Oh man, I didn't know you were there! I would have tried to come find you if I had known
Oh man, I didn't know you were there! I would have tried to come find you if I had known
Third Stepdad In Row Has Goatee
Insanely good seat plus you get to sit with Jay. Infinity value. Eddie Kingston is going to be there!
It's typical Zephyr
Sounds like Zephyr and Aiden are acting up outside and mother is nonplussed with their behaviour
next thing you know, they're going to go after the podcasters!
I know it's connected to a larger trend overall that shows the world is truly fucked and dead, but "the war on comedians" is not the rallying cry that's going to get me to enlist
I can't believe none of us are going to be referring to the same Kevin McHale here
"you're throwing up blood" man I am throwing up lots of stuff don't worry about it
The monkey paw that curls on this one is going to crush my windpipe in the process
I need everyone to wait until the next thing that happens before the revolution starts, because I can't have Jimmy Kimmel be the hill everyone's prepared to die on
they're all going to start the worst podcasts you've ever seen
my goal is to become very good friends with The Beast Mortos at All Out
We're going to turn Canada into the late night show country. The Evening Show with Rick Mercer. Tonight Now with Howie Mandel. Fall Asleep To Ian Hanomansing
This is outstanding
Did a CEO draw this
cal raleigh is an avenger but like if we still thought that was cool
the mariners are going to save the world
I got the hookup!
Lênin, de 3.
Yeah my horse was like "old news buddy"
/whispering to my horse Robert Redford died
So much bad shit in the world. In these trying times, as a society we need a returning Eddie Kingston to AEW television more than ever
Hogs up
Thanks, it's nearly impossible to stop
This is the only thing that makes me feel proud to be Canadian
Jerry Dipoto you seen this Josh Naylor guy?
I don't know he said it's real, why would he say it if it wasn't
Turo but it's just for you
nothing more fun than Mariners baseball these days. holy moly
wonder why that is
oh yeah they could have done it privately
I can think of at least one person who should have tried this tactic recently
still thinking about Mass Effect and its Albertanness Kaiden Alenko is approximately the most Albertan name possible: Ukrainian surname with a first name that rhymes with Aidan??? Sounds like a WHL player
every day Josh Naylor isn't re-signed is a day closer I get to surprising Jerry DiPoto with a visit at his home while he's eating breakfast (parody, non-actionable)
I want Josh Naylor re-signed before this game even ends
Oh fuck, is there any kind of mechanism to get that back? Hopefully they didn't soak you for too much
I think if I never ever looked at social media ever again, I could really end up liking football
Oh it's not interesting. This guy is in a bunch of different ads for a BC grocery chain that play before every single youtube video I've ever seen, and he's just a power dork that I have grown to hate
newly single Nick Dang East
but it's not
Did he do it again???
Extremely regional but if you've seen this guy you probably hate him as much as I do
The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.
Finally finished that goddamn giallo arc. Get caught up here: swanboy.com/arc/doncarlo...
this feels @davidjroth.bsky.social coded
Which MMA fighter with CTE and seemingly no knowledge of how professional wrestling works would you prefer blindside you during a match and make you swallow your own teeth
As I understand it, the fan base hasn't forgiven the producers for killing off Logan. And I'm with them
Not after the way season 4 ended
Tell Palace no takebacks
hmmm. lol
Thank you Sam
I did it
You realize I get to say I manifested this
They better
I'm such a miserable prick that my reaction to the Isak news is being mad that they're not getting Guehi
I would like to have both those things
You can't. I covered my bases
It's not in my nature to make sweeping declarations about sports, because I feel like it's my fault if it doesn't happen
we're going to win the league?
My fucking god Szobo
you don't have to do that at all, I appreciate the thought though
oh sick, do you know what she's driving?
knocked the price down on this e-bike for sale, because "sometimes it glitches when going up hills" luckily for the seller I stopped reading after the discount part
in related news, facebook marketplace algorithm has me dead to rights
if by pirates you mean "all the forces that keep me from achieving advanced financial and social standing", then yes, the pirates
all the vans for sale are "low km" and "from 1986" and that alone has me one foot across the finish line
or a boat guy, but let's be honest about the class implications pushing down on me every single waking moment of my life
every day I'm more convinced I would really thrive being a van life guy
boomers have all this pent up "someone you sorta know just died" energy and they have no idea how to focus it
somebody point me to the part that made everyone think trump died. or point me to the batshit crazy thing that I'll choose to believe is real about how trump died
I would know
I want to be able to introduce myself as Slip Cougan
Looking through old forum posts trying to track down a solution for some work stuff and I've been reading posts from a guy named Slip Cougan
I'd like to see the amount of people pretending to like Avatar come down. So I guess we're even James
I don't have a strong read. I think they either need to heat up a heel at the top of the midcard or turn someone heel in the main event scene. Otherwise maybe there's a world where it's Okada
karate mode (4 kicks)
My entire life to Eugenio Suarez
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prepare to get an email that says "where are we on this?" 300 times
I love love
it's a good tweet
I think it's got signature's privilege
a grim reality of a future I want no part of
we're all just here for you man! Great work out there!
I do too! But also I don't get paid enough to care about coming up with a better one
I just know I'm going to see that today
I accept my fate
respect would be so good, damn. For me I always breathe a sigh of relief when I realize it's a Friday when I'm replying, because I can hit em with a "have a great weekend"
the craziest to me is when they do that even when there are empty seats. Am I being pranked?
I can't believe I've become the "cheers" sign off guy for work emails. What has happened to me?
I'll tell you when a tower is out of date
No, that's disgusting
That's the way I know it
Rio has arrived
I do it so I can take it down from the inside