They should have done a Fincher whooshy shot instead. There's a pedigree there.
They should have done a Fincher whooshy shot instead. There's a pedigree there.
That Dance Hall Crashers album whips.
Too bad the only way to find the answer to that question is to ask the machine that is equally likely to make up some bullshit as to answer it correctly.
Don't forget that they both gave a bunch of people diarrhea with their bad barbecue.
He's even more rambling than usual today.
It looks like a video game I refused to play fifteen years ago.
I bet this is the coolest shit in the world if you’re extremely stupid.
Good movie good price
I really wish this country sucked less ass.
Yeah, unfortunately it’s gonna be another classroom full of first graders instead.
Guys, we’re gonna turn off the ghost of Theodore Roosevelt if we keep this up.
Beard, beard, beard, girl.
I mean, it would normally be good that people are starting to realize the raw deal they’ve gotten, but this country hasn’t exactly primed them to do anything good about it.
Fuckin’ Call of Duty-ass TV show.
Firing this shit up right as you and the missus get home from Mission BBQ. “I heard that Chris Pratt trained with real Navy SEALs,” you say. This impresses you very much.
I bet this is the coolest shit in the world if you’re extremely stupid.
Funny they feature Spider-Man so prominently, since this is exactly the kind of slop that Steve Ditko considered to be anti-mind.
That would explain why every MBA I’ve ever met was illiterate.
The problem with universities is that they’re all jettisoning all of their cool curricula in favor of business school, which is the academic equivalent of lobotomizing yourself.
“Scientific institutions should be apolitical.” Alright, does that mean you’re gonna stop bashing in the heads of pro-Palestinian protesters?
I definitely prefer Slapstick Oz Perkins to Serious Director Oz Perkins
“Infinite growth or bust” is such a dumbass philosophy.
I’m having a great time on here, you soft bitch @jamesrball.com
It’s pretty well established that this site got noticeably worse when all the Rachel Maddow Aunts got on here. We don’t need more of them.
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And, of course, Raul Julia in the first one. That’s an easy role to cast. Just pick a charismatic weirdo.
I think the only casting decision I like from this is David Dastmalchian as Bison, but that’s not gonna be enough to get me in the theater.
Shut the fuck up, you dweeb
Were they perplexed that everything wasn’t on fire?
Ugh, fuckin’ Cody Rhodes is in this shit?
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If you’d have told me twenty years ago that we’d have found a way to make doctor visits even worse, I wouldn’t have believed it was possible.
One pedophile advocates for another pedophile’s inclusion in the Hall of Fame.
This is some Schoolhouse Rock shit, in that it’s oversimplified and meant only for babies.
Yeah, dude, the Nazis definitely didn’t dabble in pseudoscience. Josef Mengele? Who’s that guy?
I hope one of those frozen turd bombs that commercial airliners drops hits you in the head and gives you brain damage.
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Child murder fetishists
Did you cum when you saw the news break?
Y’all must’ve gotten so fuckin’ hard when you heard that someone shot a bunch of kids. You ghouls fuckin’ love that shit.
In a way, it worked too well because it kept picking up his bedsprings instead of the bullet.
Basically every cameo in Pete and Pete, but specifically Michael Stipe as the evil ice cream man from the Mr. Tastee episode.
Those horror comedy guys are as loyal as they come.
It’s very sweet that James Gunn still puts him in his movies despite being the biggest director in the universe right now.
It is so insane how these do-nothing losers can't lift a finger to stop Trump but EVERY TIME someone challenges their nursing home insider club, they suddenly activate like sleeper cells ready to go to war.
For real, though, I will never vote for Gavin Newsom.
Libs want their own piece of shit with bad hair for president.
Mmm, yes, but you’re the problem if you don’t want him to be president.
It’s funny you should mention that because I had to manually type in “damned” up there.
I use the swipe keyboard on my phone, and it’s getting damned close to unusable
*checking the voting registration of a bunch of parents to see if the thought of their kids dying cold, scared, and alone is a tragedy or cool as hell*
He was a Lion of Zionist. He was all for setting up a Jewish ethnostate in Ethopia.
"Do you have anything in a swing top?"
The Atlantic writer being completely befuddled by a pop-top is the touch that makes this feel real.
A bunch of fuckin' kids died, dude.
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You don’t even go here.
Oh, absolutely
Like I said elsewhere, the best-case scenario with the whole “shut down rural hospitals” thing is that some Trump voter realizes they got duped right before they die. What does that do for anyone?
As a Red Sox fan, ditto.
I don’t like watching Adam Scott and not laughing.
I would venture to argue that the guy dating the 19-year-old is the one giving ammo to his opponents.
I would give up an entire paycheck to watch Joe hit RFK Jr with a musclebuster.
It's actually great that we periodically have to accept the murder of grade-schoolers so that the worst guy at your job can get his dick hard at the range on the weekend.
Half of them have been dead for over twenty years.
It would be extremely cool if Ritchie Torres got his head stuck in some stair railings and died of thirst or found himself in a Jigsaw trap or whatever.
The "Tom Nichols Follower" saying more than any post could.
That wasn't an argument. That was me calling you dumb.
It's not an exaggeration to say that there is a small but significant population in the US that thinks that every major city in the country is currently literally on fire.
You should stop thinking, then, because your thoughts are very dumb.
No? Because he isn't a United States senator?
All those Hamas infants had it coming, right?
I wish ill upon Ritchie Torres.
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No more Little Fausts running around after that one.
These all rules because they’re tacit admissions that the Democrats are complete failures at messaging.
Man, this would’ve been a real knockout blow if half of Matt’s blogs weren’t about the Trump administration.
Muriel Bowser is low-key one of the worst mayors in America. Marion Barry would have told them to eat shit.
Like, the absolute best case scenario here is that someone realizes they were wrong right before they die, rendering the whole thing moot anyway. Pointless cruelty in the other direction.
“We’ve got Fifth Element at home”-ass movie
Arrested development as social fabric.
Man, I remember how big a deal it was when the Star Wars movies finally got re-released on VHS. There was just nothing coming from official channels for decades, and now everything is just Funko Pops.
It would make the syphilis rates go down at the very least.
I mean, that's Anton Chigurh.
Yeah, I bet you're fine with compromising, white man.
Someone needs to do something about these protestants.
The Democrats are determined to never win Michigan again.
Every day in this stupid country just further vindicates Reverend Wright.
I haven't seen someone mention Dhimmis in, like, fifteen years. Fuckin' Free Republic is leaking.
Killing Molly was a mistake. She was actually interesting.
It's pretty much the platonic ideal of "just fine."
It's a shame that Graham Linehan wound up being a piece of shit because both Morris and Berry are fantastic in The IT Crowd.
We should have more Dowsing Rods, But For The Army companies, imo.
She's explicitly said that she doesn't want to repeal Right to Work, and she's extremely squishy on LGBTQ+ rights. She sucks so bad, yet the VA Dems cleared the floor for her.
