He seems like someone who would be genuinely shocked that people are shooting at him, because he has "PRESS" stenciled right there on the side of his helmet and that's against the rules.
Not again with this shit / bring on your spaniards by the score / so many mistakes
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He seems like someone who would be genuinely shocked that people are shooting at him, because he has "PRESS" stenciled right there on the side of his helmet and that's against the rules.
"So ... the third act is also about zoning?"
Don't we all.
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McKay, Lawwell, Nicholson out
It's all falling apart
You know the night destroys the day Reply guys thrive at night Try to run Try to hide I'm up late Gettin in your replies
Not only did it not turn me gay, it also did not make me want to visit Boston again
You can't walrus Billy Joel dude
One could eat at Wendy's, the world is wide fucking open to bad decisions
Dude I love and respect and it pains me to fall out with you mo chara but fuck Billy Joel into a shoreham reactor
I am highly motivated by certain particular mysteries mostly involving my ass
Look man I do not know shit about shit and I am old as fuck but the day I close the door on new shit and just go to Billy Joel or LCD Soundsystem residencies (yeah I know) and shut everything else off, I am PAN BREED
I am like a Columbo of where my ass is more comfortable
Was in the car tonight and my dear friend and brother and drummer of 30 plus years was like oh shit that's noname fucking love her youtu.be/LqBdoyxddq4?...
Bed is fucking objectively better
Why I'm still alive kid
Child, whatever is is always or never was.
I know right? Stuck the fucking landing 10/10
I know a fuckin dagger when I see one
I didn’t expect to feel quite so obliquely threatened with violence tonight on here, but I plan to drink through it.
I gotta lay out when L goes all sumo because I am embarrassed enough already on a daily basis about my ignorance. Sounds like a deep rich and rewarding tradition, but it's all too late for me to learn new stuff.
Lol One of those handles they imagine got people going "oh thank goodness you're here"
Lol I fully get it and I am joking also not joking when I say I love to hear about women who look some dick in the eye and say fuck off and fully understand the consequences are different for saying it to a broke bass player as opposed to the ruling class but I'd still want some self respect
Yeah still not comfortable
This post is clocking in at an unprecedented 98% "entirely normal" rating and also Dude we've always been friends you know that right
Ah go on some woman married that prick??? Welty it gets harder and harder to preserve my high opinion of women when I hear things like this
How can you be sure In the present environment
Been fooled by the best so I have
Lol Imagine the poor lass ends up wae that prick
You're so cute tryina be tough with yer pals, like an Instagram video of a kitten swatting at a bemused pit pull and falling off the couch. Poor welty, you're doomed to have a real heart and soul on here and out there where it goes unappreciated far too often. But not for long inshallah
Can't be caught out saying ya like girls FFS cooties are fucking RAMPANT right now
Lookit you chiming in now us dudes have to say how you drive us around the bend
Right? They're the cats pajamas
I told you that in confidence you're ruining my reign of terror
I love that you put ice cream and villain era in the same sentence ya sweet thang
I have a small but well equipped re-education camp in my back yard
I appreciate your honesty but you are still marked for death.
I am TELLING YOU that we are still hot as fuck (ok maybe not me) but also? Being fucking NORMAL and GOOD and KIND and not having some kind of unhinged hair trigger vibe is conducive to attracting other normal good people....
There will be no mercy for counter bjorkian elements
Keep alarming them kid, put their asses on HIGH ALERT
Girl you know how old and dusty my ass is, it's not news
Hey guys is critical thinking gay?
FUN FACT her movie Dancer in the Dark is the only film to date that we do not regret watching but would not watch again for a billion dollars
I think a lot of these dudes have unresolved issues with their mothers Stop laughing Sigmund the sea monster Freud
It is indeed a one and done
My processor speed is too low at the moment to parse out whether this is the kind of disrespect that puts you on the Godmunsdottir List. But we will follow up, mark my words.
Swan Dress last shit you ever see
Your name is now on the list of Bjork Betrayers. Justice will find you.
A better world. Get on it!!!
Welty, ya know I love women. Chicks, broads, dolls, all Eve's daughters have got me since day one. And I don't get it, because as much as I have been kicked to the curb by the best of them i always thought, "ya know what, she's got a point. She put some thought into this". So I'm good with Amazonia.
