GUFFAW.
Named myself after an obscure X-Man, I'm a nerd. I'm married and old. Love wife, granddaughter and dog. I like movies and books and music. And food and whiskey. NO t*ts, NO crypto, NO DMs, NO MAGA.
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GUFFAW.
Always happy to have my idiot uneducated dork opinion vindicated by someone whose credentials would take half a day to read off.
...sure Grampa, sure. (Honey get the meds will you?)
Actually did laugh out loud in this one
Indeed.
We can not be seen as agreeing with ANYTHING these fascists are promoting. The time to resist was when Trump took office in 2017, it's far, FAR beyond the time we should sit idly by and watch this stuff happen. Ma'am PLEASE.
Hmm let me think what's in common about men on the political left and men that don't have trouble getting intimate partners. Uhhhhh could it beeeeee they CARE what the other person thinks and feels??? Naaaaaawwwww that's just crazy talk.
....get your shit together, Yelp.
"pull bad stuff out having to do with children" meaning, if there was anything in any legislation that protected children, they got rid of it.
Such a diplomat, our president. Such a marvelous representative of the American people. Don't tell me, the Lord Mayor iiiissss... not a white guy right? Oh he's a MUSLIM YES. LOL
This ad presented in perfect earnest on my FB feed.
Good old-fascioned fascist show of force.
"But the House should definitely kill it because it's a bad bill." And all the people cried out as one: "Bitch, please".
By even conservative estimates Orange will have killed more people than Pol Pot.
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And the people who keep reelecting them either don't notice or don't care. It's so sad.
Does anyone think Orange or his people or any of Congressional GOP care even the slightest bit?
....I thought it was just because he's insecure about his wiener
I can't make this a really funny joke because I don't remember the question, but my wife asked me something last week and my answer was "Beckinsale in underwear" and she didn't sock me with her shoe, so I guess I got away with it.
They showed us on Maddow!! Exciting
@ashdashlee.bsky.social psst: web addresses don't have backslashes. It's just "nokings dot org slash next." Love you lots!! You put on a GREAT meeting tonight. Just terrific.
Khamenei: "Neither Trump nor anyone from his staff have made any attempt to contact us, ever."
is. Anyone. Surprised.
What exactly is it that you imagine you're "seeing out there?" Because so far there has been no violence and exactly one robo-car set on fire in the anti-ICE demonstrations. Are you just going to.... pretend you saw someone do something so you can pummel them with clubs? Yes, probably.
If they'd just grown half a shriveled testicle between the bunch of them and someone stood up and said "we've had it with Israel's SHIT y'all," we wouldn't be staring totalitarianism right in its ugly saggy face right now.
I've wanted to pull an Al Pacino "flamethrower to this place" scene since... almost since I could vote. Yeah their seeing what Reagan did with Iran *just to make Carter look bad* and the Dems just shrugged and said "oh well." Bunch of WIMPS. Why is this the only choice we have. /rhetorical
Which is essentially what David Hogg was saying and they just kicked him out of the DNC. They don't deserve him. But they also know they're secure in their seats because the alternative for us is voting for actual totalitarian fascist dictatorship.
Schumer was heard to say "someone should do something about this" before he broke for a 3-hour lunch.
AWW DO YOU "HAVE CONCERNS" MS. MURKOWSKI
if you wanna send to me it's @itsforge.bsky.social
Since one instance of something failing to function properly is usually the GOP's reason to get rid of it, let's do that now.
Ten whole minutes? Sure he will = )
Tell Carlos to get his butt up here on Bluesky!
Tom Cotton the traitor who forwarded Bibi's letter to Iran telling them to ignore Obama? That traitor Tom Cotton? Yeah fuck him.
We can not be seen as agreeing with ANYTHING these fascists are promoting. The time to resist was when Trump took office in 2017, it's far, FAR beyond the time we should sit idly by and watch this stuff happen. Ma'am PLEASE.
when she supported the bill to allow the president to mark *any nonprofit group he wants* as a terrorist organization. And he immediately started doing that with civil liberties and Democratic political action groups. 4/
TANF, housing assistance, oh yeah and run everyone who isn't a white Anglo-Saxon Protestant out of the country into their workcamps. Perhaps I am exaggerating for effect but do you really want to try to see what will happen? I was disgusted by Mrs. Wasserman-Schultz 3/
Their job is to foment unrest and uneasiness in the US so that the President and his lieutenants can declare martial law (because clearly the US is in an internal conflict right?) and cancel elections, do away with civil rights, cancel Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, SNAP, 2/
Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick Congresswoman what in the WORLD. "75 Democrats joined Republicans to 'express gratitude' to ICE agents and call for greater local and state collaboration with ICE." Ma'am, ICE is Trump's Gestapo. 1/
Do this exactly. Do not engage. Do not validate their bullshit.
I want to introduce a bill making "Eat Shit, You Trump-Sucking Toadie Jagoff" the national motto.
substack.com/@ellenmitche...
The "no regulation on AI" portion of the spending bill is how we get SkyNet. Do we want SkyNet?
There's a dumb joke here somewhere about the Three Amigos having been rounded up and deported by ICE but I dunno how to do it
Thing is there have never been any gangs and no people "came here in droves." People calmly applied for asylum, tens of thousands were turned away, every single applicant was thoroughly vetted. But you can't tell them that, it goes against what the liars told them, and they believe the liars.
Will someone please fucking make it illegal for those fucking assholes to cancel development of a bird flu vaccine? I don't want to make it through all the fucking SHIT the wife and I have made it through just to die from a stupid bird virus.
