Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
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Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
What’s the matter babe? You’ve barely your ornamental Santa Clause taking a dump on the sexy lady moon.
I’m half way through Season 8 and I am absolutely hating it. Every episode feels cobbled together from bits of episodes from its gokden age and the Scully and Doggett dynamic isn’t up to much. I won’t tap out but only because I’ve plunked so much time into it, but I’m rarely entertained anymore.
This whole thing is great but the highlighted bit made me laugh out loud. 😂 Marlon on Snoop:
Why does every picture of this git look like a Reuters photo of an SNL cast member who’s just been sacked?
Why does every picture of this git look like a Reuters photo of an SNL cast member who’s just been sacked?
Oh, you gem!
Sad isn’t it?
Dammit
Ok. Fine. I’ll ask. Who is Taylor Swift?
Well fuck. They paywalled it.
I stand by that
Oooh. I should get a multi region blu ray player really
Shite. (We agree on that one surely)
Woah woah woah, name 40 times I’ve been wrong.
Good morning from here.
🤐
"I don't care what anyone says, I like that movie."
Targeted ads, again, missing the mark.
I don’t get scared while watching Alien Earth because I have Dan O’Bannon’s original concept art seared into my brain
Here’s my tiny beautiful oldest daughter 12 years ago. The most adorable, beautiful thing I’d ever seen. Smash cut to yesterday when she said “If I ever get a boyfriend he damn well better be into grunge.” I really like being her father.
If you’re in Edinburgh, go and see this, it’s a joy.
When U2 threatens to do a new tour.
If you’re in Edinburgh, go and see this, it’s a joy.
What do these cunts think a “quip” is?
I love that show
Prediction One or both of then get in a mood and hour or two in and storm out calling the talks futile.
That’s the one
It’s happening.
Sorry… Have your other ones been giving us blood poisoning or something?
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Genuinely: briefly being near a horse and then running slightly, away from camera.
Thinking of doing a coffee table book on bad stunt doubles. Here’s “Burt Reynolds” in 1987’s perfectly adequate action thriller Malone.
That’s where I was yeah at the studio. Didn’t help.
Fuck sake
After Apollo 13 and retiring from the space program Jim Lovell became a corporate executive. Imagine having him as a boss and telling him some task might be difficult to achieve. “Difficult? Really? As difficult as say, oh I don’t know…”
Same! I was so hyped for this game, and didn’t care for it at all
Can’t park in a convenient spot because these bathtime cunts won’t move.
Same
I’ve finished it. He’s an incredible director.
Finished Barry. An incredible achievement in television and I’m bereft. There’s scarcely a decent human being in it (most are straight up monsters) but I miss them all.
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci! ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
Aye
No reason this baguette place needs to go this hard
Menacing table tennis placement
Straight up Conjuring shit in The Range at the moment
Won’t be as good as the original
Looks like Marty McFly finally pushed Principal Strickland too far.
Not to be a whinging old man, but it’s my feeling that there aren’t enough council run bins anymore.
I’ve really enjoyed these books
“Handheld” is apparently now a category of cuisine
I’m only on ep 4 so far.
I’m late to this, but Bill Hader’s Barry is/was a fantastic show
#TBT to when I was in a shop in Nice and there was €6.6k champagne just on sale in the same fridge as the 7ups
I don’t know that I ever seen even a frame of a Robert Patrick episode
Ok never mind. I got to the episode Hollywood A.D. and Garry Shandling as himself spent a whole minute of network television time asking Fox Mulder detailed questions about his dick. This show can still surprise me.
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
I’m now at the back end of X Files’ series 7, and to be honest the entertianment value has nosedived. Feels like it’s winding down now (despite there being 50 eps left of the original run)
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
The Avatar sequels will continue until morale improves.
I'm sure that many of you here tonight still recall with pleasure his memorable diphtheria imitation. #RIPTomLehrer
In time for Christmas when all the kids will be asking for it.
Is Mindseye a fiver yet?
Yep. Same policy.
Hi! It’s on Amazon Prime with an MGM+ subscription
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Holy shit, well done boys.
Classic James Bond that is
Blaze of Glory.
She figured it out before an ape even appeared.
I watched the 1968 original with my kid a year or two back and she A) loved it and B) figured out the twist in the first 10 minutes reasoning “the mountains and the sky and the water look the same as Earth”.
My 10 year old just invented a product called “Poof Pants” (“When you’re drowning they poof up”)
PLANET OF THE APES????
And he’s right.
Hope it was worth it, Jimmy
As a father, this moment in Donald Sutherland’s Lifetime Achievement Oscar speech is incredibly relatable.
As a father, this moment in Donald Sutherland’s Lifetime Achievement Oscar speech is incredibly relatable.
In the welsh village I grew up in there was a shop called Pugh’s which sold rifles, and a shop called Pugh Pugh’s which sold laser guns.
A Borges story about a guy who gets AI to summarize all the world’s information for him, and then summarize the summary, until the AI has the whole world summarized into a single word. He sits alone at his desk, staring at the word, repeating it endlessly, certain he is experiencing everything
Yeah I just had a subtle hint
I’m on episode three but I’m curious, is it ever really implied that the 4 of them were swingers? Or is that just a myth?
Good question, I was curious to see what games AI was capable of after reading this www.theregister.com/AMP/2025/07/...
It’s bloody useless. (Which is good)
If you’re ever worried that ChatGPT is coming for your job, just try playing film trivia with the dull cunt.
Now if only there’s enough rule of law left come November 2028 for a fair election…
Any chance that his grip on conservatives is loosening?
In your part of the world, if you got solar, would you get called woke?
Not to go off brand but this is the first article in years that made me feel optimism. www.newyorker.com/news/annals-...
I’m watching The Good Life for the first time since I was a kid and I’ll tell you this: You either die a Tom and Barbara or live long enough to see yourself become Margo and Jerry.
Nah, fucked it.
You don’t know what my perfect Saturday is.
If I play this right, I might be on the verge of having the perfect Saturday.
I keep touching the radiator to check if it’s somehow come on by accident