:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know these aren't egregious but come onnnnnnn

Three of the five pitches from Daniel Lynch IV to Matt Wallner were in the strike zone but the umpire disagreed with that objective reality.
7/9/2025, 8:09:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#HEYHEYHEYHEY

7/9/2025, 2:05:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Royals best player isn't even playing tonight.

7/9/2025, 1:21:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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First MLB hits are just the freaking best

7/9/2025, 12:44:00 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cags earned that one

7/9/2025, 12:38:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Royals have to salvage the weekend for half the KC fanbase

6/9/2025, 11:23:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No idea what JD was doing this last drive, bailing clean pockets, not throwing it to the 15th row

6/9/2025, 11:00:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Really rough game from Lance

6/9/2025, 10:54:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not calling a TO before the warning is another mark in the coaching blunder column

6/9/2025, 10:50:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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JD throws another dime and 1 forgets how hands work

6/9/2025, 10:48:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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JD, buddy,,

6/9/2025, 10:17:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Surely this will be a normal quarter of football

6/9/2025, 10:12:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In no universe was that catchable

6/9/2025, 10:01:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You got two points by cheating you're not allowed to say anything

6/9/2025, 9:47:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bad play calling but at least the defense also looks awful

6/9/2025, 9:11:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well that's a stupid way to end a half

6/9/2025, 9:08:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OPI on the ref

6/9/2025, 8:19:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That was such a freaking DIME man

6/9/2025, 8:14:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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JAY DEE SIXXXXX

6/9/2025, 8:09:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Completely pointless review!

6/9/2025, 8:08:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Idk maybe show who recovered the football?

6/9/2025, 8:07:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WAVE IT AGAIN

6/9/2025, 7:57:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WAVE IT

6/9/2025, 7:50:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh so we're in for a weird one huh

6/9/2025, 7:43:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's incredibly toxic! And it should've stayed dead!

6/9/2025, 5:42:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Prayers up for this household today

Orange car with a Mizzou dad license plate holder and Kansas dad window decal
6/9/2025, 2:48:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#HEYHEYHEYHEY

6/9/2025, 2:04:47 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This strike zone has been a disaster all night

6/9/2025, 1:35:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bobby probably had to poop

6/9/2025, 1:25:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maikel a Certified DUDE

6/9/2025, 12:28:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah I'm not getting another subscription for a regular season NFL game

6/9/2025, 12:20:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If the Royals sweep the Twins while facing Pablo Lopez and Joe Ryan I will assume they're going to win the World Series

5/9/2025, 11:30:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#HEYHEYHEYHEY my goodness did they need that

5/9/2025, 1:54:41 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Superstar struggled and nobody picked him up. That's a dreadful loss.

4/9/2025, 2:22:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh hey another hard hit out that's new

4/9/2025, 2:20:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Followed by two terrible PAs from Grichuk and Bobby.

4/9/2025, 2:05:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's a phenomenal PA from Isbel

4/9/2025, 2:02:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Royals are 1-5 on batted balls above 100mph. The jokerfying intensifies

4/9/2025, 1:55:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well this was a bummer of a read. Great book, just sad.

Jon Krakauer's book into the wild
1/9/2025, 1:31:55 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Feels like they need another RH bat to balance things out, but I dig it

31/8/2025, 11:58:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Royals are probably gonna need one or three guys to go supernova down the stretch so I appreciate that they are trying to increase the chances of that happening

31/8/2025, 11:19:49 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lugo's command problem spread to Wacha. Or maybe Wacha is just sleep deprived on account of the new baby

31/8/2025, 7:16:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trying to explain to my kids why the newspaper is making me laugh so much

The Onion newspaper with the headline story breaking: the darkness returns and a large dark cloud in the picture
31/8/2025, 3:40:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#HEYHEYHEYHEY

31/8/2025, 1:51:03 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bobby. Bob. Bob.

31/8/2025, 1:36:13 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The number of factually incorrect things said in the first four innings of this nationally televised game is astounding.

31/8/2025, 12:15:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm sorry does Salvy have corn rows??

30/8/2025, 11:42:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You CANNOT swing 3-0 there, man

30/8/2025, 2:59:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Royals have three outs on batted balls north of 105mph. Tigers have three hits on batted balls under 78mph. I'm going to become the joker

30/8/2025, 1:32:02 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woof

30/8/2025, 1:24:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do not tell lies

30/8/2025, 12:35:36 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There have been six batted balls in this game and that dinger had the lowest exit velo

30/8/2025, 12:33:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Again,

30/8/2025, 12:19:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#HEYHEYHEYHEY

28/8/2025, 2:24:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The biggest difference-makers acquired at the deadline were Mike Yazstrzemski and Adam Frazier. I am not a crackpot

28/8/2025, 1:25:57 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are two types of people in this world: people who love Salvador Perez, and sociopaths.

28/8/2025, 1:14:04 AM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Royals had it all the way, perfectly normal game

27/8/2025, 2:23:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#HEYHEYHEYHEY

27/8/2025, 2:22:49 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Really hoping those two ABs from the top two hitters don't come back to bite them.

27/8/2025, 2:16:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This book was... fine? Fascinating if not all that necessary. Also I was irrationally annoyed that like 75% of the pages had footnotes.

Dan Carlin's book the end is always near
24/8/2025, 11:15:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know it may not end up great for KC but sign me up for a playoff series between these two teams. Fun games with tons of action.

24/8/2025, 8:30:32 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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#HEYHEYHEYHEY

24/8/2025, 8:29:16 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lugo's command is horrendous

24/8/2025, 6:47:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm sorry but you can't say something is "handmade by robots." Words mean things

24/8/2025, 6:25:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 6:21:52 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vinnie is on some kind of heater, man

24/8/2025, 6:17:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The look Adrian Beltre gives Elvis Andrus 😂 (via Rangers)

24/8/2025, 12:51:53 AM | 241 42 | View on Bluesky | view

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JD6 back??

24/8/2025, 12:40:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Royals have the eight hardest hit balls of the game tonight. Four have gone for outs.

24/8/2025, 12:20:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Very delayed makeup call for the Torres walk I guess?

23/8/2025, 11:48:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you wear #4 for KU you are obligated to score touchdowns

23/8/2025, 11:05:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've got a few more on my to read shelf for sure

23/8/2025, 2:30:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Idk how I hadn't read this before, but my goodness it's incredibly written. Harrowing stuff, continuing to confirm I want nothing to do with extreme cold weather adventures.

Jon Krakauer's book into thin air
23/8/2025, 2:21:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't love throwing the white flag by making Falter wear this tbh

23/8/2025, 1:31:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10 balls hit at least 100mph. Seven outs on those.

23/8/2025, 1:26:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also the production on this game is trash.

23/8/2025, 1:23:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just all sorts of dumb luck.

23/8/2025, 1:19:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So the Tigers have supplanted the Guardians as the luckiest team in the division huh

23/8/2025, 1:17:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Royals have put 15 balls in play through three innings and 10 of them have been hard hit.

22/8/2025, 11:53:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bergert's slider is eating the Tigers alive so far. 6 thrown, 5 swings, 4 whiffs.

22/8/2025, 11:38:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What I had a view of from my hotel room this week: Target Field What I did not have a view of from my hotel room this week: any Royals baseball

22/8/2025, 11:01:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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wayfair,, thank u

Email from Wayfair with the subject line TOILET SEATS
19/8/2025, 6:19:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#HEYHEYHEYHEY

17/8/2025, 8:56:35 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#HEYHEYHEYHEY

17/8/2025, 2:06:44 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view