This makes me happy for reasons I don't understand and don't want to understand
We're caught in a trap. I can't walk out.
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This makes me happy for reasons I don't understand and don't want to understand
this is cinema
celebrity [throws dart] crocodile wrangler is found guilty of [crys "pull!" shoots skeet] 2 counts of attempting to [the music stops, frantically sits in a chair] pervert the course of justice
The first 30 minutes of this movie rule. Everything else is terrible, then Rhianna makes it worse.
You can look up the inflation rates. It's public information.
You don't have any idea what you're talking about it. Please stop.
The highest inflation was halfway through his second year, and they never dropped precipitously.
Inflation was relatively low for his inauguration, moderately high after his first year, spiking in the middle of his second year.
Dazed and Confused 2: Carcosa buzz
There are plenty of SOEs where the government fully owns the companies. Lower Saxony has a 20% voting stake in Volkswagen's corporate governance, which gives them enough to veto decisions.
Most of the countries on Earth do this. Half of Europe has a stake in Airbus.
Local Oaf Not Sure What Part Of Counter You Order At https://theonion.com/local-oaf-not-sure-what-part-of-counter-you-order-at-1819577026/
We're about to see a record number of flags for too many guys on the field.
Occupations, famous for their absence of propaganda
I think it's just a fake graphic
Remember when a bunch people were getting mysterious seeds from China, and the government was like "Under no circumstances should you plant those seeds!" What if we were supposed to plant the Chinese mystery seeds? What if our only hope is a grandma in Iowa with too many cats and one potted plant?
Get in losers, we're doing mayhem!
Interviewer, People Magazine but for Food: Tell us about the Asiago Bacon Ranch. Wendy Thomas: It is so delicious that most of the earth's surface will be dedicated to making it. Interviewer: Incredible. Wendy: Humanity will build a space station to harness sandwich rays from the sun to make more.
nothing is ever going to beat "TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY BECAUSE I'M POOR"
Buddy, you can't even criticize Israel in most so-called "free democratic" countries without retaliation.
Yes, but like most stupid and obviously false conservative claims, they're not based on the belief that other countries are doing it, but on the desire to do it themselves and a pre-emptive justification.
Beto calf cramp lady is a real poster. The screenshot account is a phony poster.
Until somebody throws a bigger sandwich
this one
Can you imagine how insufferable a conversation with someone who thinks this would be?
It isn't miraculous when you understand what goes into it. It's hundreds of billions of dollars, man-hours, kilowatt hours, gallons of water, etc. In the context of Eisenhower's chance for peace speech, it isn't miraculous at all; it's wasteful and pathetic.
Against what was, by far, the biggest accomplishment of Trump's first term.
happy Wizard Wednesday to all who celebrate
Troll 2. If they've never seen a movie before, even the worst movie will impress them. You have the chance to engineer a viewing experience where each successive movie is the best movie they've ever seen.
The tech is mostly lame and useless. The people behind it are scary and malicious.
If you're paying attention to who is deploying this tool and what their aims are, it's easy to see that this is a great crime against humanity. Its primary use is to help kids cheat at school. The goal is to make it the arbiter of truth, while depriving people of the ability to seek it themselves.
It's already here, and everyone but dipshits like you and fascists hate it.
When I say that there's zero emotion in those words, I mean that as an objective statement, not a subjective one. There's no expression of emotion. No joy, anger, sadness, fear, lust, etc. Just a bunch of metaphors used to regurgitate the prompt.
You're a dumb cunt who writes purple prose to cover the vapidity of his thoughts.
If you tell the machine to write a poem, it will give stanzas and probably meter and rhyme. It used paragraphs and mostly whole sentences, because it's aping prose. Colorful prose, but still prose. You can tell just by looking at it, without even reading.
I'm not your friend
That's prose, not poetry.
There's zero emotion here. It's just explaining pareidolia. The metaphors get muddled, rather than sustained.
I would use the soothing oatmeal dog shampoo, but I would not eat the dog food taco.
