Use enough paint, sure
Use enough paint, sure
so it's off to the work camps for people who use drugs that don't benefit large American companies, and suppression of information about the known harms of the one drug that has a massive lobby in the US (and is one of the most harmful and statistically deadly drugs that exist)
Are you moving?
I often think about my surgical relationship with truth. I prefer to be honest wherever possible and put a high value on doing so, but there's a paradox in that truth-telling is both the first thing I try to give to my friends and the most dangerous weapon I leverage against enemies; it's a scalpel.
The soap from the top of your body goes down, obviously
I thought I went colorblind for a moment because this man on TikTok said he was making Caldo Verde and then served the reddest soup I've ever seen. Turns out I can see color fine, he's just White. 🤣
1985: don’t get in cars with strangers 2025: put your infant child in a robot car operated by a stranger in a slave labor call center in another continent
oh I'm talking about THE LORD, you know the I AM HE THAT IS CALLED I AM, fucker. I'm dead sure he's a pussy lil bitch. I'll fight him and Jesus at the same time, apart or together since they can't make up their mind. Crucify em again, swear on me mum But other gods seem pretty burley, so prolly not
I think very little of myself but I also think I'd be capable of killing god in a fight so on average I'd say my self image is bang on in the middle
Patient: Life seems harsh and cruel. Doc: The treatment's simple. Go see the great clown Pagliacci. Don't listen to the people who say he's a hack. Patient: You look familiar. Aren't you-- Doc (surgical mask slipping off revealing large red nose): Go see the damned clown!
So a horned lizard squirts blood from its eyes and this is considered a "natural defense mechanism." But when I do it, I'm possessed by a cluster of reptilian poltergeists that can melt walls with their ectoplasmic blood?
Respectfully, I would ask all of you to think about the sociopolitical implications of this. If non white people said they stopped showering, child services would be at their doorsteps in minutes. They would be fired for ruining the workspace vibe. They would be harassed for being dirty and filthy
It's so amazingly beautiful, way better in person. I can't wait until I can afford to have it shortened and maybe make some earrings out of the extra bits
Wearing one of my @peculiarityshop.bsky.social bracelets tonight
I have people saved in my phone like “Mary Landlord” and “Jim Maintenance” and it occurs to me that’s the way that Anglo surnames have always worked
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Related to the thread i made the other day- Stopping investigations into child trafficking is directly tied to an anti woke agenda because forbidden words like Vulnerable Victim Socioeconomic Under served Trauma Etc are banned How tf can you talk about at risk populations without those words?
We should find out what causes these sloppy little assholes to be such epic douchecanoes.
🚨NEW: Reversing *generations* of practice, the Board of Immigration Appeals gives ICE exactly what it demanded, ruling that any undocumented immigrant who entered illegally is categorically ineligible for release from detention on bond — expanding mandatory detention by millions of people.
I'm disappointed they didn't figure out how to turn the helmet shadows into lightning bolts.
I can't take any "fascism experts" seriously who spent the past 2 decades ragging on abolitionists who said plainly that fascism was both already embedded in the criminal punishment system AND that criminalization is the fuel for fascism.
This is real.
oh so we're in He Definitely Did It, For Real, And There's Absolutely Hard Proof territory now
I actually respect hating Andrew Cuomo so much that you call a press conference to explain how much you hate him
Look, boys, I've seen engagement photos, and that is an engagement photo.
Death of journalism
Not a great sign when the NRA is doing more to speak up against trans people having constitutional rights stripped away than a lot of our actual supposed allies are.
"I don't think there's anything lower than a man who bullies women." - assaulter of women and girls Graham Linehan
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Just realized that's the 18th anniversary of meeting the person who took me to my first event because it was a thing some of his theater friends were doing
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Dot, a personalized AI companion, is shutting down.
i will have a reaction to the supposed anthropic settlement when I see concrete information about what rights I am giving away for $3000, for how long, in what ways, and what actual sum I'll see and how much will go to lawyers. jfc everyone ...
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dilfs we need you. we need you to make autistic babies
I threw my back out sleeping and had to have an emergency Dr appointment for muscle relaxants so it would stop spasming
For the health of your back in middle age, avoid risky activities such as: - Standing - Sitting - Lying down
I'm not saying Donald Trump is a Soviet asset. I'm just wondering: if he *was*, what would he be doing differently?
We’d like to celebrate the first NGO to unflinchingly and unhesitatingly stand up to the administration in favor of transgender people’s rights, the, uh………. NRA
For a politician to "instruct" his henchmen to "find" something or "link" something is not science. It is cultism.
It's Claudette Colvin day here in New Orleans, where the RTA waives all fees for public transport in honour of her courage and unrelenting sense of her own dignity on her birthday. Today, she is 86 and if you don't know who she is, read up! share.google/yAQjDYPNlCRE...
"We right now have half of our precinct chair spots in the state of Texas vacant. We have more than 20 percent of our counties without a county chair. If we’re not even walking in the door in these communities, then don’t put your jaw on the floor and be shocked when you start losing there."
Tesla’s value is entirely fake and at this point is a conspiracy to funnel as much of the world’s wealth to a single otherwise useless man of no notable skills or talent but who creates outsized harm.
