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@iainnd.bsky.social

Never show me something that sucks. They're always trying to hit me with their cars. Do not be an alien in my replies.

created July 15, 2023

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Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm the hero of the stream

2/9/2025, 5:29:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I brought you a viewer get off my back

2/9/2025, 5:19:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Democratic People's Republic of Gamers

2/9/2025, 4:18:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DO. NOT. SUMMON. THEM.

2/9/2025, 3:31:34 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You already went there

2/9/2025, 12:52:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I heard if they beat the game this stream they're gonna give a free Dr Pepper to everyone in America. Stream is up!

2/9/2025, 12:52:09 AM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture "fart" (@jonhendren.com) reposted

criss angel's book is on archive.org

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2/9/2025, 12:10:36 AM | 224 39 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm firing into your garage for saying this. You need to install a more annoying version.

1/9/2025, 11:55:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

For years I would say something is bullshit, and the way The Man would try to silence me was to bury me in the Algorithm. And now instead their approach is to make me sick of being listened to.

1/9/2025, 11:19:39 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stu (@rinbcage.bsky.social) reposted

Thirty minutes into Psycho. It's about a lady who goes psycho and steals money from her company. I hope she doesn't get away with it

1/9/2025, 11:00:40 PM | 51 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

Actually the real solution is to install L*n*x. I don't know what the word solution means btw. Also I'm in your driveway with a g*n.

1/9/2025, 10:59:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hunky Kong (@thepaleape.bsky.social) reposted

they imprisoned general zod in the p'zone

1/9/2025, 10:51:32 PM | 48 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

Help

1/9/2025, 10:52:21 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems more people are interested in talking to me the way I said not to, than are interested in receiving $100. What a sad state of affairs!

1/9/2025, 10:47:19 PM | 69 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

This is ableist, I cannot learn anything due to being stupid.

1/9/2025, 10:26:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

I am constantly punished for telling it like it is.

1/9/2025, 10:25:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

My n*ck might finally be getting better (it's bad luck to say it out loud) and then this shit happens and then it happens again. It's always something

1/9/2025, 10:23:36 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social)

Oh no. Oh no.

30+ notifications again
1/9/2025, 10:16:39 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

X-Folx

1/9/2025, 10:15:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

That said, if my "crew" do wish to "rally" they can sign up for an ING account with my referral code to receive $100. "Tell 'em Iain sent ya!" campaigns.ing.com.au/refer?code=EMG363&p=a

1/9/2025, 10:13:57 PM | 46 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

And to you as well!

1/9/2025, 9:16:09 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social)

The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.

1/9/2025, 9:09:50 PM | 9162 1366 | View on Bluesky | view

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Super Wario Morld

1/9/2025, 9:07:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crimes of Grindlewald

1/9/2025, 9:00:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

tfw

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1/9/2025, 11:42:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What if it's a small bowl

1/9/2025, 11:38:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kick ass

1/9/2025, 9:31:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably fine

1/9/2025, 5:37:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

It's funny enough to eat!

1/9/2025, 2:36:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

H-...hamburger. Hamburger movie

1/9/2025, 2:29:08 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh fuck oh fuck uhh... Movie

1/9/2025, 2:20:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The sun was in my eyes.

1/9/2025, 1:20:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

The Red Dragon is simply misunderstood

1/9/2025, 12:36:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

#mondays

31/8/2025, 11:48:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh my god I just noticed he wrote "yoo" first. He had to do the U a bunch of times over it.

31/8/2025, 11:46:40 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorkin B Peanitson (@bonerman-inc.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

here are some old pics for the sake of it store.steampowered.com/app/359050

3 panel comic panel one: seinfeld asking kramer death stranding 1 trailer from 2016 where norman reedus picks up the funky foetus from the beach but the title has been modified to say shower with your dad sim
31/8/2025, 10:57:28 PM | 19 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

When Indy shoots that guy in the market, it's allowed. He waited for his go.

31/8/2025, 11:43:42 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

It doesn't count. It wasn't your go.

31/8/2025, 11:00:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

......shut the fuck up

31/8/2025, 10:56:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

You are still living in the Matrix, believing in rules. You only need to parry if the other guy gets a go. When I play swords it's always my go.

31/8/2025, 10:52:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

I had a thought about this bsky.app/profile/iain...

31/8/2025, 10:34:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

"IT WASN'T HIS GO!"

Darth Maul stabbing Qui-Gon. Obi-Wan is yelling.
31/8/2025, 10:29:37 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

"Waa waa that doesn't count, it's not your go!" we are playing swords. The mighty Blackbeard, terror of the seas, didn't care whose go it was. He would board you so fucking fast.

31/8/2025, 10:24:43 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social)

Like a million years ago I did a fencing intro class and it pissed me off to no end finding out that it's turn based. You step forward and try to hit the other guy, then the rules say you HAVE TO step back and let him try to hit you. Weeny shit.

31/8/2025, 10:19:17 PM | 33 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're going to put roast beef in Guiliani's ass

31/8/2025, 9:17:16 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not! Shut up!

31/8/2025, 8:42:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The state of Denmark is having a bruh moment

31/8/2025, 9:39:25 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🔫

31/8/2025, 7:52:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

He still shouldna coughed.

31/8/2025, 7:50:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

That's right Chris

31/8/2025, 7:44:07 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

Starting to suspect I just have hayfever. Doesn't change anything though.

