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Peculiarity makes the best stuff! 💜
🤣🤣🤣 Incredible!!
Oooh, well that sounds like a promising TBR suggestion! Adding Dreadful now! 💜
SERIES RELEASE RECAP! MONSTERS IN THE WOODS continues with 8 more books to go! Check out the release schedule below & go get some spicy monster action! geni.us/monstersinth... 🐻🛸🧚🍆🌶️🍑🌳⛺ #Monsterfuckers #MFWrites #MFReads #MonsterRomance #NewBooks #BookRelease #WriteSky #BookSky #Paranormal
BOOK 9, OUT NOW! S/LAYED IN THE WOODS by @latrexanova.bsky.social ⚔️ Rivals to Lovers! 👨👨👦 MMF ❄️☀️ Summer vs Winter Fae/Mythology! 🌶️ SPICE! Check out this spicy Monsters in the Woods novella today! Direct to Book: mybook.to/slayedinthew... Full Series: geni.us/monstersinth... #BookRelease #BookSky
As a clean pinned post: I will be hosting #Septopolis over the month. 💜 Every day at 12AM EST (or approx. 6AM on a failed queued upload), a prompt will go up to yap about or workshop a piece of a "city," however you want to define that, in your world. This feed will hold the monthly & daily cards.
BOOK 8, OUT NOW! WILED IN THE WOODS by Ginger Kane 🧹🪄 Witchy Stuff! ✨ Fae Nonsense! 🌳 Fauns in the Forest! 🍄🍆 Fuckable Mushrooms! Come get Whimsical with this Wanton Monster Romance! Direct to Book: mybook.to/wiledinthewo... Full Series: geni.us/monstersinth... #FaeCore #MonsterLovers #NewBook
Just sitting here giggling while the Wife reads SASSED for the first time. It's fun seeing her reactions to all the jokes I put in just for her... and rolling her eyes at the ones I put in just for me! 😂 #MFWrites #SassedInTheWoods
Dragon dad #24 is looking for a home! Autumn has arrived 🍂 $75 to take this dad home! I'll add a 🍆 edit if you'd like!
CUTE!
You are SO SWEET! 💜💜💜😈
Ehehhee! Hell yeah I did! And there will be more stories in this universe coming out pretty soon, actually. 😁💜
AHHHHHHHH!!!!! SASSED IS OUT TODAY!!!!!! Sassed is book 7 in the Monsters in the Woods collaborative novella series! Grab your copy today! It's VERY silly! mybook.to/Sassed_in_th... 🦶Sasquatch! 🐟 Surprise Fish! 🥐 Plus-size FMC! 🍆💦🥵 SPICE! #MFWrites #BookReleaseDay #MonsterFuckers #RomCom
Good Morning, my little Monsterfuckers! Happy Sassed in the Woods Sunday! 😁💜 #MFWrites #BookReleaseDay
IT'S LIVE! MY BRAIN IS DOING ZOOMIES! FUCK YEAH!
Thank you, thank you! I'm SO excited! And SO tired! 😂
Thank you for sharing, LoS! 💜💜💜
ONE DAY UNTIL SASSED IN THE WOODS GOES LIVE! Grab your pre-order now to be first in line for this ridiculous, fish-pun-filled, monster-loving, erotic novella! Direct to Book: mybook.to/Sassed_in_th... Monsters in the Woods Series: geni.us/monstersinth... #MFWrites #BookRelease #NewBook #Monsters
*hehehe* I was your 69th repost! I'm very mature. 😂
YES. 😂👏
Sassed is part of a multi-author collaborative series called "Monsters in the Woods"! All novellas, and all standalones, so they can be read in any order. Full Series: geni.us/monstersinth... I've ALSO been doing a LOT of graphics work lately, so I'll have more of that to share next week! 💜
My share tonight is some VERY EXCITING NEWS that my debut novella is out TOMORROW (Sunday, 8/31/25)!!! This is a sexy, sassy erotic adventure in the woods with a Sasquatch, a Highly Competent Female, and a whole lotta fish puns. 😂🐟 Check in out HERE: mybook.to/Sassed_in_th...