CVS is putting themselves out of business though, their prices are, well I don't have hard data but in general they feel like 15 to 20 percent higher than Walgreens or the pharmacy section at Walmart. They've always been pricey pricey.
Yeah because 3 in 4 Miami households voted for her because the Republicans are gonna "get tough on Castro and get rid of that regime." Because they've been so effective at it for 65 years.
I wish every nation on Earth would do that when Orange makes an outrageous claim like that. "India and Pakistan that was all me! I got on the phone with them and they agreed at once to stand down from hostilities and start talking!" India and Pakistan: "The fuck you did."
Holy crap, the facehugger was just a scary version of the beachball.
I love this. He was always just a worthless fuckup.
Insult to gherkins
Oh, AND an iPhone would still cost $4000.
...turn the entire populace of the US into actual slaves and no you won't be able to feed, house or transport them so they'll just have to work at their workstation 'til they die. But, you'll get what you asked for.
Okay Donnie I'll just wave my Magic Apple WandTM and increase US chip manufacturing capability 40,000% to... still not anything vaguely what China can turn out in its sleep. It'll cost us the entire GDP of the planet for the next 100 years and you'll have to....
Yes but too little to remember seeing a bottle in a liquor store. I did see that Dickel bottle a lot in my teens and early 20s and even said hey, that's the bottle Captain Kirk was drinking out of.
That's pretty cool, I don't remember seeing that on the shelf in the liquor store.
Precisely, America is short on cojones. We need some heroic crusader who's nothing BUT cojones to save us and 99/100 it'll be a woman.
And take benefits away from several thousand families who need them and were doing everything above-board. EVERY TIME. See also "drug test benefit recipients" and then they BRAG that they tested 70,000 people and caught ONE guy who ate a poppyseed bagel.
Consistent with EVERY NO EVERY LAST TIME a conservative goes on the warpath to "end all this here fraud we got goin' on," they spend millions or a billion or more to hunt down people committing fraud, end up "catching" ONE person the agency had already marked as suspicious, and cont'd
I'm still POed at them for handing David Hogg his walking papers. I really had high hopes for some systemic change from his end of things.
True, I'm NOT trying to say "both sides are the same," that's insane. BUT!! The Democrats won't stand up to this, what the hell do they think THEIR JOB IS?
And the Democrats are in on it too.
A.F. Branco, Creators Syndicate. Totally this, I no longer trust Tapper any further than I could throw the CNN home office building.
And they kicked David Hogg out of the DNC because it looked like he was going to succeed at getting the average age of the Democratic representation in the legislature below 78. (I only exaggerate slightly)
ger·on·toc·ra·cy /ˌjerənˈtäkrəsē/ noun a state, society, or group governed by old people. government based on rule by old people.
How does the needle react if your answer to every question is "suck my dick, pig?"
Kudos for Hassan for not adding "you stupid bimbo"
All of this.
Brava to her for not saying "that's incorrect, you fucking bimbo."
Iris Zabzuni on FB: "Hope women continue to keep their legs closed so that the birth rates drop even more."
Good can we get Reedy Creek Management District restored so Orange and Osceola homeowners won't be on the hook for Disney's tax bill please? What a goddamn asshole.
Dear Dana Summers Tribune Media, formerly the editorial cartoonist at the Orlando Sentinel: what the hell did you do to become so fucking stupid? Did you have half of your brain removed? Did you snort a whole shitload of Drano? No what really, the actual fuck? This is IDIOTIC, man.
"We don't MIIIIIIIIINNND if they come here LEEEEEEGALLY," they blatantly lied.
Those people are all billionaires. OK Bono's only sitting on like 3/4 of a billion. Why would Kamala need to give them money? I'm soooo confuuuuused.
Christ, what a consummate douche.
Karmic continuum be like "nnnnyyyeahh heh hehhhhh"
All together now, "Oh shut up, you ASSHOLE."
I just want everyone to understand, I gave up on humanity decades ago.
What the hell they picking on Biden for? There were plenty of more attractive candidates in 2020 but they're the ones who shoved an 80 year old man to the front of the pack and now they're hanging him out to dry?
We should post the names of the Democrats who voted Yea on HR 9495 as often as we can.
Every GOP appropriations bill for the past 40 years has been the largest transfer of wealth from the poor to the rich in U.S. history.
not me I've been shrieking about these fucker bastards since I was fourteen
Oo if I can get one I can put it right next to my George Dickel "Saurian Brandy" bottle!
Low-income families all over Florida will just lose their teeth period the end. And then die younger than they already do for lack of health because they can't eat right.
Wow somebody's actually burning books? Jesus Christ that's sad.
Remember when a whole shitload of Republicans ran on and got elected for NOT EVER RAISING THE DEBT CEILING NOT ONE CENT EVER??
Reality garbage is reality garbage.
Embezzleth
BAAAH HA - "Hi." "Hello, South Africa is nothing but white genocide white genocide white genocide white genocide did I mention white genocide? Yes it's very white genocide there. Very white genocide. Have a white genocide day!"
Okay but only if you make the women wear these cool purple wigs
I'm surprised they're allowed to track and announce that statistic. This "all workers wery hoppy" attitude from all 3 branches of government has been a total brick wall.
Very clever.
Maybe we *should* let him keep it so we can watch it turn into a broken-down piece of shit after he refuses to spend any money on maintenance.
Yeah a 305-foot monument to ending slavery is TOTALLY THE SAME as a super-plush-luxury airliner literally BRISTLING with surveillance equipment that we're not connected to, that Donnie fully intends to keep for his own after he's out, whenever that will be (right?).
