Matty Yglesias personifies the trolling, soulless fail-upward engagement hounding pseudo-intellectual brunchlord bullshit that has devoured modern American media
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ICE took 2 firefighters OFF THE FUCKING FIRE LINE!?
Hoo boy
#AlphabetChallenge #WeekXforXs (loosely)
Dear journalists: The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is trying to illegally fire her. Your words shape reality. Be accurate.
They cleaned all that up already!
Yeah I don't think that's his main problem
Who the fuck are the "New Dems" Bipartisan my ass
No you don't- he left six months ago
She was certainly the victim of her "friends "
He can't pardon state crimes
For those who don’t remember, @npr.org tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 2017 and MAGA had a meltdown because they thought NPR was concocting subversive propaganda.
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Check the last name and rethink?
You beat me to it!
Miller hates his family
This person seems to misunderstand damn near everything
Whacko people are nominated all the time- It's just ignored
For whatever it's worth the winner is up to the prize committee (Bibi nominated Trump from what i understand)
This will happen before impeachment- republicans sre not going to touch trump
Unfortunately it's there
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Thank you Costa Rican firefighters helping to fight our wildfires in Canada!🇨🇦 #cdnpoli
Can you imagine the conversation afterwards??
One person apparently withdrew his nomination- other people also have nominated him so he's still theoretically in- check Snopes
His name was pulled by one person others are still in (like Netanyahu's)
Because as nasty and senile as he is he still wields a lot of power-
Six wars he's settled? He must be talking about the War on Immigrants, the War on LA, the War on DC, the War on the Media, the War on Higher Education, and the War on Truth. And only in the last is he close to winning.
As far as he's concerned they are all his inferiors
These people would still be scum no matter what they called themselves
I've never heard who these people had in mind for the replacement- I am a little curious about that
Trump doesn't need federal law- why would he bother with excuses?
Doesn’t it!
The fact that he suggested it is the fucking problem
Nah- that's a Russian thing-
Seems like the new MAGA brain implant chip is to say the whole red carpet soldiers in their knees thing is because it was a military base. This is completely false. It’s a choice. Also Zelensky will be landing at Andrews. A military base. Let’s see if they do this for him.
Of course
“Putin would eat you for lunch.” Today, exactly that happened.
Deleted this post because it immediately attracted six comments from people who are unfamiliar with the concept of sarcasm. "Huh? Really? Is that true?!?!?" Please go back to Facebook. You're not going to last out here.
Kharkiv right now. Moscovia bombs sleeping families. 4 victims including kids. Don’t tell me about peace that Putin wants. Do not dare.
None of this is based on actual crime statistics, btw. It’s based on Trump’s brain calcifying in the late 1980s and his deeply ingrained racism.
Unless he's voting what the hell is he doing there
Thanks for this!
It would be a shame if this photo of Obama holding the Nobel Peace Prize went viral on social media
The fact that the President spent yesterday invading the nation's capital at one end of the country and capitulating to Russia at the other end of the country sure is something else, huh.
Why is this apparently invisible to so many people?
He's not scared- he's flexing his power- who's going to say no?
She is not going to file
So explain what each time was for-
It's shocking how many people missed the snark-saw the first few words and went immediately to their preconceptions-
Trump believes his own mythology that he is the wealthy benefactor from which all good things flow, so everyone with any sense would do anything to be in his good favor, and unfortunately a lot of people and institutions have behaved in a way that supports his fantasy
Who the fuck is Michael Powell?
This is only for publicity- she is not going to file in court and expose herself (ha!) to dicovery questions--
Who writes this crap?
He's too starstruck to realize it
You're allowed that in a dream!
Louder for the back of the room..
It's a nice dream
How about we give it to Canada instead--
They were married for 5 years and divorced 20 years ago ffs-
Because it's not true- given for business and real estate work +german heritage-(Reuters)
I stand with Ukraine.
She's threatened to -nothing is filed
It's not doing my sanity any good
No
At this point Congress apparently thinks the opposite too-
BE RESPECTFUL MOWING AROUND BIG BALLS! HE WAS WHACKED BY A GIRL.
She's going for her second childhood--
Every article about this should include the fact that Kim Davis has been married four times and has children with three men.
"Let me be crystal clear: crime in DC is ending and ending today."
Let's see Vivik out there picking veggies
petulant trump tries to compete with the Honourable President Barak Obama by doing anyting for a peace prize. We suggest he order one from China and stop whining. President Obama on the left...Official Felon on the right
I think he's just stupid
He needs the attention
I don't remember that my parents' republican friends and family were willing to back him up- it took quite a while for him to rehab himself
Take down who? The repubs apparently weren't willing to go along with him- certainly saved him from impeachment
No-he understood self-preservation
Those are going in the new ballroom-
Hard to do unless he's comatose
Performative only
I'm old and gray now and I don't have time for this shit-really depressing---
On Twitter he's right- a filthy cesspool--
Very helpful!
Something big died!
🌹 GARDEN DESTRUCTION COMPLETE #HesDestroyingTheEntireCountry 🤬
That is not his house-
This guy is a fucking maga troll-best to block
Who's "we"?
the more they get criticized for authoritarian earlobe nibbling, the more modern media brunchlords lean into this sort of feckless cack It's almost as if the people in charge of these DC rags are petty, opportunistic assholes who care more about access than honest journalism?
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