I unfortunately have limited spoons & time for reposting hot, sexy, NSFW, probably monster-related art tonight, but I ALWAYS enjoy @monsterfucker.bsky.social's Saturday art share!!! Go check it out if you have a few minutes, (or a few hours), and enjoy the enormous list of fabulous artists! 💜
Hello and welcome to SATURDAY! Today, I bring a scattershot mix of things. I havent gotten a lot of arting done in the past week because of work deadlines, but that's what old art is for! Thanks for being here, and I hope your weekend is FANTASTIC
Been a while, friends! Tryna make a comeback soon! Thanks for always tagging me, LoS! 🫶🏽
Happy saturday everyone! I wanted to dedicate this one to Gina
Thank you for the art share, Los! Always looking forward to it 🩷🩷 I'm Treacles and I mostly draw NSFW, here's some of my stuff 🥰
Thx for the share I tag @personalami.bsky.social
Hello everyone! My names Fried Butter, I draw Horney Horned Women of different varieties. Pls enjoy 😉 Thank you LoS for hosting 💕
Happy Saturday everybody! <3 I'm Vibi and I'm an animator & artist! Here's a commission I finished recently for @eros-chaotica.bsky.social! Taggin: @lewdluka.bsky.social @mirin-sauce.bsky.social @aquaticfishcake.bsky.social @dirkhooper.bsky.social @alt-vee.bsky.social
Good morniiiiiing and happy weekend!! I'm Carmine, and for those who don't know me, I'm a rabid lesbian and I draw the worst women you know doing hot girl shit. 💖💀🖤 (alt text option is broken today, my deepest apologies 😭)
The best kind of endorsement! 😂
I am going to eat your art
Seriously, Outside Bones is the best thing ever
That one also made me giggle! 😂💜
BUTTER. UGH. SO GOOD. 💜🧈🥵
Love the electric eel! That's so fun!!! 😁💜⚡
musclleeessss 💜
SO GOOD! The camera frame on the tentacle one!!!! 🥵🤌
UGH. TREACLES!!!! Your ladies have the exact right combo of feminine energy/posing and Danger Face that hits me right in the libido! I'd be in soooo much trouble if your drawings ever came to life! 💜
Always a fab time when I see your art, Tiger! Never stop! 😁💜
Ahhh, the Xenomorph Queen!! That detail of the little xeno wrapped around her arm!!!!!! *ded*
🤣 Could you say she's really good at making people go 'rock hard'? 🤣
DAMN, GIRL. That gorgon piece is DELIGHTFUL!! 💜🐍 I'd definitely get in trouble with her. 🫦🥵
So cute! The humor in your work is always a delight! 💜
BOOK 6, OUT NOW! DESIRED IN THE WOODS by @sammysapphire.bsky.social 🐻 Bears! (No, furry kind. No, no, the OTHER furry kind!) ⛺ Camping! 💞 Fated Mates! Get this un-bear-ably spooky-cute shifter romance today! 💜 Direct to Book: mybook.to/desired-in-t... Series Link: geni.us/monstersinth...
Out of context quote for the day: "There's a masquerade party AND a haunted house AND snacks?! I'M IN." 🤣
I still have to do my fish puns counter for this one. There are more than 5, I can tell you that. 😂
THE SLAMMIN' SALMON IS A-COMIN'. 🐟🍆 TWO DAYS LEFT on the SASSED countdown!! 🦶Sasquatch! 🎣 Fish Puns! 🥐 Curvy FMC! 🫦🥵 A lotta kissin'! SNAG YOUR PRE-ORDER NOW! Direct to Book: mybook.to/Sassed_in_th... Series Link: geni.us/monstersinth... #MFWrites #WriteSky #BookSky #BookRelease #MonsterFuckers
BOOK 5 IS OUT! WRECKED IN THE WOODS! by @sadiedrake.bsky.social 💜 🪨 Gargoyles! 📸 Photography! 🥐 Curvy Ladies with EXTRA! ⛺ Camping! 🍆😏🫦🥵 (if you know what I'm sayin') Direct to Book: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FGTYFK3G Full Series: geni.us/monstersinth... #MonsterRomance #BookSky #Gargoyles #Romance
YOU MUST TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS TO HAVE STRENGTH TO WIN A RIGHTEOUS BATTLE.
