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Pretty punchy move
Any #astronomy people able to explain this? A streak in the sky, possibly something hitting the atmosphere at a shallow angle?
Keanu though, so not all bad
People give Red Dead Redemption 2 a lot of shit for its slow start, but I've been playing Cyberpunk 2077 for three hours and only just seen the title screen
Fun game you can play while looking at this picture: sing 'Oi, combover' to the tune of 'Oye Como va'. Brightens even the dullest day.
You're right. I assume its some AI-related nonsense
I mean, it's technically accurate but it does lack for drama
It is literally impossible to imagine Richard Ashcroft laughing. Go on, have a try. Just think about him roaring as Del Boy falls through the bar. Can't be done.
Feel like pure shit just want her back x
Genuinely bewildering that someone with Gruff's melodic nous could have got involved with something so irredeemably shit
If this was at Clwb Ifor Bach, I was probably right next to you
My first job out of Uni (late 90s) was in the Wales Tourist Board photo library. Filing cabinets full of transparencies that we would physically mail to people who requested them
Sorry, but I refuse to accept that Les Kiss is a person and not France's 1992 Eurovision entry
Paradise on Disney+ is some very entertaining, high-concept tosh
Facebook knocking it out of the park with group suggestions today.
'Christmas is stressful, so let's do it at Easter too. I am very smart.'
Skull & Bone Thugz-n-Harmony #boybandpirates
I hear it from time to time here in Abergavenny, though mostly from people with Valleys connections
Geoff Norcott is basically indistinguishable from some lefty comedian doing a right-wing/anti-woke stand up character
It does feel like pissing off a load of black ops dudes might have some unintended consequences. Looking forward to seeing how it all shakes out.
Heard him talking about it on the radio and it's something he's clearly very passionate about
Currently watching Batman Returns with the boy and, wow, I'd forgotten what an insanely horny movie this is.
Fun fact: he's now a big noise in curlew conservation
That's more like it
Genuinely thought this was a Photoshop. Had to zoom in to check that his eyes weren't rolling back.
6 Music noughties day kicking off with an audio montage that segues smoothly from Coldplay's first album, to foot and mouth, to 9/11 and then Will Young is really hitting all my nostalgia buttons
When you get a genre named after you but you're the only one really working in it, safe to say you're a legend. RIP David Lynch
Some gold standard posting on the RATM Facebook fan page
Found your mum's Christmas present
It was mental. Agree on The Strokes thing too. This is It is a perfect record, but it's 32 minutes long.
Foo Fighters in 1995 basically put paid to having 'big/hot' bands on in the tent (think Strokes got shunted to an afternoon slot on main previously). Remember White Stripes that year as the backline wasn't on for the first song or so. Made them sound even more massive when it finally kicked in
Feels like it should be ok to both hate the US medical insurance business and also not enjoy watching footage of a guy being murdered. But maybe that's just me?
What's wrong babe, you've hardly touched your unnervingly life-like Na'vi baby doll?
TBF, it doesn't sound like a particularly peaceful way to go
That melancholy feeling of going slightly viral on social media but being unable to tell anyone irl because they would, correctly, not give the tiniest fuck about it
Absolutely kicking myself that I didn't go with 'sink' rather than 'stoop' now
Believe it or not, I only noticed that after I'd posted. Two gags for the price of one
Is there no depth Laurence Fox won't stoop to?
My favourite is the one where it's managed extract Ruthin from that deranged screed of barely literate text
I'm not some fancy geographer/computer guy, but I think BluSky's #wales feed could use some work
Zena would like to say hello, but she just can't be bothered to stand up right now #proofofcat
I think RS Archer should be welcomed. This is a very liberal/remainer space, so any likes, follows or reposts will be a great way to quickly identify accounts that are incredibly credulous
If 'reconfigure my front porch' isn't already a euphemism for something it absolutely should be
I think this wildly overestimates how popular Trump is when actually in power. Only managed one term last time, so unlikely any 'running as VP' switcheroo is going to fly
See also: Reacher, Jack
In short (ha!), a Barlow family photograph has revealed that Gary's son is a giant. This has led to an endless deluge of visual gags playing on his massive stature. There are so many it is overwhelming. I was actually crying with laughter as I scrolled through
Breaking my self-imposed Twitter exile to catch up on the Gary Barlow's giant son content
Maybe that's enough for now? Just a little competence, as a treat?
Massive respect to the elderly guy sat on the bench outside WH Smiths blasting twangy old school country music from his Bluetooth speaker. Reclaim the space!
Not the most important point, but that thumbnail is doing her no favours
Going to put fake screenings of this on and just show Walk Hard instead youtu.be/FdV-Cs5o8mc?...
