Realizing I’m probably just weirdly way too fond of 2005 Standard
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Realizing I’m probably just weirdly way too fond of 2005 Standard
For a second I thought you were about to make an Owling Mine reference
Hey
Good to see I’m not the only trans person at Washington Crossing State Parks.
This administration is allergic to anything that sounds even kinda a little nice
On the East coast again which means it’s time to be politely Miss’d and Ma’am’d by older men again
They’re all down the street. Can’t wait to see them lit up at night! They are all life-size and unique and fascinating in person. Pardon the window-shopper shots. 🖤🤍
Having a great time in New Hope / Lambertville already. Stumbled upon the story of a local retired art teacher Dolores, who has just this year been working with businesses to display some of her MANY hand-made spooky creations. They are so cool! Her website here: www.trailofmagic.org/barry-good/
One last hurrah with @imharperoneill.bsky.social before they gore my crotch tomorrow
Giving Water trainer. I’m personally Poison!
Rediscovering the library has lowkey been a game changer
She needs a bath for real that’s what the mask is for
The pretzel stick craze is wild right now
Everybody Pokémon Go. Pokémon Go for everyone.
Where does he get it
Help help help my kid is developing a strong sense of humor
Ain’t that the truth! (Commander is Rarity)
Saw this #SesameStreet reel on Instagram and felt so seen, it hurt. "And it only Tuesday." I wasn't expecting Sesame Street to still be making hella-relatable-to-me content when I was in my 50s, but dang. www.instagram.com/p/DOHCqVyjgvQ/
Good thing this disclaimer post is here because *otherwise* I would have mentioned that I have a fashion deck that plays Proper Laboratory Attire and Leather Armor.
Gonna be a puzzle book with maybe some hand-illustrated puzzles.
Nah I ain’t got that kind of wolf in me!
Yeah but at least For Glory pictures two lesbians
Why am I on wikihow about illustrating books? I dunno, trying to feel out some things.
WikiHow understands this economy
I’m not a K-pop fan but I was like ok I get it
I haven’t been literally under a rock, I just didn’t have Netflix because it’s evil
Okay wait hold on Kpop Demon Hunters rules
Nah not Lego Pokemon. Although! I do have some of these.
Anyone else keep a little Lego doppelgänger of themselves working at their work desk? Just me?
I couldn’t find the couple kissing 😖
Made you… dizzy?? You don’t want this!!
Unfortunately it appears that it is not fine and I need to be more careful
I was like this is fine!! I can just take a pill
Oh no I took a not-bedtime-progesterone and now I’m dizzy drowsy
Gonna catch your Pokémon’s and eat your foodstuffs
Gonna be in the Philly area next week so I dunno, watch out
I don’t have full context either, and again, I’m not WotC anymore and haven’t been for a while. But if they wanna run their events as official WPN events, then yeah, they can’t arbitrarily house-ban cards or decks, even if they think they’re being clever. But hey what do I know
There is much pain in the world, but not in here.
“If you play this, you get nothing” is punishment. “If you play something else, you get something” is a reward. Yeah they don’t have to play the deck, but the tournament organizer has more options to incentivize their community to try something else. I mean heck, they could flatten prize structure
Getting a bunch of followers again, so here’s a bit about me: 🏳️⚧️ Author — REPRESSION QUEEN: A Memoir About Gender Transformation Erotica | a.co/d/dSRAf3M In progress: Immersive puzzle book project. Gamer — Formerly @Wizards of the Coast. Currently @Xbox Stores. Pokemon Go, Magic, you name it.
Deeply obsessed with Witch Hat Atelier inserting an entire Candy Land-esque boardgame into a two-page spread out of nowhere just to show “the girls having fun at a festival”. Flawless execution.
Got my hair cleaned up, so I guess I’m celebrating with Jersey Mike’s.
Love when cis men read my book and tell me how much they liked it. Really makes you wonder.
I used to manage WPN accounts at Wizards, and yeah I’d give them a stern talking to and tell them to cut this out. Problem is some game stores don’t explore more creative options for prize incentives, like actually just rewarding people for bringing more creative decks, rather than using punishment
Got to talk excitedly about Wawa to a German au pair in Seattle.
