IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
Sexy Ray
Bret Is Always Right. KOTR 93 Royalist. Little Stinger.
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Its why one of them had to grow a bit of hair.
Matt D (he/Him) (@legionaod.bsky.social) reposted
Matt Riddle deciding to be a high contender AGAIN for scumbag of the year award (non WWE). Never forget his actions towards Candy Cartwright for example. Al Snow can get a honorary mention for booking him in the first place.
Matt D (he/Him) (@legionaod.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Oh and I know people like him but Simon Miller works for a wrestling news site. He WOULD KNOW why Riddle was named in SO. Fuck him too.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
"I'm having a charity wrestling show in England, for victims of domestic violence. Who would be the most suitable import to draw a crowd?" "Hmmm ... thinking Matt Riddle, not going to lie."
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, I was a bit nicer than I remembered.
Fanzine (@fanzine.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
Only think I can tell you about the WCW comic was there was a bit in it where I think a kid says "Sting I have cancer" and Sting is like "I dont give a shit owwwwwwww!" Could have just imagined it, though.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social) reply parent
Give it time. WCW was never the most punctual.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social) reply parent
@wcwworldwide.com @notthattomgreen.is.tired.fyi
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
How cool is this. WCW Comic book in store ad display
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social) reply parent
Funny thing is, you can tell they've went for Sid Vicious, by the outfit and the chain. I assume they found a ginger wig and well "ahh, be Johnny Rotten instead."
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
Not even funny anymore that every idea Eric Bischoff has involves people in their late 40s, and ideas with a sell by date from 15 years ago. Terrible.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
It would be very interesting to know which of the McMahon birthday party guests dont sleep at night knowing tney need this slimeball in their lives. If any.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social) reply parent
There was a very short window where Vampiro had Misfits paint, The Demon had KISS paint and ICP were with them. The maddest shit.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
@franticplanet.bsky.social the ACTUAL Greenclaws just posted on your video!
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
The thing about Miz-ark Henry is, he always says "that's what they signed up for." Yet this is a man who they were famously putting in angles desperate for him to quit and he didnt understand it. "Well this is what I signed up for. To vomit while touching a penis as my mother sits in the front row"
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
Mark Henry is fucking stupid isnt he? I've seen some dumb bastards, but I thought his limit was the time he got a generic unsigned junk mail Christmas card after boxing day and was like "well, a bit of appreciation, thank you"
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
They crowd were chanting "you fat bastard" at Heyman. And he just no sold it. If that was Heenan, he'd have reacted like he hadnt noticed before now.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social) reply parent
At least RIkishi is on No Mercy for the N64. Who did Vito ever beat?
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
"Vito is another wrestling legend who commented on this issue." We gotta stop this shit, lads. We cant be throwing legend out like this, for scrubs like Vito. You dont read websites reviewing movies going "Another legend of screen and cinema, the kid from My Girl 2 ..."
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
@wcwworldwide.com Have you seen this frighteningly detailed blog series on the career of the KISS Demon? Its quite impressive. wcwkissdemon.blogspot.com
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social) reply parent
That was a fantastic podcast. THey had a great chemistry together.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
The FWA crew seemingly took up half the WCW taping in November 2000. Alex Shane is there, Shamberg's girlfriend (no Shameberg, hmmm) FWA-UK sign and Andy Simmonz with a sign which reads "Jade News." His Mam's newsagents. @fwapod.bsky.social
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
Vince Russo's first night in. And in case you didnt know, all women are sluts and will cheat on your with former IC champions in front of their boyfriend. Despite previously being quite loyal. Always up to something. Thanks Vince.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
Snap Into A Meat Snack, and that's the bottom line!
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
Richie Steamboat uploaded his Dad's payslip from WrestleMania III (minus his $200 draw for the night)
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
Roman Reigns wants Alberto back, and the Undertaker has yet to hear back from his wife about what his opinion should be on the matter.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
My favourite Chicago Bear would have to be one of the ones WWF booked. I mean it would literally have to be, because I dont know anymore.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
This invitation of a college Nitro Party is awesome. Makes me want to build a time machine, and go back to 1998 and go.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
Wild Cat Willie took the instructions of the t-shirt a bit too literal.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
This once revolutionary promotion is now being ran by old man Calaway. Brian Lee's cuck bitch.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social) reply parent
Still have nightmares of Sugar Daddy Tod Gordon
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
Remember Sid Vicious when he was the leader of the "YEAH Movement"? Daniel Bryan, you stole his gimmick!
