You're the coolest!!!
Hello, I'm that vampire that reads. 🇬🇧 Professional book pervert. Reviews in Scream Horror Magazine. #BookSky Horror/Fantasy/Romance/Thriller I say weird and unsettling things, let's be friends. instagram: @thevampireslibrary
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You're the coolest!!!
I'm racing through it omg literally can't stop 😂 I wish it wasn't so dark though, I can't see anything 😅
I'm late to the party with Yellowjackets but I'm pretty obsessed with it
Cool vampire edition of @screamhorrormag.com 😍 I have reviews of incredible books by the nicest kindest most talented authors in this issue! @jonathanjanz.bsky.social @rebecca-rowland.bsky.social
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Right? Hahaha he was ranting about drugs and I was sitting there like ...ok 👀
It wasn't even a date it was just a convo he was with friends who knew my friends and just struck up a convo hahaha had to say to my mates TELL HIM IM NOT ON DRUGS
In the UK we don't call it soda or pop and no one says coca cola we call it coke, that's why I said I prefer coke so it's even wilder he took such a leap 😂
A guy asked me if I drank & I said not really tbh I prefer coke, tell me why this man assumed I meant cocaine ¬ the soft drink& then went on a rant about how bad drugs are, I was like...weird turn of convo but yes I agree & then he's like YOU JUST SAID YOU LIKE COKE and I'm like AS IN COLA BITCH
🔥 COVER REVEAL 🔥 can't believe I get to help reveal the cover of one of my favourite authors new books! NOWHERE BURNING, Peter Pan meets Lord of the Flies set at a fictional version of Michael Jackson’s abandoned Neverland Ranch? Thankyou @viperbooks.bsky.social @catrionaward.bsky.social
My full review will be in scream magazine but I made this cos I thought it was cute 🤭 loved it! @olivieblake.bsky.social
Hahah harry! 😂 I hope you are blessed by the book gods too!
*incoherent noises and possible sobs* What do you meaaaaaan I have an early copy of Play Nice by @rachelharrison.bsky.social thankyou so much @titanbooks.bsky.social @kabriya.bsky.social
I started Girl Dinner by @olivieblake.bsky.social and you know when you can just tell, I can just feel it in my breasts that this is gonna be exceptional 🤩 two pages in and I'm like yes slay Blake SLAY
A book that feels like Florence & The Machine's Shake It Out, full review over on the 📷 app! Thankyou @titanbooks.bsky.social for the proof! www.instagram.com/p/DNOLOEQsqc...
I just got back from seeing WEAPONS at the cinema and its the comedy of the year are you kidding me 😂 love it
Bibliophile ✅️ Cinephile ✅️ Crocodile ✅️
I miss Twin Peaks do you?
Donating some books to my aunties friends book club, they're all in their 80's, the dexter books are ok aren't they? I don't wanna traumatise someone's Nan 😂
Me and my portable dvd player against the world
I like em biggggg I like em chunkyyyyy 😍 it's so pretty!
I just wanted to show you all my top and my new lipstick ok bye x
it's like walking upto someone and going "I don't like your outfit" and the person being like okkk and walking away and the person grabbing hold of them like "NO BUT DID YOU HEAR ME I DONT LIKE IT!!!!"
Why are people so shocked that an author asked a reviewer to remove her tag on a negative review and now the reviewer is like OmG CanT TakE crItiCisM...
AHHHH SO EXCITED!
Its not deep really but I'm v passionate about twilight 🤣🤣
Romantasy is typically set in a fantasy world and paranormal romance is in a real world setting with some paranormal elements like vampires/werewolves etc
Twilight is not a romantasy so why is Waterstones calling it one, it's a paranormal romance. I have a PHD in Twilight thankyou for listening.
Giveaway for COFFIN MOON proof, open to UK & US www.instagram.com/p/DMnb0dsoHN...
I somehow ended up with two so give-a-way? Open internationally cos I'm a cutie and don't forget my American pals? 😇
Isn't it! It makes my mouth water I dunno why i think cos the colors remind me of sweets lol
horror and dark academia clash in a gloriously gruesome and gory tale of survival in THE LIBRARY AT HELLEBORE by Cassandra Khaw I literally loved this book SO much, I cant wait for you all to read my full review in Scream mag in october, thanks @titanbooks.bsky.social for the finished copy!
FYI: Lestat is shirtless and ready to rock in new images from Season 3 of the hit Anne Rice series INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE.
Someone blocked me because I got a proof of Coffin Moon and they didn't lmao
I just the best bookmail, like, ever? @blackcrowbooks.bsky.social truly spoil me and I am the most grateful! @keithrosson.bsky.social
I've started saying "yeah this fucks!" when something is good and I blame @scribeofhades.bsky.social because I saw he said it once and it sounded cool 😂
This review of SHITSHOW from the awesome @igotbigbooks.bsky.social! preorder from the good folks at @sobelobooks.bsky.social sobelobooks.com/shop/p/shits...
I am so sad 😔 this is so sad!
