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Seldon Lycurgus

@internetliker.bsky.social

created October 12, 2023

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Big feckin Irish head

18/9/2025, 5:03:16 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seldon Lycurgus (@internetliker.bsky.social) reply parent

lol

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18/9/2025, 12:28:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seldon Lycurgus (@internetliker.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes

18/9/2025, 12:00:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seldon Lycurgus (@internetliker.bsky.social) reply parent

No you see the censorship was motivated by cronyism. That makes it different.

18/9/2025, 12:00:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seldon Lycurgus (@internetliker.bsky.social) reply parent

lol but democrats never did shit and they did it anyway. You guys are dense as a brick

17/9/2025, 11:59:02 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seldon Lycurgus (@internetliker.bsky.social) reply parent

lol sounds like you were both wrong.

17/9/2025, 11:56:35 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Feldman (@jamesfeldman.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

It's hard not to notice that keeping Fox on the air has led to... exactly the situation you were trying to avoid, however

17/9/2025, 11:54:15 PM | 196 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seldon Lycurgus (@internetliker.bsky.social) reply parent

7th grade English teacher said the holocaust was punishment for the Jews killing Jesus.

16/9/2025, 10:54:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seldon Lycurgus (@internetliker.bsky.social) reply parent

Get his ass

16/9/2025, 1:18:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OwO

15/9/2025, 6:09:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just put an egg in a tomato and you will be amazed

14/9/2025, 4:38:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seldon Lycurgus (@internetliker.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine spending so much of your time engaging with a topic and being completely fucking wrong. I’d walk into the ocean.

27/8/2025, 2:29:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seldon Lycurgus (@internetliker.bsky.social) reply parent

Plus he was wrong about everything.

27/8/2025, 2:29:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/5/2025, 3:36:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*kanye west voice My problematic would giving me problematic wood.

30/5/2025, 12:06:29 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤢

30/5/2025, 12:02:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seldon Lycurgus (@internetliker.bsky.social) reply parent

lol I was also talking about making those kids concubines.

26/5/2025, 4:45:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seldon Lycurgus (@internetliker.bsky.social) reply parent

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

26/5/2025, 4:41:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/5/2025, 10:58:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I swear on my fathers Airport Eggs

23/5/2025, 12:21:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🙏 need this!

23/5/2025, 12:15:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seldon Lycurgus (@internetliker.bsky.social) reply parent

Didn’t see that, lol

20/5/2025, 3:25:43 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seldon Lycurgus (@internetliker.bsky.social) reply parent

Hell yeah

19/5/2025, 12:12:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seldon Lycurgus (@internetliker.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh hell yeah. My man!

17/5/2025, 9:05:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Could result in demerits

14/5/2025, 4:03:08 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus gonna smash

10/5/2025, 1:40:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seldon Lycurgus (@internetliker.bsky.social) reply parent

No, it’s good. Let the wine cook.

10/5/2025, 6:49:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He doesn’t miss

9/5/2025, 11:22:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Tuch!

9/5/2025, 10:48:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Snakes gonna get you

9/5/2025, 4:34:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All lawyers are bears

9/5/2025, 3:09:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seldon Lycurgus (@internetliker.bsky.social) reply parent

lol at the president wearing shorts and a hoodie though

9/5/2025, 3:05:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seldon Lycurgus (@internetliker.bsky.social) reply parent

Bro I don’t know what the fuck cluely is but it can’t send my boss a Led Zeppelin live album he’s never heard of so that I can sit in my office unbothered.

7/5/2025, 2:54:55 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seldon Lycurgus (@internetliker.bsky.social) reply parent

Shut up bitch

6/5/2025, 4:15:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/5/2025, 4:55:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lifelong dream.

3/5/2025, 6:15:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seldon Lycurgus (@internetliker.bsky.social) reply parent

Communism doesn’t work and uh that’s why they were the only other world super power until they uh stopped being communist.

3/5/2025, 6:04:39 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/5/2025, 3:56:29 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this a new thing

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3/5/2025, 2:33:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only real sleep heads know about this

3/5/2025, 2:28:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seldon Lycurgus (@internetliker.bsky.social) reply parent

Won’t see it

3/5/2025, 3:42:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol

2/5/2025, 1:03:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seldon Lycurgus (@internetliker.bsky.social) reply parent

If my part were in power I would simply nationalize the egg industry.

