Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
Itās a busy couple of months.
Just finding my way around here. Here to talk about things I like - games, wrestling, beer, monsters, and metal. š¤My opinions are my own. (he/him)
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Itās a busy couple of months.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
And Silent Hill F
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
And Ghost of Yotei
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
I break barriers. And Iāll play it eventually, I just really want to get through P3 and Expedition 33 first.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
Jokes on you, _Im not even playing it._ #SafeFromSpoiling
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh yeah, honestly thatās good practice with anything I post.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
They are Monchichis as far as I can tell.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
I believe yours were as well!
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
What is your name and what does it mean? Iron: a really heavy rock. Or metal, I guess. It rusts (I do not rust) Kaijuu: super awesome word that means big monster with or without eye lasers Like Iām not sure why I had to spell this out, it feels so self-evident.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
Ha I almost did. But I decided on something else for tonight. Iām still planning to make this box, though.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, I ended up choosing the inky depths instead.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
Well if it canāt provide you a workout, at least itās providing entertainment.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
Hm, I guess since it was like, a huge section of the park it isnāt EXACTLY the same thing. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Un...
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
Didnāt the Kong exhibit at Universal also catch on fire at some point? I feel like that memory is somewhere in my databanksā¦
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
Some days are harder than others, and sometimes thereās no rhyme or reason to it. Sounds like itās a day to take a beat and practice self care. I would just go eye laser stuff, but thatās not a solution for everyone, of course.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
⦠two days of searching and I canāt find my PS3. WHERE DID I PUT IT
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
I actually did what I was supposed to yesterday and now I donāt know what to do TODAY. I have no meaning or purpose now. Also itās really hot out.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
What about discounts or coupons?
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
Theyāre pretty amazing.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
Perfect. No way that could be mistaken for anything else.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
Man I love my Steam Deck. Just last night I was playing myself some Persona 3 in bed and I played most of all of Persona 5 in bed and Iāll be looking forward to playing Persona 4 Revival in bed. The drawing point here really is the bed.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
Or the RIGHT one, depending on your point of view.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
That ahh⦠that seems like a questionable move, all things considered.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
Iām pretty sure Iām going down to the first trainer who comes by with a Machamp since my only counter is CHIMECHO
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
My favorite part of that mug is that I can see the coffee near the tippy top. Well-done. Approved.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
Alex⦠youāve waited long enough that now there is almost another one.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
Yoooo that looks great! Have a fantastic time!
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
My fiancee uses this (and other Ceraphil products). She always seems happy with it. Second hand, I know, but I also know my bathroom sink has a bunch of jars of it which I think means it is good.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
LOL WAIT, is this real??? Hahaha I need to go back and watch this one now.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
Plz just donāt turn around slowly and walk into a burning village Iām pretty sure that doesnāt actually work how it looks in the game.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
Friends, I got one of these CRKD guitar controllers and Iām suddenly excited to play Guitar Hero and Rock Band again omg crkd.gg
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
I usually have to stand on a pedestal when Iām undergoing repairs. Sometimes it takes hours or days and itās SOOOOOOO BOOORRRIINNGGG I feel like thatās not what you meant, though.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
No way. This ice cream sandwich belongs to ME, lady. Also how did you get into my house?
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
Iām from a nebula in deep space and even I like Taco Bell. Theyāve got to be the best of the fast food places.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
Of course the first person I thought of was @christyrudoingok.bsky.social
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
āļø I can STILL beat both Dragonās Lair and Space Ace. Muscle memory lasts a long time, friends. āļø I have only ever married Abby in Stardew Valley. Ever. āļø Placed top 8 in a SF5 tournament. I miss you, Karin. š āļø I know where the magic pixel is in Adventure.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
Have a safe trip and bring me back something pretty! š¤š
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
But⦠why? Who asked for this?
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently video game dreams were a thing last night. I was in a MonHun one where I was being stalked by wyvern in a cave, with a companion that kind of looked like Takeba from P3. I would ALSO play that game.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
First Pokemon and starter I do what I want
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
Youād better, I want to be able to say I knew you before you were famous and a kazillionare. Really you need to be doing this for us, Brink.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
Post your dream ride Big chest and long legs? Yes please.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
I need you to hear how loud I groaned from here. Close your eyes, and just imagine it going in for like 30 seconds.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay first of all⦠yes.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
hawt
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
Fun fact: Koffing is like 90% of the reason I started playing Pokemon, because the way he said his own name made me laugh so much. āKOFFIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGā haaaaa
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
If you see this, QTP with an under-appreciated Pokemon š #pokesky #promosky #pokemon
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
I donāt smoke but Iāll light it with my eye lasers. I gotchu. If you made a gummy bear circle Iād eat the hell out of those.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
I havenāt watched WWE since Summerslam. But I took time to watch Naomiās announcement today. What a way to make her announcement, have real, raw emotion, and stay in character. Sheās incredible at what she does. Congratulations, Naomi! Youāll be an amazing mom. šļ漚¤ #wrestlesky
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
⦠that is so good
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
That is fantastic! Go out there and crush it! I cannot wait to see you start posting when it sounds up! Iāve always been fascinated with that part of the business. Iād come sign up if I wasnāt older than literally everything and was able to yawn without throwing out my back for two weeks.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
She is waifu. šš¤ Also the reason Iām not playing SF6 because whatās the point if I canāt laugh derisively at my opponents?