People are trying to cancel stephen king on threads and I can't cope, talking about how weird he is for writing child orgies, darlings have you ever heard of a METAPHOR
About to start The Institute 🤓 only 2 episodes up but I'm super excited it's one of my fav books by our ste (lol it made me sick to type that, dya think his friends call him ste?) Anyone watched it yet? Il be back to report my thoughts (oo poet)
It's too hot to spell correctly
Me when the doctor says hmm you might be anemic
I should of put more details I just got excited and wanted my internet friends to see 🤣🤣🤣
Can you sign each one to me 🥹😂
It's on illumicrates instagram, there will be a presale first for subscribers I think, titan have posted on X about it as well!
Loveeeee jade 😍
Same hahaha
*heavy breathing* @sgj.bsky.social @titanbooks.bsky.social
I'm going to try and get there, maybe have a little holiday on York 😅 I'd love to meet you too!
But also you should come to Liverpool 😇
I thought it was Joe's post 😂 my bad hahaha
Will you be coming to Liverpool this year for any signings 👀 🙏 might summon a dragon to make it happen 😅
I love itttttt omg
If my message or email comes across as overly familiar, needy, desperate, and starved of human connection, that wasn't me. That was Patricia.
Yes go read it! Or else 🔪 😇
Summer what? SUMMERWEEN Bag and books of the week, is it a thing? I'm making it one! @titanbooks.bsky.social
Hard to answer because i read/love horror but I'd say it's be OK if you dont get squeamish easily or don't mind dark themes
I was trying to Google side effects of codeine because my dosage has been upped and I have to take a lot for pain management and if theres side effects i always get the worst ones, and I was looking at the effects like omg wat... it had auto corrected to cocaine lol
Labubus for goths 👀 I love these they're so cute 😭
I've been laughing at a meme for 30mins and I feel embarrassed, I've got the giggles, but I'm just home alone crying laughing and my dog is just on the opposite sofa judging me
It's so good!
Same!! I'm loving it 🤩 hope we get more in this world!
I'm a little over half way through this and I can say with absolute certainty it's going to one of my favourite books! @titanbooks.bsky.social @casskhaw.bsky.social
KPop Demon Hunters, watched it twice, might watch it thrice, obsessed
I beg your finest of pardons
Omggg
I was about to post about this but Jesse has! How stunning 🤩🤩
Sorry I'm late I had to move every snail out of harms way on my way over because apparently they have a death wish just chilling in the middle of the road 😭 🐌
This sounds so good omg a group of people kidnap an heiress not knowing she's preggers with the antichrist ?? Shutup what!! Thankyou @baharkutluk.bsky.social @titanbooks.bsky.social @nedbeauman.bsky.social
Hahahah same 😂😂😂
Well It's kind of a play on words Ahem 😅 🍉 🍉
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Everyone go read Wendy's books (yes, all of them OR ELSE 🔪 😇)they're the best!
OH MY GOD !!!!! @joe-hill.bsky.social
It baffles me honestly I want a book to read it, why would you NOT read a book 😂😂😂
I don't think this is a thing though, she tried to make out like everyone does it and I don't think that's true, it's a real slap on the face to authors and smaller creators, mad to just openly post about it 🫨
A huge book influencer admitted with her full chest she fakes reviews on netgalley to keep her percentage up....
THE UK DOESNT KNOW IT EXISTS OMG
Me to anyone during this heatwave: Sorry I cannot continue our conversation because I am too hot and I'm trying not to cry because the tears would only be hot and add to the heat, thankyou.
COVER REVEAL for FALLEN CITY by @adriennebooks.bsky.social @titanbooks.bsky.social Step into a Greco-Roman fantasy world where a forbidden romance threatens the fate of an entire city and the will of the gods... So excited for this!
Who am I hexing 🧙♀️
The speed at which I just replied to an email from @titanbooks.bsky.social @kabriya.bsky.social was honestly frightening, I just got real excited 😅🫣 Me:
Still can't believe I have this 😱 I keep picking it up and just staring at it, a million thanks again to @headlinebooks.bsky.social KING SORROW by @joe-hill.bsky.social is out October 🐉
I cant believe it honestly!
Lovely Ali Hazelwood! For her opinion on a fictional character 🙄🙄
Stop harassing and bullying authors to the point they delete their social media. You absolute freaks.
Yay! Can't wait to read it!
What kind of bed bug is dis 🥹
So jealous of everyone at stokercon! One year I will get there (I want that to come across as the threat it is)
😂😂😂 yesss
Wild friday nights
I put that bit in brackets because I thought US had a different date, they do for mothers day? I dunno
Walking into any shop in the UK this last week is like Ha ha your dad's dead!" (It's Father's day in the UK soon)
I have peaked in life. @joe-hill.bsky.social @headlinebooks.bsky.social
Book recommendations I'd give people who say "reading isn't political" *side eye*
Just a girl, a girl who is begging @pantheonbooks.bsky.social to approve me for Tom's Crossing by @markzdanielewski.bsky.social on netgalley 👀
*THE BAG* has finally arrived 🥹 I adored this book s'much @torbooksuk.bsky.social
Hahah I'm so jealous! What a premise!!
Not anymore:(
Why won't people let me in their bookish online friendship cliques like let me sit with you or I'll burn all the seats and you until there's nothing but ash (kidding 😬) is it because I have big boobs I can't help it