I wrote something for GQ about how Armani impacted menswear. It's easy to forget, but when menswear transitioned to slimmer silhouettes in the early 2000s, baggy clothes were derided as "sloppy" and "middle aged." Over the years, people have revisited campaigns like these 🧵
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I don't think they'll follow through at all
read this thread. absolutely chilling. forcibly inserting ICE ads into a podcast, and deliberately manipulating the mechanism through which creators have any control at all over which ads are included. this is horrible
ATTN FELLOW CANADIANS: An actual MP has created a petition to stop financial discrimination against adult creators by payment processors. You have to confirm your email but thats because its something that can actually be shown to parliament.
“When surveyed, sheep were much more likely to cut wolves out of their life than wolves were to cut out sheep”
“The money that Trump is using to bring the National Guard here, he should use it to make more activities and more programs…And then he should use it to give us better job opportunities. That would help with safety.” - Maya Thompson, 16 www.wbez.org/public-safet...
“I’m a writer who works alone and I need AI so I can brainstorm and come up with ideas.” My brother in christ the news is right there. RIGHT THERE. Free shit falling out of the sky, nonstop.
Find someone who loves you like an octogenarian Democrat loves themself
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Hawaii’s health insurers say they will cover COVID vaccinations for anyone older than six months, despite new FDA guidance that says children and healthy adults don’t need the shots.
Working the ER on Halloween must be wild. Oh no! Paw Patrol is having a breach birth
The new buddy comedy coming to a prison near you!
By the way, here's another great example of how no, GCs and other transphobes don't actually see us as male. In what world would this be appropriate to say to an underage boy? We are a class of women and girls that society has deemed acceptable to dehumanize, harass, and abuse.
had to take a break to work on the new cracker barrel logo
With all the usual caveats about how we shouldn’t have to, this is very clever. Suggests it’s worth a Nobel Peace Prize in the first paragraph, talks about commitment to transparency in the second, provide links that they know he’ll never click.
The official DOJ Twitter account posting the equivalent of a screenshotted Notes app apology from a phone on 30% battery after the acting director got honeypotted on Hinge and confirmed plans of an Epstein/Maxwell coverup.
Yesterday, in LA, pre-dawn, a bunch of ICE agents were assembling in the gated parking lot of a federal building, preparing to go out and do their kidnappings, when a protester rolled the gate to the parking lot closed and locked it with a bike lock, locking dozens of agents in.
You've got to remember that even though RFK Jr looks like an idiot and sounds like an idiot, he is, in fact, an idiot.
The People's Court but for criminal cases sounds lmao
It is the funniest fucking thing how this doll actually looks
Hawaii announced they are joining California, Oregon, and Washington’s West Coast Health Alliance which will provide their own science-based vaccine guidelines and make vaccines accessible to everyone.
Attn all ICE agents! Here’s an announcement from our front window: Chicago hates you, and you are not welcome here!
“Federal law requires that a judge declare a person to be mentally ‘defective’ before being stripped of their right to own firearms.”
Scoop: A sudden no-bid ICE contract for specialized sniper training has gone to a decorated former Marine who is also the brother of a GOP lawmaker. Reached by WIRED, he says there was no hookup; 20 years in a reconnaissance unit and even more as an instructor simply left him uniquely qualified.
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it is, in fact, a difficult question because SCOTUS invented presidential immunity and defined it broadly enough to make it difficult
Maybe Doctor Cassidy shouldn't have voted to approve this garbage person as HHS secretary!
I'm a little surprised O'Keefe's people can still do this hidden camera thing so successfully. If you work for the government and are on the dating apps you have to know this is happening constantly
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noah.... where are you getting this from?
A silver lining in this story, and it's admittedly a thin one, is that GOP lawmakers know a lot of the stuff they're doing is bad, but do it anyone because they're afflicted by a personality cult, and so when that personality is no longer around, they might, at least a little, revert to the mean.
All I can think about is Michelle Obama suggested kids should eat more veggies and learn nutrition and people went fucking nuts.
"They're only going to punish blue states, not red and purple states they need to maintain power" is a take that aged like milk.
I almost feel duty bound to share Jackie Gleason's round UFO place with you to see what you think. www.corcoran.com/listing/for-...
The Republican embrace of snitch culture -- rewarding people for ratting out their neighbors for breaking stupid laws -- is one of the more disturbing authoritarian trends in the party. It reminds me of how the Soviets used to decorate children who turned in their parents for disloyalty.
DOJ is openly stating that "trannies shouldn't have guns." The Trump administration is moving to strip trans people of their 2nd amendment rights. Nothing good ever comes out of an authoritarian regime stripping a minority group of owning guns.
The next sessions of Communiversity are on 9/13. There are still a few slots available for three offerings. Sign up and spread the word: www.interruptingcriminalization.com/events/all/c... The sessions are in person in Brooklyn. Sliding scale from $0 and up. They've been great so far.
We took the paywall down on this one. defector.com/how-the-fuck...
What if we defeated fascism with the power of love
Florida politicians are only too happy to tell you what your children are allowed to put in their minds.
Oh HELL yes
they had to pay extra to install heating elements on the entirely decorative handle because it kept growing huge deadly icicles that would fall and break through the skylight
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Another "where's the AI code?" question: where's the shovelware? If AI coding is so hot, we should be seeing a flood of crappy little apps, and we aren't. mikelovesrobots.substack.com/p/wheres-the... note this post is from a huge AI bro too
bit of a tangent but "$35 insulin price caps" are actually more like $70 price caps since most type one diabetics need 2 types of insulin. it should just be free
where's my insulin gavin?
TERFs are absolute monsters. They're in court laughing about the assault and rapes of trans people.
Betty Ann 