It is kind of funny in the familiar dark and tragic way to watch the faces of people who are suddenly confronted with the unfamiliar and uncomfortable feeling of having to fire up the ol frontal cortex and entertain a thought they haven't been fed by the YouTube Incel channel.
Next time you see Mark tell him it's unfair to be so handsome
Fucking 10 watt bulbs flickering to life
I shifted J on BlueSky die mad ya jealous coos
I thrive on low expectations so thank you for your patience
It's got a bit though C'mere and gies a wee cuddle
Lol Welty is not fucking won over
On nights like this, when the veil between my slowly eroding sanity and what comes out on blue sky is thin, you get the worst of the worst. Sorry (somewhat)
We are born alone we die alone we tell jokes alone
It's all colliding in what remains of my misfiring synapses
New Tim was a marketing and rebranding disaster
"Good" is a relative term but da dew gets the fookin job done
The kids I meet are mostly all fucking right. Which just makes me feel worse about the pile of shit they've been dumped in.
Hey Joe Ya wanna give a go? Also Where you going with that gun in your hand
@fragboner.bsky.social true connesouirs of the form will appreciate
It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack
Fair play?
Popol Vuh le vu coche avec moi se soir
Can't spend money in the community as a political act when the community storefronts are all CVS Walgreens mickey d burger king chik fil a Starbucks dunkin taco bell etc. Only so many vapes I can buy from the unlicensed weed spot, and I do not have enough hair to make a point at the barber shop.
Sun Tzcuckoo
A year from now that frog will blank you at a really nice restaurant
Bluesky is for going the fuck off
I am not generally a judgemental person but when I hear about things like this I cannot help thinking that it is unequivocally wrong for someone to be so callous as not to call them an Executive Assistant.
Lol Nae bovver pal See you on the front page of the new york post ra morra "tourist tragedy"
Nyvvrrrr Fyrrrrgttttt
The accounts show Celtic FC paid £12million quid in tax. More than we have paid for one player in our history. This is what it feels like to be #Celtic 💚🤍💛👍😁 youtu.be/o9QczCdt2WY?...
It's time someone was brutally honest with you about how very very selfish you are. Anyway, attention! Good to see you. Now go to bed ya handsome bastard.
He's a heartbreaker.
The Red Clay Ramblers
Jeremy you are a well known selfish monster of greed, everyone says this. "That Jeremy," they say, ruefully, "if only just once he would try to make other people feel good about themselves by being an engaged listener who prompts people to share small joys for themselves and others." But no.
Playing noisy messy music with old friends, highly fucking recommended. Long live the archaic folk music format known as "The Power Trio"
We stan a cheese queen.
"That idea sucks. That idea sucks so bad, it would suck a dick just to cut in line to suck a bigger dick." - Pam
Me every time I have ever been blocked for an annoying reply.
Missed the reference, but still feel like my reply was apt.
Somebody's been on the Drambuie and got all sentimental, seen it happen before.
lol My wife booked us into a Ramsey restaurant once and I didn't realize until we'd sat down. I spent most of the dinner rehearsing various lines guaranteed to get me thrown out on the chance he was actually there and walked through the room. He was not there. The food was mediocre.
The cat has to stay downstairs and whenever the kid goes down there to give her some food and attention the dog stands at the basement door and barks in a tone of absolutely offended disgust. He is so mad about it, just raging. Betrayed, abandoned, denied the love that is rightfully his.
Escape From LA is disturbingly on point lately youtu.be/8OilisaAv0I?...
Fenian Tims (of) Queens (Shout out to C for that one)
The person who named the club had obviously not been in NYC long enough to understand why it is funny to imagine a visitor asking for a bar where they could find all the bears.
"Mass produced in a factory that only makes Jason Aldean fans" is gold.
The Mighty Mighty Fleshtones
There's a Tim Burton number of spiders in and around my house right now.
The Big Apple Bears Lol
Manhattan No. 1 moved from Demsey's on 33d to Ernie's this season, so it's the new home. They'll have the game on Sunday too if you're still around.
Go down to Ernie O'Malley's on 27th between Lexington and Third. Be sure to check out the back room too.
