Gamer/data nerd/transplant recipient/ripped huge strong dude with glorious beard A wise man knows that which he does not know. And I don’t know a lot. Steam: Thumper81 Xbox: VikingBrother81 Switch: SW-1522-8147-5908 Twitch: ThumpkinPie
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How is your mustache game?
KarmHaHa! Works really well
Okay, now that would be something that could actually distract me. Or baby monkeys playing with puppies.
This reminds me that now that I have a sense of humor about it, I wanna watch the video of me fighting off nurses while I was coming off anesthesia
Damn, that’s crazy. What’s up with the Epstein Files? The circus still isn’t working on me lmao
Does he do such a horrible job to try and convince people he isn’t really Hispanic?
He’s trying to navigate someone’s thought process to find out exactly how something so stupid came out of their mouth.
I was wondering which one of us is supposed to be the smaller mushroom humping the bigger one’s leg. They’re forming Voltron or something
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomato score. The scene with the beads is seriously workplace goals.
Right? Like edit it seventeen times agonizing over slight details like the rest of us! I will say I like the feature that’s all “It looks like you’re saying something about sending an attachment. Just checking in case you actually wanted to attach something.”
When the smack talk gets a little too real and you switch to your main. To crush an 8 year old.
Okay, I’m socially awkward as all fuck, and I can respond to a professional email.
I feel like Owens would tear Loomer with a normal face up, but what kind of plastic is her new face made out of?
As a child, I always thought I’d grow up to be like a wizard or something, but it turns out I’m a himbo werewolf
Oh no! Twitter Tracy and Bluesky Becky are on the case!
If I just stick to a list, it’s way cheaper than the grocery store, but how the hell do I do that? I just end up making Asian something for weeks after
There’s one near me that’s also a produce wholesaler! It’s an amazing place
Makes sense. I’m a bipolar vegetable that’s prone to going on wild rampages
I mean, like Pokemon, like trainer
He likes it when you play with his beard
Hear me out: Robert Englund deserves a redo for Nightmare on Elm Street 2. Playing an evil puppet’s conscience could give him that opportunity.
This just made it a must watch for me
I am still hoping for an Odin Sphere re-anything. I’d love to see what they could do with modern hardware
Don’t be silly. If we cross out all the headless torsos that had been there for forever, we estimate that was likely closer to 87%
Holy fuck. Now I really wish I had gone to a Waffle House at 3 am when the RNC was in town.
How do you think I go back to normal?
There are all these weird monsters running around, and I get really hairy once in a while if the moon is full. Can I stay with you? 👉👈
I thought about micromanaging whatever he was doing as long as she was there. When I have peace and quiet again, he will too
Have you tried jumping up on the desk and hissing when people get too close?
God, could you imagine what happens to a country if one of their reporters says the Epstein Files word?
There was one about noticing bulges. I notice bulges all the time, but I’ve only shot someone in the neck once. He asked for it in the face, but my aim was off that day.
Omg. The guy that came to fix the water heater wasn’t bad. It was his wife? Daughter? Baby mama? Idunno that dropped drinks off and had a conversation in a super loud voice the entire time.
I remember seeing him saying something like “A real fan will pay $80” and me thinking “A real fan knows to wait for a sale or for it to show up on a subscription service”
Speaking of, if his feet look like that, the package probably looks like some kind of one-eyed blowfish. Like you can’t see the Frank for the beans.
If it helps you visualize any, my feet looked like microwave burritos with like Vienna sausages sticking out the bottom.
Donald Duck shoots lightning. Isn’t that like the entire plot right there?
You caught me on a good day ❤️
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
He was someone’s uncle in multiple timelines!
I am appalled that there aren’t enough people with sufficient common sense to follow you and push you into the septuple digits
I personally like how he left the graffiti below it alone before turning to… pose? Is that a pose? for the camera
Damn them cankles thicc like oatmeal
Fuck their feelings
They told me I was going to cardiac rehab. Nobody said anything about getting on a GD treadmill!