Alright alright I get it now, I get it. Dragon Age is for the women
So now that we’ve all 100%’d Balatro…
Absolutely gold-star straight material
I’ve decided that annual insurance benefits enrollment meetings are the most heterosexual and cisgender types of meetings
It me for real
You could change the world! 🌍 Or you could buy me a book. 📖 I have some goodies in mind to send as thank you’s.
My birthday is coming up at the end of the month, and you could celebrate by helping me to complete my Urusei Yatsura manga collection! Only missing the final seven now. This collection has so far been mostly community-supported over the past few years. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
I’ve never seen D20 before (or really any D&D filmed campaigns), but my partner and I started on Cloudward Ho and have been having the best time.
What’s a bracket
Everyone is playing 10000000 artifacts like what are we doing
I don’t need no stinkin’ cards from 2022-2025. Not when I have cards.scryfall.io/large/front/...
Still got the goods
I played commander with strangers tonight and won sooo
Hey mine too!
Someone please come to my house to tell me to stop making new commander decks this is too much. And now I have a mono-green Commander deck based strictly around the primal forces of nature.
I was thinking of tweaking rules to include shields as you might expect. - All Sorceries have Shield Blast. - No instants or Flash in the cube. - Sovereign’s Realm, or just forget that and play with typical DM mana rules. - Whenever you gain any amount of life, you gain a shield.
I also have a Kaijudo Cube that occasionally I can trick people into playing with me.
Also that’s amazing! I’d love to see it
The people demand crabs
I once presented to Magic R&D, and slipped in an extremely specific request to “please print Shorecomber Crab in a product besides Arena”. Five or six years later they did it! I have a perfect track record for this sort of thing.
More and more people are discovering this
So easy! I’ll get right on it
Magic the Gathering is wasted on it not being entirely designed by me alone
Kyoko as a 3GW 4/5 Jasmine Boreal I mean come on it’s right there
It is! And also the full cast of Maison Ikkoku as reskinned legendary vanilla creatures (they’re just regular people) scryfall.com/search?q=t%3...
You’ll leave me no choice
We gotta get on this soon, or I will have to come back to Wizards to make it happen
Patiently waiting for Magic: The Gathering Secret Lair: “Harper O’Neill’s Extremely Niche Anime Interests” to come out
It’s truly the most bless-ed curse. The most curs-ed blessing.
My beautiful and intelligent brain has been working overtime.
Could have spent my morning working on my book, instead I decided to brainstorm ways to make a Magic: The Gathering x Kaijudo Cube.
Hello literally every person, what time of day do you prefer to take progesterone?
Don’t give me IDEAS
What kind of content creator mentality is this, please make it stop, I don’t want to have to make a podcast, you can’t make me
I JUST built a new deck YESTERDAY and my idiot BRAIN is like PLEASE can I have ANOTHER
Much as I’d love to put the burden of resolving fascism on a single entertainment property I’m not sure that’s the play. That said, the mere of existence of (even corporate-sponsored) queer storytelling in a popular franchise is a non-zero impact.
The world is falling apart but there is still Magical Gathering
It’s definitely not a stock list but there are plenty of powerful women in GW, and Sisay is already kinda bananas, that it still feels very strong.
Decided I needed a GW commander deck with a strong theme I didn’t hate, and ended up building Captain Sisay “Oops, All Women”
I just went to play commander at an LGS and had a great time! Nature is healing!
Love you miss you
Guys STOP being good at your job
Oh no the spider man magic set is making me wanna know more about spider man oh no
Was it originally supposed to be a reprint, maybe? Dope either way
These “Baba is You” magnets from @fangamer.com are a big hit with my kiddo! He picked them out himself at PAX.
I’ve been told both books are very sexy and very sad and very relatable
I must apologize directly to @torreypeters.bsky.social for not reading Stag Dance sooner, because oh my god
Well we also have HH:MM:SS So I raise you that it should be: YYYY/MM/DD (But yes I agree with you)
Let me introduce you to Spider-“How many spidermen are there?!?”-Man
Played in a Tetris Attack tournament at PAX with an absolute banger of an SNES. (The controller barely worked, I did not win)
Accidental Expidition 33 cosplay (I had no idea I was going to pax when I picked this outfit)
Through an odd series of events, I find myself @imharperoneill.bsky.social 's Repression Queen today and, well, it's been a long time since I demolished 170 pages of a book in a couple of hours. This is a remarkable book. I wish I had the guts to write like this. www.goodreads.com/book/show/20...