Thank you! ☺️
🫦 Yes please! 🫦
Have you done your dailies yet?? Use the link & hit the star key when you’re done leaving a message to be forwarded to the next representative! About to do my own five calls now. Will you join me?? I’ll be your body double buddy!! ☺️ www.stopkosa.com
I'm seeing fewer posts about the Visa and Mastercard situation, and I want to make it plain as day. You need to keep calling and bothering them and losing them money. Because if we lose this, they are going to cut more and more from what's available until you can only buy what they approve of. ⬇️
Can't BELIEVE I missed the m-preg joke!!! 😂👍
ALMOST FORGOT MY COUNTDOWN POST, Y'ALL. 3 DAYS TO GO! SASSED IN THE WOODS! SASQUATCH. MONSTER. FUCKING. 🦶👉👌🍆 Direct to book: mybook.to/Sassed_in_th... Full Series: geni.us/monstersinth... #BookRelease #RomCom #Sasquatch #Romancelandia #MFWrites #Monsterfuckers #BookSky
THE VOID. IT SCREM!
OOOOOOHHHHHhhh, ok! Lolol, my brain definitely did not grok. 😂💜
It's heeeere! 😁 I'm really enjoying the drama of having 17 BOOKS releasing one after the other! That's a lot of work, you guys! Go check out Lola's book & all the rest of the Monsters in the Woods series now! Go go! Why are you still here? 😂😈 #MonstersInTheWoods #MFReads #MFWrites #Paranormal
Of course! We monsterfuckers gotta stick together! 😂😈
It sure is!!! 😁💜 I can't wait to read it!
Ok, I'm dumb today. I don't get "Dildo in Handyma'am". 🤣
LOOK, I WOULD READ THAT. 😂💜 And 10/10, yes! Write more wild west werewolves please!
Yeah, it's silly when they make you pick a category and you're like, BUT IT'S BOTH OF THESE THINGS.
BOOK 4 IS OUT! MATED IN THE WOODS by @lolablix.bsky.social 👽👽 2x ALIENS! 🛸 Crop Circles! 👪 MMF Romance! 🌳 Environmental Activism! 🍻🍆🛸 Joy Riding! (This is a euphemism! 😂) Check it out! Direct to book: mybook.to/MatedInTheWo... Series link: geni.us/monstersinth... #ParanormalRomance #BookRelease
😂 I giggled!
Could be monster romance horror! That's definitely a thing! 💜
So going back to Bard culture! I like it! 😁
Pfft.
Well even if your stuff is strong, lattes (with the exception of like an iced chai) are supposed to have ESPRESSO in them, which is stronger anyway! My feathers are ruffled on your behalf! 😂
YES. 🤣 Also "upping the headcount" at a vampire themed restaurant sounds like you're going to be REALLY hungry! 🤣🍷🩸
It's funny, but it's not funny. 😂😭
Here is the Anthropic claim information! Follow the thread to file your info into the class act! MORE AUTHORS MEANS MORE PAYOUT AND CRUSHING ANTHROPIC'S HOPES AND DREAMS. 😈😈😈 #WriteSky #MFWrites #WritingCommunity
Interrupting my book release announcements for this VERY IMPORTANT THREAD! This is related to the Libgen/Anthropic lawsuit, but also just good info to be aware of as an author! #WriteSky #MFWrites #WritingCommunity
Under the copyright statute, everyone owns their copyright automatically whee But you cannot go to court unless you have registered your copyright.
Anyone who tells you that you do not need to register copyright on published works in this country is incorrect. If you want to be able to undertake any kind of judicial enforcement of your copyright, you need to register your copyright.
I mean personally I wouldn't have started a business where step one was to do a trillion dollars of statutory copyright damages! But here we are.
The more of us there are, the more scared Anthropic should be, and I want them to be terrified.
...which caters specifically to self publishing authors. Just the parts they need, when they need. Assistance with large-scale on demand printing. International sales. Audio recording team. Etc. You know, picking up the slack from Big Pub. 😂😭
...service packages as a way to boost their bottom line. There *are* a lot of individuals who advertise things like this, and I've definitely seen an uptick in the vocality of people offering their skills there, which I appreciate. Had I the resources, I'd love to open a "publishing house"...