In college, both my dorm and the classrooms were on top of separate hills, so I had to go uphill both ways to use it, too.
Actually, just list the ingredients, and I will psycho analyze her through them.
Was anything weird going into the potato salad? If there are raisins, she may be a sociopath.
Happy birthday!
Also, lol! I’m writing about an abortion in my English class!
He went to some kind of trade school after, right? Like for multiple years since then?
I like how you take initiative and give yourself more assignments.
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Daddy Chill would be a really good name for a dessert place
They’re drugging the dogs. They’re drugging the cats.
I should totally try a pie crust made from fresh Oreos and one made from stale ones. Like for science or something
I’m writing English literature papers to get this degree to get the job that gets you the big ass studio. There is no chill, only daddy.
So this means you’ve done your homework and there’s at least some shapes on a paper of some sort, right?
Now I simply must have a former Waffle House employee in a game at some point. Be like “This zombie apocalypse ain’t shit. People acting like I haven’t filled one of these glass syrup pitchers with gasoline and a rag before”
Duh. Using weather machines and space lasers!
When people misuse the word literally, I figuratively die.
Can we start passing out maga purity tests, but have them all tailored to different flavors of crazy?
I mean, I can try really hard to sleep in a different position, but then the snoring starts.
Stretched diagonally across the bed with all the sheets wrapped around me and any blankets kicked onto the floor, if possible. Why, yes, I am single. How did you know?
You’re fine lol. I did realize that karma just got me back for this exchange from like ‘05: Bartender after carding me: I can’t believe I’m serving liquor to someone who wasn’t alive when John Lennon was shot! Me: Who’s John Lennon?
Creepy guy: (something creepy) Me: I used to be scared of the dick Can I throw lips to your shit? Creepy guy: Uhhhh…..
I got you with bars that totally aren’t thinly veiled plaigari… copyright infringed Lil’ Kim lyrics if they do.
Voodoo. You must have missed me dancing around your job with a chicken
I was gonna say creatine works too, but probably not as well as that
Valhalla and their standards department just called. You have to die in battle, not cheap pleather.
Boston Tea Party is a really good strain for those.
Dude, is that her on the left outside your house?
Happy birthday!
Oh lord, and you can’t blame another right wing influencer when video games are RIGHT THERE
Most recent I saw was about four hours ago when they actually told everyone what was written on the bullets
I really kinda liked their Gauntlet
And today, how many books has that counselor gotten published?
Oh, honey, that’s not why people don’t like you.
I’m sitting here telling myself “You don’t need a Switch 2 yet just so you can play Pokopia. You have Pokémon and farming sim games at home you haven’t finished.”
Holy boulders, I mean shoulders!
Thoughts, prayers, and Epstein files, cabrones!
He seriously looks like imposter syndrome is a person
There was a NES video game about a boy and his blob. He fed the blob jelly beans to make it turn into different shapes. Now I want a boy and his beard where different beard lotions give different upgrades.
Six people got shot near me early this morning. It’s like ten shooting victims later where I am. I can’t really keep track any more.
Please tell me it’s still something like a math worksheet with like ten easy ass addition problems
Okay. You can use it as a blanket or rope if necessary, but you gotta be the human shield in case of fire. I don’t like the way my beard smells when it gets burned. Deal?
Don’t feel bad. I’ve tried to start my car with my house keys before.
Wait. Are we protecting our beards or protecting things with our beards?
Omg! Build-a-Bug!
I did that weird giggle/guffaw mix I do sometimes. Does that count?
Omg. You would have the most adorable uniforms for your shock troops
Wanna roll around in a pile of gummy bears?
I heard something on CNN. They were like “There was a shooting in Colorado, too, but back to eulogizing Charlie Kirk…”
Too late!
Someone make sure the “transgender ideology” words written on the bullets aren’t in sharpie
I feel like everybody should get a rebuttal to their eulogy. Sort of like the State of the Union but at a funeral.
I feel like the saying should be changed to “thoughts, prayers, and Epstein files”
