Dan the beluga

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Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

Me over hear not realizing Granny Smiths were so fascinating

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social)

haven’t done one of these in a while

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn at least take her out on a date first

DaddyJew (@daddyjew.bsky.social) reposted

Cop: do you have anything illegal in the car? Me: depends, what state are we in? Cop: step out of the vehicle

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social)

The snack queen has spoken

Snack Queen (@auntiebaecc.blacksky.app) reposted

If you give me OJ with pulp, I'm convinced you hate me.

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social)

And you’re a serial killer

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

Verbob Marley

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

Brooo they so need to bring back the pretzel baconator

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social)

Come at me bro 🤣🤣 #dogs #animalsofbluesky #animal #animals #dog #MightAsWellLaugh #funny #meme #memes #joke #jokes #imliterallyabeluga

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social)

😂😂😂 #vegan #vegetarian #MightAsWellLaugh #funny #joke #jokes #meme #memes #healthy #imliterallyabeluga

Only Fans (@only-fans.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

earthbending their kidney stones

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

I-

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

Idk how to tell you this…

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

It looked tasty, how dare it

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

😟😟😟

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d do anything to cook a hotdog

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

Ik @scottietakeson.bsky.social is gonna like this one

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

And no beluga….yet 👀

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social)

*john mulaney voice* i was over on the bench

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

Mhm ^^

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

Who wouldn’t be happy around mermaids iykyk

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

Part of that might be bc I’ve been to alantis

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

*uses power washer to rinse out mouth during zoom meeting*

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s a government drone if I’ve ever seen one

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

You look nice :)

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty sure they’re reenacting Romeo and Juliet

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

Fr look how happy I am

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reposted

Oh but when I do it it’s “wtf are you doing here, And Get out of my closet” 😂😂😂 #MightAsWellLaugh #funny #meme #memes #jokes #joke #animal #animals #animalsofbluesky #rabbits #bunnies #imliterallyabeluga

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social)

🌊🩵 Beluga

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

Hahah I’m glad I made your day a little better As for the second part you’ll never get me mwahhahahaha

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social)

Oh but when I do it it’s “wtf are you doing here, And Get out of my closet” 😂😂😂 #MightAsWellLaugh #funny #meme #memes #jokes #joke #animal #animals #animalsofbluesky #rabbits #bunnies #imliterallyabeluga

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

Metal bending the titanium plate in my opponents head into the shape of a bunny :>

hello internet, welcome to gabe theory (@pochipatriarch.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

airbending farts Into my opponent

wargen (@funeralpig.bsky.social) reposted

waterbending the diarrhea out of my opponent

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh but when I do it you gotta put more plastic into the ocean 😒

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

I bet you feel pretty silly right now lol

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

And she knows it too 😂

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

Two can play the stare game

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

Fr I can provide misinformation for free and I look cute

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social)

@docatcdi.com I swear you’ve followed me back at least 10 times lol

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

You def need an animal sidekick

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

Anything is edible if you’re brave enough

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

Fun fact belugas are also pretty comforting

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh hell no it’s at least 60

David Benson (@punnyone.bsky.social) reposted

#definitelymorethan30

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reposted

Only two showers till Christmas!!!

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social)

Only two showers till Christmas!!!

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

Hello land animal! 🙂

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s some at the sea floor

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social)

Bugs bunny seems into that

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reposted

No thoughts just hotdog

FunnyVia (@funnyviaa.bsky.social) reposted

Lol 😂😂

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social)

No thoughts just hotdog

Little Pisster (@omo-imouto.pub.moe) reposted

pro tip: pee yourself

Anise K. Strong (@anisekstrong.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

Me and who

wargen (@funeralpig.bsky.social) reposted

the sexual tension between me and calling in sick to work

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social)

THESE THIN MINTS ARENT MAKING ME THINNER WTF 😠

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

This you?

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

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Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

Yk what they say 1 step up 3 steps down lol

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social)

He knows his rights 😂 #MightAsWellLaugh #meme #memes #joke #jokes #funny #imliterallyabeluga

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

Ohhhh the hashtag bet

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m confused join you in what

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t see a cat

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh would you look at the time

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social)

Me just trying smile through my bullshit

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

Beach pizza

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

This but ima beluga

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the funniest thing I’ve read all day

Jac (@dairyqueenslime.bsky.social) reposted

the band is called U2 because hearing it inclines u 2 turn that shit off

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reposted

IKEA be like: #meme #memes #joke #jokes #funny #shopping #IKEA #relatablr #sweden @swedenun.bsky.social @swedenineu.bsky.social #imliterallyabeluga @smuckersbrand.bsky.social sponsor me

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social)

IKEA be like: #meme #memes #joke #jokes #funny #shopping #IKEA #relatablr #sweden @swedenun.bsky.social @swedenineu.bsky.social #imliterallyabeluga @smuckersbrand.bsky.social sponsor me

DocAtCDI (@docatcdi.com) reposted

I walked into a bank, pointed a long, thin piece of wood at the ceiling shouting: This is a stick up! I didn't think that it woodwork They removed me from the branch I got probation when the judge saw I was only shooting planks

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social)

A winter selfie to beat the heat North Pole

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

Ik sure nobody will notice

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

You could sell your organs

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

What cat

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reposted

Don’t use ChatGPT I can provide misinformation and I look cute

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

Bet 😼 #birdsarentreal

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

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Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social)

Don’t use ChatGPT I can provide misinformation and I look cute

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social)

Ima just leave this here lol

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social)

I think I’m looking at a murder

kay ⟡₊ ⊹ (@pawmi.bsky.social) reposted

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social)

#starbucks #timhortons #coffee #joke #jokes #meme #memes #funny #relatable

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social)

I mean it’s a fitting mug 😂 #starbucks #timhortons #coffee #joke #jokes #meme #memes #funny #relatable

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social)

#starbucks #timhortons #coffee #joke #jokes #meme #memes #funny #relatable

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no!! How else am I going to get an infected piercing?!?!

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social)

Good workers are hard to find

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Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

How do you feel about a beluga at the dinner table

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah I would like a glass of lemonade Sir that’s not lemonade

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social)

Ik it’s only August but I surrender #relatable #pokemon #pokémon

Dan the beluga (@icantshutup.bsky.social) reply parent

There is a hare on my screen

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