31/8/2025, 7:38:33 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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stupid.

31/8/2025, 7:36:30 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Obe-have Kenobi

31/8/2025, 7:13:53 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh no

31/8/2025, 6:44:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alas poor Yorick he is unalived

31/8/2025, 6:23:22 AM | 145 23 | View on Bluesky | view

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He eats the bug's. Albo.

31/8/2025, 5:31:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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House of Leaves audiobook

31/8/2025, 5:08:39 AM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's got late onset Watto Fever

31/8/2025, 3:25:18 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not unheard of! bsky.app/profile/iain...

31/8/2025, 2:36:50 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe Doc Ock got her

31/8/2025, 2:28:59 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social)

A lot of the time when a sequel or a new season of a show is announced people will say "I'm worried because there's not a lot they can do. They can only do these 2 or 3 things and there's not much there". And the good news is they have people with imaginations working on the new one. You can relax.

31/8/2025, 1:26:32 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social)

Pissing myself off imagining GenAI Lovecraft. "Let's be real about Cthulu. He's not just big — 𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘩𝘶𝘨𝘦. And that's fucking 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙮."

31/8/2025, 1:06:59 AM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

There's a normal amount.

31/8/2025, 12:26:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Plunkett (@lukeplunkett.com) reposted

we need to smash every computer on the planet

30/8/2025, 9:05:39 PM | 178 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

This is him a week from now

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31/8/2025, 12:12:47 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't call it that. It would be called something else.

31/8/2025, 12:09:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

I have this in my little note of game ideas. Like if you hit the monster harder it's the same as hitting the ball further. But once I started thinking what the rooms could be it just became 1-player Am*ng *s. Like turning the power back on or whatever. I'll revisit sometime

A horror game that's secretly baseball? 9 people trapped in a room with a monster in the building. Batting part is fighting the monster in the next room. Better fighting means the monster stays down longer. Each person has to run to different locations (stand-ins for bases) before exiting.
31/8/2025, 12:07:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

Baseball but with random encounters. Boss fights at each base.

31/8/2025, 12:00:28 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah

30/8/2025, 9:56:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It can't be a bit, I don't think anybody making this show knows what jokes are

30/8/2025, 12:39:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

You love the terminal, you type your little commands and you watch this show while you type them

30/8/2025, 12:01:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

You watch it on your Linux computer

30/8/2025, 11:01:53 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

It sucks! It sucks more for me because I watched Hook a few weeks back so all the Peter Pan shit is even more annoying!

30/8/2025, 10:55:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

3 of the 4 episodes of this show have had a clip of Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012). What the fuck is going on.

30/8/2025, 9:24:27 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doneld Drunpf traped in upsidown. Stranger things

30/8/2025, 8:09:05 AM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Make Ass Beef Again

30/8/2025, 6:21:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

Laughing imagining the worst Trump impression of you've ever heard talking about "They don't want me to put beef in Iain's ass but I'll probably do it. Should I do it? It's gonna be more beef than anyone's seen, it's gonna be beautiful"

30/8/2025, 6:17:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

It's because the doctor was not insane, we just agreed.

30/8/2025, 6:15:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not faving this.

30/8/2025, 6:13:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah you see it was normal

30/8/2025, 6:12:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do not give you power of attorney regarding my ass!

30/8/2025, 6:12:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

If the phone man showed up with his latest doohickey and he couldn't fix it I'd just start doing whatever. Like if you had an old car that nobody could fix you could invite all your buddies to come wail on it with sledgehammers.

30/8/2025, 6:10:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

They mostly did it for fun I think

30/8/2025, 6:03:39 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lavr (@m1lfm4n.bsky.social) reposted

they weren't even putting roast beef in his ass because he got shot. it was because he couldn't eat cause of the medicine they were giving him for the infections they gave him that they thought was malaria. they didn't need to put beef in his ass. I'm going to be thinking about this forever now

30/8/2025, 6:01:59 AM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

I want this on record: if I ever get shot, do not put roast beef in my ass.

30/8/2025, 6:00:03 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah but if they did them today it'd be good. They should fingerblast the wound holes.

30/8/2025, 5:57:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

The lasagna president. They put roast beef in his ass when he was dying. It's a different man now but they're doing it.

30/8/2025, 5:49:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're gonna put roast beef in the president's ass again

30/8/2025, 5:38:40 AM | 22 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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His fall was broken by the big hat

30/8/2025, 5:13:17 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe if enough of us say it it'll come true

30/8/2025, 4:51:39 AM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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What you think they just let people go on TinkTonk and say stuff that isn't true???

30/8/2025, 4:45:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent

He hasn't been seen in public for a few days. And last week a TinkTonk man said "raa I'm a doctor he's going to die soon because of the colour of his hand"

30/8/2025, 4:41:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's what they call me

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30/8/2025, 4:27:52 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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JNCOs. But with cum.

30/8/2025, 4:17:15 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Toilet ghost is back

30/8/2025, 3:17:10 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't know it was a guess! I'm trying my hardest don't yell at me! I'm sure someone has said it. After a surgery maybe.

30/8/2025, 3:13:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chuck My Cock Out. Sorry.

30/8/2025, 3:04:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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M Night Chalamet

30/8/2025, 1:51:44 AM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably fell down the back of the couch

30/8/2025, 1:36:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Somehow Palpatine returned and somehow Palpatine earned

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30/8/2025, 1:19:30 AM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view