Say what you like about Vincent, but he's never slow about getting a round in
And it's all on one day! That's going to feature some serious line up whiplash
I'm fascinated by the presence of The Flaming Lips on that bill. It's a long way from Hammer Smashed Face to Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots
Now this is my kind of sporting scandal www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/o...
Can someone check in on Rick Beato? He seems pretty upset and confused
Couple of #aurora shots from South Wales
Sure. But when you hit a certain level of wrong, it's hard to take anything you say that seriously
The anti phone group in my daughter's year was started by a parent who previously posted about vaccines changing your DNA. So yeah, bit of a red flag science-wise
When are they releasing the next Bin Laden anyway? We get a new iPhone every year
I regret to inform you that NY Times Connections is back on its bullshit today
Everybody's here!
I have and I can't think of a single thing that could be more specifically not for me. It's like YouTube doesn't know me at all!
Pure banger. A delicious balance of buildup/payoff. Also The James Cromwell Seal of Quality!
That's good enough for me
Willis' hair already on the way out in that pic and he still looks smoking. As a prematurely bald man I have to respect that
So it is you!
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Had a friend in school who had a similar ur-look. We'd find his doppelganger in pictures that spanned the entire history of photography.
Exciting times on Bluesky with the arrival of a 100% real Brad Pitt. Don't forget to follow him up!
What's in the box? #proofofcat
everyone talking about linkin park. nobody cares if zelda in park. 🌳😔
I'm pretty US aware and generally do OK on both quizzes, but it does feel like they're starting to take the piss
NYT Games Editor: Hey guys, we're getting some complaints that our answers are a bit US-centric. Can we tone it down a little? Connections and Strands setters, tucking into a big plate of taro, jicama and rutabaga, while reading a book of American football stats: On it boss!
NYT Games Editor: Hey guys, we're getting some complaints that our answers are a bit US-centric. Can we tone it down a bit? Connections and Strands setters, tucking into a big plate of taro, jicama and rutabaga, while reading a book of American football stats: On it boss!
Is it a further sign of Twitter's decline as a platform that we're now getting served those 'celeb with a bruised face crypto scam' ads on The Guardian app?
Facebook's anti-scam processes are a joke. I reported an obviously fake offer from a page impersonating a well-known music retailer. The actual retailer was aware of it and had also reported it. Facebook's response: nah, all cool, we're not doing anything
Now I have to see it. Absolutely fascinated by the processes that lead to such a bewildering outcome
Is the same Reagan biopic that features this absolutely mind blowing piece of casting?
A horse is just a car made of meat
Pretty sure 'Scott Stapp playing Frank Sinatra in a Ronald Reagan biopic' is in the Book of Revelations
I don't want to tell Netflix how to do business, but maybe they should have just done a documentary about the largest vampire coven?
So Bluesky's Wales feed picks up mentions of Monmouth (New Jersey, USA) but not place names actually spelled in Welsh like Bannau Brycheiniog. Wonder if this happens with other languages too?
Share a pic of the weirdest bass you own. Here's a unique fretless beast made with stuff salvaged from a South Wales steelworks
Popped up to Keeper's Pond in Bannau Brycheiniog to watch the sunset and stumbled across this info totem that we designed and produced. Looking pretty, pretty good.
Just had my first DM from an anonymous pornbot account. I guess Bluesky has finally arrived
Just rewatched Return of the Jedi with the boy and struck with a wave of sympathy for all the stormtroopers beaten to death by gangs of ewoks. Is there a more brutal and undignified way to meet your end?
Found it in my school library of all places. Blew my teenage mind, even though I barely understood a lot of the religious stuff
Some quality sunset action in Gower. The moon was also orange but I couldn't get a good shot of it #wales
Been here a while, but as things seem to be kicking off a bit thought I'd best get involved. Introducing Zena, inveterate curtain climber and ankle ambush specialist. #proofofcat
Are you from Wales? Are you interested in Welsh specific words, expressions & pronunciations in English? If so, please take this survey + share it too. It takes 10min speakforyersel.ac.uk/wales/ (We're planning launch later this year, but want initial responses) #Wenglish #WelshEnglish #linguistics
If I was famous for being very short, I would simply not publish pictures like this
Very much with you on the sandworm thing. Been singing 'How do you park a Sandworm on Arrakis?' to the tune of 'How do you solve a problem like Maria?' all week
Lots of options from Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping, but this is probably my pick youtu.be/W95X207kQxU?...
I've heard two separate rugby commentators this weekend refer to an attack going 'up the guts' of the defence and I do not care for it
Powerful 'crew of the Titanic holding a long meeting to decide on exactly what to call the iceberg' vibe about this whole thing www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