“Do you believe 2+2=4” “Thank you for your question and wow haha, I don’t get that one too often!! You know it is the right of every child to deserve a quality education in math. The intricacies of addition and subtraction boggle the mind and force us to think about the profound realities of…”
dozens of tamagotchis, no longer living in sin
I honestly can’t believe there are still any AI skeptics out there. This tech is obviously revolutionary
Rubbing it in on all of the constipated people.
Stare at your belly button all you like. I'm lookin at boats.
The Harris campaign spent some in Ohio. Some of that is because markets like Toledo and Youngstown have crossover into highly targeted states. Some of it was in hopes to boost Sherrod Brown. Some is because Ohio was recently a swing state, and I think Democrats are reticent to give it up entirely.
Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries
They can target your location on the internet, too, grandson.
I also say "experimence," apparently, so maybe I don't know shit.
I did, and I saw Trump's ad about Harris approving trans surgeries in prison a few hundred times, but I don't recall seeing many Harris ads.
Unless you lived in a swing state, there was no 2024 campaign. Most people don't remember what it was like, because they did not experimence it.
I will never not laugh at this
There's a CHEETO in the prison cell!
This was the Tsunami update I needed.
She's the rare actually antisemitic antizionist.
Always hard to choose between Scandinavian and Japanese interior design
I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see
Ran the numbers on this so please explain then why neither Kobayashi nor Joey Chestnut are -83 years old but are actually in fact both still alive and aging You Can’t
I asked ChatGPT what will I be? Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? Here's what it said to me: Que sera, sera Whatever will be, will be The future's not ours to see Que sera, sera STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
he died in the sand and was reborn. this is blasphemous
that ninja was birthed from the sand
i can't be expected to cook my own goiters.
Boss just surprised us by unveiling her brand new vibrantly coloured plumage. No doubt an attempt to intimidate us
He's sticking to his strength: fiction.
This could fully pass for something on Clickhole, but it’s real, and I love it. Even down to his name.
(shouting, clapping, stomping my feet) Jammy eggs! Jammy eggs! Jammy eggs!
Meteor Man erasure
Got damn
Me logging on to Bluesky.
Mansquito
Is that Wal-Mart Mike?
I used to work for a job that let us have unlimited soda. I got fat. I can't be trusted with unlimited soda. I'm not strong enough.
Oklahoma Blowjob Nosferatu, obviously
Different guy. This is just some guy.
The guy who shows up in the playoffs.
How dare you slander Belinda Carlisle like that? Who the fuck do you think you are?
Nobody's asking you to edit their posts. That's a much greater sin than a mediocre word choice.
Dracula hummers are coastal elite, cosmopolitan frippery. The hardworking, rough and tumble Midwestern working class only goes for werewolf dome.
I think about this clip alot.
My son keeps demanding a corn festival.
They might prefer winning to losing, but it's a tertiary concern to a certain group maintaining dominance over the party and a certain ideology maintaining dominance within the party, even if it's at odds with the voters of the party and the electorate at odds. In short, it's a machine-first party.
That wasn't close to the last time. There was South Yemen, Afghanistan, and Somalia, and plenty of other countries with some sort of commitment to socialism, like Libya, Bangladesh, Algeria, etc. Several of these experiments suffered similar fates to Iran, but some persevere in a fashion.
on his way to steal your girl
It's a good idea to say "I know you can talk" to every animal you meet, just in case
Stop scrolling, weary traveler, and rest for a moment
I don't believe so, in spite of Maxine Waters best efforts
Ironic jello eaters are just jello eaters.
"WelcomeFEST folks" and "outsiders" are mutually exclusive. It's an insiderist, elitist, institutionalist group. They'll try to dress up some Beltway swamp monster Blue Dog swimming in blood and oil money as an outsider, but nobody is going to buy it.
No. The polling was like this before their endorsements. Generally, endorsements don't matter very much. They're somewhat effective for low-information voters, so Clinton could make some tiny difference, but even then, those voters are unlikely to hear about it. Clyburn doesn't matter, at all.
NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot
It's a very good looking calzone
The overwhelming majority of people over the past 50,000 years died early, ugly deaths before they reached the age of 40.
they say there is no beauty left in this world but i say neigh
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