Unless & until you insane Americans do something to make getting assault rifles harder than adopting a puppy, your children SHOULD be apprehensive & terrified of going to school. They're more sane than the vast majority offering 'thoughts & prayers' for kids who can't do either anymore? π€·
Definitely. And, our leaders, economists and IT bros piss me off when they describe AI and robots as the next industrial revolution. Not to worry. We can blame immigrants for what comes next. :(
I had a similar conversation about when robots and AI will replace our other jobs. Because of which, the other person said, the government will pay us so we can spend money at places with robots and AI. That means those businesses will have to pay taxes, which they won't.
Pre-bedtime routine of moving his partner from storage to bedroom I am assuming?
So he's free to defy and desecrate the constitution until then. All of that is democratic. Is that right?
IN CASE OF FIRE: 1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face. 2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth. 3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them. 4) Exit.
Have we settled on the Pope's religion or where bears defecate, or are these subject to a partisan take too?
"Fox News calls it 'really stunning' that Putin spoke first on US soil" after the Alaska meeting. Do Putin and Trump think it's US soil?
Are we witnessing a full and unconditional surrender from the society and institutions that constitute the USA?
Surely anti-semantic.
Bursting of bubbles is not a thing anymore. Whenever there's even the slightest danger of that, along comes policy to keep it inflated. There are no downsides since the great financial crisis - just buy-baby-buy!
Brexit is a case study. We don't need a better example.
It's a vicious cycle and it looks like the US is deep in the cycle. Many believe a revolution is needed. It was also something that came up in your interview. Enjoyed watching your appearance on that show.
Hahaha! The other day I pulled a muscle tearing up when I had to pay the gym membership.
Astrology: a way to blame the universe for your own mistakes or random mishaps.
We can't handle the truth! We can't handle the truth! (Truth is that this will never happen and no one will be held accountable.)
If Democrats had any guts they would be running on that platform: give us the majority to remove him, his cronies and institutions, and reform the construction to prevent this from ever happening again. Instead they are licking their lips about all the power they will have when it's their turn.
Are you sure you're not having an out of body experience when you're actually in the casket?
...and in other news, he is releasing a new cryptocurrency: PayMyFineCoin.
I think Biblical Grounds is a brand of coffee. Not tea.
We live in a world where the same people who believe a man built a boat big enough for every animal don't believe in climate science because itβs βunproven.β
When will he condemn Jar Jar Binks? Every other being on this planet has. What's taking him this long?
There's a new barber at the place where I get my haircuts. He did a good job and I want him to do a good job when I go there again. So I left him a nice tip. Now I am confused and don't know who is grooming whom?
Yes. They do. Though this may be an actual threat.
LOL. Also: [place 'thoughts and prayers' GIF here]
I, as someone in their senior years, endorse this message. Well said.
Watch them pull out every trick in their playbook to try and destroy him.
You forgot one: power hungry in the belly.
This is why the Dems won't do anything. They're just licking their lips from learning how much extra power they will have the next time they get the white house.
Add in some sarcastic clapping. Those ought to do it.
RIP international law. You had been ill for a long time and tried your best. We don't know what comes after you but it won't be pretty.
You hit the nail on the head. Forget getting paid days off. If he had his way, you wouldn't be getting paid at all for any work. It's not a coincidence that he said this on Juneteenth.
Should have sent him a TV reality show instead.
He moseyed over, dragging a lawn chair behind him. Unfolding it, he settled in with a contented sigh. He pulled a cigarette out of a crumpled pack and lit it, taking a long, slow drag. Exhaling a stream of blue smoke, the eleventh ant muttered under his breath, βFuck your rules.β
this woman single-handedly has more courage than the entirety of the gop
Happy Father's Day to you both. May those memories never fade.
No kings wanted or allowd.
Thank you for your attention to this matter! #NoKings
Thank you. I am in Canada but with you all in spirit and my thoughts. Show them the power of the people that employ them. You're their bosses.
If you're heading to a protest tomorrow, it's important to know your rights. Consult this information from the ACLU. Be peaceful. Be safe. Be careful. Be strong.
It looks like those same foundational documents had enough holes in them to allow a coup to take place. Democratically! The question is what are the opposition going to do about reforming their democracy so it doesn't happen again? Give them a vision and they may vote for Dems again.
It is amazing that so much of the foundation depended on customs, good conduct, presidentialness, etc. The Supreme Court is okay with demolishing long-standing precedent. Congress has decided not to exercise its powers even as they are chipping away at the foundation and removing large chunks.
I think they misread it as Homo Depot.
This is more accurate. He will use anyone to do his bidding. Though, whites are the only ones he values in all other aspects.
Dems will be lining up outside Musk's office to ask for donations.
Schumer (thinking): "wait. I'll sit down and send a strongly worded letter instead."
It says 'does not compute' and explodes.
It's shocking that it took so long.
Intelligent humans evolved from the likes of you. But, you're still here.
