Fragrance obsessed internet hottie ๐ Buy me a gift ๐ https://throne.com/ilytommi
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I asked my gf if sheโs ready for the rapture, she gone say โyeah ima miss you thoโ. Then I told her she gone have to get a husband when she gets up there and now *eye* play too much ๐๐๐. It wasnโt too much when she said I wasnโt making the cut tho!
Sending a freaky text then checking 3 times to make sure I sent it to the right person ๐๐
3 more days until my gf is in my arms ๐ฅน (and buried between my thighs ๐คญ)
Lmaooo make her last day worthwhile!
Ima put yโall on to some good secular music since the rapture tomorrow and yโall gone be on gospel for eternity ๐
Shit letโs have a cookout then? ๐
Yeah they said Jesus coming to get us tomorrow apparently! I donโt believe in Christianity tho so I canโt go on the field trip with yโall ๐ฃ๐
whether i have a single dollar or a million, you wouldnโt be able to tell because my value has never been tied to money.
Strangers feel so comfortable making oddly aggressive and assumptive comments to other people online. Donโt do that shit to me, I will cuss you out ๐
I didnโt even know the rapture was tomorrow. Thatโs how you know I only care about my own life.
Plus Texas is so big, thereโs a lot of driving and I donโt want to spend too much time commuting from place to place. Ugh Iโm just so excited and I want her visit to be perfect.
Iโve revised this weekendโs itinerary multiple times. Iโm so excited for my gf to come. Iโm trying to find the perfect balance between quality time, showing her my city and letting her experience our bomb ass food spots.
Like why are you upset about your friend buying a VIP room? Unless heโs your boyfriend????
Some men are so obsessed with what other men do with their money and itโs extremely weird
That one TikTok of the kid saying โdo you know what time Jesus is coming to get us?โ is so freaking funny
A manipulative person that canโt take accountability is the worst trigger for autistic people. It pisses me off BAD ๐
The old me hated bugs, animals and such. The new, earthly in-tune me says hi when I see spiders. Growth is so cute and funny.
I found a tiny frog and heโs so cute! I love him! I wish i could keep him ๐ฅน๐๐ธ
I want hot Cheetos but i really donโt wanna go to the store
Sitting outside with rain and a cool breeze >>>
Sex symbol, but Iโve really got a beautiful mind โจ
Just tread lightly ๐ Iโm nice tho!
No. Weโve never had an issue, but thereโs no gun to your head forcing you to stay baby
Thatโs why you never brag on em and never save their number
I want one of those Bear pelt rugs from the movies and cartoons
Dang I wanna go to sleep but itโs not even 6pm. Itโs too late for a nap and too early for bed
Thereโs funny people then there are witty people. Witty people are elite. (Me)
Iโve heard! Hopefully i can go to one
If free thinker is the new word for misandrist, then, yes.
Iโm excited. Iโm pretty sure I can go to a home game for a reasonable price. I tried to get into basketball (wnba) this year but the tickets were so high when teams came to my city
Only time Iโm worried about a man is when Iโm googling how much his position at his company pays.
Yes Iโm familiar with baseball, soccer and football.
Okay so similar to soccer?
You new here if you think Iโm worried about niggas ๐คฃ
I hate when I forget the silly thing I was coming here to say
I donโt follow hockey so I guess Iโm just rooting for my cityโs team. Lol. I still need to learn the basics
Yay! Ima start looking for tix
When is hockey season? I wanna go to a hockey game
Itโs always so funny when Iโm scrolling TikTok bc every time I see an attractive man heโs either bi or gay ๐. I canโt do shit with a heterosexual man but bully him
Me @ the spider that lives next to my doorbell cam: โAlright friend Iโm gone. Have a good day and watch the house for me โบ๏ธโ Lol idk why Iโm so weird
Mine just has fine players
Idk bc for me, foreplay starts outside the bedroom. Certain things done throughout the day make me desire my partner. So thatโs anticipation but itโs not โplannedโ
Yโall why did I get carded for alcohol last night??? I know I have a baby face but I look at least 21! Iโm damn near 30 and still getting carded. kinda crazy lol๏ฟผ Not complaining I was just so shocked when she asked for my ID lol. Bc she didnโt card the person next to me when they sat down๏ฟผ.
This time next week Iโll be laid up with my gf. I canโt wait ๐ฅน
Japa-nigga is frying me. Why is this show so funny ๐ญ #beautyinblack
I just started singing in a deep nasally voice and my gf talking about โyeah I know you sleepyโ ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ not she said Iโm doing too much lmaooo
I want a pet elephant so bad. Baby elephants are so cute
My pedicure looks sooo good. I should have gotten the techโs name
Eating a triple meat burger is so disgustingly big backed. Thatโs the kind of greed they talked about in the bible.
