Isaac's Haunted Beard
@isaacshauntedbeard.bsky.social
Oh no! My beard is haunted!
created August 6, 2023
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Isaac's Haunted Beard (@isaacshauntedbeard.bsky.social)
😊 New episode of my podcast: 🎤 SUMMER/2025 (18 min/ 33 sec) I touch upon some of my viewing highlights for June, July & August 2025. Spend some time with your haunted pal. 👂Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/1Xfi...
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"Hey box..."
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Only one last "Thing" to add to your work space.
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I wonder what The Blob taste like.
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Godzilla is a cute little baby and Cujo is a good boy who had a bad day
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Smurfs. Gargamel makes Soylent Green out of Smurfs.
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So what you're saying is...you own a motorcycle. Can you pop a wheelie on that thing?
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Pizza hut?
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Summer is almost over. Pretty soon Summer School will be Regular School.
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The episode that comes to mind first is the time you two explored Beatnik culture. I find Beatnik culture to be a particularly fascinating subject, Daddy-O.
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Maybe the real Walking Dead was the friends we made along the way.
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You are an innovator of flavor.
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In 1988, Freddy was hot shit. I would argue that in 2025, Chucky has become much bigger.
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Ee Chee wa maa! This week's figure for #VintageToyTuesday is my 1984 "Wicket W. Warrick" from the Return Of The Jedi toy collection. #StarWars #ToyPhotography
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His own VHS **and** his own novelisation! Wow, isn’t he special.
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This is what happens when you don't let scientists do their science.
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The holey grail of mini golf puns
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My only Star Trek vhs tape
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I’ve literally been waiting my entire life for a 70s live action #spiderman action figure based on the Nicholas Hammond series to be released and today my dreams came true. What can I say…it’s AMAZING!
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You want ETs? That's how you get ETs.
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Godzilla is hungry for Cesar’s
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How it must have felt afterward.
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Do you own like a bajillion movies? Cuz I'm assuming that you're totally gonna buy this.
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“If you wanna be my lover / You gotta get with my friends”
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The people who made this made it cuz u fucking nerds will buy anything!
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You're supposed to say it in the bathroom, while looking in the mirror...then she appears and kills you.
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Pretty good indeed.
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If you're willing to carefully remove any of these pages from the book, they could look really nifty framed and displayed on your wall. They're like a work of art, in their own right.
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This episode makes me want to see Freddy Vs Santa!
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You clever chicken.
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"I love water skiing. It's my favorite. Nothing can ruin this perfect moment!"
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I don't usually collect VHS tapes, but couldn't resist this beauty. Put it on my entertainment center so I can gaze at Harry's smiling face all the time.
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the Arby’s by us closed down and my daughter apologized like I lost a friend
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One of these days they'll make a MAC AND ME Coloring Book and you're gonna absolutely lose your shit.
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I like how people say: "I've got a BIG project coming up" and it means something like sanding their deck or building a tool shed. I'll say: "I've got a BIG project coming up" and it means something like I plan to watch all 9 Seasons of some TV show.
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They didn't make Bolo a star either, though. To the average person, he's obscure.
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That's pretty much what I was thinking.
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They should've made Yuji Okumoto a big movie star after THE KARATE KID PART II. He had looks. He had charisma. He knew karate. How did no one not think to make him a star?
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This cover kicks ass
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You could write a song called, LASERDISC LOVE. A sexy, sexy song.
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You could do so much dancin' on that bridge.
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I'm no expert. I'm treading into conspiracy theories here. but, I believe that's why. A real artist wouldn't lean on that crutch.
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That cliffhanger with the dog who steals everyones pants gets HIS pants stolen. Who stole it? My money is on that shifty-eyed cat.
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An example of short attention-span filmmaking. Wake the audience back up every couple of scenes or so with "Hey, remember this song?"
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Guess what? IT'S HERE!
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I've never seen it but I love seeing someone shit on something that is so popular that I have no interest in ever watching.
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Let's jam.
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I sleep in a Time Machine, do you? @isaacshauntedbeard.bsky.social
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My favorite part was hearing about their Jason fan film idea & how they would incorporate Jason's mom's head into it.
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I bought this.
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The # of times I hear people say the word "Meddling" in real life: 0 The # of times Scooby & the gang hear people say the word "Meddling": At least once a week.
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I also do this when I watch LETHAL WEAPON 2 and hear the part that Ice Cube sampled.
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Some people have no concept of culture. and some people are racist.
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no thank you.
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Sometimes I think: "Man...it's fucking crazy how many times I've seen THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE."
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Ran some errands before work this morning and found this big lug. Had no choice but to take him home with me. Now we’re eating Nerds Candy Corn and watching soap operas. This is living.
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BETTER OFF DEAD having Diane Franklin, E.G. Daily, and John Cusack puts it in strong competition for Most Crushworthy '80s Movie of All Time.
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No one can come between me and my Spuds McKenzie (won down the Jersey Shore)
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a horror movie where the monsters are blind and deaf but have a super sense of smell and the main character can't stop farting