29/4/2025, 11:51:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/4/2025, 11:36:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If I could go back in time I would still sit on my own balls.

27/4/2025, 1:41:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/4/2025, 9:53:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t believe he’s got a song about Virgil Texas

25/4/2025, 6:11:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol

24/4/2025, 9:53:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol

24/4/2025, 12:16:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Getting revenge feels incredible. Top 3 feeling

22/4/2025, 11:45:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/4/2025, 11:11:39 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Bulwark (@thebulwark.com) reposted

Q: "How do you respond to Governor Newsom?" Sen. Van Hollen: "I think Americans are tired of elected officials or politicians who are all finger to the wind...Anybody who can't stand up for the Constitution and the right of due process doesn't deserve to lead."

20/4/2025, 2:41:34 PM | 42067 8242 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seldon Lycurgus (@internetliker.bsky.social) reply parent

lol tough titties bitch

19/4/2025, 12:53:16 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crankin my Hogg

19/4/2025, 12:33:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That too

19/4/2025, 12:28:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/4/2025, 11:34:48 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/4/2025, 11:32:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m gonna be high as fuck eating those Cadbury mini eggs watching wrestlemania 💯

18/4/2025, 5:37:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seldon Lycurgus (@internetliker.bsky.social) reply parent

Got endless cheese like fuddruckers Stack cheddar like a mothafucker

18/4/2025, 5:35:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seldon Lycurgus (@internetliker.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s not what that word means

18/4/2025, 4:58:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/4/2025, 4:54:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think it’s neat

18/4/2025, 4:47:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/4/2025, 1:05:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No I have a family and a life worth living. This is more of a dedicated loner type thing.

16/4/2025, 11:51:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seldon Lycurgus (@internetliker.bsky.social) reply parent

lol someone in the comments blocked me because I said it sucked.

15/4/2025, 10:04:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s pretty crazy they’re just now calling him a rapist.

15/4/2025, 10:03:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seldon Lycurgus (@internetliker.bsky.social) reply parent

First two were fun, this one was painfully unfunny, really annoying and honestly awful to look at. Worst movie I saw last year.

15/4/2025, 9:59:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seldon Lycurgus (@internetliker.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly this but it’s fucking horrible.

15/4/2025, 9:56:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Need something big to happen to make me feel better.

15/4/2025, 9:55:32 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/4/2025, 6:41:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Email guy

14/4/2025, 6:21:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/4/2025, 3:24:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Big Jesus Trashcan (@bigjesustrashcan.bsky.social) reposted

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14/4/2025, 12:45:02 AM | 5 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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*Wernor Herzog voice*

12/4/2025, 5:44:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*Wernor Herzog voice*

12/4/2025, 5:41:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/4/2025, 5:32:32 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bruh

11/4/2025, 2:56:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look man I don’t like it any more than you do but the mother fucker is a ridiculous, inhuman, shade of orange.

7/4/2025, 2:26:07 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/4/2025, 10:28:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s what this was

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5/4/2025, 11:54:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reading this fucked up my brain

5/4/2025, 1:22:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gloam Hallow (@gloam.bsky.social) reposted

No tariff on hanging out. Or friendship. Just saying

3/4/2025, 12:51:58 PM | 669 80 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Screaming Pectoriloquy (@caulimovirus.bsky.social) reposted

Jack Reacher describing how I make PB&J sandwiches: “He spreads peanut butter on both faces before applying the jelly. Smart. Prevents the moisture in the jelly from soaking the bread. Doesn’t make a difference if you eat it right away, but if you’re saving it for later? Guy knows what he’s doing.”

20/1/2024, 4:50:11 PM | 959 125 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seldon Lycurgus (@internetliker.bsky.social) reply parent

More and more people are saying it.

3/4/2025, 1:28:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’d think he’d get a convertible ride by now.

3/4/2025, 1:27:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh no shit?

3/4/2025, 1:25:02 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol

3/4/2025, 1:24:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s tough

3/4/2025, 12:50:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gotta use the wheel too 🛞

2/4/2025, 11:45:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brush your hair bitch

2/4/2025, 7:15:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol hell yeah

2/4/2025, 6:57:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God he should really kill himself on air.

2/4/2025, 12:02:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/4/2025, 1:17:37 PM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Apologize!

1/4/2025, 1:07:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👑

30/3/2025, 2:27:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol

30/3/2025, 2:25:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view