Broke: making up sexual fantasies between you and your friends sonas Woke: making up bands you and your friends sonas play in
Broke: making up sexual fantasies between you and your friends sonas Woke: making up bands you and your friends sonas play in
I think itād be fun to get a Prince Albert and use it to hang fun little keychains and charms off it :^)!
Next con weāre gonna be in a parking garage and youāre gonna hand me a duffle bag full of em like a fuckin drug deal
In my region; I know theyāre sold in some places but you cannot find any here
I became radicalized when they got rid of Aussie Lemonade
Itās like a fun ballpit when you fill your ass full of Buzzballs; stick your hand in and grab a fun lil drink
Holy fuck Lois
Hole Feel is everything when it comes to drinks. Thatās why Gatorade is peak, so many textures~
Wig
No idea, telling my go to guy do something cool
Yummy itās cold
Oh frick, new tattoo in two weeks
The drink
Oh shit a new Monster flavor I wonder how this oneās gonna be up my ass
Turd Creachur Deluxe
How it feels with my new glasses
You ever purposefully not take your HRT meds for a bit so that you can feel real and wake up to morning wood for the first time in months
Yo soy Stinky Girl
Somehow, the topic of my furry pinup tattoo came up at a corporate meeting with some of the other GMs whoāve seen it. My boss asked me to send her a pic of it Needless to say, thereās now some VERY important Chipotle people who know about it and think itās awesome
Bouta Freak-O-Mode
Chipotle Lore Drop Typical stores require around 7 people to operate effectively. Today I have 3 people, including myself
Evaporating rn cause I saw this while smoking
Clicker training me to help me quit smoking
Iām so used to high waisted pants now, regular pants feel so weird
World Eaters and Iron Warriors
Oh fuck
*joining Smh never type while getting your back blown out š
Bitches out here putting what fine shyts theyāre collared to in bio; Iām collared to the Human Condition Hi, thank you for joint my class: Philosophy 101
I made you up in my head
To whom it may concern babygirl~
This was important
It must feel so good to have your head explode. Cathartic release~ Like cracking your back or busting a fat nut
I should get this
hmmm Iām thinking of murdering all my employees and burning down the store today Thatād be some good mental healing~
Can I come over and build 40K minis on the floor in panties
Man Ray Earth Anal Vore
Monster coffee
Girl Lunch
POV my insides are filled with concrete and dirty and Iām hitting that Whip and perhaps that Nae Nae at the function
!!!New Lore Drop!!!! Sab can play the banjo
Been exploring the world of Coil & Friends and stumbled across Zos Kia which is fucked up and I love it
Sanguine Imperator, Shin Guard, DJ Billybool
Ribbon Fix
I never got infected by the Video Game mind worm; they just donāt entertain me. Instead I got blasted by the Music Autism Ray. Always hunting and seeking out new and weird music
Rites of Spring Mossicon Sunny Day Real Estate type beat
I need to get into more old school emo
I need more ig peeps to share my horrible reels with
I need their energy
hehehoho
I wanted to paint this a little but ultimately went for a simpler shade. Exhausted Nao thinking he's a slushie or something at this point He can't hide that he loves it too, despite being overstimulated~
scribbly sketch thoughts on a semi?-new OC that was inspired by a snapshot in a recent lucid dream. His name is Kaz or Kasper š»
a bnuuy morning
Yeah, I mean funny little thoughts that wiggle and worm their way into your head. Still set in my ways until I become Mega Woman and conquer the world
Microbangsā¦I need microbangsā¦.
Sometimes I wonder if my own ātransnessā is still a form of fetishization of femininity
omg Iām gonna turn this into a SLUTTY little top
:>
Bday breeding
Iām LOVING how much Alien Earth feels like the old comics
Oh fuck more 40K Metal!!!
Been poppin my pussy to this sick af Warhammer Fantasy Death Metal: Sanguine Imperator
Polari?
Easier said than done when you live in the south and canāt let guests or employees know
ugh cute girl came into work and I wanted to say hi but didnāt. How do I let another girl know Iām trans when Iām stuck boymodeing at work :(
Its layers of ham and cheese that loop back around to seriousness and back to ham
The fuckin priest āis it was it is I guessā at the funeral
This is a line that just happened āSAY IT OR ILL EAT THE REST OF YOUR PLACENTA!ā āFINE ILL SUCK ITS BANANAā
Iām high rn and wtf is this shiiittt the movie is baked in like 10 layers of irony and Iām laughing my ass off
Yoo sick
Tgirls, where are your fav places to get clothes from
Finally hoodie weather
UGH need a pick me up, got hit with EcoSure and this is the first time we didnāt get a 100. Got 94 which is still a pass but it doesnāt feel good :^(
I love being š¼š²š·š°šµš®
Insane
I wanna be your girltoy
āŖI mean Dipygus covers that market too but stillā¦ā¬
Been two years since the last release from Barbarian :((( I need more horribly produced slimy grimy horror death metal
okay I may actually kill myself today. I was stepping out to smoke while giving directions for my employees and for some reason I said āIāll be back, daddyās gotta smokeā Idk why tf I said that
I own this tape btw
Ughā¦today starts my two weeks straight of workā¦
My tits jiggle so cool
Girl who smoked the Puppy Weed š„“
yo who wan watch a movie about killer kids with me
Call me Carmensan Cheese the way I be Catchin Yo Peepee
Sicko mode
Grey Sweatpants Girl Edition
Hell yeah
I got high and started watching Rick and Morty
Hell yeah
Sup girlies
huh...
Bet
Just a girl