I asked the nail tech to change my nail color 4 times before we found the color I pictured in my head. I am not one of those girls thatโs gonna pay then get online and complain. Soon as they paint the first nail, โum, can you take it off? I donโt like itโ Iโm paying to be satisfied
Thank you!
I love my nails extra extra sharp
I hugged someone today and they said โyou always smell so good.โ Safe to say, my day has been made ๐ฅฐ
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Itโs so addictive I havenโt stopped sniffing myself since I sprayed it. Itโs perfectly unisex but I canโt lie, Iโd sign my life savings over if I smelled this on a woman. Itโs just so sexy!
This is a solid 9/10. It definitely has potential to be my new favorite fragrance. It opens boozy with a plum undertone. then some cinnamon and a hint of osmanthus comes through. I donโt get vanilla from this at all even when worn on top of w vanilla body butter. #perfumesky
I wish USPS had live tracking. I need to know exactly how many stops away my package is!
Idk if I wanna wear Eilish 2 or if I wanna try to wait for this new perfume to be delivered
My toxic trait is I only accept cash and gift apologies. How do I know youโre really sorry otherwise??
Gentle reminder that if you dm me, Iโm gonna assume itโs bc you wanna send me money. Iโll talk to you in the comments all day long though โบ๏ธ Please donโt dm me ๐
Iโm loving this villain arc that Kimmie is on I canโt even lie.
Dang my favorite person to bully deleted their page โน๏ธ
Oh the sample card is Le Parfum x Jacomo
Scent Mail โจ I got 5ml decants bc their full bottle prices are outrageous. TF Rose Prick is so pretty but absolutely not worth the tag. Amouage is totally worth it. But Iโm twenty-something + a $500 bottle of perfume is poor money management. A bottle will live on my shelf soon tho! #perfumesky
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Smh. Ainโt no real hustlers left ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ
Jesus loves sinners too!!!
Lmaoooooo you want the money or not???
Time to start selling ass
This gone be a hot take with the squares but if you one of those women that feels like a man should trick on you from the first second he lays eyes on you, you should just stop dating and be a hoe. Quit being scary and commit to the bag fr if you really bout it.
When a man keeps trying to touch me but he ainโt got no ones in his hand ๐คฃ
Tyler Perryโs obsession with gay black menโฆ dare I say he might be gay?
This is absolutely a hate watch lol
I canโt stand Tyler Perry. Why not make a show about willing SWers?? Why is he so obsessed with women suffering?? This man wrote a show about essentially a brothel
What in the hell kind of strip club is this???
I already promised someone Iโd watch it lol theyโre expecting a gossip sesh next time I see them
Lord I done been peer pressured into watching beauty in black
I met whites girls my age with similar cognitive processing styles, similar executive dysfunction, similar difficulty in childhood (which is a qualifying criteria for the ADHD assessment) but since they are not pooooor or Blaaaack So anywho, that's why we talk about elitism, ableism, and misogynoir
I love being loved ๐ฅฐ
I know parcel carriers be sick of me. I get at least 3 packages a week. Iโm addicted to spending money
I woke up so damn sore. I shook so much ass last night idk if I have any left. Iโm scared to look behind me ๐
My makeup looks pretty but itโs not photographing well ๐ญ
Lmaoooooo like I send a video of some shoes and she's like let's go try them on ๐๐ฅด. Literally tries to get me to spend her money. Couldn't be me!!!
Heard she lookin for a gift i told her Iโm a walking prize ๐
Amen! They arguing about who pays for what and my gf is getting mad bc I asked her if I spent too much money ๐
Itโs easier to blame others for your lack of hustle than to be a better hustler
All ima say is, I ainโt never heard nobody that be making money complain about what other people are doing.
โน๏ธ damn.
My stomach just growling. Lemme get up fr
You can keep the Pepsi but ima be deep in granddaddy pockets ๐ค๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ
Rightfully!
Clinique foundation is 50% off today only at Ulta. They have really good neutral shades for my fellow olive babes ๐
Lmaooo getting trapped in a country you donโt belong to is so crazy. I know his 2 truths and a lie goes crazy ๐
Taunting death like this is actually insane
I was gonna get offended but I remembered Iโm queer ๐
Ahhh my notifications are in shambles omg. This why I only talk about perfume! ๐
I can kinda see Arab too! You just have a diverse look thatโs all
I know now! But when we first met I thought you were Spanish fr ๐ญ
Agreed! Every platform isnโt going to bring direct revenue. I always tell people, for content you need to hmu on X. If you wanna chit chat and shoot the shit, hmu here. I have plenty of people that find me here and eventually migrate over to the other app and put money in my pocket. Itโs โจhustleโจ
โBitch I am blackโ is frying me bc I definitely used to think you was Puerto Rican ๐๐๐