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
Poor dude has had such little time off since marrying into the McMahon's, he's still wearing the same shorts he had on 2 decades ago. Even I changed my pants in that time, shocking as it may sound.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social) reply parent
Sting simply refusing to shave that soul patch off, even though he hadnt wrestled in years and cut his hair.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
Bill Dundee once went on Jerry Springer to confront his son Jamie (who was playing a pimp for underage girls, in a worked scenario), and said "I didnt bring you up to be what you are, brother!" Fucking "brother!"
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social) reply parent
He looks like if Surfer Sting got old.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
Mind might be playing tricks on me, but I swear they seemed to tease Jeff Hardy and Shawn Michaels vs Christian and Chris Jericho after this match?
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
I hope Lorenzo Fertitta does buy TNA. Because that's what we deserve as wrestling fans. Mad shit happening all the time. Pure chaos. Lorenzo didnt make all that money to be WWE's bitch either.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
He's no Harleygram, I'll tell you that!
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
This used to be a laughing stock at the time, because TNA's trading cards had these ludicrous things in them like "Billy Gunn's kids!" or "a drawing of Sting's bat" and shit just to fill up the allocated amount in the pack. But in 2025, this is a rookie card for the Gunn Club! Its a collectors item
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
I say this every time this movie is mentioned ... what was he doing around those bloody bees.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
Snap, brother. Its actually hilarious. I literally got locked for saying Jeff Jarrett got TNA to number 2 and HHH had no chance. WWE bots going nuts reporting it.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social) reply parent
Like who the fuck is Carlos Silva? He just turned up, and suddenly he's all over the place acting like Dixie Carter in a hat. Fuck him.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
Got a DM the other week from someone in wrestling about Carlos Silva being a mark who is desperate to be a star. A terminally online man running a second rate company, who so wants to be on WWE Unreal telling Abyss to stop eating Jelly Tots. Probably happy to self sabotage the company for a spot.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
Nick Hogaan's like "you cant mourn forever. Jimmy Hart get your ass up here and sing Daniel Powter's Bad Day.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
Vince looks like Roger Rabbit dressed him before slamming his head in a fridge.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social) reply parent
They'd have to. That TNA roster wont cut it.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
Surely if TNA is going up against AEW, WWE is going to have to throw TNA some guys to actually make this a tussle, right? That TNA roster is brutal for the most part. Surely throw AJ Styles down there or CM Punk for a mini run.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social) reply parent
One of the channels WWE is on by the sounds of it. Sort of a trade off for throwing them to the wolves, I guess.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
TNA was once of Spike TV and had Hulk Hogan, AJ Styles, Kurt Angle, Jeff Hardy (six months from being the biggest babyface in wrestling), RVD, Sting, Ric Flair, Samoa Joe, Nigel McGuinness etc. Someone get me a spade, if they go up against AEW with Dolph Ziggler and Tommy Dreamer rolling into town.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
TNA as a television property has absolutely zero appeal. Its basically the place you go to die. If AEW sat down and strategically placed their segments in order to fuck with anything decent they may have on the table, TNA would be ran off like they were in 2010.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
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Jimmy Two Heads ๐ป๐๐ (@jimmytwohands.bsky.social) reposted
Had a really stupid idea based on another meme I just made and so i had to make this, i am sorry
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social) reply parent
No, I got him.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social) reply parent
No, two idiot chefs from a skit with Gene Okerlund.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
42/44. Which is embarrassing to admit, but these two celebs nobody will ever get.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
Tell WWE to bring it. Its not like Jesus Christ is returning and riding a unicycle in the next street. AEW's got enough appeal and star power for it not to make much of a dent.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a bit scary. Although it was nice to hear Brooke say what was clear for years. Linda Hogan was the brains of the outfit. Remember when Hogan was considering the smartest man in wrestling? Then after 2007 ... seemed very dumb.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
Wish we met Big Daddy Dudley.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
Poor Victoria's spider handler was paid more than she was in TNA. That's fucked up.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
Kevin Owen's was at Hulk Hogan's funeral? Did they ever meet?
