This is *tents fingers* excellent.
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This is *tents fingers* excellent.
On the other site, I had saved a really great thread where I had asked T’s share their favorite resources as an alternative to TPT. Can we do that here? I’ll start some off in the comments ⬇️⬇️ #edusky #iteach #blackedusky
And that's just the smell.
Please don't share disinformation.
I use garlic powder, but never ONLY garlic powder. It has its place to add depth but it's best paired with fresh (and confit, if you have it- yes; I like garlic).
I've seen them live! Circa '96 with Harvey Danger, Less Than Jake, and (I think it was) Squirrel Nut Zippers. Helluva show.
This is Stephen Miller. Way too cogent for Tangerine Palpatine.
My current favorite #rumor is that he was at Walter Reed having his feet amputated to prevent gangrene. That would make him... ... Wait for it... President Stump. (I'll see myself out)
Remember the Goolsbee Rule, also called the “pathological irony of crisis”: If you lose credibility, your statements begin to mean the opposite of what you say.
Vaccines are WOKE. I miss the good old days of iron lungs. If a man got polio he took it like a man.
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Chat is it good to wake up a judge at 2:30 am on a long weekend because you're flagrantly breaking the law and then ignoring the deadline she set
My current favorite #rumor is that he was at Walter Reed having his feet amputated to prevent gangrene. That would make him... ... Wait for it... President Stump. (I'll see myself out)
A trans person never caused the price of my groceries to increase by 60% over the last 8 months. But Republican policies sure did.
Fuck you, #Starbucks
Apparently that's the only way to cancel your membership.
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Mass shooters since 2018 who were transgender — 4. Mass shooters since 2018 who were not transgender — 4,193. Hope that helps.
Clots and Prayers!
JD "Just Dance" Vance is as likeable as a carp left out in the sun for a week and then taught to be a smarmy piece of shit.
“A 14% price increase” When Trump & @MarshaBlackburn tell you there has been no inflation, they’re lying
Thank you, @atrupar.com, for a very Swiftian #PublicNotice this morning. Truly a terrific read! (PS - that's Jonathan, not Taylor)
He's not dead, but I'm still sending Clots and Prayers.
Once again proving @kylec.bsky.social is a national treasure and deserves a national stage.
Clots and Prayers!
#Truth
Quality advice
He doesn't even need to use a pillow.
Great movie. Better joke.
Bye, Felicia!
So long and good fucking riddance to GOP ghoul and Trump bootlicker #JoniErnst. Iowa is in play to pick up a Senator in 2026.
"I had never seen anyone virtue-signal so gracefully." In the newest satirical video from Zeteo's Frank Cappello, Cory Booker’s fake political consultant explains how the high-profile Democrat's "performances" are actually his entire strategy. Subscribe at zeteo.com to support our work.
Once again, we are in the midst of the worst, most unprecedented Article I constitutional crisis in 🇺🇸 history
Mitochondrial challenges abound
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🎶I can be your hero, baby...🎶
🎶I can be your hero, baby...🎶
I think we should start referring to the CDC in the style of "X (formerly known as Twitter)"--"Empty buildings in Atlanta formerly known as the CDC."
if someone in chicago wants to go to this but is broke lemme know and i'll buy you a ticket
A Democrat has flipped a state senate seat in Iowa. Here's why that's bad news for Democrats.
The hero we all deserve.
Anyone who knows me knows that I've had six surgeries in the past five years. Well, guess what?
I can’t believe we have to resort to this. But perhaps they will listen to Elon’s AI.
Charlie Kirk is vaginal desiccant, if you want to modify your metaphor slightly.
Holy shit. There was a special election today up in Steve King country (NW Iowa) and the Democrat won. And it wasn't close. That just broke the Republican supermajority in our legislature. Holy shit, y'all. #IAleg This, as they say, is a #BFD The times, they are a-changin'
🎶 The times, they are a-changin' 🎶
The thing about the Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce #engagement is release the Epstein Files.
The basket of deplorables is now a barrel of crackers.