I've finally figured out why my wife is so obsessed with me moisturizing my skin. She is marinating me for the upcoming apocalypse. A woman's gotta eat.
Yes. We can destroy SkyNet right now and prevent robots from the future coming back. [Looks at latest AI news] Wait. Nevermind. We're fucked.
βAre you okay, maβam?β βI think I swallowed my router.β βHere, take my seat.β
Hehehehe. New gen comes with wifi as standard. Evolution!
Sir, are you saying that the sovereign has been phoning it in for the last 70 years? Hmmm...
They also had no defense for all the Ryans we sent to invade Hollywood. Mission Accomplished!
No way! They knew he was lying or had his first term to tell them he was lying but voted for him anyway. Don't you dare say that you did not know what you would get. You have waived the right to say that.
True story...I did not hold back in a family WhatsApp group when a Trump voter expressed regret...and then another tried to downplay it by saying to the effect 'he was more convincing than the Dems'.
Hahahaha. Macron should know better and keep Will Smith's wife out of his fucking bouche.
Possible spoilers!!! I thought the new Mission Impossible movie was mediocre. But I really loved the way it showcases the plurality in the society it portrays. It's about a fictional USA setting so I can't draw too much from this. However... It's a big middle finger to alt-right culture warriors.
Is 'free market principles' still a thing? I thought it was established after the great financial crisis that it's just a story we like to tell each other about a fantasy?
Nah! He is playing 5D chess. We, who live in a 4D reality, cannot understand his genius π€£π€£π€£
Yeah, I still don't get it. What's the red line that this administration has to cross before there are mass protests and the country is brought to a grinding halt through civil disobedience?
This is a political time to wake up EVERYDAY prepared to Speak Truth to Power!.........
Respect π I hope foreign media will pick this up. Where are you CBC, BBC, Der Spiegel, Al Jazeera?
Pika-Pika NY protesters (translation: "Respect NY protesters")
They are. However, there are 100 million or more who also have to take a stand. Where are they? What's the line that this administration has to cross before they get out there? Is there a line? Leave it long enough and one day there'll be nothing left to protest.
It's shocking that Americans are not in the streets protesting. Anyone like me, looking from the outside, should be forgiven for thinking they don't give a fuck. This is what they deserve, I am sorry.
Art of the Lie. Art of the Naive. Art of the Stupid. Art of the Power and Money Hungry. One or more of the above, or another self-centered expectation.
"Gym"? What's a "gym"?
Sir, are these dots you speak of labelled 'Pro' 'Quid' and 'Quo'?
Pay her in Trump or Melania coins. The resulting dilemma will cause a perfect equilibrium.
Hahahhaha. Good one. I actually LOL. Then again, this is a good reason to earn some money.
"The hero we need" - "JD Vance is wrong..." is a very, very low bar for being ordained a hero. "JD Vance is wrong..." is a bar to qualify as a human.
I am a new fan so I missed that. I guess there's no way to turn back the clock.
Yes. Please add Vancouver, BC to your tour.
I say this very respectfully... wouldn't it be better to be pledging here to join the protest in person, in addition to your verbal protest?
Well...the way things are going, the US executive is acting like the USA is a monarchy. It ain't pretty. The Canadian system is similar to what you wish for Hawaii.
I completely understand. I said it tongue-in-cheek with all the talk of annexation and 51st state BS. [That said, do you really want a monarchy? Is that a cultural thing or an expectation that it will be good governance?]
Hawaii residents can have a referendum on joining Canada. We need a, ahhhmm, 'colony' in warmer temperatures.
Cue screwing their employees, taxpayers and customers to recoup their losses in the coming years. That's why they need to suck up.
Breaking: Leaked group chat shows Pete Hegseth ordered firing of Mike Waltz
Make them buy your stuff :D
It turns out Canadians don't like their leaders associated with golden showers as much as the Americans do.
Vampire caught unawares by sudden British heatwave. π§ββοΈπ
Yes. The 15th century. I don't think there's any parking.
The lobbyists for the people - the politicians we elect - are in it just for themselves, their donors, their friends and family. The planet will be fine. It doesn't need lobbyists. Its timeline is in thousands and millions of years. We are a few seconds in its lifetime.
Very true. You only have to see how nature reclaims its own when humans have abandoned their most vain creations because it no longer serves them. Look at any abandoned concrete structure.
Are you sure about the oceans?
Hitler had allies there during the second world war. But you also had leaders who had integrity, vision, morals and empathy. Thankfully.
We should arm the activists to counter the shooters. Then arm the shooters some more to counter the activists. Check and Mate!
OMG! Think of the real-estate opportunities. We could have so many seaside resorts.
LoL. "you had me at DM'
If only senators were part of an institution that had the constitutional power to hold the president accountable...if only...maybe then she wouldn't feel so bad.
I saw the photo and for a moment I thought: is he looking at the solar eclipse through that thing?
Hahahahaha "I guess all U.S. Airports need a Banana Republic now." Good one!