Ends with anal. Thanks for the correction.
Old punk, old goth, he/him. A 🥔 with a 🐊. 🍉
356 followers 206 following 4,799 posts
view profile on Bluesky
Ends with anal. Thanks for the correction.
Pereniel
Carry my cane
Probably not.
Yes. Nobody wants to be called chuckles.
Nah
Don't lie. I know you as "TheoryofaBradMan69"
Nothappeningchuckles
Nope. Could not use ansi characters.
What was your Usenet handle?
Green on the c64. Orange on the Tandy. One of the best days of my tween life was getting a 16 colour monitor.
Oh damn. Me too. Commodore64 and then Tandy that I really fucked with and found my nerd.. But it doesn't matter if you didn't have a modem.. otherwise you were just playing Commander Keen games from the flea market.
Oh you poor young child. You missed the real internet.
No. He's sheltered and unprepared for the real world.
Goatse.cx
Damn. You're like 2 weeks behind on memes. Boomer.
Something bigger than a baby carrot.
You definitely don't get that from editing.
Disagree. I hope you're wrong.. haha.
This image of @paul-chapman.bsky.social 's overworked forearm and hand (for reasons we will never know) will be the official Canucks bluesky goal image.
Hot takes are bad takes? 😅
No way. That Silovs jersey is going to be your retirement money.
Where's the ballet?
Racism.
Carrots don't get their periods, Danny.
You're too good for that suddenly?
I'm a boomer right? That shit is printed. Hard copy.
I have a receipt. About to be framed.
With the elastic laces the heel can be a little loose but they come with real laces as well that'd improve it for sure.
Don't worry, Ken. The guy you're replying to is early 40s and thought he was Gen Alpha. 😅
Sensible shoes.
One of my favorite songs ever. youtu.be/2Tb_j7dgUPg?...
Then we get 12.
We aren't sharing that 6 pack, right?
Takes more than $1.50. I'm classy.
A long time for him I think is longer than the gestation period of a human child.
That'd require shaving 90% of my face. I need an incentive to do that.
Alright buddy. Don't shave for 31 days. Let's see it.
Dude. Hate to tell you, but I'm 46 and my parents still don't have a life.
He just turned 40 last week. Haha.
First kid. Chill. Second, throws tuna sandwiches. As the oldest of three boys, my youngest brother is a legend. Cop wanted to shake his hand at 16.. he put his hands down his pants and juggled his balls and then put out his hand. Brought home and cop said he was arrested for public masturbation. 😅
Rob needs another kid. Too bad.
Over
The very pixelated photo?
Fuzzy hair is Persian??
But.. she's a certified FREAK
You're right. He'd be bad at it. Bad analogy.
Sorry Luc.
Just picture @lcfrst.bsky.social eating an ice cream cone.
But maybe you're a freeze
You would not be afraid if you knew
No judgment that it's Brenda
Oh? The neighbour lady texted? Go get it.
As punishment have your kid bring me tacos.
And we have seen your facial hair.
Colleen is the only dump truck and he isn't driving it.
You made fun of him being a dump truck guy
I enjoy the circumference
Depending on the part of town you live in now that I'm not driving a dumb truck, once your peer worker is done I can most likely help you out when I can or when you really need it.
It really doesn't look smokey here in the city but damn, the drive home from PoCo was gruesome. No wonder my eyes have been burning and I've been coughing all day.
Hot take.
Why 2.5 bras?
He's my stunt cock
Only in this way.
Drop some facial hair (disturbing edition) 16 years ago.. fuck.
We all know you still would. Cmon.
Back before there were really any veg/vegan options Yves were a revelation to my young vegan self. Their short lived fast food restaurant was fun, but not great - I leaned how to make my own seitan and use tofu so bought their stuff less. I'll miss their ground round.
Yup
The working class has always been the majority.
Much more mobile the last week. It comes and goes but goes more often right now. I'm sure I'll be very sore later tonight and tomorrow though.
Will you remember that you have them next year? This is the definitive question as to whether the answer is "old" or "fucking old". 😅
Biiiig stretch.
That's all I need. I existed at one time, at least.
I need to remind myself that I'm alive, dude.
Weekend did not go as planned.
Yeah.. a few days ago "smells kinda weird in here" turned to getting home today, opening the door, and "OH MY GOD".
Letting a giant bottle of carpet cleaner do it's magic before I get back in there and suck it all back up. FML.
Mine.. turns out Gator was pee pad trained somehow in the months before I got him. I did not know. Laundry turned into his pee pad and my room is fucked.
Spending labour day doing labour. Cleaning carpets sucks.
*like that = that good.
Just look at Brad. You don't look like that without quack science.
nypost.com/2023/05/22/a...
It's his blood boy..
His mouth
*tour
I saw them on that your with piebald when they screamed. Good show. Promise ring after the 2nd record is kinda bad, the last LP I really like though.
youtu.be/9jyPh77dDTI?...
That DOES work. But that's expensive.
More lively now. Blood alcohol estimate 0.08%
Yeah. It works but then I'm useless the next day but still can't sleep properly the next night. THC, CBD, Magnesium.. you name it, I've tried it
youtu.be/GvmcjCQs6vw?...