The #Resistance has come to Des Moines. #DSM
Happy first day of school to those starting their journeys today. This marks my second year being unable to teach due to chronic illness, and the feelings are still bittersweet. Mostly, I just miss the energy of hanging out and learning from students. @heymrsbond.com @covingtonedu.bsky.social
We all remember Civil War drunkard and President Ulysses "Negotiation/Appeasement" Grant. #History
We all remember Civil War drunkard and President Ulysses "Negotiation/Appeasement" Grant.
We're proudly rocking our yard sign for @robsandia.bsky.social but still need one for @sarahforiowa.bsky.social !!! Help us out, please.
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This is possibly the best thing I’ve seen all week!
Me, finding my gold ball in the middle of a grove of trees, again... Well, I can't go over it. And I can't go under it...
Does anyone need their sinuses cleared out? I'm making chili crisp and the house smells like tear gas.
Chairman Mao touts his state-run economy
False. It's short for "Tyrannosaurus" due to the length of the sleeves.
CHiP (a.k.a. "Ponch") had a rough morning zooming with his brothers.
I'm proposing a new euphemism for hypocritical dick bags (Evangelicals, White Nationalists, #GOP ghouls) who get publicly outed. They are being "Run through the Grindr." I will not be taking notes on this.
Some GOP scumbag is about to be fed into the Grindr
Hey, she agrees we need to elect Progressives as well!
Hi, former Republican turned history major and educator here. I can, from my expansive studies of American and world history as well as a deep dive into political science, confirm that slavery was, indeed, *checks notes* "bad." THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
I just shrug my shoulders and tell people, "These are fellow humans who just want to be left to live their lives. Leave them alone." I repeat this script with just about every minority group. "They just want to live their lives, why is this so important to you?" *Yes, I'm aware of my privilege*
Thanks for sharing this beautiful story.
Scientists’ role in defending democracy The ability to tell the truth, especially when it does not suit any particularly partisan aims, is an essential prerequisite for a free society. www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
"As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and regrettably your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition." share.google/Yiv4fb1xE73g...
Wouldn't it be #2029?
Ok world, I've shown a lot of flexibility with adapting to the bat shit crazy world of Trumpism, but RADIOACTIVE FUCKING SHRIMP? Nope, I just can't.
California Greatest Governor Drops
The #GOP is on Team Child Molester. Enjoy.
So you're the ass man?
Is that a teeny tiny gun or is he that massive?
Full story so I don't get shadow banned. politicalwire.com/2025/08/18/t...
Was doomscrolling @politicalwire.com this morning, and lo and behold, an article about @robsandia.bsky.social who is the leader Iowa deserves.
Had to check in with the boss. What an utter embarrassment. He might as well have soiled himself in public (again).
one guy even tried to give us a sandwich
Look, I've axed you pacifically not to troll me like this.
This. This is what we need. It's time to #RiseUp and cause some #GoodTrouble
An Unusual GOP Alliance Pushes Earmarks https://politicalwire.com/2025/08/18/an-unusual-gop-alliance-pushes-earmarks/
Is it me or is the answer to all of these "D"? High school me would have noticed the pattern after the first three questions and just filled in "D" on the rest of the Scantron sheet. I guess I'm too woke to have a teaching license anymore.
5 years ago, if I looked at this bruise and thought, "Must have been the Captain Morgan" it would have had a wildly different meaning...
Top 'o the morning to you.
In case you ever wondered how they put a dislocated hip back in place, it's called "The Captain Morgan Maneuver" and no I'm not shitting you.
"Still #punk as fuck!", The Good Keiser mutters to himself...
THIS. IS. THE. WAY.
Release the Epstein Files!
Will insurance cover new #DMU equipment if, and I'm just coming up with hypotheticals here, but if your old back brace smells like it's been lodged adjacent to the collective nutsacks of a horde of Etruscan foot soldiers after marching to the Alps to meet Hannibal?
Literally me rn...
Look, there's three ways to do things...
No Irish Need Apply
You're a good dad to brave the fair.
I stand by my math: f(FA)=(FO)2 It's not linear