I've been saying it for years, but the publishing overall is aiming to become a service industry. Meaning you find someone to hire for the various things you need: editing, advertising etc. This might seem obvious, but I've been surprised more small press haven't jumped on offering customizable...
This is correct! It has been the case for some years now & has only grown worse. Many of them will also not even look at an author unless they already have a significant social media following built up on their own. Self publishing, while a lot of work, is definitely the way to go.
Oo, that's rough! That's like the whole point of coffee is to have coffee IN your coffee... 😬
OoOoooo!!! Very nice!!!
Handyma'am!!!! 😍 Also wild west werewolves are popular right now! I'm loving this new subgenre as I see more & more things crop up. 😁🐺🤠
😭😭😭
Omg, I can tell I'm tired! 😂 4 DAYS. 4 DAYS. 4 DAYS.
THE COUNTDOWN CONTINUES! 3 DAYS UNTIL SASSED IN THE WOODS! The manuscript has been uploaded & ARC copies have been sent! Sunday, 8/31/2025 release day HERE WE COME! Grab your pre-order now! mybook.to/Sassed_in_th... 🎣 Fish Puns 🪵 Tree-Trunk Thighs 🦝 Raccoon Shifters 🦶 Sasquatch 🥐 Plus Sized FMC
BOOK 3, OUT NOW! DEMON IN THE WOODS by Kristin Lance! 👹 Demons! ⛺ Camping! 🍫 Surprise Midnight Snacking! 💞 MMF Why Choose! Series Link: geni.us/monstersinth... Direct to Book: geni.us/demoninthewo... #MonstersintheWoods #Demons #Erotica #Monsterfuckers #MFReads #WhyChoose #LGBTQBooks #BookSky
For the Night Crowd: SASSED IN THE WOODS releases 8/31! Get yer monsterfuckery now, folks! 😁🌶️ 🎣 Fishing 👣 Sasquatch 🍆 Fuckin' ⛺ Only ONE Tent! 🏳️🌈 LGBTQ Characters! 🥐 Curvy Ladies mybook.to/Sassed_in_th... #Monsterfuckers #LGBTQWriters #LGBTQBooks #PlusSizeFMC #MFWrites #WriteSky #BookReleaseDay
🤣 I take it this is how the fur got stained in the first place?
BOOK 2 IS OUT NOW! AUTUMN IN THE WOODS by @anitaprimrose.bsky.social 🏳️🌈 Poly Romance! 🧚 Fey Nonsense! 💞 Second Chance Romance! 🌳 NATURE. 🤣 🦌 Monsterfucking. 😏 Direct to Book: mybook.to/qVIqX5U Full Series: geni.us/monstersinth... #kindle #monsterfuckers #MFReads #ReadSky #Erotica #poly #LGBTQ
😂 Hopefully kitty enjoys curry???
I forgot we have a blurb! 😂 I'll get better at this, I swear. 🤣
MONSTERS IN THE WOODS Leave civilization, and your inhibitions, behind. Venture off the grid with our human heroines for a back woods trip that turns into a wild erotic adventure. Deep in the woods the noises you hear might be a monster capturing its prey or wooing its mate. Which one do YOU desire?
BOOK ONE CLAIMED IN THE WOODS by Lisa Freed OUT NOW 8/25/25 Follow Ray & Carrie on the camping trip from hell! With only one tent, can a shy werewolf claim the mate he's always wanted? Series link: geni.us/monstersinth... #werewolf #uwu #furryromance #gettingknotty #monsterfuckers #monsterlove
Authors include: May Fürhst (hey, that's me!) @latrexanova.bsky.social @lolablix.bsky.social @coralm.bsky.social @sadiedrake.bsky.social @cydsidney.bsky.social @skylarquinn.bsky.social @sammysapphire.bsky.social @anitaprimrose.bsky.social @srgriffithauthor.bsky.social AND MORE!
This is an erotic, multi-author collaborative series following the theme "MONSTERS IN THE WOODS"! If you like #MONSTERS and #MONSTERFUCKING, this IS the series for you! 17 books will release every day from 8/25-9/10. #ReleaseDay #BookRelease #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #Authors #Readers #Erotica