Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm the hero of the stream
Never show me something that sucks. They're always trying to hit me with their cars. Do not be an alien in my replies.
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I'm the hero of the stream
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
I brought you a viewer get off my back
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
Democratic People's Republic of Gamers
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
DO. NOT. SUMMON. THEM.
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
You already went there
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social)
I heard if they beat the game this stream they're gonna give a free Dr Pepper to everyone in America. Stream is up!
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm firing into your garage for saying this. You need to install a more annoying version.
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
For years I would say something is bullshit, and the way The Man would try to silence me was to bury me in the Algorithm. And now instead their approach is to make me sick of being listened to.
stu (@rinbcage.bsky.social) reposted
Thirty minutes into Psycho. It's about a lady who goes psycho and steals money from her company. I hope she doesn't get away with it
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually the real solution is to install L*n*x. I don't know what the word solution means btw. Also I'm in your driveway with a g*n.
Hunky Kong (@thepaleape.bsky.social) reposted
they imprisoned general zod in the p'zone
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
Help
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems more people are interested in talking to me the way I said not to, than are interested in receiving $100. What a sad state of affairs!
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
This is ableist, I cannot learn anything due to being stupid.
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
I am constantly punished for telling it like it is.
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
My n*ck might finally be getting better (it's bad luck to say it out loud) and then this shit happens and then it happens again. It's always something
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
X-Folx
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
That said, if my "crew" do wish to "rally" they can sign up for an ING account with my referral code to receive $100. "Tell 'em Iain sent ya!" campaigns.ing.com.au/refer?code=EMG363&p=a
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
And to you as well!
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social)
The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
Super Wario Morld
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
Crimes of Grindlewald
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
What if it's a small bowl
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
Kick ass
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably fine
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
It's funny enough to eat!
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
H-...hamburger. Hamburger movie
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh fuck oh fuck uhh... Movie
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
The sun was in my eyes.
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
The Red Dragon is simply misunderstood
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
#mondays
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh my god I just noticed he wrote "yoo" first. He had to do the U a bunch of times over it.
Jorkin B Peanitson (@bonerman-inc.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
here are some old pics for the sake of it store.steampowered.com/app/359050
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
When Indy shoots that guy in the market, it's allowed. He waited for his go.
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
It doesn't count. It wasn't your go.
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
......shut the fuck up
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
You are still living in the Matrix, believing in rules. You only need to parry if the other guy gets a go. When I play swords it's always my go.
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
I had a thought about this bsky.app/profile/iain...
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
"Waa waa that doesn't count, it's not your go!" we are playing swords. The mighty Blackbeard, terror of the seas, didn't care whose go it was. He would board you so fucking fast.
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social)
Like a million years ago I did a fencing intro class and it pissed me off to no end finding out that it's turn based. You step forward and try to hit the other guy, then the rules say you HAVE TO step back and let him try to hit you. Weeny shit.
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social)
They're going to put roast beef in Guiliani's ass
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not! Shut up!
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
The state of Denmark is having a bruh moment
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
🔫
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
He still shouldna coughed.
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
That's right Chris
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
Starting to suspect I just have hayfever. Doesn't change anything though.
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
stupid.
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social)
Obe-have Kenobi
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social)
Alas poor Yorick he is unalived
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
He eats the bug's. Albo.
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social)
House of Leaves audiobook
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
He's got late onset Watto Fever
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not unheard of! bsky.app/profile/iain...
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe Doc Ock got her
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social)
A lot of the time when a sequel or a new season of a show is announced people will say "I'm worried because there's not a lot they can do. They can only do these 2 or 3 things and there's not much there". And the good news is they have people with imaginations working on the new one. You can relax.
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social)
Pissing myself off imagining GenAI Lovecraft. "Let's be real about Cthulu. He's not just big — 𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘩𝘶𝘨𝘦. And that's fucking 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙮."
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
There's a normal amount.
Luke Plunkett (@lukeplunkett.com) reposted
we need to smash every computer on the planet
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't call it that. It would be called something else.
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
I have this in my little note of game ideas. Like if you hit the monster harder it's the same as hitting the ball further. But once I started thinking what the rooms could be it just became 1-player Am*ng *s. Like turning the power back on or whatever. I'll revisit sometime
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
Baseball but with random encounters. Boss fights at each base.
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
It can't be a bit, I don't think anybody making this show knows what jokes are
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
You love the terminal, you type your little commands and you watch this show while you type them
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
You watch it on your Linux computer
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
It sucks! It sucks more for me because I watched Hook a few weeks back so all the Peter Pan shit is even more annoying!
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
3 of the 4 episodes of this show have had a clip of Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012). What the fuck is going on.
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social)
Doneld Drunpf traped in upsidown. Stranger things
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
Make Ass Beef Again
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
Laughing imagining the worst Trump impression of you've ever heard talking about "They don't want me to put beef in Iain's ass but I'll probably do it. Should I do it? It's gonna be more beef than anyone's seen, it's gonna be beautiful"
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
It's because the doctor was not insane, we just agreed.
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
Not faving this.
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah you see it was normal
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
I do not give you power of attorney regarding my ass!
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
If the phone man showed up with his latest doohickey and he couldn't fix it I'd just start doing whatever. Like if you had an old car that nobody could fix you could invite all your buddies to come wail on it with sledgehammers.
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
They mostly did it for fun I think
lavr (@m1lfm4n.bsky.social) reposted
they weren't even putting roast beef in his ass because he got shot. it was because he couldn't eat cause of the medicine they were giving him for the infections they gave him that they thought was malaria. they didn't need to put beef in his ass. I'm going to be thinking about this forever now
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
I want this on record: if I ever get shot, do not put roast beef in my ass.
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah but if they did them today it'd be good. They should fingerblast the wound holes.
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
The lasagna president. They put roast beef in his ass when he was dying. It's a different man now but they're doing it.
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social)
They're gonna put roast beef in the president's ass again
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
His fall was broken by the big hat
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social)
Maybe if enough of us say it it'll come true
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
What you think they just let people go on TinkTonk and say stuff that isn't true???
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
He hasn't been seen in public for a few days. And last week a TinkTonk man said "raa I'm a doctor he's going to die soon because of the colour of his hand"
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
JNCOs. But with cum.
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social)
Toilet ghost is back
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't know it was a guess! I'm trying my hardest don't yell at me! I'm sure someone has said it. After a surgery maybe.
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
Chuck My Cock Out. Sorry.
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social)
M Night Chalamet
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably fell down the back of the couch