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social) reply parent
There's a video on youtube of someone being tasked to restore the head. Its mental. Why?
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
@franticplanet.bsky.social Greenclaws taken apart like Robocop in Robocop 2.
Mark Ashworth (@he6rt6gr6m.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Hats off to @iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social who got a shout-out on today's My World podcast, listing all the reasons bringing back Brock Lesnar is a potential PR disaster. I won't repeat them. But there's things I didn't know ever happened. He shouldn't be anywhere near women, let alone a TV camera.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
Am I evil if I said I'd love to watch Hulk Hogan's funeral for the thrill of seeing loads of 80s guys like it was a fucking Royal Rumble?
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
I'm not into conspiracy theories, but I'm just spit balling. Here's how the shit went down if I'm writing the ending to the Hogan movie: Hogan marries that scientologists daughter. He converts her to Christianity, the parents go "time Hulkamania to die."
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social) reply parent
He married one.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
Triple H got bodied by John Cena. After putting the Brock Lesnar return on Cena, John Boy came out today and said "they just deal them to me." He isnt taking the heat for this shit. John Cena isnt some NXT greenhorn.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
Bubba the Love Sponge and Brooke Hogan alleging that Hogan might have been done in my the scientologists for his money, because there was no autopsy. Even in death, the Hulkster is working people into a shoot.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck. Vince out of mothballs is a big worry after this week and Triple H's comments about "moving on"
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
Vince McMahon will be back on WWE TV at some point between now and Cena's retirement. If they brought Brock back, they'll risk it all for VInce.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social) reply parent
Bushwhacked and Celtic Pride should have been major hits, had it not been for comedy snobbery of the mid-90s.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
Dont celebrate people like Triple H or Shawn Michaels and the rest of the Kliq. Do a slight bit of research in how they treated Chyna, Madusa, Tammy Sytch and basically any woman that ever came in contact with them. Read Madusa's book. They are bad people.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
I know that Hogan's a bad mother (shut your mouth!), but seeing him like this knowing he had cancer is still pretty sad.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
Oh I used to love Time Crisis
forever botchamania (@maffewgregg.bsky.social) reposted
why does Summerslam have the Time Crisis logo
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
Punk's gear has the making of an eventually action figure Hall of Fame induction on the Major pod. That's going to sell a lot o toys.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
Bluesky is much better than twitter. Everyone keeps calling me a bastard. Bit harsh.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
He's a celebrity wrestler who nobody is sick of yet, after several appearances. So maybe he's right. Even Mr T got booed at WrestleMania II.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social) reply parent
Just say "Kevin Kelly is always calling our office to stooge shit off" without saying it, Joey.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social) reply parent
Vince McMahon almost killed a woman this week.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
Paul Levesque is in a job that was last taken up by a man so unprepared for life outside his own bubble that he almost killed a woman this week trying to go to the shops. Fuck knows what Triple H would do if he wasnt in the bubble. Burn the house down trying to make a pop tart?
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social) reply parent
I should have put a disclaimer "best Hogan ... from Hogan Knows Best."
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
Brooke Hogan needs to be studied, man. What a woman she is. Imagine asking to be taken out of the will of millionaire wrestler Hulk and ex-wife of million wrestler Linda's will, and going to college for interior design and getting by working as a waitress. She's the best Hogan.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
Watching WWE Unreal, and I'd have put money on it being Cardona who needed their underwear changing due to an "accident" in the Chelsea Green household, before I'd have guessed her.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
So, we're all in agreement. None of our diverse table of writers and agents have a problem with the Hogan tribute? Let's get it done.
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
Why of all the scenes did Vince McMahon bring Stephanie on the set of No Holds Barred during the filming where that dude tries and rape Joan Severance? "It's Daddy brings daughter to work day!"
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
CM Punk looks like the biggest fucking dork on WWE Unreal. The story of a man who ran out of options and has to bow to people he hates for money that he can't get anywhere else.
Kim Justice (@kimjustice.bsky.social) reposted
NEW VID: This was requested a lot, and here it is! The Worst of Low Ki, a talent who should have been so much more successful, but his attitude, stiffness and burnt bridges put paid to that. Enjoy and please share :) youtu.be/cd59BhXfZfE
IANdrew Dice Clay (@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social)
GET IN THERE AND MAKE IT ABOUT YOU!