Hunter Samuels (@huntersamuels.bsky.social)
What in the world was that AB
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What in the world was that AB
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CAGS
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Vinnie: vidi vici
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#HEYHEYHEYHEY
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Picked a heck of a day to stay off social media for a while huh
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Another book on a polar expedition, another 5⭐ rating from me. I really enjoyed the writing in this one, absolutely gripping at times.
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This didn't matter so it's more of a fun* fact: The Royals had 9 batted balls above 97mph and they went 0-9 on them. *Your definition of fun may vary
Hunter Samuels (@huntersamuels.bsky.social) reply parent
Make it 0-4 on four hard hit balls with an xBA above .500. It is the third inning.
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Royals have three hard hit balls with an xBA above .500. They are 0-3 on them.
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Jensen makes it two phenomenal PAs from rookies this inning
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Cags you beautiful man what a PA
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Luinder Avila with the Good Stuff.
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Losing this one makes a 4-3 road trip, at minimum, pretty much required.
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Not sure Vinnie actually saw any of those pitches.
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Garcia with the angry batflip after that walk
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#HEYHEYHEYHEY
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The Royals best player isn't even playing tonight.
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First MLB hits are just the freaking best
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Cags earned that one
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Royals have to salvage the weekend for half the KC fanbase
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No idea what JD was doing this last drive, bailing clean pockets, not throwing it to the 15th row
Hunter Samuels (@huntersamuels.bsky.social) reply parent
Really rough game from Lance
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Not calling a TO before the warning is another mark in the coaching blunder column
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JD throws another dime and 1 forgets how hands work
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JD, buddy,,
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Surely this will be a normal quarter of football
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In no universe was that catchable
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You got two points by cheating you're not allowed to say anything
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Bad play calling but at least the defense also looks awful
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Well that's a stupid way to end a half
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OPI on the ref
Hunter Samuels (@huntersamuels.bsky.social) reply parent
That was such a freaking DIME man
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JAY DEE SIXXXXX
Hunter Samuels (@huntersamuels.bsky.social) reply parent
Completely pointless review!
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Idk maybe show who recovered the football?
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WAVE IT AGAIN
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WAVE IT
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Oh so we're in for a weird one huh
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It's incredibly toxic! And it should've stayed dead!
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#HEYHEYHEYHEY
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This strike zone has been a disaster all night
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Bobby probably had to poop
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Maikel a Certified DUDE
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Yeah I'm not getting another subscription for a regular season NFL game
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If the Royals sweep the Twins while facing Pablo Lopez and Joe Ryan I will assume they're going to win the World Series
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#HEYHEYHEYHEY my goodness did they need that
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Superstar struggled and nobody picked him up. That's a dreadful loss.
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Oh hey another hard hit out that's new
Hunter Samuels (@huntersamuels.bsky.social) reply parent
Followed by two terrible PAs from Grichuk and Bobby.
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That's a phenomenal PA from Isbel
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Royals are 1-5 on batted balls above 100mph. The jokerfying intensifies
Hunter Samuels (@huntersamuels.bsky.social) reply parent
Feels like they need another RH bat to balance things out, but I dig it
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The Royals are probably gonna need one or three guys to go supernova down the stretch so I appreciate that they are trying to increase the chances of that happening
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Lugo's command problem spread to Wacha. Or maybe Wacha is just sleep deprived on account of the new baby
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Trying to explain to my kids why the newspaper is making me laugh so much
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#HEYHEYHEYHEY
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Bobby. Bob. Bob.
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The number of factually incorrect things said in the first four innings of this nationally televised game is astounding.
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I'm sorry does Salvy have corn rows??
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You CANNOT swing 3-0 there, man
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Royals have three outs on batted balls north of 105mph. Tigers have three hits on batted balls under 78mph. I'm going to become the joker
Hunter Samuels (@huntersamuels.bsky.social) reply parent
Woof
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I do not tell lies
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There have been six batted balls in this game and that dinger had the lowest exit velo
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Again,
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#HEYHEYHEYHEY
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The biggest difference-makers acquired at the deadline were Mike Yazstrzemski and Adam Frazier. I am not a crackpot
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There are two types of people in this world: people who love Salvador Perez, and sociopaths.
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Royals had it all the way, perfectly normal game
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#HEYHEYHEYHEY
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Really hoping those two ABs from the top two hitters don't come back to bite them.
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This book was... fine? Fascinating if not all that necessary. Also I was irrationally annoyed that like 75% of the pages had footnotes.
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I know it may not end up great for KC but sign me up for a playoff series between these two teams. Fun games with tons of action.
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#HEYHEYHEYHEY
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Lugo's command is horrendous
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I'm sorry but you can't say something is "handmade by robots." Words mean things
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Vinnie is on some kind of heater, man
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The look Adrian Beltre gives Elvis Andrus 😂 (via Rangers)
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JD6 back??
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Royals have the eight hardest hit balls of the game tonight. Four have gone for outs.
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Very delayed makeup call for the Torres walk I guess?
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If you wear #4 for KU you are obligated to score touchdowns
Hunter Samuels (@huntersamuels.bsky.social) reply parent
I've got a few more on my to read shelf for sure
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Idk how I hadn't read this before, but my goodness it's incredibly written. Harrowing stuff, continuing to confirm I want nothing to do with extreme cold weather adventures.
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Don't love throwing the white flag by making Falter wear this tbh
Hunter Samuels (@huntersamuels.bsky.social) reply parent
10 balls hit at least 100mph. Seven outs on those.
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Also the production on this game is trash.
Hunter Samuels (@huntersamuels.bsky.social) reply parent
Just all sorts of dumb luck.
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So the Tigers have supplanted the Guardians as the luckiest team in the division huh
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Royals have put 15 balls in play through three innings and 10 of them have been hard hit.
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Bergert's slider is eating the Tigers alive so far. 6 thrown, 5 swings, 4 whiffs.
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What I had a view of from my hotel room this week: Target Field What I did not have a view of from my hotel room this week: any Royals baseball
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#HEYHEYHEYHEY
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#HEYHEYHEYHEY