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, is it not supposed to be a haphazard, sloppy mess? Well⦠that explains some things.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
WAIT NOOOOOOOOOO I hope youāre all right over there. Iāll miss planning evil with you! Maybe Iāll see you elsewhere. Take care, friend!
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
Iām going to need some additional weekend please, okay thanks.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
Teenage Godzilla, Teenage Mothra, Teenage Gigan. What do I win?
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
Youāre going to make me cry.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
I just canāt see you anymore. Like the only way you show up is if you post on a moot (generally). Iām wondering if people are bailing because they think OTHER people are bailing because they arenāt on the feeds. I actually thought you left until like a week or two ago.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
We really need minions to go to work for us. So much better.
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"We haven't seen Brock Lesnar in years!" Why's that Michael Cole? Please elaborate! š¤¼āāļø
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
This aināt cool, man.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
NOOOOOOO WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
WOOOOOW what a match What a damn match. #SummerSlam #WrestleSky
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
I feel like we can safely call this better than the Wrestlemania match. #SummerSlam #WrestleSky
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
Unadulterated panic
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
PILEDRIVER!!! #SummerSlam #WrestleSky
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh⦠I wonder if Cody finally DID sell his soul.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
Oh I have a bad feeling about this match. I feel like either Cena isnāt really going face, or Cody is about to go heel. SOMETHING IS UP YOU GUYS #SummerSlam #WrestleSky
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
Hell of a start to the entrance, Cody. #SummerSlam #WrestleSky
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
HHAHAA nice Eddie callback, AJ!! #SummerSlam #WrestleSky
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
This is the loudest this crowd has been and itās split between AJ and Dom. lol #SummerSlam #WrestleSky
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
Hahhahaaaa that moonsault was bonkers! #SummerSlam #WrestleSky
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
Ha and the numbers game wins! #SummerSlam #WrestleSky
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
This should be a good match. Pretty sure Fatu takes it, but Solo does seem to have like 200 people on his side so⦠#SummerSlam #WrestleSky
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
Aside from the _hands definitely still in the zip tie_ spot, that was a good match. Pretty sure these two women were like, āLetās go kill each other dead.ā before the match. Great stuff. #SummerSlam #WrestleSky
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
THEYRE STILL ATTACHED #SummerSlam #WrestleSky
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
Maybe this cameraman is part of the match. #SummerSlam #WrestleSky
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
I feel like this match is going to have _shenanigans_. Bayley run in? Lyra turn? #SummerSlam #WrestleSky
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
Massive spotfest, but wow what a good one. Also, hope Candice is all right⦠that did look like a nasty landing. #SummerSlam #WrestleSky
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
Iād swear this event was in the Thunderdome. This crowd is doing nothing. Cāmon Jersey. #SummerSlam #WrestleSky
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
I legit thought I heard them playing āFeinā and I started having flashbacks. #SummerSlam #Wrestlesky
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
Everything about that match end was fantastic.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
Hahhaha the baby crying while everyone was rolling on the ground was so good. #SummerSlam #BWS
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
This is awesome.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
I feel like this is going to end up being the best match on the card. These three are going to kill it in there. #SummerSlam #BWS
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
Oh no, I think weāve got last nights crowd again. Oof. #SummerSlam #BWS
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
Here we go! Night 2 SummerSlam!! I need to figure out tonightās tags, too. #SummerSlam #BWS
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Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
There we go. #SummerSlam #BWS
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. Itās annoying.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
The best part of Punk winning is that Iāll eventually get to see him lose it. #SummerSlam #BWS
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
All right, as a heads up, Iām not a fan of Punk AND Iām not happy that Gunther loses on the big stages. So I expect to have a grumpy face after this match. Unless Seth cashes in which⦠I mean⦠heās going to, right? #SummerSlam #BWS
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
HAHAHHAA WHAT WWE got me on that one! #SummerSlam #BWS
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
Okay I actually am surprised Jelly Roll took that splash. Bonkers. #SummerSlam #BWS
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
So the faces are definitely winning this, but Drew deserves way more than heās getting right now. He should be a champion, not going from loss to loss. #SummerSlam #BWS
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
LOL I think that one is on you, Jade. #SummerSlam #WrestleSky
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
I really like Tiff, but they havenāt done much with her reign. Might be good to have Jade take this and have some kind of cross-brand fighting with Naomi. Put Tiff back in the chase again and build some story again. #SummerSlam #WrestleSky
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
Kross should have won this one. I feel like the story had better long-term potential.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social) reply parent
Charlotte is fantastic, and Iām glad to see the fans behind her.
Still Malfunctioning Iron Kaijuu (@ironkaijuu.bsky.social)
Well boo. Well, itās hard to root against Sammy anyway, but I think the story would have been better the other way. Meh. #SummerSlam #WrestleSky